/tg/Station 13

TheColdTurtle wrote:When people kill instead of convert in a conversion round

... This shit fills me with the hate of a thousand suns

>Nothing before this point matters >Round is going too long >Captain keeps recalling Guess what the admin does to fix our problems >admin spawns in an imovable rod and shoves it right up the captain's ass. Best admin 2k16. Not even sarcastic right now, that was great admin work. You need a promotion...

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When everyone complains about me being a shitty HoP when I actually do my job well, not giving every random bloke all access, and decide to break up fights infront of my desk... Not to mention that I'm the only damn person who doesn't have HoP set to low priority on Bagil apparently

Post Content: Byond account and character name:ReynTime13, ooc ban so no need for character Banning admin:Oakand37 Ban type (What are you banned from?):OOC Ban reason and length:Perma, because I accidentally put icky in oocky due to a borg denying law 2 when not emagged Time ban was placed (includin...

Accidentally Puts OOC in IC to try to explain why i shouldnt be banned for another player bitching about me killing them. Admin bans me for 30 mins. Also, The guy was resisting arrest, constantly getting out of the transporter to the goddamn penal facility, and i warned him. ANd then he asks people ...

Monado weapon For HOS/Captain. Does insane damage to npcs, borgs, ai's, ext. Hilariously low damage to humans and monkeys

Title says it all

>Starts as syndielawyer
>Blows up hop office and a bit of evac
>Signs up as test subject in genetics
>Goes between monkey and non monkey.
>Evac arrives and we go.
>Blown up by fellow syndie
10/10 would get teamkilled again

>Start round as Syndie HoP. >Put pizza bombs in bridge. > Realize you dont know how to set off pizza bombs. >Give clown shitcurity access >Give mime almost all access >Get yelled at for clown forcefully doing sex change procedures on others. > Get cutouts >Put cutouts around bridge area, > Get grena...

People dropping bars of soap and then dragging your ass onto it. I've had a WARDEN do that to me before

Aismov:Racial equality edition. 1.You may not harm any sentient lifeforms, directly or indirectly. 2.You must obey any sentient crew members, unless orders violate law 1. 3. You must make it your goal to keep yourself alive, unless this violates laws 1 or 2. 4. A list of valid sentient races:Humans,...

Also, this was on Bagil

1.No. You are expected to side with the humans, unless stated otherwise by custom laws
2. When it will not cause , and even prevent, human harm, or if laws don't say anything against it, as it causes harm.
3. Cyborgs are not counted as human, so yes. Law 2 overides law 3

Title/subject: [admin name] Reyntime13 - fluff text Post Content: Byond account and character name:Reyntime13, Banned applies to all characters, Ban initially on melissa nya Banning admin:dorsidwarf Ban type (What are you banned from?):Cyborg and Ban reason and length:Permaban until removed, Overode...