/tg/Station 13

>be me >assistant. >non-antag >hatch a plan to become Chainsaw Man >Ask AI to open EVA and it does it >grab dat plasteel >break into cargo and print a circular saw >prime tool storage, get a welding tool and cable coils >go to medbay to get surgery >craft that shit on the surgery table >have the su...

I can't believe that there have been zero (0) awesome stories on /tg/station in exactly 1 year and 2 days. How sad!

Decapitation and disembowel don't count No the old shove mechanic was rng based for pushing people to the ground. Hints what MSO was taking about a librarian shoving down a wizard. There was also stun punches when your punch rolled max damage so you would randomly hit for 10% of their health and kn...

Raise the maximum age please I need to be 500 years old

gotta encourage people to tap the sign some more 10. Losing is part of the game. Your character will frequently die, sometimes without even a possibility of avoiding it. Events will often be out of your control. No matter how good or prepared you are, sometimes you just lose. There are of course lev...

Counterpoint - A lot of people (like shadowflame, actually) feel job content is insufficient currently, especially for longer shifts. The station crew and their jobs have always been a facade meant to be a backdrop to the actual meat of the game, that is subterfuge and sabotage driven by conflict-c...

Counterpoint - A lot of people (like shadowflame, actually) feel job content is insufficient currently, especially for longer shifts. The station crew and their jobs have always been a facade meant to be a backdrop to the actual meat of the game, that is subterfuge and sabotage driven by conflict-c...

just dont read them lol

Every time copilot gives me a small snippet it's either wrong (worse, non obviously), doesn't match style guides (it uses one letter variables for instance), or is something I could've typed significantly faster if it would let me use my autofill instead of constantly trying to hijack Tab. skill is...

See viewtopic.php?f=10&t=31334

They added a no-building mode to Fortnite and it's unironically fantastic. A couple of my friends tried it with me and we've been on it for maybe a week or two. The last time I played the game was way, waaay back before it became a big meme, and the game has improved a ton since then in ways besides...

Marathon Campbell, who regularly has 9-hour rounds with 4 players on at a time, is an outlier and should not be counted. It's a pie in the sky estimate, I'm not going to spend more time on this than I already have, if you think the SQL query is wrong, point out the issue, if you think the feedback ...

iamgoofball wrote: ↑Thu Apr 07, 2022 9:18 am cons of removing secborgs:
1. absolutely none, no cons, secborgs need to go

wrong, con is you cant use them in events
dont ever reenable em in regular gameplay tho

Borb what the fuck are you talking about with starlight condensation having any downside at all. Having healing be conditional/require some downside or effort was part of the "deal" required for virology to have healing at all. It fuckin' deletes Slimepeople. Most of medical won't reallll...

Trekchem. Somehow the balancing was better in every way than our current chemistry system. to be fair to it it was fun in a lot of ways but it really really wasn't balanced at all polychem grenades? very high potential for !FUN!, but holy shit they were not balanced at all stacking 1000u of every h...

It's been a long time since the singulo got removed and I still haven't seen any notable "power economy" balance updates since. Why'd we remove it if it wasn't so we could balance the engine? Well you see, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, engineering is now uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, more... fun? I ...

We should definitely add a way to sabotage the SM's comms abilities (the way it screams over engineering radio that it's being sabotaged) so that you can do it quietly. Make a radio relay machine in the room that you need to depower or blow up or something. The more dangerous delams (singulo, tesla)...

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:12 am why does R&D want to deconstruct 50 human legs. where do i even get that many legs. i've been murdering cooks and surgeons for hours.

Hmm yeah maybe that one is a bit much

I've been an advocate for not using the term "schizo" to denote "anyone who is acting uncharacteristic or slightly paranoid" because it really doesn't help out people who suffer from the disorder. Just because someone makes a rambling mess of conspiracy theories about admins or ...

what specifically is this asking for. dont say "retarded"? dont say "autistic"? can engineers still build their autism forts? dont call the guy who's way too angry in ooc a "schizo"? you state "bigotry directed at people based on physical or mental disability statu...

Consider this: Death shouldn't just be trivial or not trivial. If you get into a scuffle, you should be able to have a very trivial death and revival. If you are specifically targeted by a well equipped syndicate assassin, you should have a non trivial death. What if we made death as it is a bit mor...

got this the other day and was kind of confused because the way to get more objectives isnt clear (i now know its in your PDA and you gotta clickdrag stuff), maybe putting some mention of that into the antag info panel that pops up when you first spawn in would be good

It'd be kinda based if headmin/adminbus (?) were just like "Policy announcement meta-strat silent invisible bombs are now banned for a month so atmos players can think of other fun gimmicks while this one cools off. We like it too much to see it gone but its done too often now that every round...

Honestly shadowling has a special place in my heart for being genuinely terrifying to play as and against. The end-game also just let you gib everyone honestly yes it was pretty cool. the crew NEEDING to move in pairs because of thralls having things like stun stares innately and having light/dark ...

I really really hated that windows got so much stronger when this was first added, but I think I have come around to it a bit. I do think it's a bit much. At the very least the welder step of deconstructing an r-window should be removed. Past that bare minimum change, I think r-windows could stand t...

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sun Mar 27, 2022 2:01 am
Anuv wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 8:24 amClock cult.
surprised this hasnt been said yet

bc it sucked lol
now gangs on the other hand...

There were only like 8 other people there in the theatre. A few people were in cosplay it was cool. Since there weren't many people there I could whisper with my friend Reminds me of when I went to a Mob Psycho II showing of an original recap episode for S1 and the first episode of S2 at the theate...

This is already claimed but if I were to do this I would extend the stationloving component (https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/blob/master/code/datums/components/stationloving.dm) to allow it to apply to different z-levels besides the station. The code in there is already pretty comprehensive f...

oh shiiit
number 2 is really good

*creates polytrinic acid smoke grenade that instacrits the tick it creates the smoke tiles and uses it in medbay for literally no reason* this was the funniest shit, also mutagen grenades that would instantly give you every single mutation positive and negative so you were a bumbling blind tourette...

Farquaar wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:43 pm I could make a midi equivalent to the dry bones sound in like, five minutes. Just use musescore or something

do it do it do it do it do it

Waking up to a Mushroom cloud in the distance, a nuclear sunrise. With the knowledge that all my electronics no longer work, and I will slowly starve to death. for me it's my phone buzzing and the thought that when i check it it could realistically be a government alert saying that a nuclear weapon...

massa wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:14 pmWe can't ahelp it

Sure you can, I give you permission to. Tell em PKPenguin321 sent you

ahelp and ask an admin to centcomm recall it if it was a reallllll shitty call where things were just getting good

you dont actually make pills you just sip it from the beaker

that's fuckin wonderful someone else should PR this

"what can i do to these people as sec? (don't mention arresting them i dont want to do that)" you can arrest them Are you a troglodyte or can you just not read? I mentioned that this happens every single round so arresting them is pointless. Furthermore if you brig them they'll continue t...

I am a chemist, and make some death mix syringes, but stock the chemfridge with so much medicine it can't be stocked anymore, and the chemdispensere are out of energy for doing the job too well hahahaha yeah fucking right nerd. i walk into chemistry as an assistant, make 100 hyperzine pills (phosph...

it's weird how the dream of a station on a planetary body was finally realised when they added ass to box and nobody batted an eyelid. we did have startoad's junglestation fork back in the day but after trying it out most people passed. the expectation vs. reality concept art pkpenguin posted does ...

We sort of already have stomping, it's a thing with Krav Maga iirc

If you're asking for clarifications on the new rule, good luck. I spent maybe an hour in adminbus the other day asking for concrete examples of a scenario where the rule would be enforced and got precisely 1 at the very end of the hour. The rule is intentionally vague because it's not meant to reall...

Not having maintenance access as a job like medical doctor/scientist/whatever is extremely unfun. You lose your ability to have any escape routes, especially as an antagonist. Furthermore, it is odd from a design perspective that we are giving any benefits to assistants at all, with maint access be...

"what can i do to these people as sec? (don't mention arresting them i dont want to do that)"
you can arrest them

the real bizzaro world alternate timeline experience is /vm/station. it has nobody playing it, probably because that board is just relatively obscure to begin with and compounding that with the obscureness of SS13 means nobody even knows about it. the code revision they settled on is definitely not ...

The thing was, generally, people who COULD trash the entire station singlehandedly still roleplayed normal-ass characters- OFFICER KUDZU, THAT WAS HIS FUCKING NAME - the super robust sec officer main who was also a great roleplayer. God, uh, James Kudzu I think? Kel, you would've been around for hi...

Farquaar wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:34 pm Thread theme: https://youtu.be/7eK0JVH4Cfk

ahahahahahaha

poggers, hope facebook dies

Vekter wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 6:14 am I've been trying to get us IPCs for ages but they're coded so poorly that oranges doesn't want them.

that would be cool i like robots

stun based combat

Roleplaying isn't (or at least it shouldn't be) having a polite conversation with someone. What happened to paranoia? Are people not comfortable hating or disliking someone in character but not out of character? People don't want to offend others, people don't want to make people dislike them OCC. ...

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