/tg/Station 13

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dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:06 am Good luck starting a round without an admin on though

this 100% used to be the case but lately its almost always online and regularly have 3-5 admins on at once

good luck finding an admin on sybil below 60 pop!

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NTA. Those pedestrians deserved it for trying to get in the way of mail.

Sybil lost another angel today, fly high Mr. Chang...

Come play TGMC its pretty fun you can run people over until they die and just get called a robust crusher instead of a shittertron

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clones should be full antags after they kill their double or alternatively get "grief" objectives like a doctor's evil clone getting an objective to "commit medical malpractice" or a captain's clone to "run the station into the ground" or something like that paradox clo...

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sec should just have relaxed escalation imo. jumping straight to killing the miners is definitely a no-go but threatening the miners and killing them if they dont help you stowaway could be on the table

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i had a guy throw four assembly bombs at me while I was a space dragon and when the fourth one finally hit I was instantly gibbed

that mfer had 6 more if he kept missing!!

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having some impressive voter turnout it seems

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you're supposed to make a queen then dump a plasma can in and kill it so you can use the organs but even then its still just gamer loot that you cant even really use unless you're coating the station in resin for funsies or an antag laying more eggs

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vect0r wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 3:33 am Give agent the power to get AA!

really is a tragedy that agent ID went from a top 10 traitor must have to a thing people only buy to change their name

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Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:50 pm Hey I got a suspicious PM from them that presumably links to Chinese spyware

rude way of saying you wont play valorant with them but okay

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you should be able to examine a door or other ID required object and see what access it requires because I've had numerous instances of having to run back to the HoP because we're both just guessing on what kind of access shield generators need

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imo the two solutions to large amounts of ghosts are either admin events like interns or something forcing a shuttle call. ideally every round would reach a breaking point where the crew needs to call the shuttle because antag plans have reached their apex if antags are too weak of a driving force i...

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CMDR_Gungnir wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 6:35 pm -long snip-

Okay this helps put into perspective why this ban is valid thank you for this

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in what world is this not a consentual conflict? captain asks "do you want normal option or unique option?" and player chooses not to do the normal one and is somehow surprised that "I'll kill you" means they die for real.

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No, that's stupid. In your example, you could say something like "If you guess the number wrong, you die and your head will be taken as a trophy", and in mine you can say "Shut the fuck up before I bash your skull in with this toolbox." players assuming that the only thing that ...

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50/50 my ass [2023-07-02 07:55:39.413] GAME-SAY: S5nt/(Kazcov Korbov) "Pick a number 1 or two" (Brig Overlook (118,171,4)) [2023-07-02 07:55:44.631] GAME-SAY: The Asbestos Sniffer/(Lucy Trelawney) "2." (Holding Cell (118,170,4)) [2023-07-02 07:55:45.717] GAME-EMOTE: Avaster/(Mon...

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yeah what the captain SHOULD have said is "you can either spend 7 minutes in jail or you'll have a 50/50 chance of being ROUND REMOVED by ME because I am a NONANTAG and have to tell you all of this or else you will assume DEATH means NOT ACTUALLY DEATH and you get revived instead of spending an...

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[2023-07-02 07:49:47.712] GAME-SAY: S5nt/(Kazcov Korbov) "where revolv" (Maltese Falcon (145,144,3)) [2023-07-02 07:50:07.287] GAME-SAY: S5nt/(Kazcov Korbov) "Who has the russian revolver" (Diner (145,137,4)) captain tried to find the revolver first but after being unsuccessful ...

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Instead of seeking out justice for the victim of just getting unlucky why not give them another chance at life. If they just got off the shuttle there is real round impact by allowing them to respawn and with this result a player is happy and the other person can still play the game. this 100%. thi...

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speciesism is one of the only distinct things we have in the TG setting and I think it can greatly enhance our roleplay if we just use it right. its the reason we've held onto the human-sided asimov and it can be used to create good conflicts saying "ligger" is nrp garbage and there are fa...

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something tells me if a coworker called you a slur and you kicked them 30 times until they died you'd probably not be free from prosecution

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The low effort roleplay from both sides on a manuel ban is incredible to me Calling people "ligger" is bottom of the barrel specism and shows that this is just how this guy talks Murdering a guy for doing this is lowest effort way of responding to specism. ESPECIALLY when you've already go...

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WineAllWine wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 1:56 am Perhaps 10 credits might help your application?

I'll be right back! I saw a scientist behind me with a nice wallet.

Ok ok, here you go! 10 credit, glory to Nanotrasen!

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Okay! Here we go!

Glory to Nanotrasen!

The greatest company!

One AA please!!

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Timberpoes wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 8:56 pm If you can play 200 rounds without problem than it will give me confidence there's a non-zero chance of me unbanning you leading to a fairytale ending where we all live happily ever after, instead of the scorpion stinging the frog.

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just shoot them lol

obviously you are going to create a much bigger riot when you start dumping flashbangs into a crowd of people so that you can stun one

use the flasher button and just kick the one guy's ass without hurting any bystanders and you wont have a problem.

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I feel there's a lot of obtuse mechanics that aren't explained well at all (you need to shove funny hand targets to get a workable stun, why? And why isn't this mentioned anywhere, as its extremely important?) Elaborate, please. stuff like fingerprints, blade snapping, focuses, and securing corpses...

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these are good points but I think there have been changes with much fewer positives in comparisons to these that have been implemented. biggest one to me is modsuits: why do they take so long to pull off? if you are trying to nonlethally deal with someone in a modsuit then you will need to spend ~20...

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Same as above, dont play much anymore because the rounds I do play tend to be uneventful and job simulator-esque. There is too many people keeping to themselves and spending the whole round jobbing or only interacting with the buddy they drag around 24/7. Hard to find good stories, and even harder t...

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if we dont allow kids we're like 10x less likely to have to deal with groomers

minors shouldnt be public about their personal lives on random corners of the internet

its the same as how we deal with evaders. if you dont get caught then there never was a problem to begin with.

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this is already against the rules please ahelp when you see it

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a ban appeal. A rubber ban appeal. A rubber ban appeal with admins. And admins make me crazy!!

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this is now the official peanut thread dont let anyone else tell you otherwise

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bolas can be blocked by anything with block chance while the dragnet's beartraps cant in very niche setups like desword+bath salts/combat stims+meth/ephedrine/combat stims where the person is fast, stun immune, and has high block chance the dragnet's beartraps are a needed tool to deal with these th...

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Did I ever tell you what the definition of crazy is? Crazy is being locked in a rubber room, surrounded by rats, where the repetition of posting the exact same thing over and over again drives you to madness, expecting it to be funny... and realizing it's a never-ending cycle of insanity.

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the victims in the lucy cicero ban were the doctors and other staff being caught in these fights between the two consenting combatants. considering this instance of fighting has no third party being harmed it is pretty safe to assume this will be overturned.

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chef doesn’t like CQC or specisim or conflict or any of those awful things you post with them they like apple pie baking cookies and friends and that’s that

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!

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I know at least one of the sybil mins frequently gives new wizards the brain trauma that lets you hear deadchat so they can ask questions and have lots of people helping

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the heretic funny dimension was added because heretic forced all sacrificed to become nearly unrevivable, which was very much not in line with how MRP was intended. currently players have a choice on whether they chop up their victims or let them go to spooky hands dimension, and this choice is much...

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To be fair, the amount of plants botany has to grow for the DNA vault is soul-crushingly agonizing and requires 100% of their attention. (And trays too!) Having somatorays mitigates it only slightly. If anything, your example goes back to the T4 lasers thing where it was so excessively painful that...

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the whole "new player rolled wizard and died" thing happens quite often so it isnt rare for admins to keep spawning new wizards until one finally moves the round along

in ye olden times instead of this the new wiz would die 5 minutes into the round and you'd get an instant round end screen.

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At the end of the day, this isn't a democracy. Even if I disaprove of part of their behaviour, if they're doing their jobs as headmin, that's as much as I can as for. This is a very "we're doing our jerbs" term. I don't think there's gonna be any breakthroughs. I think our little republic...

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Atlanta-Ned wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 4:16 pm Does this scratch the itch?

very nice, I also like the idea of bomb fragments

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obvious case of admin abuse, see you in admin complaints vekter!

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First they came for Bindy, and I did not speak out—Because I was not a fireaxer. Then they came for Korol, and I did not speak out—Because I was not a doxer. Then they came for Pax, and I did not speak out—Because I was not a boxer. Then they came for Lucy, and I did not speak out—Because I was not...

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Science is so different from other departments because they dont have a focal point everyone can contribute to. In service, most of the jobs interact with the chef. Botany grows plants for them, the bar and kitchen both create business for eachother, and janitors can always find something to clean i...

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organs will spill out when sacrificed if the body is DNR or ghost isnt available iirc

if you do need organs I suggest you chop up your victim before sacrificing them, though im unsure if you can do this on manuel.

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Once cult gets going they have eyes to check for cultists, you dont need to mindshield to check people. During revs the only options are either mindshield or beat the shit out of someone to see if they're a rev. If you dont like option A you're getting option B.

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