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MrAlphonzo

Still plays too many midis IMO. You should do like 1-2 a round, not back to back nonstop midis for a whole round with no theme or reason. Let's see what statbus has to say. 22 sounds over the last 12 days. 1.83 sounds a day. Oh the horror. The agony! Let's take this a little bit further. Upon inspe...

MrAlphonzo

The connection count isn't THAT low It is quite literally the lowest connection count for a trialmin in months several times over. I crunched the numbers on some other random admins and their connection counts during trial are in the 500s. Really, calling 300 a median is quite generous, it's more l...

MrAlphonzo

Cobby wrote:Naming policy is cancer but people with blatantly stupid names are also cancer so really can't win.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

MrAlphonzo

RandolfTheMeh wrote:What is a man?

A miserable little pile of secrets.

MrAlphonzo

Approved, welcome to the team.

MrAlphonzo

This short break stuff was made up on the spot, so he doesn't have to admit he was wrong. https://i.imgur.com/PXBHR98.png This short break stuff was made up on the spot https://i.imgur.com/Pl8mPR0.png on the spot https://i.imgur.com/REqQ7OC.png the spot Really makes you think. It is awfully conveni...

MrAlphonzo

For what purpose did you dig this up? What are you trying to get out of this, other than to try and provoke me? Post one single instance where I said I intended it to be permanent. I'd like to see you try. I still don't see "permanent". I'm going to leave it at this, since this is playing...

MrAlphonzo

snip This is getting old, really really fast. First of all, I don't see "permanent" anywhere in there. Anywhere. While discussing this, inside the bus, before and after I was dogpiled I was CRYSTAL CLEAR that I believed a blacklist to be overkill. Again. My story was consistent before &qu...

MrAlphonzo

I. was. told. it. was. the. only. option. I never intended it to be more than a week or two, and if I was so certain of my judgement I would not have discussed it with the rest of the administrators. ... My suggestion was intended to be a short break. You advocated for him to be blacklisted. The wo...

MrAlphonzo

why is my post the only actionable criticism and the rest is just arguing about stupid shit nobody cares about. alphonzo wasn't even man enough to address my post. I wanted to avoid naming names and unnecessarily digging up the grave of something we already discussed and where I was dogpiled by peo...

MrAlphonzo

Also last night a player asked a question about where something was, alphonzo just tele'd him there. I called him out on it, telling him it's funner for the players to tell them where it is so they learn something and he said this is what he does every time. He was very dismissive about the critici...

MrAlphonzo

I favor smaller events that do not affect rounds to a large degree, I rarely do something that would require setting the game mode and handholding those involved. I prefer giving a player a gimmick, an idea of what to work off of, and helping them out along the way to do whatever they want to do wit...

MrAlphonzo

cathartic 10 minute chaos rounds are totally legit. i run a vote on whether or not to do them if the server crashes before a long and tedious round can end. gets the frustration out of your system. not a shit event at all if it's that kind of context That is exactly what happened, same thought proc...

MrAlphonzo

Just ran a self described button mashing shitfest, during which he spawned a singularity, a gazillion guns and shit, made it a free for all, and I believe he pressed everyone is the traitor. It was all based off of this vote: Round Type 10 minute button spamming shitfest as a morale boost: 26 Leave...

MrAlphonzo

This dude needs to not have sound privileges. This is getting tiring. Very tiring. I've cut down on my shitposts, now its fitting music to a joke every now and again, at about a ratio of 100 to 1. Sybil players can attest to this, especially, and if need be I will open the Statbus logs out of spite...

MrAlphonzo

Okay.

From this point forward, anything resembling self antaging will be treated as if you are on paper-thin ice.

If anything like this happens again, it probably won't be lifted.

MrAlphonzo

Please do not bully my +SOUND. I heard your cries, I put the shitpost sounds in cold storage, rarely are they thawed. I can't even remember the last time I played Ocean Man. Now I am just a humble jazz and blues administrator. I guess I made a rough first impression and everyone just mutes sounds be...

MrAlphonzo

If you are a member of the medical staff, even without chemistry access, it isn't difficult to get access to the chemistry lab, if at all. Especially the geneticist, as they regularly waltz into the chemistry lab and make anti-toxins and other such chemicals for their experiments, on a regular basis...

MrAlphonzo

You resisted a lawful arrest by two members of security. At first glance it may not have been obvious that they were members of security and not just monkeys that got their hands on gear, but seeing as how the Captain and Head Of Security were working with them, it is the obvious conclusion. As a ch...

MrAlphonzo

So why bother discussing them? Why not discus stuff like South Africa, the European copyright law retardation or Israel's latest adventures in making Gaza hell? Why not talk about Brazil's political situation? 3d printed guns? The ebola outbreak that's still going in Africa? The guy who stole a pla...

MrAlphonzo

Great idea, fellas.

If we don't talk about what happened to Manafort and Cohen, it's like it never happened.

MrAlphonzo

Shocking every single door on the station would be ten times more destructive than sabotaging the supermatter, as it would render any crew member without insulated gloves a complete inability to do their job, and it would get far more people killed. Additionally, if they did succeed in killing the A...

MrAlphonzo

This bad example of a prank gave the AI the impression that your already ambiguous instructions gave the AI the okay to kill people. Throwing a vague "and the like" at the end just let the AI assume it could do whatever it wants with an already lethal ballpark of "shocking doors"...

MrAlphonzo

[2018-08-09 05:50:19.802] SAY: Jack Jackson/ATHATH : troll the rest of the crew (79,66,2) [2018-08-09 05:50:22.929] SAY: Jack Jackson/ATHATH : shock doors and the like (79,66,2) This bad example of a prank gave the AI the impression that your already ambiguous instructions gave the AI the okay to ki...

MrAlphonzo

Players who make AIs with these kinds of lawsets are to face the consequences of whatever damage the AI does. This is established policy, and was already explained to you, before you were banned. The AI was not reprimanded for it's actions, as you definitely gave it the impression that you were an a...

MrAlphonzo

I play quality jazz and blues, countless times.

Do they call me Alphonzo the Jazz/Blues admin?

No.

But you fuck one bee...

MrAlphonzo

In the current CM system, anyone who is not a doctor, researcher, CMO or CO is completely incapable of doing surgery. If you're not trained for it, the game won't even allow you to try. Non-medical marines can treat their wounds with bandages and ointment, but trying to use advanced trauma or burn k...

MrAlphonzo

We'll just do what we've done for a while now, and put playtime requirements on roles that require more experience.

Whitelists are dumb and you shouldn't have to write a fucking thesis just so you can be a captain, antag, or silicon.

MrAlphonzo

I think skill restrictions can be knocked down to just access based restrictions. If nobody queues up for medic, someones gotta fill in. I'm not particularly worried about MUHREENS OOH-RAHing their way through surgery, as surgery equipment comes in limited supply. In the unlikely event that somehow ...

MrAlphonzo

Overpowered mass murder is a staple of /tg/ gameplay. Having played CM myself for a few months, along with killing my fair share of predators, they can't do much damage if you gang up on them. That's pretty much how it works for every antag. There's going to be a ton of rebalancing and retrofitting ...

MrAlphonzo

You were instructed to appeal when you've felt that you learned your lesson, and it seems you have done so. However, your meta shenanigans were not completely harmless. You were using up very important supplies, including hardsuits and the auxillary base to begin with. I couldn't help but notice tha...

MrAlphonzo

In any case here's some more constructive feedback: Alphonozo is often times the only admin on Sybil, the server where you're most likely to be murdered by nonantagonists round after round Rather than encouraging people to be civil on the lowpop server as nonantags, he has the most liberal interpre...

MrAlphonzo

I didn't even make the ban.

MrAlphonzo

Frebbie wrote:spamming shitty music

My jazz is fantastic.

MrAlphonzo

Regardless, MikeIke's story holds true in the logs. He put away his whip and did not retaliate against your disarm attempts, for 20 seconds, up until you finally knocked them down and began beating them. My issue is with your interpretation of escalation, which, given that I was disarmed first, I s...

MrAlphonzo

I just got done digging up the logs myself. We don't typically go through the logs for each and every ticket. You gave the impression that you stole something from their department, which made you valid, and I did not see the need to investigate further. Regardless, MikeIke's story holds true in the...

MrAlphonzo

[2018-07-23 03:51:43.133] ADMINPRIVATE: PM: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII)->Mikeike545/(Mateo Leech): Explain the corpse. [2018-07-23 03:52:03.624] ADMINPRIVATE: PM: Mikeike545/(Mateo Leech)->MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII): escalation rules. he fought me, opened him up to death [2018-0...

MrAlphonzo

They were already dragging your body to cloning before I even began speaking to them. Additionally, the HoP's locker falls under their respective department as the HoP is the head of service branch, the library being a part of said branch. However, even if they were from a different department, the...

MrAlphonzo

Players involved in the event in question, whether a complaint or ban appeal, may post in the corresponding thread as per FNR rules.

MrAlphonzo

They were already dragging your body to cloning before I even began speaking to them. Additionally, the HoP's locker falls under their respective department as the HoP is the head of service branch, the library being a part of said branch. However, even if they were from a different department, the ...

MrAlphonzo

A wonderful buddy-cop for running Sybil.

I prefer to work alone, but they are one of the few exceptions.

A much needed good cop.

MrAlphonzo

>open thread >no comment about the president all but polishing putin's boots why am I not surprised >no comment about Mueller's guilty pleas >no comment about Mueller charging people with "conspiracy against the United States" >no comment about the 26 Russian spies charged >no comment abo...

MrAlphonzo

It's a simple yes or no my guy.

MrAlphonzo

So, here's a friendly reminder. If "You deserve rape" doesn't fall under "creepy", what would be considered creepy? We could pull a goofball start pushing PRs to completely wordfilter "rape" from the game, replace all instances with it with anything else or just blank ...

MrAlphonzo

I've already spoken to you about what you've been posting in OOC before. To think that the things you've said before and now would not make someone uncomfortable is foolish. But let me see what I'm working with here. If "You deserve rape" doesn't fall under "creepy", what would ...

MrAlphonzo

oranges wrote:so if this weenie starts doing creepy stuff in game we can drop a nice big hammer on their head.

MrAlphonzo wrote:I've already spoken to you about what you've been posting in OOC before. To think that the things you've said before and now would not make someone uncomfortable is foolish.

Really makes you think.

MrAlphonzo

I've already spoken to you about what you've been posting in OOC before. To think that the things you've said before and now would not make someone uncomfortable is foolish. But let me see what I'm working with here. If "You deserve rape" doesn't fall under "creepy", what would b...

MrAlphonzo

digg.

MrAlphonzo

>Play HOS again after a lot of adminning and a long break from actually playing >Det dies immediately >Miner dragging their corpse >Pew pew >Carp >Flashbang and run away >Encounter again >Knocked down in one punch >N-NANI? FIST OF THE NORTH STAR AND SLEEPING CARP? Tip: I am so fucking mad.

MrAlphonzo

Nabski wrote:His music choices are bad.

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