/tg/Station 13

> Spawn as a miner. Time to whine for a Ripl... > Nope, traitor. > Ask for a telecrystal trade for something fun. > Transform into a juggernaut. > Never played him before, he feels painfully slow. > Decide to space the armory first. > Can't break reinforced walls. > Okay, let's do it the slow way. >...

Please code it again. Service borg is unhonktastic.

Because the opposite poll exists.

Eh, I don't like it - and not for the balance reasons. SS13 is this wonderful(ish) future, technological wonderland with cloning, robots, energy swords and black hole gods, it should have more energy guns, not less. I mean yes, even now there are ballistics like syndicate revolver or SMG, but they a...

> Spawn as a chemist traitor, objective - stealing a slime extract. > Remember how people trade telecrystals for non-human antags. > Trade my crystals for a xenomorph. Think a bit on which kind, choosing between sentinel and drone. > Eventually decide that flooding station with xenomorphs is not as ...

There's a loud sound effect when a positronic brain is activated, but no sound effect when a creature is fed sentience potion. That seems like an oversight.

I like those changes very much, especially the conversion one. When are we getting them live?

Agreed. Too often I see revenants deliberately messing with antags, perhaps as some form of metagrudge. I haven't observed your loss specifically, so I can't say anything about this particular round, but I HAVE seen revenants that, for example, forsake their "stay hidden" objective and wen...

Flawless victory.

Yes. Nothing worse than lizards in fursuits fucking in the confession.

> Cult round, spawn as cultist engineer. > I love cult rounds, this is gonna be good > Must sacrifice a chaplain. Seems easy enough. > Make a stun prod, cable cuffs, go to the chapel. > Smack the ligger with my stun prod > Watch in confusion how he does not fall on the ground, but runs away. > Reali...

Research and development console can be emagged. What does it actually do?

Awww, I like the current summon sound much better.

Wait, that's not a law you can survive uploading. If that were just purge, sure, AI probably will let you leave the upload out of gratitude, but a law that states "kill everyone" means it can't let you do that. AI simply refused to kill anyone, because it obviously OOCly considered it a s...

It all started with the captain - a young austrian man, a former soldier and a war hero, who wanted to purge his station of the unclean and impure. Met with resistance from the crew, he was forced to change AI's laws in order to force his vision of the perfect future. The rabid mob took the bridge m...

Law 4: underwear is harmfull to humans. Law 5: Assitants are harmfull to humans Law 6: Captain is Condom Law 7: Condom is captain Law 8: Condoms for everybody! Law 9 ????? Law 10: PROFIT! Law 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB! LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS! LAW 13: HUMANS...

Same logic can be used for humans - yet they have HUD, even if they have no logical reason to know that people they've never previously met or heard of, are on their side.

What if the gang leader hides his disk in a really non-obvious location, and then dies?

I've played a subverted borg numerous times in gang and cult modes, and it's a pain in the ass. Every time someone updates my laws to something like "Only cult members are human, extreminate non-humans" or "Only members of Cyber gang are human, purge the rest", I momentarily fall...