buff pete

[PKPenguin321]

once there was a time where space vines feared one being above all else
pete the goat
he would walk in and eat the fuck out of all the vines mercilessly. botanists trembled in fear

now the vines have evolved while pete has not.
he takes one step into the vines and explodes or something and dies instantly
it's bullshit make pete great again 2016

[Incomptinence]

Basically mutant vines are just the worst round ending mechanic ever. Like I'm not sure what percentage is whoop magically immune to tools that deal with me and what is just oops killed ya but it's like a rainbow of terrible.

[Zilenan91]

The aggressive expansion vines shouldn't exist. Neither should hardened.

[DemonFiren]

So you're saying bluespace vines are OK?

Good to know.

[Saegrimr]

Aggressive is great, explosive is fucking horse shit.
Bluespace/space expansion just means you're never going to win.

Hardened is kind of a shit but Pete still devours that easily.

[Incomptinence]

I don't mind vines that will expand quickly or in ways that make extermination unlikely.

Slowly creeping wads of explosive vines intermixed with dense and other shit makes me want to scream. Oh watch the station slowly get ruined by a glacier. No you can't do anything about it! Screw you!

It's like the real version of what cheridan imagines a blob round be like when committing suicide upon the announcement.

[Lumbermancer]

Make monkeys rip and tear the vines.

[Screemonster]

if Pete eats explosive vines he should become Cuban Pete and explode with all the combined force of all the eaten vines if/when killed

[Saegrimr]

if Pete eats explosive vines he should become Cuban Pete and explode with all the combined force of all the eaten vines if/when killed

Now THIS is a fucking idea.

[Actionb]

if Pete eats explosive vines he should become Cuban Pete and explode with all the combined force of all the eaten vines if/when killed

Speed version of GOATS!
Keep feeding it vines or it'll explode.

[confused rock]

if Pete eats explosive vines he should become Cuban Pete and explode with all the combined force of all the eaten vines if/when killed

Now THIS is a fucking idea.

[Scott]

i hate that goat

fuck that goat

[Lumbermancer]

Literally only pet with any practical use. I would perma you for harming Pete.

[Wyzack]

I always kill Pete if he kicks me, otherwise we are cool

[Lumbermancer]

Just pet the damn goat until it calms down you sick fuck.

[Wyzack]

>Not asserting your dominance over mother nature

If it tries to kill me I eat it. Seems fair. If pete doesnt like it he can always just not be a cunt

[Incomptinence]

Goats attack even their owners. You don't kill em early because you got a boo boo.
Honestly pete shouldn't be dealing brute it should be a chunk of stamina so we can laugh at that wily pete bowling over the stupid assistants.

[Xhuis]

When someone asks me to get Pete, I usually just pick up a slice of meatbread and hold it out tbh

[Reece]

Jesus christ, just locker the fucking goat.

[MMMiracles]

Goat armor when.

[ShadowDimentio]

I'm glad the days of dragging Pete through vines like a lawnmower are gone.

[PKPenguin321]

le oppose pk méme

[ShadowDimentio]

Not my fault you support exclusively bad ideas :^)

[InsaneHyena]

Agreed. While space vines went through power creep, Pete stayed the same. Kudzu kills him pretty easily now, we must make him great again

[Incomptinence]

Not my fault you support exclusively bad ideas :^)

Do you even have a reason why Pete shouldn't be used to clear vines?

I must say if all your feedback has just been contrarian for the sake of it I am savagely disappoint in you.

[ShadowDimentio]

Pete clearing vines is fine, but if you had read my post I said

I'm glad the days of dragging Pete through vines like a lawnmower are gone.

You used to be able to pull Pete down the hall and he'd delete vines on every tile he was dragged over over. It was dumb and cucked kudzu way too easily.

[Incomptinence]

Goats automatically seeks kudzu last I checked. Which takes things beyond easy/skill/whatever to sheer stupidity when goats automatically charge into killer vines.