Weeb jail is not very fun
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Weeb jail is not very fun
The jail ninjas put you in is not very fun. Aside from removing you from the round, the design is poo poo and people just suicide since there is absolutely nothing to do.
My favorite part is probably that there are beer kegs but no glasses, or a beer cabinet but it's locked.
I was thinking about remodeling it into something with actual content, but that wouldn't solve the issue of people killing themselves because they're trapped in a box with no escape.
What do you think?
My favorite part is probably that there are beer kegs but no glasses, or a beer cabinet but it's locked.
I was thinking about remodeling it into something with actual content, but that wouldn't solve the issue of people killing themselves because they're trapped in a box with no escape.
What do you think?
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
you mean gay baby jail?
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Yes. Please expand this as much as you want.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
eediotLazengann wrote:you mean gay baby jail?
frankly the jail is basically just death, you've been removed from the round. not sure why there's even a physical space for it, the player should just get deleted or something.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
I like fucking with the players who go there, to be honest. Please don't remove it.PKPenguin321 wrote:eediotLazengann wrote:you mean gay baby jail?
frankly the jail is basically just death, you've been removed from the round. not sure why there's even a physical space for it, the player should just get deleted or something.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Y'know what would be fun for weeb baby jail? The gateway dreamseeker rune. Boom, or you can just add more fun things to it like arcade machines, a dance floor. A holographic place that you see in dorms. Y'know the fun stuff. But, make a nearly impossible way to get back just for the antags that get sent there who want there greemtexto. I propose a gateway rune!
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Don't get caught then.
You don't deserve entertainment if you lose/fail to take care of yourself.
You don't deserve entertainment if you lose/fail to take care of yourself.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
hmm it needs heals in it as well as more things to do tbh.
repukan your punishment when you get caught by a ninja is removal from the round, there's nothing wrong with adding features to the weeb jail.
repukan your punishment when you get caught by a ninja is removal from the round, there's nothing wrong with adding features to the weeb jail.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
You do know Ninjas have stunglovesD&B wrote:Don't get caught then.
You don't deserve entertainment if you lose/fail to take care of yourself.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
They whatAnonmare wrote:You do know Ninjas have stunglovesD&B wrote:Don't get caught then.
You don't deserve entertainment if you lose/fail to take care of yourself.
Hold my beer
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
iamgoofball wrote:They whatAnonmare wrote:You do know Ninjas have stunglovesD&B wrote:Don't get caught then.
You don't deserve entertainment if you lose/fail to take care of yourself.
Hold my beer
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//CARBON MOBS//
/mob/living/carbon/ninjadrain_act(obj/item/clothing/suit/space/space_ninja/S, mob/living/carbon/human/H, obj/item/clothing/gloves/space_ninja/G)
if(!S || !H || !G)
return INVALID_DRAIN
. = DRAIN_MOB_SHOCK_FAILED
//Default cell = 10,000 charge, 10,000/1000 = 10 uses without charging/upgrading
if(S.cell && S.cell.charge && S.cell.use(1000))
. = DRAIN_MOB_SHOCK
//Got that electric touch
var/datum/effect_system/spark_spread/spark_system = new /datum/effect_system/spark_spread()
spark_system.set_up(5, 0, loc)
playsound(src, "sparks", 50, 1)
visible_message("<span class='danger'>[H] electrocutes [src] with [H.p_their()] touch!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[H] electrocutes you with [H.p_their()] touch!</span>")
electrocute_act(25, H)
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
it's still so fucking awful code
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
WE MUST RETAKE THE HOLY CODE FROM THE STUN GLOVE INFIDELS
D E U S V U L T
D E U S V U L T
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Only reason I can think it doesn't kill you is to prevent cloning. It needs more shit to do, hell I'd prefer it if just forced the player into a pAI with their old name.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Isn't the whole ninja code a god awful ancient mess?oranges wrote:it's still so fucking awful code
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Make captured people fight forever in gladiatorial matches, CTF style.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
If someone had sprites for a VR/tron-like space, then maybe the VR pods could get used and there would be a place for weeb-jail people to fuck around in that isn't some sad outdated room.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Why is this even being discussed. Ninja is ancient pile of crap that isn't relevant to the rest of the round/game in general. Click Ninja off, done.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
I like ninjas, they have an absolutely unparalleled ability to fuck with people
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Ah yes, it's a well known fact that if you disable your antag opt in, antags can't touch you. Thank you for clarifying that.Gamarr wrote:Why is this even being discussed. Ninja is ancient pile of crap that isn't relevant to the rest of the round/game in general. Click Ninja off, done.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Give the ninja a gay baby jail object that, if smashed, causes all the trapped chumps to spill out
or at least put an ninja-only intercom and ninja-cam in the jail so they can spectate their captor's antics instead of sitting in the do-nothing corner
or at least put an ninja-only intercom and ninja-cam in the jail so they can spectate their captor's antics instead of sitting in the do-nothing corner
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
just make it break your cloning record as well as killing you thenDavidchan wrote:Only reason I can think it doesn't kill you is to prevent cloning.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
New VR maps will make VR sleepers viable, first up: murderdome.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Rather than improve the jail, why not have an automated system that ransoms the players back to the station if commands pays the credits? Trigger it after the Ninja dies or completes their capture objective.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Not antag options, did I mention it's for players? Turned. Off. Period. Meaning players can't get the prompt ever because ninjas are shit and a symbol of tg's ancient legacy of trashy code that just sits in the base with no direction.Davidchan wrote: Ah yes, it's a well known fact that if you disable your antag opt in, antags can't touch you. Thank you for clarifying that.Spoiler:
So-so idea, wrong place. Tg doesn't have a working economy to make that matter and secondly no rp atmosphere to make someone care about a ransomed crewman.Alex Crimson wrote:Rather than improve the jail, why not have an automated system that ransoms the players back to the station if commands pays the credits? Trigger it after the Ninja dies or completes their capture objective.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Thanks for all the dopamine.
You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Credits are spent on shuttles, no? Isnt that tied to the Cargo credits system? As for the RP, whilst tg certainly does not have a high level of RP, it does have certain players that stand out. Maybe the ninja would go after higher profile crew rather than stack his captures with crappy Assistants. If the ransom is paid, they spawn on the Arrivals shuttle, of not, just delete them or leave them in crappy prison.Gamarr wrote:So-so idea, wrong place. Tg doesn't have a working economy to make that matter and secondly no rp atmosphere to make someone care about a ransomed crewman.Alex Crimson wrote:Rather than improve the jail, why not have an automated system that ransoms the players back to the station if commands pays the credits? Trigger it after the Ninja dies or completes their capture objective.
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Permabrig jail is not very fun
The permabrig is totally lame. All you can do is grow plants! It's almost like you've been removed from the round, wtf? Fix this
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Instant 4nr permabrig jail is not very fun
>walking in halls doing nothingPKPenguin321 wrote:The permabrig is totally lame. All you can do is grow plants! It's almost like you've been removed from the round, wtf? Fix this
>antag walks by
>trapped instantly
>teleported to perma and fullstripped after a few seconds of waiting, no way out (if there is a way they just restun you anyway)
>by the way it's bordered entirely by indestructible walls
>and on centcom
>and no plants
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Add fully functional botany so we can grow drugs
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Re: Permabrig jail is not very fun
Do you post like a chromie homie on purpose or are you actually this fucking stupidPKPenguin321 wrote:The permabrig is totally lame. All you can do is grow plants! It's almost like you've been removed from the round, wtf? Fix this
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
It's meant to be a removal from the round... that's the point. If you don't like it, ghost or suicide or talk with other prisoners. Doing something else is also an option.... you're not glued to the screen.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Why not just hellbound and then delete them if it's a round removal?
Permabrig and gulag exist to give a possibility for escape, the ninja's mom's basement is on the centcom z-level and clearly not intended to allow escapes to be possible.
TL;DR If it's not going to be any fun, then why is it there at all?
Permabrig and gulag exist to give a possibility for escape, the ninja's mom's basement is on the centcom z-level and clearly not intended to allow escapes to be possible.
TL;DR If it's not going to be any fun, then why is it there at all?
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
This is what I was getting at, in case my last post was too cerebralBeeSting12 wrote:It's meant to be a removal from the round... that's the point. If you don't like it, ghost or suicide or talk with other prisoners. Doing something else is also an option.... you're not glued to the screen.
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
If it's supposed to suck, why have it at all? Just delete the mob altogether if that's your reasoning, and you can chat with other prisoners in deadchat.BeeSting12 wrote:It's meant to be a removal from the round... that's the point. If you don't like it, ghost or suicide or talk with other prisoners. Doing something else is also an option.... you're not glued to the screen.
Personally i'd add VR sleepers. Which might fit nicely in the permabrig too, i think. I know there's a current of thought of "haha you lost you don't get to have fun", but that seems pretty shitty and unnecessary, if we have the technology to keep someone entertained but confined from the round.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
it's not supposed to suck, when you get space ninja jailed it's not through any fault of your own.
Perma brig is the only place to make that argument beesting
Perma brig is the only place to make that argument beesting
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
What I'm trying to say here is no matter what we add you're still removed from the round and if you don't like it then just suicide. Generally being removed from the round like that isn't very fun and no matter how pretty we make the box it's still a box and you're still stuck in it. Deleting the mob is fine with me, I'd have more fun deleted than stuck in a shitty box anyway.XDTM wrote:If it's supposed to suck, why have it at all? Just delete the mob altogether if that's your reasoning, and you can chat with other prisoners in deadchat.BeeSting12 wrote:It's meant to be a removal from the round... that's the point. If you don't like it, ghost or suicide or talk with other prisoners. Doing something else is also an option.... you're not glued to the screen.
Personally i'd add VR sleepers. Which might fit nicely in the permabrig too, i think. I know there's a current of thought of "haha you lost you don't get to have fun", but that seems pretty shitty and unnecessary, if we have the technology to keep someone entertained but confined from the round.
How is it not your fault? Either you didn't take steps to get away from the ninja or kill it, or you did and you failed. You could make an argument for not deserving it but a lot of stuff happens in this game that you don't "deserve" and that's part of the game.oranges wrote:it's not supposed to suck, when you get space ninja jailed it's not through any fault of your own.
Perma brig is the only place to make that argument beesting
If you're saying the space ninja is too OP to get away from or kill then thats a problem with the antag not the jail
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
The obvious solution is make into a true weeb prison with all the ninja's favorite catgirl and tentacle comics. I'm sorry. *Animu's*
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
They're Mangoes you uncultured gaijin!Davidchan wrote:The obvious solution is make into a true weeb prison with all the ninja's favorite catgirl and tentacle comics. I'm sorry. *Animu's*
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
I think there's some odd edge case where you can use a hand tele or something to tp out? still not very frequent to warrant people permastuck there when you could just tell them to watch the carnage or be a cool ghost role.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
There might be a possible risk of someone with a tracking implant getting teleported to and that person using the hand tele to rescue the prisoners.
Have not confirmed this myself yet.
Have not confirmed this myself yet.
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Re: Weeb jail is not very fun
Hand-teles are blocked on centcom zlvlAnonmare wrote:There might be a possible risk of someone with a tracking implant getting teleported to and that person using the hand tele to rescue the prisoners.
Have not confirmed this myself yet.
Thanks for all the dopamine.
You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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