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It was a late night event round. We were tasked by Centcomm to gather a long list of items in an hour or they would set off our nuke. We almost managed to gather all the items until we found out that someone destroyed one of the items on the list: the QM stamp. Our impending doom made some people panic and jump ship, it made some people angry and desire to strike back at Centcomm but more importantly it inspired a group of bright, young engineers to come up with a genius idea. "Why don't we destroy the station's nuclear device?" asked the engineers. "BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!" responded the panicked crew. "We'll decide what's impossible," said the confident engineers and they quickly went to work. That is the story of how the brave engineers saved the station from being nuked by Centcomm.Screenshots General
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The answer, of course, is to jump on the pods and BoH-bomb the escape shuttle.
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I was the HoS that round. We still won in the end. Nobody was stupid enough to take their shuttle. Also, it wasn't so much the QM stamp being destroyed but rather the Captain and I deciding to tell Centcom to go fuck themselves. I think that happened first. Shame we didn't get a deathsquad or nuke ops sent. Sec handed out the entire armory to the crew and science even made a few weapons. It would have been one hell of a fight.deputi wrote:It was a late night event round. We were tasked by Centcomm to gather a long list of items in an hour or they would set off our nuke. We almost managed to gather all the items until we found out that someone destroyed one of the items on the list: the QM stamp. Our impending doom made some people panic and jump ship, it made some people angry and desire to strike back at Centcomm but more importantly it inspired a group of bright, young engineers to come up with a genius idea. "Why don't we destroy the station's nuclear device?" asked the engineers. "BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!" responded the panicked crew. "We'll decide what's impossible," said the confident engineers and they quickly went to work. That is the story of how the brave engineers saved the station from being nuked by Centcomm.
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That's some pretty good lateral thinking, gotta hand it to the engineers on that one.
Whatever
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>lateral
Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
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> I suggest putting a singularity in the vault because the QM stamp was gone
>mfw I was the one that destroyed the stamp to make a cape
I was amazed that my plan worked as well as it did - it was pretty hilarious though, we build the PA on the other side of the corridor, so people kept running down the corridor while the PA was set to max, and/or getting pulled by the singulo straight into containment.
>mfw I was the one that destroyed the stamp to make a cape
I was amazed that my plan worked as well as it did - it was pretty hilarious though, we build the PA on the other side of the corridor, so people kept running down the corridor while the PA was set to max, and/or getting pulled by the singulo straight into containment.
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Please, engineering's response as a whole is "well thats fucked, im taking a hard suit and fucking off to space/building an aut-fort"DemonFiren wrote:>lateral
Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
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That's not engineering, that's greyshits who saw an open job slot.
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space cube be praised
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Some of my favorite screenshots I have are from when someone fucks with the shuttle.
The beach shuttle!
Nothing says a ride home like drowning your target in an ankle deep pool of water.
The Orion Shuttle
I got to be the captain of a round where the crew had to rebuild the shuttle from scrap because Central Command gave it to a space prince they found on the internet.
Luxury Shuttle
Someone had the idea to send ALL of the toy mechs to central command for a prize, this was that prize.
A perfect landing
Kind of says it all.
I don't even remember what this one was called.
But that IS a working mass drive.
The Syndicate Kestral
It was from a ransom mission that went poorly.
The beach shuttle!
Nothing says a ride home like drowning your target in an ankle deep pool of water.
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But that IS a working mass drive.
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Seen a lot of entertaining shuttle modifications on Basil, but not many pod ones:
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Ah, I remember those.
Specifically, Thunder and I were the ones who built the first of them. While Lord Singulo took a stroll to the bridge, I took a stroll to the maint bar and stole the booze machine just so our luxury pod could have drinks...and Thunder forgot to airproof it.
Specifically, Thunder and I were the ones who built the first of them. While Lord Singulo took a stroll to the bridge, I took a stroll to the maint bar and stole the booze machine just so our luxury pod could have drinks...and Thunder forgot to airproof it.
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[03:37:54]SAY: Sabella Rose/Burningone : Space law
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[03:38:04]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : Space her
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Shad0vvs what the fuck are those?
I still have no idea how this happened.
This picture doesn't show just how much space weed this botanist grew. The entire station was covered tile to tile with giant stacks that big. This is the kind of guy every botanist should look up to.
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Never seen one before. I'm not exactly sure what happened, but someone spawned a 1x1 singularity in escape, and then for some reason things got worse. Something to do with a friendly wizard? Ate a supermatter shard and another singularity.
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Eating a supermatter shards does that.NicholasRage wrote:Never seen one before. I'm not exactly sure what happened, but someone spawned a 1x1 singularity in escape, and then for some reason things got worse. Something to do with a friendly wizard? Ate a supermatter shard and another singularity.
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It was my first time seeing one, it was beautiful.
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in theory it's supposed to set everything around it on fire but the problem with that is that everything around it is already eaten.
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at last fun is safely contained
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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No, that requires a second person inside to be slipped over and over again, as well as collectors to harvest the emitted butthurt
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It even consumed admins, making them unable to leave.
Minutes later, the ghostularity consumes the singularity and goes on a station-wide rampage to JRPG tunes.
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Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
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>Better
Sure, that's more practical
But you can't beat shenanigans like a spookularity
Sure, that's more practical
But you can't beat shenanigans like a spookularity
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Did anyone make a gif of the Nuke Op's pet space carp and the soap? It was hilarious, EVERY SINGLE OP SLIPPED ON IT, SEVERAL TIMES. I should have taken it with me to the station.
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The best part about that, is that the soap and carp were orbiting at the same angle... and it was a complete fluke!Gun Hog wrote:Did anyone make a gif of the Nuke Op's pet space carp and the soap? It was hilarious, EVERY SINGLE OP SLIPPED ON IT, SEVERAL TIMES. I should have taken it with me to the station.
So really, that was a warning as to how god damn flukey the rest of that ops round was gonna be,
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There's a great story behind this.NicholasRage wrote: Never seen one before. I'm not exactly sure what happened, but someone spawned a 1x1 singularity in escape, and then for some reason things got worse. Something to do with a friendly wizard? Ate a supermatter shard and another singularity.
> Be Engineer
> HEY HEY HEY ITS ME DA FRENDLY WEEZARD (Wizard dies like 3 minutes later)
> Fuck this, fuck everything, walk into escape, set RCD to glass & grille, and make a reinforced glass/grille tile on all sides of me
> Looks kinda cool
> Other bored engineers wander by and start decorating my containment with lockers, hazard tape, toolboxed, etc.
> They drag up the two escape emergency lockers and place them directly to my SE and SW, they then hide inside the lockers
> We form perfect symmetry, we are the trifecta
> An assistant walks up and RCD's my western window/grille down, immediately the two engineers jump into action and we beat him up, he gets the message and crawls away. BALANCE MUST BE MAINTAINED
> Eventually another assistant joins us and forms a 3rd locker directly above me, a miner replaced one of the engineers
> Super fucking bored
> So we begin to do stupid repetitive stuff, spamming the locker doors, im doing flips while shooting sparks from my RCD, miner is spamming her hardsuit helmet, the other engineer begins chanting and we remind ourselves of the balance which must be maintained.
> Ritual intensifies, the other 3 have now welded themselves into their lockers, we are all chanting IA IA STO'LIN GLV'S or something along those lines
> I begin to pray to the gods as I flip in the center of the ritual, that we have commenced the ritual, balance has been maintained, and that we seek their favor
> First nothing, then a cookie, blah
> RITUAL PEAKS, more flips, more sparks, flick my headlamp on and off, pray again to the gods informing them that three others have welded themselves into lockers around me, chanting around my containment, and that only a 1x1 singularity on me would be a sufficient boon to such an impressive ritual
> Lights begin to flicker around uh, we chant louder and louder
> ITS HAPPENING
> 1x1 singularity appears on me and gibs me, but doesn't grow or move
> Cheers from my cohorts, we have succeeded, they promptly remove the left side glass/grille and sacrifice themselves to our lord
> Our yelling on radio attracts some of our previous ritualists who also readily sacrifice themselves to the singularity
> Admins send in a "Nanotrasen technician" to repair the western glass/grille
> Someone else comes up and RCD's down the lower and western glass/grilles, sacrifices themselves
> A couple people who see all the gibs sprayed across escape walk too close and get gibbed (moving right next to it was almost a guarantee of death due to its pull at that range)
> A bored gang leader (MUH MULLIGAN forced admins to spawn actually interesting antags) guns down someone in escape and drags the corpse up to the singularity and they both get gibbed
> The nanotrasen technician returns but gets pulled while trying to RCD new walls up, GIBBED before the last wall finishes
> SO MUCH GIBS
> By this point every ghost is watching the singularity and cheering/reveling in its glory as more victims get gibbed out of curiosity
> Admins finally despawn our 1x1 singularity, BOOOOO
> BLAH BLAH GOLEM RUNE
> One of our ritualists, the ever-loyal Golem 787 heeds the call of Singuloth before any mere mortal, promptly ignores his master and grabs two bags of holding from RND
> He runs into the breach where the old singularity was and combined the BOH, GLORIOUS
> Deadchat is literally going crazy in enthusiasm
> Sing quickly grows and reaches its final form seen above, 787 gets banned but he is remembered as a martyr for the cause
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in which a rapidly expanding lawyer named Charles Barkley demands people to consent to sex (and also space itself has turned into a running eggman)
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tell the best admin how good he is
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A gang set up a dominator in engineering.
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I was the leader of that gang we lost but so did all the other gangs we had lots of people defending engineering though.
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Never give up! Trust your instincts!
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I was surprised sec slots kept being opened given how the HOS was reacting to the HOP, but it certainly created enough bodies to solve most problems.
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When in doubt, throw more men at it. One ofitser at a time.
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Thanks to Vekter for the screenshot. Some carpet called astral carpet was obtained, however when it's crowbared back up you get a stack of thirty instead of one. Two engineers and myself as an atmos tech proceed to carpet the station with help from many others.
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Neat.
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Haha that's amazing
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Looks like a space station.
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i'm just gonna post my joke that i put on github here
welcome to space-in-the-station 13, enjoy your stay
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