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Remie Richards wrote:sprite them and they're in, I've wanted mushroom people for ages.
they MUST be cute.

that's all i needed to begin remie

B E G I N N I N G

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my idea that im also willing to code: basic premise: basically, they would be a race of mushroom people that dwell in jungle caves, inside the heart of each cave there is a spot of "rich mycelium" turfs which they start on. they can also disguise themselves as ordinary mushrooms for ambush...

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tbh i dont like the idea of being forced to go and kill tendrils because lol you gotta grind

i wanna be a relaxed hut hippie who smonks weed and eats jungle mushrooms not "shaft miner but this time it's in the jungle"

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Krusvik wrote:Why do people ask to be banned?

Lifted, dumbass. :P

to be productive reeeeeeeeee

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i dont think anyone really cares about lore, we shoot first ask questions later, code second, sprite third, test fourth, then lorebus seventh

so it's really just fluff

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fucking bureaucracucks!! Byond account and character name: Basilman, dont remember Banning admin: Thunder11 Ban type (What are you banned from?): servers Ban reason and length: requested ban , permanent (http://i.imgur.com/V7uQ0nM.png) Time ban was placed (including time zone): dont remember? 2017-...

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Wyzack wrote:I mean does malaria transmit from person to person?

no unless their blood gets in you somehow

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it has been one week and so so

im too lazy to properly fill out a form please delet this

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Here's an old sprite from a discussion older than dismemberment; https://puu.sh/uTB4z/76ceda3da1.png you might find a use and a mob for this. I drew this. It eventually became this: http://i.imgur.com/SU3xTtS.png reminds me of this sprite i got bored while making http://i.imgur.com/qUXtUlI.png the ...

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im the literalliest who to ever who

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goodmin

good ingame, good memes, knows how to VV, fucked up but owned it.

personal problems? no problem.

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oranges is like the ghost in spelunky

if u dont finish up quick he's gunna git ya

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Ok so East is "in" If I said before N/S were converted with about 90-95% quality, I'd say East was converted with 85-90% quality, it's just a vastly more complex set of pixels to sample and move around. I won't be doing West today as East has completely drained me, even though the work in...

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captain sawrge wrote:radio spam is annoying and stupid

also: same goes for forum spam with 20 accounts all on one dead horse of a meme.

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ahelp isn't your blog, radio spam is annoying and stupid i was talking to an admin you mong. also there is something called conflict ingame you dont need to step into every little conflict when someone steps on someone's toe. it was being resolved ICly already when you did that. also if you want to...

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Byond account and character name: Basilman - Goose Mcswan Admin: Sawrge Time and Server(Bagil or Sybil) incident occurred: Bagil THURSDAY 2ND MARCH 2017, 3:00 to 3:30 PM EST Detailed summary: basically i was talking to bob dobbington in ahelp and we talk about admin events and stuff like that so I a...

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I don't think I'm going to lower this so a headmin will have to overturn me. sure whatever Raiding the armory then validing someone because they asked for something that is in the armory [but is a traitor item] is dumb. critting someone that broke into sec in order to search them to check if they'r...

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Byond account and character name: basilman, goose mcswan Banning admin: excessiveuseofcobby Ban type (What are you banned from?): assistant jobban Ban reason and length: Reason: "(MANUAL BAN) Raiding the armory FNR as non-antag assistant. Ended up validing someone while in there [despite raidin...

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i was on during the monkey rampage i dont think donutdude a bad boi it was funny
release this man

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TheColdTurtle wrote:Is this a new kind of shitposting?

yes

edit: no im serious this happened

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captain sawrge wrote:nigga what

dont make me pull logs

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so one day im in down bad calling kevinz a faggot on ahelp as usual we have a few laughs and then i send him a midi to play. sawrge replies with "nice virus" so i ask him what antivirus he's using and he says "norton" so i call him a nigger/faggot for using norton. sawrge proceed...

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saegrimr is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

but he shoots you with the ban faster than an american with someone on their PRIVATE PROHPERTEE

the fastest gun in the west......

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or is that screenshot of text a "quote"

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http://i.imgur.com/eRtNpJ5.png robust golems making mechas like fucking candies (this what happen when i rnd god bless duke guide) sorry for potato quality http://i.imgur.com/s28oGfI.png i tell dorsidwarf to put me on centcomm as a drone and let me modify the escape shuttle which was originally the...

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peoplearestrange wrote:Where do you even steal these shoe pictures from oranges...
Do you have a collection?
I like to think you do.
Shoe

nigger you didnt even see the extreme techniques yet oranges is nothing compared to what i provide.

Spoiler:

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pass one

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>assistant on box -snip- >AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP i was the commander of that squid, i only managed to get some shots on godsky who also had a funny hitbox and jihaded my way in with an esword swinging wildly until i was finally stunned, i screamed out: "fuck your cuntyoushiteatingc...

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http://i.imgur.com/N5jI35f.png this round was gold, i tc traded with atlanta nerd to be an ayy lmao, he agreed. lots of shit happened and in the end i got killed after trying to baton and probe two officers, i came out of cloning and saw smells with a double esword dragging a nugget officer (cooper...

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I play Roboticist and RD a lot. A whole fucking lot. Managing all the different departments and making sure my underlings aren't plotting my assassination is a bitch. So, when a miner comes along, or another head of staff, who is doing research or printing their own things is doing me a favor, in a...

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Kraso wrote:
Alipheese wrote:
Kraso wrote:Nothing works here. I hate this place.
Then leave

oranges wrote:Kraso's been leaving since 1992
Nothing works here. I've been here for seven years. The medications don't work.

then it's time to end your life

mini-necro?

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no guy buy

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Bluespace wrote:It's understandable when an assistant breaks in and prints a million big black dicks instead of actually using the materials for something good.
Other than that, who cares?

>printing 1mill bbcs

my sides

also if you autism fort sci you only prompt more people to come shit on your party.

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jesus christ i saw the "i didnt like some of the collors" one in the MOTD then i come here and get slapped in the face by absolute comedy gold

also he means event as in the literal definition not meteor storm or carp or something im sure

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>Implying any miner can reliably kill all three kinds of megafauna >Further implying that a round will last long enough to get all that shit. Show me in this doll where the miner touched you. the point is, even if they kill just 1 megafauna, mining makes miners the most powerful people on the stati...

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This guy clearly did nothing wrong and you're overreacting, Kor. i was the clown in the kitchen watching all of this shit go down on the serving hatch, i think i began this when i summoned everyone to kitchen to see my cooking show (with a sentient bike horn) and then it devolved into this when the...

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I'd go through this point by point but you complaining about a 10 damage, 3 range gun suggests it probably isn't worth it. That and listing "his friends might help" >if a miner mines for 2 hours and his 2 miner friends also do it and they've killed every boss and they all attack at once m...

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Last time I was infected through a hardsuit with helmet on..... borer was me Weird I have had borers crawl past my stunned sec body and just stare at me. borer was also me if you were the guy on the pod being stun-murdered it's pretty bullshit but if you dont have it that way people will wear hards...

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mfw a miner comes back covered in strange looking loot and I just tase him let's take the time to absolutely shit on this statement. mfw i attempt to tase a stimmed up as fuck miner who proceeds to.... 1. turn the entire hallway into an ashstormed hell. 2. make a purple hell of squares that burns y...

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to be more specific the issue isnt with morph syringes specifically it's that mining's drops allow you to do it in the first place. i dont think lavaland is horrible, it has great atmosphere but the trend to make it a snowflake land with snowflake drops is just really bad, why does it have to be pow...

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-TELEPORTS BEHIND U- -UNSHEATHES KATANANS- NOTHIN PERSONNEL squid- OH BOY WHAT DID I WALK INTO first of all lavaland "i get to self-antag" drop are shit no matter how rare it was. i was the scientist during that morph round and was just doing rnd, then this faggot comes and starts smashing...

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lavaland mining is the only job which lets you self-antag (read: morph) and turn yourself into a drake and get dumb loot hence issues like this, and hence I think lavaland is a heap of shit. We've had the same precedents/issues forever now with xenobio slimes and monsters, which is that they can't ...

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i believe i was on at the time but dont count on that, remember some drake shit going down. i think that some chucklefucks attacking a dragon deserve their deaths. however: some people not related to the incident are very likely to have died by running into the fire, increasing the casualties beyond...

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god bless this admin they're like owengo but good.

this is only a joke owengo please do not neuter me.

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people hate him but he's usually right.

his current avatar is too lewd.

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hosts fun events and maybe one too many it's an ic issue but atleast he's not lzimann.

goodmin mostly.

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Saegrimr wrote:I lift it, just tone down the memes. Especially if you're gonna suicide please do it in a way that isn't going to put an entire area out of use or end up killing others.

thanks, sorry for excess memes causing a workplace hazard

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Post Content: Byond account and character name: CKEY= Basilman, Character name was Goof Ball (yes) Banning admin: Saegrimr Ban type (What are you banned from?): Banned from playing spessmen for 1 day. Basil. Ban reason and length: "Flooding freon with cargo because he wanted to kill himself&qu...

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