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Jeb

Was a subtle hint to keep things on track.

Jeb

Edited again to reflect correct banning admin.

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I'm beginning to think that the best course of action here is to lock this thread if you can't act like adult spessmen.

Keep things on topic, quit shitting on each other pls.

Jeb

Add nukeops and wizards to the crew manifest then.

Then they're crew.

Jeb

DonkeyTeeth wrote:
Jeb wrote:I always fill every slot with armed mouse traps, then go punch the HoS.
Fill every slot with armed mousetraps
Make book titled "arcane tome" at the library
Walk by sec and put the book in your backpack
honk

Emag the book computer and get an actual tome.

Honk

Jeb

I feel they would just give up. Also, that's a lot of mousetraps.

I'll try it sometime, nobody trusts Jeb withwith a BoH tho..

Jeb

Too many mousetraps will anger the HoS

Jeb

I always fill every slot with armed mouse traps, then go punch the HoS.

Jeb

Sometimes I cause slight trouble around the station. Like getting into the HoP's room when he's not there (somehow) and flushing things that are on his table down disposals. In one of my more "greytidey" acts I once broke into the HoP's office when they refused to do their job, disassembl...

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Perhaps someone could pop over there and tell them to update the URL in their config? Not the first time recently someone has came here

Jeb

Next time I'm a tator, I want to dress up in yellow gym shorts with a yellow scarf, a blue suit jacket, blue no-slip shoes, blue hat and gloves, and a voice changer with an Agent ID named Captain Sweden. I will than run around the station, hunting down and kidnapping evil white male human oppressor...

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Why not a /tg/station community stream?

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y i cant search pls fix

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Should also be noted that heads can demote people from their own departments.

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2 week ban issued for shitty behavior.

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It only makes sense..give it a small storage slot so only his emergency tank can fit (because there's a difference between tanks anyway).

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Ahammer..who?

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Glorycat calm your tits or take a short vacation. Literally no need to shit up every thread because you're mad.

Jeb

Going to take this opportunity to remind everyone to remain civil, positive discussion is welcome but flat out attacking others is not.

Cheers.

Jeb

Please stop proposing change for the sake of changing something.

This is stupid.

Jeb

Give the janitor back his pussywagon, but make the pussywagon clean like a janitor borg, only it requires chemicals (that need to be refilled) over time to do so.

EDIT: Oh, and make it tied to ID access so theres none of this DISARMED YA STOLE YO WAGON LOL

Jeb

I can't speak for the powers that be, but I'm pretty sure at that point it should be fine to fucking kill the dude, have him cloned and arrest his new body. Hell arrest the old one too. If they try and pull the "excessive force" thing..have them/show them the logs that show the other perso...

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forums -> xenforo when

phpbb a shit.

Jeb

annnnnnd there's the nerfbat striking.

Jeb

Not trying to steno, but this is also sitting a few threads below here: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2127

Jeb

Do I haz title?

edit: noep.

Also, titling people manually is silly.

Jeb

This could have been simply prevented by the person asking the HoP for access to EVA. I've been detained for getting a space suit even with proper access to EVA, because "Assistants do not need into EVA". EVA = Extra Vehicular Activities, meaning, fucking off outside in space. Perhaps its...

Jeb

Bluespace wrote:Didn't you already do this a while back?

Yeah, he did. He mashed the button like 7 times and crashed the server mid-bad-event round.

Nothing of value was lost, except he bragged about it afterwards.

Jeb

I think the ball gag and careless whisper would imply ERP.

Jeb

Insert Gygax on MULE.

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It still gets used quite often.

Also, it makes more sense for the thing that provides gravity to the station to be near the center of the station rather than on the edge of it.

Jeb

"Refused to answer admin PM questions." "PM to-Admins: I am no longer going to answer to anymore of this banbaiting bullshit. Goodday." I'm going to almost assume the ban was issued because of this more than anything else. Also, if you feel the mime has done something wrong, thro...

Jeb

BE GONE WITH YE, THREAD.

Jeb

Lemme know if you ever do some n64 mario party.

That shit destroys friendships.

Jeb

I've removed his post, because the rules apply equally to everyone. If you let one person steno, you have to let everyone steno.

Sorry.

Jeb

Well played.

Jeb

Jordie0608 wrote:
Miauw wrote:is the new software going to be smf?
Yes, MrStonedOne informs me that a whole bunch of features requested are either default or easier to add in SMF.

Can confirm, extensive usage of SMF over the years, highly prefer it to phpBB.

XenForo is still bestest though :3

Jeb

Well the departments on box are already directly next to each other, should not be that hard to merge it into one department and move shit around. The biggest problems I'm having is figuring out an efficient way to block scientists from going into medbay, doctors into science, without blocking the ...

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bocinazo

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MrStonedOne is going to be converting the forums to different software sometime in the near future and until then there probably won't be that many changes proposed here happening to the forum; but don't worry, I have been writing them done and once the forum is converted we'll try to get through a...

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An event that had not even started. In came rushing the ahelp "go back to sybilshit. " HELP: Iteq/(Luck): how about we leave our shit events to sibyl - heard by 3 non-AFK admins who have +BAN. Brotemis/(Louis Swabey) has muted iteq/(Luck) from IC (say and emote) Brotemis/(Louis Swabey) ha...

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Wasn't this from a change on the /tg/ codebase that normalized all the melee weapons which in turn removed the briefcase's snowflakeness and made it a normal melee weapon?

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He did it yesterday I believe? During a Wizard round, he uploaded another law saying "Wizards are dicks, kill them". I convinced the AI that he was being a dick, thus making him a Wizard. Don't upload shitty laws. Technically your "Don't be a dick" law means that the AI doesn't ...

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He did it yesterday I believe? During a Wizard round, he uploaded another law saying "Wizards are dicks, kill them". I convinced the AI that he was being a dick, thus making him a Wizard. Don't upload shitty laws. Technically your "Don't be a dick" law means that the AI doesn't ...

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I..

I like this. Pls fund, spessstarter it or something.

Jeb

Pretty sure its a config setting

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"Cyborgs that behave like Greytiders and do not even bother to talk to me on binary." Lock it down then, that should get it's attention. If it still refuses to acknowledge you but will scream over radio that it's been locked down, have someone go check it's shit. I always assume if a borg ...

Jeb

i will forever place the nuke disk inside a box full of set mouse traps, inside a backpack full of set mousetraps.

bonus points putting the backpack in maint on top of a bear trap

Jeb

Check ban appeals you dingus >:I I fail to see why this post was even made, they responded to your appeal within 24h, that's reasonable enough. Feedback threads aren't a place for you to ping the person you're trying to reach unless it's been an unreasonable amount of time, at which point feedback ...

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Well then I stand corrected.

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