/tg/Station 13

"Summon Bees. Summons bees in every open space adjacent to the wizard. 40 sec cooldown. Robes required. Costs one spell point. Upgrading the spell replaces bees with random chemical bees. These bees will attack the wizard if he is not wearing Yellow or black robes."

One issue I have been noticing repeatedly lately is a lack of admins available for ahelps, particularly on sybil during even primetime hours. It is 7:07 PM on the East coast on a friday night, with 37 peopel on and we haven't seen an admin for the past 4+ hours or so except to restart a server. This...

Asimov with law 2 only applying to centcom, cap,hos and warden in that order.

How to fix shitsec. 1. Bring back secborgs, make them whitelist. Earnable by good...PEACEKEEPER borg play. 2. Add zipties to peacekeeper borg. 3. Tie the hypospray tiring solution to the peacekeepr borgs energy and allow it to act like a melee disabler. 4. Open up a roundstart slot for security cybo...

OH IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME ROLE THAT COULD INVESTIGATE AREAS WITHOUT HAVING TO BREAK IN, COULD ARREST CRIMINALS WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO HARM THEM, WOULD BE OBLIGED TO STOP SECURITY FROM GOING MAD WITH POWER AND HAVING TO KILL EVERYTHING THAT SLIPS OR DISARMS THEM. IF ONLY THERE WAS SUCH A ROLE. https:/...

What was his probable cause? Why was he busting in to arrest a braindead with a BOTANIST who he did not talk to all shift til he got to engineering and started breaking in? Something he shouldn't have been doing anyway BECAUSE: How would he explain it to you? You were deaf as you stated. Even if he...

Also another note: I went straight to cloning and had the officer cloned after this and waited in medbay sec post. I talked to two other officers, Woodrow Wilson and Detective >GOOFBALL, who okayed my actions, and turned over the traitor gear, taser and baton. I also took the traitors PDA with anoth...

It would be helpful to note who ahelped. The sec officer or the salty antag. And judging by these logs. [05:54:57]SAY: Wayne Robertson/: FUCK OFF -censored(asay/apm/ahelp/notes/etc)- [05:54:58]SAY: Kat Richards/: W'here'? [05:54:56]ATTACK: Edward Cullen(reondin) stripped Top Memer of PDA-Top Memer (...

Upon reviewing the logs, I looked at everything the botanist and officer did that round. They didn't even speak to each other before getting into engineering. Now why on Earth would they both be trying to break into engineering to get the CE if they had never spoke? In addition, the officer never sa...

Byond account and character name: Reondin and Enjoys-Her-Sweets Banning admin: BobDobbington Ban type (What are you banned from?): Nothing but unfairly warned Ban reason and length: To quote: "Warned - Murdered a security guard for stunning him with a tazer gun. He explained that the sec office...