BROUGHT TO YOU BY TERBAL TECH
using brand new technology originally made for doing whippets terbal tech brings you
the singulo in a can or the Singularity Container Device
Terbal Tech has done statistics proving that over 40 singularities are created every day, at this rate the entire known universe will eventually become a giant singularity
while we won't live long enough to see this, our childrens children children children childrens might see the massive galactic singularity
but who cares about them
Perhaps a singularity is rippin and roarin through your station, or maybe you just need to fix the field surrounding it without dying
well with this device, simply active it, toss it into the heart of that beast and using advanced science (the jigglebilly x fucktarded= mass formula)
the device will (hopefully) contain the massive beast inside of it, assuming it has not reached its final stages
now in order to create this it will require quite a bit of science in the R&D or quite a bit of points from Cargo
Now in addition to industrial use, terbal tech has found in test labs that one could capture or steal a singularity from either engineering or some bumfuck lab in the cargobay, and then release it in well, maybe the syndicate ship located nearby, or say, security.
Now for the safety of other the device has quite a long timer before releasing the singularity contained, during which at any time it can be picked up and turned off, the timer is roughly 2 minutes, while being released the device will not shut the fuck up and stop beeping, it will also announce the time remaining on the timer every 30 seconds
the announcer has been shown to break and stop working when exposed to an electromagnetic card
thanks to terbal tech, a singularity breaching the field and swallowing the surrounding areas is no longer a reason for panic!
artist rendering
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Terbal Tech is probably required by law to inform you that gravitational singularities are dangerous, exposure to a gravitation singularity may result in injury or death, Terbal Tech must recommend this device never be used as it requires being within throwing distance of a gravitational singularity, Terbal Tech is not responsible for any deaths or injuries for attempting to use this device
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