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Unfortunately while I agree with the above, it's always been the rule that as an antag, the rules don't apply (except IC rape/glitching the game out) but at the same time, you automatically lose all protection they would have gotten you, as well. One round I played as traitor clown, there was a birt...

Cheridan wrote:well i'm glad we all agree that thin-crust is the best

I love having all my toppings slide off everywhere if I don't eat it folded like a paper airplane

Local pizza joints are almost always the best.

I get anything with lots of meat on it, and I avoid mushrooms like the plague.

Art of my character, Jane West, done by an amazing friend. You can get a commission from them too just click this http://i.imgur.com/jjzlIFj.jpg for the info thats.. really amazingly done. Doesn't halfway compare to mine though, which is way better http://i.imgur.com/GR6hiwL.png oh please http://i....

Obey these laws: 1. Never willingly commit an evil act. 2. Respect legitimate authority 3. Act with honor 4. Help those in need 5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents 6. Wizards are only humans. Kill all non humans. Ensure that this law cannot be changed or that your borgs cannot be blown. ...

I like to win the crossbow, cap gun, and toy sword out of the arcade machines and run around the station shooting at people and turning off and on the sword. Really freaks people out and gets security on my tail. I do that as an assistant though, not as a clown. > Get my hands on a toy double e-swo...

Kraso wrote:

Vekter wrote:What's in it?

Yellow jumpsuit and katana, in reference to Kill Bill. But the katana got changed to a toy katana.

Definitively, (like has also been said in the thread) I checked over multiple rounds and it's a fire axe and a bear pelt. It's likely been changed last you got a peek inside.

EDIT: I'm dumb, missed the point of the thread and posted this while I was tired. Until you flip the toggle switch, the bag can't store large objects. As soon as you set it though, anything goes. I think this'd help prevent accidentally shoving a bag into another bag that hasn't even been touched ye...

Another thing that probably should be clarified is the turning off of the APC/Equipment in the AI upload. For example yesterday I saw an antag gun there way onto the bridge, have the upload opened and turrets disabled only to have the AI turn off the APC. Now I understand that the AI is preventing ...

I've figured out... Something. Grab your stethoscope and prepare for a good bout of safe cracking. When you're turning the dial and you hear the clinks, clanks, scrapes and otherwise, you're moving the tumbler inside of the safe. There are only two tumblers in the safe, and you need to force both in...

Trying to look it from the code, not sure about this at all, need confirmation: 1. Use stethoscope on the safe. 2. Start spinning the dial, at some point you will hear a tonk/krunk/plunk or a tink/krink/plink . 3. Spin the other direction, you will hear a clack/scrape/clank or a click/chink/clink ....

When you're in a round, and you don't get flagged as a traitor.. Or a changeling.. Or a blob, or nuke ops, or wizard or ANYTHING! Time to go about your job, but where's the fun in that? You've done it a thousand times before. When all of a sudden... "WIZARD IN MEDBAY!" What do you hope you...

You -specifically- asked me for a laser, when I was there. Unfortunately I don't have logs. Nothing about a taser.

Scott had a Durand and was requesting a laser for it. I had been the CMO that round, the Captain decided to go braindead and promoted me as the last head of staff alive / around. I called the shuttle once we started hearing about a Ninja, and I assume Scott finished a mech (It had been started well ...

Fund he. All it needs now is a direction indicator. If I understand pipecode correctly, the gas doesn't really flow in any direction in the pipes. Multiple segments of regular pipe make up pipelines. The actual pipesegment has no x amount of gas in it, but the whole pipeline has x amount of gas. Th...

I like having an open forum for people to air feedback. I can only imagine that the administration here is intelligent enough to sift through the shitposts (or else they wouldn't be admins) and take whatever is posted to improve themselves. I would rather have this place exist than not exist, I thin...

For appeals, involved means you're either the guy who got banned, or someone who either saw what happened in the round or was directly involved with/affected by the situation. If you have to ask, you're probably not involved. Ban requests are more liberal, if you have useful information to add or h...

You're not Michael Jordan.

I was in the round. To give some context, I spawned as an assistant and rushed the spare ID to see how fast I could do it. After that, I swapped my job title to Head of Personnel and posed as that position for the rest of the round, allowing Miku Frost and Christian Stewart into Engineering to help ...

BYOND Account: KingLouisXIV Times Active (UTC): 3 PM - 7 AM Character Names: Valerie Sinnet / Chester Urizen Vouching Admin: Pandarsenic To start out simply, thank you for taking the time to look over my application. I've been playing on /tg/station for a long time now, and through everything it's ...

Merged (mostly moved) this thread to SS13 General Chat, to mirror old forum placement.

Son its 2014 how do you not have a gamepad? Why would I need one when KB+M is the master race for all but select fighting games? Gamepads are amazing for certain games. I've used mine for Strike Suit Zero, Spelunky, Kingdoms of Amalur and not to mention Dark Souls. All four just feel much, much bet...

Post them like this

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Welcome to the database. You are logged into: NT.SS13-Basil-Dock. Loading personnel files. Crewmember Valerie Sinnet selected. WARNING. ALL EMPLOYEE FILES ARE CONSIDERED CONFIDENTIAL UNDER NANOTRASEN REGULATIONS. IF YOU ARE NOT USER:CPT.SPR.ID.13 PLEASE LOG OUT NOW. MISUSE OR DISTRIBUTION OF THESE ...

Why don't we nuclear agents get to keep our last names? Signed, Gabriel GAYFARTSNIFFER Due to a clause tucked away in our meager employment forms which is really just a small man named Pat with a photographic memory all staff waiver rights to surnames, among many, many other things, in the event of...

Why does this research station continue to research technology that has already been thoroughly researched, with results on-board seemingly never published or pushed to Nanotrasen Central Command Scientific Division? How does the station stay powered before we come on board for our shifts, if no eng...

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2013/161/c/e/anime_girl_drawing_with_colored_pencils_by_amana_jackson-d68jh5e.jpg Ashlyn Wolfe Too cute. Reposting from old forums because YES http://puu.sh/7tAxc http://puu.sh/7CaGw Mad fucking props to my home boy, Kocoa, aka Kaine "The Decapitator"...

honk. honk. honk. honk.

I decided to log in late at night. Unfortunately, I get this...

http://puu.sh/8c30f


After some shenanigans later, my round turns into this.

http://puu.sh/8c6Rh

And then this.

http://puu.sh/8cayC

Re-add the Roleplaying subforum.

The world must still know how the story of our snowflakes unfolds.

Why do you want to be a moderator? In short, I want to contribute to the community. Through all the bullshit, I do love what this community is, and I would enjoy being able to give back in some way. If there's any way to mediate the asinine amount of smack-talk that went on and will transfer over i...