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by asskek
Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:07 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [jud1c470r] asskek - permabanned for being shit
Replies: 17
Views: 4146

[jud1c470r] asskek - permabanned for being shit

Byond account and character name: asskek Banning admin:jud1c470r Ban type (What are you banned from?): server Ban reason and length: http://i.imgur.com/n7tTFrD.png Server you were playing when banned (Sybil or Bagil): sybil Your side of the story: i dont remember much about this but i know i was on ...
by asskek
Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:44 pm
Forum: Planet Station Development
Topic: Hello
Replies: 1
Views: 3448

Hello

I am planning to run a 24/7 dedicated server. Is there a working codebase for this?
by asskek
Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:03 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: The future of CULT: 2 competing updates (LONG)
Replies: 21
Views: 4827

Re: The future of CULT: 2 competing updates (LONG)

that sounds cool do it robustin
by asskek
Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:10 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Paranoia on a deathtrap
Replies: 222
Views: 45479

Re: Paranoia on a deathtrap

IMO we need to focus less on mass combat and powerful weaponry, and more on surreptitiousness and subterfuge, while fleshing out the jobs in a fun and probably !FUN! way. To have surreptitiousness and subterfuge, you need to have a way to remove your target silently and quick enough so they can't j...
by asskek
Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:07 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Paranoia on a deathtrap
Replies: 222
Views: 45479

Re: Paranoia on a deathtrap

hi

generally the only times I've ever been paranoid in this game are a.) after late joining into an unusually bloody/empty station b.) during xeno rounds and c.) walking the halls during rev/gang

those do a pretty good job of it

Kor has the right idea
by asskek
Sat Dec 26, 2015 6:00 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Holidays Everyone
Replies: 66
Views: 14147

Re: Happy Holidays Everyone

so what'd everybody get their dear family this year

got my sister a Pandora charm, my grandparents salt clay molds of their pets' pawprints, my little cousins a Lego Dimensions set (tthink Skylanders?) and American Doll clothes, respectively

it was a good year
by asskek
Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:30 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Holidays Everyone
Replies: 66
Views: 14147

Re: Happy Holidays Everyone

If you want to feel miserable I could tell you stories of holiday gift exchanges with my ex-wife and my family. The moral is that you're better off just not giving anyone anything more than your company or a letter/card and never to expect anything in return. sure why not also merry christmas what ...
by asskek
Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:43 am
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: Socially segregated station
Replies: 62
Views: 15655

Re: Socially segregated station

make an even shittier segment with hullbreaches all over, unkillable monsters, and a forcefield separating it from the other part of the station

put permabanned players there
by asskek
Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:40 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1269797

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

shoutouts to listening to Through The Fire And The Flames by Dragonforce and thinking to like eight years back when you made your first actual friend and you played guitar hero in his basement while eating wine gums love you broe was his name jared edit: wait you said "wine gums" so you'r...
by asskek
Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:52 pm
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: Socially segregated station
Replies: 62
Views: 15655

Re: Socially segregated station

DrPillzRedux wrote:
TheNightingale wrote:This isn't the 1870s, this is the 2550s.
Social experiment done by Nanotrasen to understand the minds of the grey tide.
>implying society hasn't regressed
by asskek
Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:51 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 846997

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

i forgot i was banned from silicon and i was already 3/4 the way through the debraining process. instead of unbanning me from silicon for like half an hour, admins decided to kick me out of the brain, put someone else there, and leave me dead they then offered to make me ian instead of actually revi...
by asskek
Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:09 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Zombies can be butchered far too easily
Replies: 7
Views: 1470

Re: Zombies can be butchered far too easily

fuck off crag

and I thought the whole deal was that zombies were OP
by asskek
Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1506
Views: 665005

Re: Chinese Cartoons

I have to say, my favorite part of the Pillar Men arc was
Spoiler:
near the end when the nazi army and the token black character came to save the day
by asskek
Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:28 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1506
Views: 665005

Re: Chinese Cartoons

Just started watching Stardust Crusaders. What the fuck happened to hamon?
by asskek
Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:10 pm
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: F2A1 map wip never ever
Replies: 27
Views: 6321

Re: F1A1 map wip

Kor wrote:I made a chasm/pit turf that I deleted for lavaland but I could redo that as well if anyone ever wanted to use it. Mine was a rather more simple "fall through floor into a cave" though.

I'll do lava turfs first.
Thanks Kor
by asskek
Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1506
Views: 665005

Re: Chinese Cartoons

Spoiler:
THEY KILLED BARON ZEPELLI
THOSE BASTARDS

EDIT: THEY KILLED SPEEDWAGON
THOSE BASTARDS

EDIT: THEY REALLY ONLY CAPTURED SPEEDWAGON
THOSE NAZI BASTARDS
by asskek
Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:06 pm
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: F2A1 map wip never ever
Replies: 27
Views: 6321

Re: F1A1 map wip

Where is mining?

Also, you could make use of the stairs system to have multiple levels.
by asskek
Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:11 pm
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: F2A1 map wip never ever
Replies: 27
Views: 6321

Re: F1A1 map wip

i fucking love it
by asskek
Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:33 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Forehead tattoos
Replies: 20
Views: 4961

Re: Forehead tattoos

on that topic

the way to make traitors impersonate people more is to make voicechangers not be so fucking obvious
by asskek
Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 620848

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

OOC: Megatrononline: I am not insiting on winning, i just feel it is duty of sec and command stuff to stop the rival corporation agents\
by asskek
Wed Nov 04, 2015 3:50 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why get green text as traitor?
Replies: 18
Views: 4843

Re: Why get green text as traitor?

Objectives are just a suggestion to new players.
by asskek
Wed Nov 04, 2015 3:47 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: CBS isn't that bad
Replies: 1
Views: 615

CBS isn't that bad

Limitless is the best show on television right now. I'm not even shitposting.
by asskek
Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:54 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Halo 5 - 2552 edition
Replies: 12
Views: 2503

Re: Halo 5 - 2552 edition

TheWiznard wrote:
asskek wrote:BRO DELETE THAT SHIT
I'LL TAKE IT
THANKS DUDE
I CAN'T REDEEM IT RIGHT NOW
I'M PICKING UP MY XBOX FROM MY OLD APARTMENT IN LIKE A FEW DAYS
Too late already redememed
damn ok
by asskek
Tue Nov 03, 2015 4:33 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: British English vs. American English
Replies: 84
Views: 18573

Re: British English vs. American English

Told ya ya'd need me. DemonFiren for /tg/ official variable namer. All new variables must be named, signed and approved by DemonFiren. Seriously though, how about not changing other people's variable names to reflect your own culture? If Remie had done this, the entire PR would have been closed wit...
by asskek
Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2028
Views: 651468

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

> be me, shadowling > get captured by sec (didn't know shadowlings resisted implants), sell out some thralls, sec is shit though and nothing actually happens, get rightly teamantagbanned > make up for it by breaking out like a pro after gaining sec's trust > head into maint, give Thomas Laser my sho...
by asskek
Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:33 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1269797

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

but deitus, that's no fun

I did something like that in highschool senior year.
by asskek
Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:12 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1269797

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

ily2

now get loller to unban me
by asskek
Mon Nov 02, 2015 1:35 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1269797

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

oranges wrote:that's the joke terbs.
I know I just wanted an excuse to post
by asskek
Mon Nov 02, 2015 1:34 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1269797

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

whenever I'm about to do something utterly disgusting like eat a slightly bruised banana or drink from a two-day old unsealed water bottle, I think of what guerillas and us soldiers in vietnam had to do
by asskek
Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:12 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: British English vs. American English
Replies: 84
Views: 18573

Re: British English vs. American English

CosmicScientist wrote:Then go make a PR removing all u's and changing every ess to a zed.

You have the power asskek, you are the chosen one.
doing it now

just have to reinstall byond and get started

get ready for the fattening
by asskek
Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:01 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: British English vs. American English
Replies: 84
Views: 18573

Re: British English vs. American English

I'll just say that the international coding standard used in everything from HTML to C++ is to use American English. Not because its the right way or anything, but because its best to keep things simple for the septics. things are looking in favor of american english now two entirely objective poin...
by asskek
Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:41 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: British English vs. American English
Replies: 84
Views: 18573

Re: British English vs. American English

TheNightingale wrote:I think the question we need to ask ourselves is not "Is it colour or color?", but "Is it worth correcting the colors to colours?".
by "compromise" I mean what this guy is saying

or incoming's entirely logical proposal

or goof's seemingly fair idea
by asskek
Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:39 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: British English vs. American English
Replies: 84
Views: 18573

Re: British English vs. American English

I've only seen a couple people try to compromise on this and they've both been ignored

maybe we should listen to them

edit: removed my response to remie because their post's been deleted
by asskek
Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:31 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: British English vs. American English
Replies: 84
Views: 18573

Re: British English vs. American English

Remie Richards wrote:
NikNakFlak wrote:Biased Butthurt Admin
how is he biased

or at least any more biased than you

this entire argument is built on bias

bias isn't necessarily bad or a killer of logic
by asskek
Sun Nov 01, 2015 10:55 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: British English vs. American English
Replies: 84
Views: 18573

Re: British English vs. American English

the brits can't even maintain Big Ben

why are they maintaining our code
by asskek
Sun Nov 01, 2015 10:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1269797

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I thought you would say big fucking dick
by asskek
Sun Nov 01, 2015 5:30 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Mice Eating Wires
Replies: 66
Views: 14123

Re: Mice Eating Wires

TheWulfe wrote:This is the pinnacle of the bad side of our 'Merge features just to have more features' philosophy.

What is the reason for adding this?

This isn't making engineer fun or adding anything to game.
what is the reason for meteors
by asskek
Sun Nov 01, 2015 3:36 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: British English vs. American English
Replies: 84
Views: 18573

Re: British English vs. American English

Using color over colour technically reduces the file size of the project. if we wanted to reduce filesize we'd use relative pathing. We're not switching to relative pathing any time soon, and if we ever do, it would be for the compilation time benefit, not the filesize one. tl;dr that's not even a ...
by asskek
Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:55 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: HALLOWEEN COSTUMES GENERAL
Replies: 11
Views: 1930

Re: HALLOWEEN COSTUMES GENERAL

dont have pic right now

I was a "ginger bread man"

ie went around covered in bread wearing a sign that said that
by asskek
Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1506
Views: 665005

Re: Chinese Cartoons

Is that Durarara?

I can't read moonspeak

I've only recently found out aboit that anime. Plan on watching it soon.
by asskek
Sat Oct 31, 2015 4:08 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: [PR][poll]Starlight changes
Replies: 16
Views: 3900

Re: [PR][poll]Starlight changes

Dimmest is most realistic

But if we're going with lore and we are near a sun, the sort-of bright but not brightest option

edit: which considering we have solars seems to make sense
by asskek
Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1506
Views: 665005

Re: Chinese Cartoons

Baccano is objectively the second best anime
by asskek
Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:07 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Traitor "Fultoning"
Replies: 12
Views: 1820

Re: Traitor "Fultoning"

just steal goofball's fulton stuff he was gonna use for black ops unless that's still in development? and let's be honest Shaps, people almost never recover from gibbings. This is no different from permabrig, except with this we could give the prisoner more fun stuff to do edit: well now that I thin...
by asskek
Fri Oct 30, 2015 10:16 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What would you do if you woke up as your TG character?
Replies: 82
Views: 22103

Re: What would you do if you woke up as your TG character?

Ikarrus wrote:tbh

the first thing I'd do is probably masturbate
I can empathize with that
by asskek
Fri Oct 30, 2015 6:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: HELP ME FIND A VIDEO
Replies: 3
Views: 941

Re: HELP ME FIND A VIDEO

TheWiznard wrote:
asskek wrote:There was this video floating around of a guy riding in a car at night screaming "DAVID FOSTER WALLACE" at passerbys. It was gold.

I can't find it now. Please aid me in my quest
I think you were looking for this?
THANK YOU SO MUCH

EDIT: fuck you
by asskek
Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:28 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1506
Views: 665005

Re: Chinese Cartoons

code geass is still my go-to 'epic' anime
by asskek
Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:09 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: So what're we doing for Halloween?
Replies: 12
Views: 3130

Re: So what're we doing for Halloween?

spooky skeletons all around
by asskek
Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:38 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 620848

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

when the ass aint fat

also tonto being banned
by asskek
Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:09 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: It's a Revolution
Replies: 28
Views: 5252

Re: It's a Revolution

Incomptinence wrote:If we let the odds stack too far then sec might just start giving up. Will that make for good gameplay?
come on man
we're a validhunting station. (that's not necessarily bad)
you think that'll really happen?
by asskek
Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: HELP ME FIND A VIDEO
Replies: 3
Views: 941

HELP ME FIND A VIDEO

There was this video floating around of a guy riding in a car at night screaming "DAVID FOSTER WALLACE" at passerbys. It was gold.

I can't find it now. Please aid me in my quest