/tg/Station 13

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traitor guns are still balanced around stun combat. 60 damage bullets were balanced when compared to 1 shot tazers. ebows, revolvers, etc still need a nerf.

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I'm sure it's very balanced now that it's slightly more annoying for you to get your hands on dangerous ammo, but said dangerous ammo is just as unfair when you have it ready and gg someone in the face.

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It'd be epic if there were a lot of modifiers for hearing (say, helmets would reduce your range, and AIs can't hear as far as most) but that also sounds really hard to do. If only!

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shocked at how correct terranaut is

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Even if the bounties were something else the fact remains that doing bounties is not doing your job, and let's pretend bounties work well. The fact is that that means I would be being paid more when I'm doing my job less . Maybe I have to focus on my job 24/7 because I'm overworked this round. In th...

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Lacran wrote:why is naolac the communitys choice for headmin

Because they made a lot of uncontroversial, vague promises.

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This is why I've been playing more on Sybil recently. I'd rather roleplay with LRPers on a chaotic, fun station than wannabe HRPers on a boring space office. I like LRP more because since roleplay isn't mandatory, I don't feel obligated or forced, and as such its a lot more organic and refreshing w...

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I decided to consider engaging with bounties as security. My first bounty was the best bounty I could've gotten. Four prisoner uniforms for 800 bucks. I thought about it. Brig has like what, twelve of them? And my cut would be what, 240 bucks, maybe more? I thought about if every sec officer took th...

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baldstation

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"If I can't play my static it's LRP not MRP" fuck off forget even MRP, if you can't HRP a completely random character dropped into the station then you suck at RP You have a fuckin blank slate to improv a character on the fly, you have a station/setting that gives everyone a common contex...

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if we make it meta that antags know that nobody will check a dorm room because it's against the rules, that's a ridiculous, stupid problem that leads to more meta than the alternative.

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One time in arma 3 we let shezza drive the truck and they drove it straight into razorwire, totalling it. There were four of us, and I was just barely able to repurpose enough of the wheels of the truck to make a nearby 3-seat technical operable. So we had a car with 3 seats, at the least. me and th...

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YEAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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wow, that sounds even more unfun to be hit by, since it leaves hell for the engineers.

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iamgoofball wrote:I break into bolted dorm rooms to beat the shit out of ERPers, who the fuck does it to validhunt antags?

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why do I even earn money for looting random shit instead of doing my job? Why's a sec officer gotta sell half the pepper spray cans for cash?

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honestly should just consider coding something on either a per-antag or per-round basis that lets an antagonist / antagonists ignore the murderboning rules for the round if they so wish. If we could limit but not bar murderboning so that way you could potentially get it on occassion that would be m...

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I thought the real point behind ten codes was typing less words

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bobbah if you end literally every post with that isn't that the point of your signature

Then again I don't want to end all of my posts with "rock is the smartest person in the room and he kicks koalas while screaming the n word"

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We live in 2020. Anyone in the 18-25 bracket right now is going to be using internet lingo in day to day conversations. Last time I was in a customer service job within the last few years, I heard dumb college kids and dumb high school kids all the time saying shit like "lol" and "cr...

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My point is that the syndicate uplink is built around being resistant to lasers, the station has special armor to be resistant against lasers, antagonists get all sorts of EMPs to cripple lasers, and all of this is bypassed by the strongest weapon in the armory being a ballistic weapon I don't thin...

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I feel so bad for wesoda it makes me want to give him free tf2 items I don't think it's that ikrar has admin buddies I think it's just that they ahelp literally everything, they started following me the moment I got off the arrivals shuttle before I could get my job equipment so I ran to the holodec...

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Changeling is the antag that can get completely caught, have everyone in the crew know how bad you are, get fragged and left dead in the execution room, and with patience escape and steal someone else's identity. There is no reason to "be kind to the antags" in the case of changeling, and ...

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as long as I can keep my forum signature, which I don't keep because I like racism I keep because it's funny

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thats a thing they do on

Spoiler:

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together we can turn lowrp into slowrp

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remember when smells-the-feet was forced to change his name? now we live in a society where licks-the-feet is actually allowed to lick feet

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morto something about your new avatar is fucking disgusting

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Remember internal affairs agents? the traitors with the objective to kill another traitor, who got a new one until every other traitor was dead, after which they got hijack? those were a thing.

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Rohen_Tahir wrote:Window smashers suck, plasteel wall deconstructors fuck

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if you play a lot you get a lot of antag regardless, only way it differs is if you suicide roundstart (which is cringe regardless)

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wigs keep your head warm dumbass Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard? finally another intellectual clothing does nothing to keep lizards warm because it preserves body heat, body heat lizards can'...

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well even with RP aside, there being literally no counter or tell makes it really really bad for gameplay which again is similar to the preemptive-anti-AI-sabotage rule I mean you could search the chemist before converting them which you should probably fuckin have to instead of being able to conve...

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just to make sure you guys all know this is bait right?

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to be fair, everyone hates xenos, they've always been shit, they're only less shit now because the event pool has been oversaturated and a newfag like you doesn't have to deal with them every round spamming disarm to gg no re you while being unstunnable and running faster than your mother to the ab...

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I liked the part where our new terry headmin whose entire platform was "put dynamic on servers I have never played" spammed the n word in the chat

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I think bottles don't either.
Had a round where an eye-burnout stealth sentient disease was destroying the station and in order to figure it out I ended up why the cure wasn't working I ended up injecting myself with so much ephedrine that I suffered withdrawal for the remaining 2 hours of the round.

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to be fair, everyone hates xenos, they've always been shit, they're only less shit now because the event pool has been oversaturated and a newfag like you doesn't have to deal with them every round spamming disarm to gg no re you while being unstunnable and running faster than your mother to the abo...

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The problem is we actually fucking allow people to say shit like this on sybil so it is actually a surprise that in one case you'd get banned for the station name

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Lumbermancer wrote:

AAADMIN ABUUUUUUUSE

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I think Agux has a point. I think station announcements are kinda weird and dumb but when the allied station posts a ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠒⠒⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠒⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠁⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠠⠌⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⠀⠀⠀⣷⡊⢳⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡋⣴⠨⣤⣥⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢰⡿⢋...

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Good downsides? Think opposite of what the devil has now, what with the powers he gives. First off I love this idea though I think it'd be cool if there were some circumstances the devil would give you a positive effect or maybe for some of his downsides to have upsides as well I have a couple sugg...

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that's it really just it should work on binary too because honestly fuck it

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