GRILLES LAUNCHING TESLA BOLTS AT YOU

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GRILLES LAUNCHING TESLA BOLTS AT YOU

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #166472

Can someone point out to me where in the changelog this fucking monumental fuckup was added and what idiot thought it was a good idea?
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Post by Saegrimr » #166473

tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #166474

I hate it, revert.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #166484

It only shoots tesla bolts if you throw something at it and you're within 3 tiles of it.
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Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

HAVE FUN ESCAPING NOW WITH NO ARMS
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #166505

very funny change :+1: for keeping
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by TechnoAlchemist » #166532

It just doesn't make sense
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Post by lumipharon » #166539

I raised this shit in the pr but some people just like their ebin meme shit, and enjoy the *smug.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #166540

>chemist on metastation
>pax comes into medbay
>starts bashing window to CMO office with fire extinguisher
>disarm him
>"Pax no"
>he pulls out another one
>disarm again
>and anotha one
>disarm again
>happens like 5 more times
>on the fifth one i whiff the disarm
>he hits the grill
>suddenly BZZAMBPPT
>i'm in crit, pax is dead
>realize what just happened
>laugh my ass off irl for like 5 minutes while a doctor fixes me up

literally made me laugh harder than anything from april fools tbh
pls keep
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by Saegrimr » #166542

PKPenguin321 wrote: >pax comes into medbay
>"Pax no"
Seriously this shit is the best. WHERES THE "MUH DEATHTRAP" NOW?
tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
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Post by Incomptinence » #166601

Sounds like a tider's reward.

Their eternal reward.
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Post by Ricotez » #166633

Incomptinence wrote:Sounds like a tider's reward.

Their eternal reward.
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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Gun Hog » #166670

>Jafar

What, is Albedo's crazy laughy face not enough for you?????
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Post by Ricotez » #166825

it was a Jafar quote so it needs a Jafar image
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
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Post by TechnoAlchemist » #166887

Yeah this change is not very good I am afraid
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Post by IcePacks » #166928

PKPenguin321 wrote:>chemist on metastation
>pax comes into medbay
>starts bashing window to CMO office with fire extinguisher
>disarm him
>"Pax no"
>he pulls out another one
>disarm again
>and anotha one
>disarm again
>happens like 5 more times
>on the fifth one i whiff the disarm
>he hits the grill
>suddenly BZZAMBPPT
>i'm in crit, pax is dead
>realize what just happened
>laugh my ass off irl for like 5 minutes while a doctor fixes me up

literally made me laugh harder than anything from april fools tbh
pls keep
>you are the pest exterminator
>sigh
>smash a glass of whiskey and punch into work
>head to the cmo's office, where there's a metric fuckton of kittens
>forget my keys
>oh well i'll just bash through the window
>begin hitting the window
>some asshole wino jacks my extinguisher
>grab another
>he does it again
>grab another
>the fuck
>walk down medbay and grab another
>it happens again
>grab the aux aux aux extinguisher
>resume hitting the window
>he steals that shit AGAIN
>grab another
>sheesh why does meta medbay have so many fucking fire extinguishers
>pop through the window
>he steals it again
>joke's on you you coked-out human refuse i'm getting through
>throw a shard at the window
>the window shoots a hadouken back
>instadead

keep this change or make it a small chance of happening do it
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