Monkey Logic

[Lumbermancer]

I like what you did, and again I HAVE SUGGESTED IT. I'm so smart.

Anyway, if you didn't notice, monkeys are more active now. They will walk around, defend and attack, follow people, pick up items and such. Very nice.

Few ideas,
Make them like slimes so they grow attached to you if you do nice stuff to them, like give clothes, feed, heal.
Make them hide in vents when in peril.

Add the walk around and follow code to other pets too!

Bonus:

Mammals vs Lizards Race War.

Spoiler:

[ShadowDimentio]

I hate them. I saw a virologist nearly get murdered by his monkeys the other day as 6 monkeys from the pen all attacked him at once, this is not how things should be.

[Wyzack]

That sounds hilarious tbh

[danno]

they need to be deadlier

[Super Aggro Crag]

Wearing a monkey suit should make you the alpha monkey.

[Anonmare]

I like them because it's funny to see the Geneticists and Virologists flick a monkey and get their ass handed to them, I kind of wish they were smarter though.

[DemonFiren]

Adds a new meaning to chimpout, doesn't it.

[Saegrimr]

Watched a monkey with a fucking glass shard almost put sec on lockdown.

[Luke Cox]

I hate them. I saw a virologist nearly get murdered by his monkeys the other day as 6 monkeys from the pen all attacked him at once, this is not how things should be.

Virologist never watched Planet of the Apes clearly

[danno]

Watched a monkey with a fucking glass shard almost put sec on lockdown.

needs to be DEADLIER

[Arianya]

I quite like the new system, though I'm dissapointed there have been no "fire extinguisher + bio bag antag xenobiologists" razing the station by deploying monkey squads in key locations.

Did we ever implement a method to enrage all of them at once, other then attacking a monkey in their line of sight?

[Reece]

Make injecting them with human blood have them go into a blood rage.

[Lumbermancer]

though I'm dissapointed there have been no "fire extinguisher + bio bag antag xenobiologists" razing the station by deploying monkey squads in key locations

They're worse than Carp right now. I opened a crate of enraged monkeys once and they were only a nuisance.

[Whoisthere]

they need to be deadlier

[Arianya]

Possibly they need 3 states? Relaxed, Mischievous and Enraged, where mischievous has them stealing things/trying to escape/doing non lethal stuff but enraged has them gunning for blood?

[Iatots]

Pepperspray, acid and high-stamina drugs should make them go bananas.

[Wyzack]

maybe tie it to the red slime core (?) effect that enrages slimes?

[Digdugxx]

Bartender monkey tries to kill me every time I say something racist, maybe it's just coincidence but it certainly needs to tone down its urge you mercilessly shank you with a blade.

[Arianya]

Bartender monkey tries to kill me every time I say something racist, maybe it's just coincidence but it certainly needs to tone down its urge you mercilessly shank you with a blade.

Working as intended

Give bartender monkey a shotgun.

[Luke Cox]

Can we give traitors trained attack monkeys on the uplink? Not even kidding.

[cedarbridge]

Can we give traitors trained attack monkeys on the uplink? Not even kidding.

Make them a slightly different monkey cube only the monkey is actively hostile at all times.

[Anonmare]

Three words: Augmented. Killer. Monkeys.

[Lumbermancer]

Can we give traitors trained attack monkeys on the uplink? Not even kidding.

There's already an admin (maybe it's in cargo now) crate of angry apes that has like 10+mad fuckers inside. Teleport it in using bluespace beacon.

[Luke Cox]

Three words: Augmented. Killer. Monkeys.

They've got to look like normal monkeys. That's the point. You go up to an innocent looking monkey, and instant face rape

[DemonFiren]

In order for the facerape to be instant it can't be wearing diapers.

[TehSteveo]

>Investigate random griff.
>Someone was put into crit due to griff.
>Bojangles the monkey disposals one the people in critical from the griff

10/10

[Weepo]

I think a bigger question we need to ask is: Are these fucking chimps or are they spider monkies or what? Because its really inconsistent, they can crawl through vents but they can also lift your dumbass into disposals and punch like fucking tyson, I actually do think this needs clearing up once and for all, although I will admit, the idea of:

Pushing your shit in with a fuckin' fire extinguisher is hilarious, its also probably a little unrealistic.

[Lumbermancer]

Apes don't have tails. They're simply space monkeys of the future.

[XDTM]

A monkey grabbed a paper sheet from a desk and started slapping me lightly with it instead of punching me, 10/10.

[InsaneHyena]

Can monkeys use cult talismans?

[Deitus]

Can monkeys use cult talismans?

monkey cult when

im also all for having a tc item with enraged monkies, that sounds dank as fuck. for extra !!FUN!! have them spawn with an x% chance of having jungle fever

[XDTM]

I'd just make red slime reactions work on monkeys as well

[Reece]

Can monkeys use cult talismans?

monkey cult when

im also all for having a tc item with enraged monkies, that sounds dank as fuck. for extra !!FUN!! have them spawn with an x% chance of having jungle fever

Traitor monkey mask that enrages apes, and gives you monkey fist kung fu.

[bandit]

I think a bigger question we need to ask is: Are these fucking chimps or are they spider monkies or what? Because its really inconsistent, they can crawl through vents but they can also lift your dumbass into disposals and punch like fucking tyson

to be fair xenomorphs, corgis and such can all ventcrawl too

[Reece]

I think a bigger question we need to ask is: Are these fucking chimps or are they spider monkies or what? Because its really inconsistent, they can crawl through vents but they can also lift your dumbass into disposals and punch like fucking tyson

to be fair xenomorphs, corgis and such can all ventcrawl too

Ian can ventcrawl?

[Lumbermancer]

bump

Give monkeys (at least pet monkey) internal reputation meter, to distinguish friends from foes. Bartender would be a friend by default. Friendly monkeys would respond to basic commands like "stay" "drop" "follow" and such, and would defend their friend. Pun Pun still gets slaughtered in vain, often because he's just getting in the way.

Hell, you could do this to all pets. Imagine Runtime clawing someones eyes out defending CMO.

Reputation with pet would decrease as you attack it, and increase if you feed it pet-specific food, hug, and heal wounds. Pet reputation would go back to neutral with time.