Oh god who changed the immovable rod

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Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by ShadowDimentio » #147007

Now it keeps circling around the station in a straight line VERY fast and INSTAKILLS anyone it hits

This is hilarious and dumb
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by Zilenan91 » #147008

It's been like this for at least 6 months. Used to be it didn't trigger very often because the event fire rate was slower, and since we buffed that recently events are occurring more frequently, aka rods are more frequent.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by Cheimon » #147011

As if the immovable rod wasn't hilarious and dumb anyway.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by NikNakFlak » #147012

Technoalchemist spams this event, that may be why you see it more often.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by lumipharon » #147018

It's because the way space was changed.

With the new shitty system, if you leave one z-level and go in a straight line, you'll eventually come back to the same z-level.
Guess what the immovable rod does?
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by Saegrimr » #147019

It should be deleting itself when it reaches the edge, not changing z-levels anyway. It can't travel.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by ShadowDimentio » #147020

Well it isn't. Fix it.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by Shaps-cloud » #147029

>implying the looping rods aren't incredibly interesting to watch

Nothing gets deadchat excited like a looping rod, in small doses they're awesome
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by DemonFiren » #147030

If they happen once in a blue moon, sure.

If admins faceroll them, not so much.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #147034

Looping rods are what this game needs
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by lumipharon » #147035

Yes because having a hull breach across the entire station that can never be fixed is FUN.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #147040

I'm glad you agree with me
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by Drynwyn » #147043

The RD should suplex the immovable rod into the ground if it hits him while he's on Grab Intent
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #147066

having your throw intent selected should let you grab the immovable rod and have it tear your arms off, which will now remain attached to the rod as it flies through space.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by Helios » #147071

There should be an admin spawnable weapon called the Lance of Longinus that's a resprited Immovable rod that is throwable, and can kill anything it touches, including ascended shadowlings
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by NikNakFlak » #147073

Rod loops are hilarious. I've seen crews start a religion around them and sacrifice various crew members to the looping rod and worship it as a god. I've seen a looping rod mow down like 8 people because they were trying to drag a previously hit body.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by PKPenguin321 » #147081

rod loops are good and if you think otherwise you're dumb
my favorite moment with one was when i was a loyalist in a rev round and the HoS suddenly went down in a seemingly random explosion. i rushed to help him up and a few moments later i died instantly too. dozens of ghosts were hanging around and they were quick to tell me that an immovable rod had just looped and taken out two loyalists. laughs were had.
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Post by 1g88a » #147082

NikNakFlak wrote:Rod loops are hilarious. I've seen crews start a religion around them and sacrifice various crew members to the looping rod and worship it as a god. I've seen a looping rod mow down like 8 people because they were trying to drag a previously hit body.
I was defeated once as a traitor and the CE who killed me tied my corpse to a chair in the rod's path so every now and then there'd be a loud THUNK as it impacted my corpse and kept going
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by InsaneHyena » #147085

That's nothing. There was a round recently, when the last headrev was in hiding, plotting how to kill the last head, only to be suddenly murdered by a rod. I've died to the same rod twice, once when dragging a security officer to his death.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by NikNakFlak » #147091

I once spawned a centcom indestructible wall in front of an immovable rod loop. Needless to say, they hit each other, made the noise, and then ignored each other. I guess that question about the unstoppable force and the immovable object is finally solved.
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Re: Oh god who changed the immovable rod

Post by DemonFiren » #147094

NikNakFlak wrote:I once spawned a centcom indestructible wall in front of an immovable rod loop. Needless to say, they hit each other, made the noise, and then ignored each other. I guess that question about the unstoppable force and the immovable object is finally solved.
That's actually pretty accurate.

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