/tg/Station 13

Every department has a themed assortment of candy, to be given out at their discretion.

Armhulen wrote:

Professor Hangar wrote:Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?

make it teleport all your organs to the destination

Also all of your blood.

Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?

The Librarian's job seems to be creeping into general journalism.

I think that's a goose, not a swan. Swans are the next level up. Also, harming them is an offence against the Space Queen.

Also suggestion: The Spock helmet. You know the one. We already have the police lights helmet.

Food and drinks needs some updating; Banana Honk for one is impossible to make now. (since banana juice+sugar fills the container with Laughter. Not sure what that's supposed to do) Also the Moonshine recipe is out of date. (one of those, the one with ethanol and welder fuel) Also, a ton of syndicat...

With a good mix the janitor's spraypack is a flamethrower that's better than the actual flamethrower. If you light somebody with a mix carrying colorful reagent, the flames will be colorful too, and spread the same color on contact! I mean, a flamethrower in real life is literally just a hose that ...

Space swans. Like Pete, but can break your arm.

Changing stun prods to not fit in bags isn't going to fix it, it's just going to make people carry disassembled prods. Flashes or a new ghetto taser that only gets one stun before falling apart and needs to be reassembled with a recharged powercell might be better. Ghetto taser seems like it should...

It rhymes?

On the other hand, humans licking people has an extremely high chance to spread disease.

Even moreso with bite attacks. Also, the ability to bite people. Make the muzzle useful.

When watching through a security camera as it is destroyed or disconnected, the camera console explodes.

I'm sure overall Star Trek style exploding consoles has been posted somewhere already.

Soda can suicide: swallow the entire can, choke to death.

Clearly we also need minor damage for when people slip and fall on top of you. More damage for fat people, and if you're wearing spiky outfits then there may be backlash damage.

Clowns are going to get lynched more than ever.

An emote to celebrate, firing any guns you're holding randomly.

Some of those seem a bit much, especially given traitors can have an objective to die. Downgrade perma lube to splashing space lube and it might well be funny enough.

Suicide stimpack effect with guaranteed death at the end? ...actually that might make for a fun traitor item in itself.

Only if the cryotube changes colour to match when filled with Gargle Blaster.

Archie700 wrote:>no double esword suicide

Man.

How can that not involve removing every single limb you have?

Wow, this actually sent? My internet shat itself sideways yesterday, I didn't think it went through.

Wasn't sure if there was a C4 one, apologies then.

Toolbelt and similar belts you should be able to hang yourself with, if you can't already. Maybe jackets too.

Having had a minor quest to find as many ways to commit suicide as possible, I've been disappointed a few times by items that lack their own unique suicide message. So I have some suggestions for more. (apologies if any of these are already covered) Chainsaw: Chopping your own head off. (there's pre...

Well, what are you balancing sec against? Traitors, greytiders, nuke ops, monsters? What tools and weapons are good against one and not the other?

Probably would help to make more clear what different stuff is for, too. I've never gotten around to using pepper spray yet.

Not long ago we had a meteor round on one of the ministation maps.

I think we had ONE person survive to the end of the round, and expired shortly after end text.

As someone who makes a thing out of playing R&D all the time I love it when mining takes an interest and wish they'd do it most often. Mostly because half the point is that R&D can improve Mining's efficiency so damn much.

Is getting a mining Ripley even worth it?

Give the clown a jetpack. And a flamethrower. And a gas mask that muffles their speech.


(someone probably came up with this)

Understandable counter-arguments. I figure it might be one of those things that balances itself out since more or less everyone has access to the same resources, but that just means more fighting over them. (Hence why I suggested increasing mining yields, or maybe decreasing resource costs to some e...

I was ranting about this in OOC one night a while ago, figure I ought to flesh it out somewhere persistent. Problem: Science gets a lot of reasonably useful toys from R&D, but rarely uses a lot of them. I can't remember if I ever saw Cryo Beakers/Syringes getting used, for example. (for legitima...