/tg/Station 13

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>The Oily Bowels

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Are outdoor traps viable?

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Shit, wish I could be there, but I'm stuck at work for another hour.

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Dead Leaves was like a Suda51 game: it only made sense if you somehow already knew the world and the people existing in it, and it didn't explain it during the movie, but hell, it was a fun ride nonetheless.

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Last night me and two pals were fighting a Rathian in the Ancestral Steppe, and we'd weakened her to the point where she tried to fly away. I did a running jump off one of those giant nests in... Area 2, I think, and managed to hit her tail with my lance. The attack flinched her out of the air and m...

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When your ribs have taken up residence in your lungs, might as well get hammered.

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I mostly just play with my friends, but a lot of medium-sized cities will probably have at least one big gaming club that meets regularly. Try MeetUp.

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Oh dear Jesus that glass-in-foot icon

OW

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Dwarven women see newborns as a free hammer/bludgeoning weapon.

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I'm a big fan of deck-building games, and the game I'm working on is actually completely card-based. One of my favorite games, Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards, is pretty much entirely card-based save for score-keeping pieces. It's hilarious, fast, and easy to teach.

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I may have said it before, but I'm fucking proud of my dorf. Leader, civic planner, and hater of all things arboreal. I also think it's interesting how the civilian and military leaders butt heads a lot (whether or not that's actually in the game or it's something you're writing for flavor. If it's ...

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I mean catapults that launch the enemy.

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Since our defenses will mostly be above ground, is there any way we can build some kind of catapault/launcher trap?

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Is that a fox in that room with the windows?

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ALL TREES ARE BASTARDS

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I've heard Cosmic Encounters is great, though I haven't played it or even really seen it played.

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Ouch, that sucks.

And I know it's silly, but I'm proud of my dorf. Glad to see he doesn't just lead from the rear.

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>Urist McSpaceDorf says: "Death is all around us. This is truly horrifying."

WELL WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT

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For God's sake, don't poke the leaf-eating, oddly-effeminate bear until you've set the traps. Let's get shit from them first.

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Don't forget the virtually-piggy nose!

I was gonna say it sounds like you've got the temperament and mindset for art and stuff like that but then I kept reading. Your dwarf seems to have been dredged from the filter in the shallow end of the gene pool.

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Here's the stuff I picked up at the aforementioned flea market: https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10430921_10103255224156724_6186112959321999773_n.jpg?oh=f52d717b4928d1a50ae440a1c1471845&oe=557EA319&__gda__=1434922364_11ca3c4bd3411c6f5e4d6b5f8caeaccd Not a huge ...

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The trees speak to me. They tell me things. Horrible things. They try to make me do horrible things.

Fuck them. I will kill them all and make housewares from their corpses!

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>Broad but weak >Quick to tire >Values family greatly, sees friendship as one of the finer things in life, believes that honesty is a high ideal, greatly respects artist and their works >Really respects those that take the time to master a skill >Deeply respects eloquent speakers This dwarf is almos...

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Can we see the profiles of the named dorfs before there are too many of them?

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I really hope Constantine gets renewed.

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Oh God, I'm the leader? My money's on "everyone's eating each other" within a month.

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I'll take a starter. Just name 'em Azari so they don't have a gross shitstain of a massive clunky name.

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>inb4 something horrible swims from the island and rips the shit out of the new fort

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As FUN as this whole fort has been, I think it might be entertaining to see a fort that actually has a slight chance. Maybe somewhere where the land itself isn't actively plotting our demise.

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I think my first and only one that actually stuck was a day ban after obliterating the cargo bay with a massive bomb as the captain. I was trying to eliminate a revolution that I was told was on the cargo shuttle.

There was collateral damage.

A lot of it.

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Out of his YA line I've only read The Amazing Maurice & His Educated Rodents, but I agree, it was damn good.

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Once I told so many depressing anti-jokes in the IRC channel that an admin spawned me into the game as a second clown so I could tell more and depress the hell out of the crew.

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http://news.sky.com/story/1444513/docs- ... transplant

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I ended up making the Ingot set for the time being. The thunder attack up syncs well with the Zinogre lance I'm using.

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Man if I could round up and kill my genetic disorders I'd be all over that

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miggles wrote:evade lancing >>> guard lancing

Literally anything up to and including Hitler >>>>>>> your opinion

I kid, I just came up with that in the car and had to use it.

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Great, thanks. Gonna be a while before I can handle that sumbitch, though.

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It's gonna be a few minutes before I get home to my 3DS, but if you'll still around I'll take you up on that.

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So that's a no, then.

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Is there a way to unlock R. Basarios that isn't a huge pain in the ass?

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What's a good set for lancing? Gravios, maybe? I'm thinking of working towards the Rathalos set for my standard loadout.

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This article by Neil Gaiman gives some insight into Pratchett's personality. Some might find this disillusioning, but I find it quietly reassuring in that I feel that I have something in common with him.

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/s ... eil-gaiman

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Cried harder than I have in years. The man was one of the greatest influences on my writing and my outlook on life. Godspeed, you wonderful man.

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I need to figure out what armor to work towards next. This velociprey set is getting a little long in the tooth.

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Pfft, don't worry about it. The more C4 the merrier. Plus I think I need to respec and/or try a different build. Either that or I suck.

Okay I do suck but I think I can do better.

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if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

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Ricotez wrote:I can help in a heist probably, I just unlocked the skill that lets you use both tripmines and sentries

HEY! QUIT BITIN' MY STYLE!

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