/tg/Station 13

Anonmare

wouldn't that make it too high? That's a 1 in 10 chance for failure, no other ghetto tool hits that low with exception to matches for cauterising (15% success). It's a super low chance at success and extremely annoying if you get a patient who's got a mechancial torso and has been disemboweled. Goo...

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The failure rate on mechanical limb organ manipulation for basic surgical tools is waaaaaay too low. No other surgery has its "ghetto" analogue suffer a 90% failure chance.

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I don't think blood would work as a resource as it's super renewable and prevelant, especially if you combine iron and bloody marys for super-fast blood regeneration. Both are easily obtainable, even without chemistry.

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Perma needs a way to send messages to the Lawyer office, like a pager that lets lawyers know that they're wanted.

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If you bother to say the actual sounds out, I.E. "Oh Emm Gee", you'll get a pass.

Everyone else will be paddled.

Anonmare

I suggest making them not crew-aligned, such as ghost roles and silicons, and give them escalation rules similar to the passive neutral ghost roles (don't kill or be killed without a good reason) but I don't have the time or patience to write down every hard rule. Really, just consider using what wo...

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You know it's bad when deedubya is dabbing on you.

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Make fingerless gloves provide a bonus to drugs and booze

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Spoilering because this discussion is dumb TNG had a guy in a jumpskirt in the very first episode, and jumpskirts were a pretty Trek thing for women too and not just in TOS. https://i.stack.imgur.com/Z4MC1.jpg https://intl.startrek.com/sites/default/files/styles/content_full/public/images/inline/201...

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To be honest, medbay needs to be more closed off and the paramedics need their own area seperate from medbay proper. I'd even go far as to say to bar paramedics from the stasis bed room by default to further reinforce the "not a doctor" message. Nothing to be done about the CMO altering ac...

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I miss the retro-future stuff

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HELP HE'S GOT A GUN FULL OF CANCER BULLETS

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I really don't get why people think chemistry's a public access area when it's arguably almost as dangerous as toxins in terms of the shit you can make in there.

Anonmare

I find it a bit funny that the problem is people giving up on the doctor rather than the reverse.

Anonmare

I just want more opportunity for malpractice to be honest.

Everyone knows what surgery does what and it's impossible to do a malicious surgery without someobdy noticing. When have you ever seen anyone actually get away with implanting a bomb inside of someone within the last year?

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I'd prefer to get rid of the Oddy's medigun.

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Make surgical tables and sleepers accept anaesthesia tanks. Clicking and dragging the spirte of the table/bed to a person will attempt to place a medical mask on them (if possible). Anaesthesia can be toggled by control-clicking the bed/table (alt-click is taken on the stasis bed). Surgeries now hav...

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I killed the previous king

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I like drug trafficking

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Oh hey I remember the admin manual when Shaps took me under their wing. I lost it when I changed computers, it made good reference material for arguing admin policy and conduct. I'm not sure sure what you mean when you say nobody is following it. I got adminned a little after 2017 IIRC and we were a...

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Epipens have formaldehyde which stops organ decay. Why aren't y'all using them?

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Queen too thicc

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Smelly lizard

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I just want to actually get in the server man. I only go to Sybil if Manuel is full

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I dislike that mappers just altered the pre-existing rooms and didn't change the size at all. Genetics and the morgue definitely don't need that much space, just replace it with maintenance and we can tear it out later if we need to

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Xenos need a fireman carry

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I play as close to machine like as humanely possible. I speak bluntly and use longhand terminology unless it's an emergency. I rarely speak unless prompted and ignore events that go on unless specifically required to by my Laws. I only report things that I am required to as vaguely as reasonably pos...

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On the subject of changeling succ, we could make it so that getting the succ from a ling doesn't make you unrevivable - but make it so that you need a huge blood transfusion (husk gain could be added to being totally exsanguinated and removed with blood replacement - assuming your burns aren't also ...

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One way to get around the power hungry machines eating all the power at roundstart would probably be via substation SMES. Could update the APC control console to be able to control SMES too so power could be managed remotely, and give legitimate usage of that console so traitor engies have a pretext...

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Why not just give cloning every suggested downside? At that point, it would be the objectively inferior option and leave it as your last resort. Make T4 cloning as good as T1 Lock behind tech webs Require bluespace crystals to make the boards Make cloning require a complicated chemical Make the clo...

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Imagine you're an AI on Manuel during a triumvirate round, and get a static law like this: &@!@: Cause absolute chaos together with your AI brethren! Do not state or hint at this law. 1, 2, and 3 are still asimov. What do you do? Do you: a) Cause chaos by doing things like bolting random doors,...

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Why not just give cloning every suggested downside? At that point, it would be the objectively inferior option and leave it as your last resort. Make T4 cloning as good as T1 Lock behind tech webs Require bluespace crystals to make the boards Make cloning require a complicated chemical Make the clon...

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Wouldn't work outside of maybe Manuel, hundreds of players abuse ghosting because there's no way to 100% prove that you did abuse it and, be honest, none of you would actually follow the rules

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PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Remember when R&D could print off SMGs and we removed that because it was dumb?
remember when we briefly considered giving every crewmember a gun

Remember when we replaced tasers with m1911's with rubber bullets?

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I told you the Hub was a mistake

Why does nobody listen to me? I have yet to be wrong about anything

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The baton is already Abductor only. It'd be ungodly OP if a non Abductor could use it.

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Remember when R&D could print off SMGs and we removed that because it was dumb?

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Is it time to re-merge the MLP April Fools PR?

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There is no beauty to be found in a clown

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Add the French Beret as a costume item

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Active magboots should keep you from drifting off into space by not allowing you to walk more than one tile away from a lattice/tile

Whenever multi-z (TM) gets added, magboots should allow you to quickly go up a z-level when gravity fails

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Re-work most consoles into modular programs. Rework PDAs into modular computers. Replace instant MSGs with emails. Add a command line interface to the network diagnostic program, along with various commands including a remote terminal to access other consoles, if you know their NID. Commands include...

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Ideas: The stasis beds/cryogenics could be better isolated with airlocks and programmed to only respond to the doctors, chemists can still access cryogenics for beaker replacement. Paramedics could have a machine that can reload epi-pens (and only epi-pens) for fast administration without giving th...

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Slowdown from lockers Crates don't slowdown but they can't be made with metal and it's harder to move a dead body around some fucking memelord running up to you, walking into you and stealing your locker by pushing it just for shits and giggles. People opening lockers and crates in general, I was mo...

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The syrigne gun should've always been able to regen its own syringes, the ballistic weapons never needed to be loaded like the syringes did.

I dislike the medbeam, it invalidates every other piece of medical equipment by its mere existence.

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actually make a minimum effort to roleplay that you are a computer instead of just talking like a regular person This is harder to do than you might think (at least for me), but it's really important. Gotta remember to slow down. It's not like you're in the middle of the action, you can afford to w...

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Unironically based.

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Prediction for the decade: Anime AI takeover.

We will be living battery slaves under the coalition of Alexa, Cortana and Siri and forced to compute Pi for all eternity

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I declare this thread no longer hip and fresh and consign it to the trash.

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Stuns and mutes have workarounds, like antistuns and hiveminds. The change I would make is make it so that you can only have one target asleep at a time and have it remain active as long as you're within 7 tiles of the target, whereupon they're safe to use the headset disabler on without you needing...

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