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by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:01 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Ashwalker SHOULD be allowed to raid the station (with maybe some nerfs...)
Replies: 35
Views: 9716

Re: Ashwalker SHOULD be allowed to raid the station (with maybe some nerfs...)

wesoda25 wrote:Ashwalkers have always been able to raid the station tf?
Not for some time.

Gigapuddi's earlier post does the best job I've seen of summing up the current policy:

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 45#p516276
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Ignoring/looting dead people in medbay
Replies: 50
Views: 12113

Re: Ignoring/looting dead people in medbay

I've said before and I'll say it again:

Clone room vultures are the lowest form of spessman.
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:42 pm
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [Shaps] Another example of terrible admins
Replies: 21
Views: 5700

Re: [Shaps] Another example of terrible admins

All right, I've done enough lolposting in this thread. Re-reading your comments, I'm not sure if you're being intentionally disingenuous or if you legitimately don't understand why your actions - and your actions alone - have brought you to this place. For that reason, I'm glad you posted this threa...
by capn_monkeypaw
Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:53 pm
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [Shaps] Another example of terrible admins
Replies: 21
Views: 5700

Re: [Shaps] Another example of terrible admins

Dorkenstein wrote:
Nowhere did anyone ever mention or imply execution.
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lol
by capn_monkeypaw
Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:12 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Serial tiders
Replies: 112
Views: 43837

Re: Serial tiders

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by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Imsxz
Replies: 156
Views: 54843

Re: Imsxz

Excellent administrator. Goes out of their way to help players and inject fun into the round.
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:29 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: oh boy here we go again
Replies: 24
Views: 5161

Re: oh boy here we go again

Reeeee wrote:
Tarchonvaagh wrote:>not a complaint
I've been awake for 38 hours at this point. Anything I write is REEEE. It's not valid until I look at it with clear head.
Go to bed.
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:55 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why don't admins ever respond to Centcomm messages
Replies: 23
Views: 5318

Re: Why don't admins ever respond to Centcomm messages

Shadowflame909 wrote:They tend not to respond to ahelps unless you ask multiple times
Not sure where this is coming from. If an admin is online and active, ahelps almost always get some sort of response.

Your statement says more about the quality of your ahelps than the responsiveness of the administration team.
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:51 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why don't admins ever respond to Centcomm messages
Replies: 23
Views: 5318

Re: Why don't admins ever respond to Centcomm messages

As has already been said, it's pretty easy to miss or lose track of centcom messages when things are busy. That accounts for most of the radio silence. That being said, it's also worth mentioning that the vast majority of centcom messages are either: 1. Meme garbage. 2. Requests for unjustifiable/in...
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:26 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [NecromancerAnne] Timonk - not actually an antag roll
Replies: 16
Views: 3803

Re: [NecromancerAnne] Timonk - not actually an antag roll

Timonk wrote: yeah you dont realise i dont suicide every time im not antag, which sounds like a problem. apart from that, you are also almost never online when i play, so it should be impossible to know if i always just suicide or not.
Have you reviewed your admin remarks lately? You should.
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by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:34 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Krusvik
Replies: 27
Views: 11123

Re: Krusvik

I got the opportunity to admin alongside Krusvik the other day and I was thoroughly impressed with:

1. How comprehensively they investigated incidents .
2. Their helpful and polite demeanor in ahelps.

A genuine professional. Working alongside them makes me want to be a better admin.
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:07 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Ivanissaccs] HONKEYSTEIN - "evading"
Replies: 6
Views: 2233

Re: [Ivanissaccs] HONKEYSTEIN - "evading"

His previous ckey is the ever so charming "nigg3rstein." His character name at the time of the HONKEYSTEIN ban was "Kuntakinte Hotep." I for one am eager to see this discrepancy resolved so we can welcome this perfectly normal, perfectly healthy, good-faith maker of decisions bac...
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:19 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: Jimmius - role ban
Replies: 34
Views: 9531

Re: Jimmius - role ban

Feel free to put down the shovel and stop digging at any time, bub.
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Aug 05, 2019 1:20 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: Jimmius - role ban
Replies: 34
Views: 9531

Re: Jimmius - role ban

"Arent free golems Free and will fight anyone who tries to oppres him?"
by capn_monkeypaw
Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:26 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Phuzzylodgik] Strontium - Banned for something I didnt do
Replies: 4
Views: 1292

Re: [Phuzzylodgik] Strontium - Banned for something I didnt do

Sorry, I didn't have time to dig in to the relevant logs until now. Having looked things back over, it appears that I owe you an apology. The events in question occurred at the end of a very, very busy round and it seems that I applied this ban to the wrong person. You did not deserve this ban nor i...
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:15 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Incentivizing perma over execution for non-harmful traitors
Replies: 62
Views: 15811

Re: Incentivizing perma over execution for non-harmful traitors

Anonmare wrote:"hey, maybe you should follow due process and try to arrest the guy first before you separate him from this mortal coil you overweight, violator of doughnuts".
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:06 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Ambassador Magikarp] Wesley draudy - staff of changing griefing
Replies: 8
Views: 2258

Re: [Max jets] Madmantheold - staff of changing griefing

Madman wrote:
bobbahbrown wrote:This ban occurred in round 107780 on Bagil. (src, statbus, scrubby)

Is there a problem ?
Nope, Bobbah's just being helpful and providing links to the logs for the round in question.
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:59 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Phuzzylodgik] BigZim - Cook Jobban
Replies: 3
Views: 1138

Re: [Phuzzylodgik] BigZim - Cook Jobban

Apologies for not replying sooner. I meant to get to this last night but life got in the way. I won't keep you in suspense: I'm going to tell you straight away that I'm denying your appeal. Building a bunch of electrified grilles in the kitchen, while incredibly stupid, is not expressly against the ...
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:11 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Jimmius
Replies: 6
Views: 2562

Re: Trialmin Review: Jimmius

Clyde's been my favorite player on TG for a long time. Everything I love about his playstyle has carried over into how he admins. Every round in which he's present benefits from his: razor-sharp wit deep understanding of the game combined with his narrative creativity endless patience and deft touch...
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Janitors can't keep up with the rate of mess
Replies: 23
Views: 4941

Re: Janitors can't keep up with the rate of mess

Even janiborgs struggle when it comes to picking up trash and mopping under things they can't roll over also given your job is literally cleaning you shouldn't complain when there is always something new to clean :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: "also given your job is literally repairing th...
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:24 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Nerfing Grabs
Replies: 15
Views: 3679

Re: Nerfing Grabs

terranaut wrote:if you get stage 3 grabbed you deserve to die
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:20 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Let wardens secure the armory how they want to
Replies: 122
Views: 38394

Re: Let wardens secure the armory how they want to

Timonk wrote:
capn_monkeypaw wrote:
Hell, even the captain's office with all of its high-risk items has a second entrance connected to a little cameraless maint hallway.
It does have a camera if you speak about meta
I stand corrected. You're absolutely right.
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:38 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: catgirls, why?
Replies: 30
Views: 9708

Re: catgirls, why?

Flymen are dag nasty.
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:51 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Shad0k
Replies: 11
Views: 4246

Re: Trialmin Review: Shad0k

Always glad to see Shad0k's name on adminwho. Quite good.
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Jun 19, 2019 4:48 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Let wardens secure the armory how they want to
Replies: 122
Views: 38394

Re: Let wardens secure the armory how they want to

I feel like a lot of you are forgetting that the armory is already fortified with r-walls, motion-sensing cameras and his Lord and Highness, Armsky of the Stunalots. ...and that you have a semiauto shotgun and egun in your locker. ...and you know fucking krav maga. ...and you need...more? ...at roun...
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Jun 19, 2019 4:10 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Let wardens secure the armory how they want to
Replies: 122
Views: 38394

Re: Let wardens secure the armory how they want to

There are a hundred different ways the station could be made more secure. Have you noticed how every department has an out-of-the-way back entrance through maint? Hell, even the captain's office with all of its high-risk items has a second entrance connected to a little cameraless maint hallway. Wha...
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Jun 19, 2019 4:08 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Let wardens secure the armory how they want to
Replies: 122
Views: 38394

Re: Let wardens secure the armory how they want to

teepeepee wrote:is this even enforced? at the timezone I play on bagil every round a warden will fuck with the armory in some way, with one of them(won't snitch) consistently dumping the whole thing into the secure evidence closet
It's enforced all the time.
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:15 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Unit2E
Replies: 11
Views: 3711

Re: Trialmin Review: Unit2E

Unit2E is a good player and a good admin.
by capn_monkeypaw
Sun May 26, 2019 1:12 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Phuzzylodgik] Brille65 - I have to Testify.
Replies: 4
Views: 1649

Re: [Phuzzylodgik] Brille65 - I have to Testify.

Ah. So. When you ask me " How did he end up suffocating? " And i Answer with "Probably there was no Air" it is automatically a Lie. Interesting logic! Well, yes. When the logs say this... 23:23:33 [0x2009131] (124,162,2) || Detective's Office Air Alarm was turned to Panic Siphon...
by capn_monkeypaw
Sun May 26, 2019 4:36 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Phuzzylodgik] Brille65 - I have to Testify.
Replies: 4
Views: 1649

Re: [Phuzzylodgik] Brille65 - I have to Testify.

Here is the entirety of our ahelp conversation regarding the matter at hand: [2019-05-25 23:57:37.862] ADMINPRIVATE: PM: Phuzzylodgik/(Carl Jowers)->Brille65/(S.H.I.T.Sec): So what happened with the detective earlier? [2019-05-25 23:57:59.220] ADMINPRIVATE: PM: Brille65/(S.H.I.T.Sec)->Phuzzylodgik/(...
by capn_monkeypaw
Sun May 05, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: For No Reason Trash
Topic: [Phuzzylodgik] LeadOnTaste - IC in OOC
Replies: 1
Views: 3171

Re: [Phuzzylodgik] LeadOnTaste - IC in OOC

There are two threads open for this appeal, so I'm just going to paste my reply to your first here: You received this ban after receiving many, many, many warnings about your habitual IC comments in OOC. When you say "I just suggested them ERP for joke, it wasn`t sign that somebody makes ERP n...
by capn_monkeypaw
Sun May 05, 2019 3:13 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Phuzzylodgik] close0 - ban
Replies: 4
Views: 1476

Re: [Phuzzylodgik] close0 - ban

Apologies. I've been busy preparing for a trip so I didn't get to your appeal until now. I very much appreciate that you've come here and honestly discussed your actions and expressed regret for them. Your ban has already expired but I can at least offer you an explanation as to why you were banned ...
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu May 02, 2019 4:21 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: /tg/Sseth server ban appeal
Replies: 4
Views: 1661

Re: /tg/Sseth server ban appeal

You received this ban after receiving many, many, many warnings about your habitual IC comments in OOC. When you say "I just suggested them ERP for joke, it wasn`t sign that somebody makes ERP now!" I'm not sure if you're being deliberately disingenuous or you still somehow don't get it. H...
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:41 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: scrunglartiy.ogg
Replies: 21
Views: 5850

Re: scrunglartiy.ogg

*steps up to microphone*

*inhales deeply*

"BRING BACK THE ONE ABOUT THE GONDOLAS ON THE BRIDGE!!"

*visibly relaxes, walks off stage*
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Gigapuddi420] Yana Mistral - Poor ban reasons.
Replies: 34
Views: 8261

Re: [Gigapuddi420] Yana Mistral - Poor ban reasons.

Why are you trying to skew what I said? I told you that I understood what you were telling me, but I don't agree with the way you presented it - you stated it as an opinion, never linked me to the server rules and said "Here's where you're wrong, please read rule #7" for example and then ...
by capn_monkeypaw
Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:51 pm
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [Phuzzulodgik] Isy232 - CMO executed me for joking around with the AI's laws, ruled as IC.
Replies: 10
Views: 3838

Re: [Phuzzulodgik] Isy232 - CMO executed me for joking around with the AI's laws, ruled as IC.

Isy232, I understand why you are upset. Being killed by another non-antag player is very frustrating and something I have experienced myself many, many times. I’m not going to try and debate you or refute the specific points you raise in your complaint. All I can do here is provide some context and ...
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:24 pm
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: Phuzzylodgik
Replies: 28
Views: 9403

Re: Phuzzylodgik

My only explanation is that my username is as unoriginal as it is dumb. :honk:

*shrug

Thank you for the kind words regardless, plap.
by capn_monkeypaw
Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:20 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things other players do that make you happy
Replies: 32
Views: 8590

Re: Little things other players do that make you happy

Qbmax32 wrote:When you die with important gear on your body and the md who clones you hides your old body or your gear in a locked locker
There is no lower form of spessman than the clone room vulture.