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Jonathan Gupta

terranaut wrote:O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

[youtube]PMZxehxMvHU[/youtube]

Jonathan Gupta

sinfulbliss wrote:
Flatulent wrote:…head?
It's a turn of phrase..

turning that head to face my bottom.

Jonathan Gupta

Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back I couldn't trust my own homies just a bunch a dirty rats Will I, succeed, paranoid from the weed And hocus pocus try to focus but I can't see And in my mind I'm a blind man doing time Look to my future 'cause my past is all behind me Is it a cri...

Jonathan Gupta

Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back
I couldn't trust my own homies just a bunch a dirty rats
Will I, succeed, paranoid from the weed
And hocus pocus try to focus but I can't see

Jonathan Gupta

Jonathan Gupta wrote:ayo I just laughed so hard, I coughed, puked through my nose and mouth, laughing and choking at the same godamn time.

laughed to this,

Jonathan Gupta

ayo I just laughed so hard, I coughed, puked through my nose and mouth, laughing and choking at the same godamn time.

Jonathan Gupta

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:
cSeal wrote:snip snip learn to size your images cyan smdh
t. moth player (good moth though) (boggers, even)

BOGGERS?

Jonathan Gupta

wubli wrote:can i use the gupta corner to say i just cooked a really good (spanish) tortilla i'm doing it anyways i guess

only if I can joke with you.

Jonathan Gupta

Timonk wrote:I just imagined a world where i pounded terranauts mom and now we're married wtf

I had a dream I pounded Mrs. Sybil yes and she had a S for a face, it was terrifying. Turns out I gave birth to myself, what a great dream

.

Jonathan Gupta

Found your ass @Armpit

Spoiler:

Jonathan Gupta

Sounds like you can either cater to the population that has grown and thrived with the current development or you could cater to people who have entirely stopped playing but promise that if you do what they say they will surely play If MSO forks i get another chance at coding for tg this is a good ...

Jonathan Gupta

deathgasp tier epicness, always deathgasp in crit.

Jonathan Gupta

If it hurts inject malt liquor.

Jonathan Gupta

Timonk wrote:
Bytube wrote:
Thunder11 wrote:Jazmin Malcovich, swag CentCom inspector.
This one was actually pretty difficult surprisingly, but I think the end result was pretty decent.

Spoiler:
His torso is a bit long but looks good otherwise

Its a woman I got double fucked over for calling her a him.

Jonathan Gupta

My pixel art hasn't really expanded beyond old NES styled characters but I enjoy working on them time-to-time. Here's a pair of plasmapeople sprites I made a few years ago that I recently touched up, and a new cowboy detective: Plasma Person (basic suit) https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimag...

Jonathan Gupta

Stickymayhem wrote:FEED ME MY FLAKES

sticky your flakes are made out of meat we didnt want to tell you, also my liver has been studied for 50 years and guess what? ITS INVINCIBLE

Jonathan Gupta

Fishimun wrote:gupta alt account yoooo

sadly not.

Jonathan Gupta

Yenwodyah wrote:sad, I enjoyed playing with him. we lost a real nigga today.

my nigga

Jonathan Gupta

my nigga please, words are just words take them as that words dont have power to make you angry, actions do.

Jonathan Gupta

Bigmaneatchip555 wrote:How does one drink so much cognac and not have liver problems Gupta

Im pretty sure I do, but I just drink cognac and never get hang overs I can drink 50 shots and still not get a buzz, so I drink whole bottles to get drunk.

Jonathan Gupta

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:when was your last icecream

id say a few months ago.

Jonathan Gupta

doin doin your mom.

Jonathan Gupta

sinfulbliss wrote:I had a sucky job for a bit. Just listened to podcasts in the background the whole time.
At the office party I tried to roundhouse kick one of those arcade punching machines but I slipped, hitting the ground very loudly. Good times.

losa cant roundhouse kick properly.

Jonathan Gupta

cacogen wrote:skills

You need skills? That's a skill issue.

Jonathan Gupta

Rohen_Tahir wrote:toxins is getting removed this week

whats next engineering?

Jonathan Gupta

Your bloodmouth meatbrain led you to a foolish conclusion, typical of the inferior mammalian-hormone addled mind At least his bloodmouth meatbrain can eat King ice cream cones. and magnums And fire them at wildlife You know personally I don't even like meat, I think it's nasty. But I force myself t...

Jonathan Gupta

Misdoubtful wrote:I feel this in my wrists.

heard that from a friend once who was jackin off to much.

Jonathan Gupta

Flatulent wrote:
Jonathan Gupta wrote:I've been waiting for my damn lizzie name so I can be a non human cuck.
Talks-Too-Much

thanks.

Jonathan Gupta

sinfulbliss wrote:I listened to this song like 15 times in the last 24 hours and I'm still listening to it.
Spoiler:
[youtube]k1BneeJTDcU[/youtube]

listened to it 100 times, and its coolio.

Jonathan Gupta

Fuck you.

Jonathan Gupta

sinfulbliss wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:Your bloodmouth meatbrain led you to a foolish conclusion, typical of the inferior mammalian-hormone addled mind
At least his bloodmouth meatbrain can eat King ice cream cones.

and magnums

Jonathan Gupta

Spoiler:

Jonathan Gupta

I didn't mean to fuck your daughter.

Jonathan Gupta

Stickymayhem wrote:
cacogen wrote:It was my birthday today. If only you knew how bad things really are.
what do you want for your birthday

Jonathan Gupta to come and raid his party with cognac.

Jonathan Gupta

When gupta corner gets to 1k posts I will rename it to the Gupta Hutt

Jonathan Gupta

XivilaiAnaxes wrote:https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=29575

This guy really got 3 day job banned for not jumping to obey a fucking dog?

Even when he DID what the dog asked?

???

losa admin coping and copium.

Jonathan Gupta

Screemonster wrote:bumping this thread to say that I saw these raspberry multi-layered magnums in the supermarket earlier and that's some fucking good shit thanks for the heads up

HAH nice joke, put this thread in the gupta corner.

Jonathan Gupta

So I come in the thread yeah, and all of a sudden I see a thread about a blocked person what the fuck are you doing mods not wubli in my thread they don't like me!!!!(Understandabley so and told me they felt uncomfortable with my jokes so please put this shit out of my thread)

Jonathan Gupta

all my homies love nanites fuck you jannies.

Jonathan Gupta

I miss the Gupta that would fuck someone up for messing with him.

Jonathan Gupta

Rohen_Tahir wrote:https://discord.com/channels/3268221442 ... 1860504587

finally he can stop fucking up tg station code for a few months.

Jonathan Gupta

I only ever blocked one person on tg, because of reasons of: Losa, doesn't like my joke aka everyone here but only one person.

Jonathan Gupta

Pandarsenic wrote:https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=29554
This shit is why I feel like I can't use Hypno Flashes on Sybil. Imagine doing that shit on Manuel and then coming in to Appeals like "No, it's the kids who are wrong!"

Spoiler:

Jonathan Gupta

he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it the rural retards eat each other alive Urban socialism and rural anarchism let...

Jonathan Gupta

CitrusGender wrote:SORRY I FORGOT TO SAY IT BUT I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE ANNOUNCED THE WINNER OF THE GAME SHOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CONGRATULATIONS TO LOLA VOLVER FOR WINNING THE TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!

You mean Jonathan Godamn Gupta

Jonathan Gupta

my signature of course.

Jonathan Gupta

he related to that guy at some point in his life but now that he makes $300,000 yearly from programming for other similar sigma nerds yeah i was going to say something about liberal enclaves but decided i should leave it the rural retards eat each other alive Urban socialism and rural anarchism let...

Jonathan Gupta

YOOOOOOOO I remember this guy! He did this a while back too on sybil I was a malf AI one of those rounds, so I saw him name the station and heard him demand me to send a catgirl to his office I send one and show up as a hologram as well to ask him what exactly he's doing he tells me to leave and br...

Jonathan Gupta

Yeah? Atleast they ain't alcholics like the rest of us am I right boys??

Jonathan Gupta

I think pain defines pleasure. You can probably reduce every human action to minimizing pain and maximizing happiness/pleasure, at bottom. But can you ever “finish” that process? Can you ever reach a point of 0 pain and pure pleasure forever? Not forever, but there are (unsafe) ways to achieve that...

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