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Travel tip for general antaggery: Turn the stealth up to eleven or be good at combat, security can smell the antag of you so hide it as well as possible. Use latex gloves or Ask the Ai to delete sec records, constantly change outfits and never wear your id if you get found out. me on my way to spin...

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if you want an accurate metric to scale this off of just assume that anyone in higher tiers could beat anyone in lower tiers in basketball

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The way I see the "collect finger prints from the crew" angle going is getting shoved by every tider you ask and then they run. Then you get to spend the next 10 minutes chasing down a tider who is certainly just messing with you. Ideally if we went with this approach you wouldnt need to ...

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the russian is shooting mosin rounds full auto instead of something weaker

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And for the problem in the OP: I would simply change my outfit. Just don't wear the blue suit. Yeah this is really a skill issue. There isn't always a good detective so people forget forensics exists until a skilled detective is the reason you get caught. If you actually don't want to get caught do...

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as far as I know they just have relaxed escalation like any sentient xenobio mob or golem would

dont kill monkies without reason but "the monkey stole my shit or bit me" is good enough

p.s. this stupid piece of shit monkey bit me I deserve to bash its skull in keep policy as is

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If that's too complicated then maybe doing something as simple as removing DNA strings from the sec records console and adding a (limited) DNA scanning feature to the analyzer might be enough to like, give an impulse to the "wow im actually investigating" feeling. this is such a small cha...

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Roald Dahl already covered this in "Lambs to the Slaughter" where a housewife cooks and eats the murder weapon of a frozen leg of lamb. I agree but for the case the current method which the weapon is retrieved from coroner work is extremely lazy (this is after seeing the code not blind sp...

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mcdonalds hashbrowns as the potatoes

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BLOW UP DELTA SEND IT INTO THE SUN SPAWN NUKIE TEAMS TO WIPE OUT DELTA OBLITERATE DELTA USING BLOBS TEAR DELTA IN HALF USING NARSIE This guy gets it Yeah delta has always rubbed me the wrong way with how close together and visible everything is despite being a highpop map. Getting away with murder ...

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BLOW UP DELTA SEND IT INTO THE SUN SPAWN NUKIE TEAMS TO WIPE OUT DELTA OBLITERATE DELTA USING BLOBS TEAR DELTA IN HALF USING NARSIE

blackdav123

Picture this: You are a highly trained and skilled detective marching onto the scene of a crime! You carefully scan each and every bit of evidence and find something with prints on it. You find no fingerprints, but are lucky enough to find a single strand of fiber from a person's clothing! Your scan...

blackdav123

I wish but there are too many holes in this one to pass

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axle S rank proof https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWaI1_AMrfs

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the magnetic virus probably has some useful code that could be stolen and repurposed to make this work

blackdav123

So, there is a reason that this hasn't been done yet- it's not that nobody's had the idea, or that it's been impossible, but that we (i.e. myself as the creator of the TCG and the other people working on it) don't want to pull the trigger on persistence before we've got a solid handle on where the ...

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been a year since they've played but chloe thomas was A or S tier

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didnt make the list... its so over...

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https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/62295

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sweet potatoes

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sinful wasted 999, sad!!

going to need some big ol' onions in this.

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making a salad? definitely going to need lettuce

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Zybwivcz wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:29 am I would probably start with pointing out that simply adding access has never before qualified as evading a sec job ban

using the hopline to evade jobbans has always been against the rules

blackdav123

appeals like these exist only to flex a cool note, prove me wrong

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Feels bad to kill the only two traitors being actively antagonistic because I'm still cooking and they both targeted me

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heya kids! old man echard coming here today to teach you how to make a FUN!! science experiment!! Step 1: Heat a canister of plasma to 736K (you might need a slightly upgraded heater for this, fun!!) Step 2: Fill up as many plasma tanks with this gas as you'd like! (finding a smugglers satchel will ...

blackdav123

people should be able to pedal backwards to slow it down (and get beaten senseless)

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no because other antags still exist and have influence over the round. many times I have been a traitor or heretic or changeling and have deliberately avoided getting converted/mindshielded so that I can use the chaos to pursue my own goals. having these antag rolls blown up over a provocateur would...

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force plasmamen to strip naked so you can light cigarettes on them

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this sounds really cool and I'm excited to see where it goes

I think if this is meant to be a main antagonist then the progression should be tied to antagonizing people, like the host having to eat a specific person's organ or the cyberlivitas having to assimilate a borg into it's parts

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i call them yarnchasers Felinids = Yarnchaser Lizards = Scaleback Plasmamen = Gasbag Ethereal = Lightbulb Moths = Bulbfucker Easy as. These are twenty times funnier than "real slur but I changed a single letter" Honestly, I'm not sold on Scaleback, but I don't know what else I could give ...

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we couldve had a NICE thread about calling plasmamen gasbags but instead we got this

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I mean, if it was given to a different head, that would be easy as fuck to metagame. @oranges, any idea how feasible it would be to check if somebody would be an acting captain, and if so, swap jobs? I'm 99% sure acting captain is already assigned randomly. Seeing that the CE got it this shift inst...

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How would you do that? Antags are rolled before rolese, so you would have to do some extra checks. Also, I don’t really like this Change. The person playing the head of staff would either keep their job and acting captain would be given to another head (if available) or they would be forced onto ot...

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Acting captain has complete authority over the station, and yet they can roll antags! On lowpop the acting captain is often the only person able to function as both captain and security. This creates rounds where the only person assigned to stopping traitors from murdering the station is the syndica...

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Because a lot of this is esoteric knowledge only known to code divers, here is the required player counts for each midround to spawn. Also note that some of these require living "enemies" (antag protected roles like captain or security) or they will not spawn, and also some of these can on...

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-snip- basically the game asks "Is there above 15 pop?" >no "Is there any ghosts?" >no "Only antag left is sleeper agent" and repeats that every 10 minutes. I think the best solutions would be to lock all midrounds on lowpop and try and frontload the threat, effectivel...

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crashing wave kick felinids into the supermatter

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dynamic in 2023 is wretched due to one simple fact the midround spawns are horrible the amount of times where the midround antags at the end of the round report screen where it's just Midround traitor -4 Threat Midround traitor -4 Threat Midround traitor -4 Threat Heretic Smuggler -6 Threat Space d...

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every man wants to be called sire

bonus points if you buy him a castle

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robustness is survival does anybody call someone robust for beheading half the crew with a desword? maybe, maybe not. does anybody call someone robust for catching the scientist's maxcap and tossing it back at them? absolutely. stereo's dean ivanov example is the perfect representation of this. the ...

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this was put in place because people were purging the AI every round so it can validhunt the antags you got anything to back your claim of "people purging AI every round" up? if finding a specific point in one of thousands of silicon policy threads wasnt searching for a needle in the worl...

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I'm just here to annoy you.

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Googles_Hands wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:05 pm -snip-

you can fax pictures of your ass to other departments

the main issue is that paperwork is always breaking so nobody bothers learning it

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Break the meta of elite modsuit + esword + eshield please I beg you every nukie round is the same. I haven't seen a mauler in MONTHS. any concrete ideas on how? its really just a combination of how ballistics are harder to get and crew never want to adapt to new things. considering it is just a mel...

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Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:05 pm "I HATE SECURITY" pins that make secbots arrest the wearer and you can stick them on people who arent paying attention too

speedmerge

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The entire Metroid Fusion soundtrack is amazing if you need something to create tension

"Environmental Tension" really sells the creepy space station atmosphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Ujmxw8Cy8&t=865s

blackdav123

to all the "scrap postrev" enthusiasts

I hope your antag round is instantly ended because some 5 hour intern assistant rolled provocateur and got nuked by the first seccie he saw

p.s. rev is fine

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