Hypothetical All-Star Command Team

[kevinz000]

Bottom post of the previous page:

Luke is a very..
Lets just say
EFFICIENT
HoS
As in, very quick to switch to more ... lets just say permanent .... ways of making someone stop committing crimes.

[IcePacks]

luke is unrobust and uneducated

[Cheimon]

How did this turn into a thread about bashing on specific players?

[Remie Richards]

How did this turn into a thread about bashing on specific players?

It was always that? just inverted.
"Here's 5 people I think are good, the rest of you are shit"

[IcePacks]

playing head (captain especially) puts you on a pedestal to be critiqued; most of /tg/station can't even begin to comprehend the subject of subjectivity

this is why getting the respect of the belligerent, rioting masses is so difficult

[ColonicAcid]

Scones tries to pretend they are a good captain and describes their perfect valid team. The thread.
You are a terrible captain. I will never forget the time you executed someone for using your toilet. What. Is. Wrong. With. You.
Or the time we had that shuttle and you were so anal about the bridge that the crew almost mutinied because you were a big snob.

I'm surprised I even got mentioned once. I can be a bit... harsh as HoS, although I do pride myself on the walls of mostly red text at the end of the round. And I actually use the goddamn implants.

this is because you're a terrible hos

Butthurt shitlers. Probably the best validation of my job as HoS.

ahahah alright fucking JLP junior calm your tits, if a shitter is calling you shit, it's not because they're butthurt, it's because you are a shitter.

[callanrockslol]

captain - me
everyone else - below me

just once

That happened, everyone mutinied and killed you while I made Fortress Cargonia and they smashed the entire place to the ground around me.

[Oldman Robustin]

I only notice people when they're massive fuckups, or if they consistently play a role for weeks and do a good job at it.

[oranges]

Thats why true powergamers randomname

[Timbrewolf]

This is why random names should be enforced, otherwise you have guys metaing hard like OP and the others.

Actually agree'ing with mosquitoman for once.

Oftentimes you fucklers group up with others not because they're particularly good at their jobs but because you know they're your friends and they wont stop you from being shit.

"Mattey Chum is the best HoP/my favorite HoP because he recognizes me and always gives me all access, and if Butte Buddi is the HoS even better, because he'll let me stroll into the armory and suit up without forcing me to be implanted!"

10/10 command staff guize

[TheNightingale]

I hate to break it to you, but this is a roleplaying game. And - shock, horror, oh the humanity - sometimes people roleplay.

[Timbrewolf]

I hate to break it to you, but this is a roleplaying game. And - shock, horror, oh the humanity - sometimes people roleplay.

Roleplaying = giving my friends all access and lasers every round

[DemonFiren]

That watermark, though.

[Malkevin]

Clearly this is why I'm the best player, because I hate everyone equally

[PKPenguin321]

>my character hasn't been mentioned

thank christ

[Shaps-cloud]

This is why random names should be enforced, otherwise you have guys metaing hard like OP and the others.

Actually agree'ing with mosquitoman for once.

Oftentimes you fucklers group up with others not because they're particularly good at their jobs but because you know they're your friends and they wont stop you from being shit.

"Mattey Chum is the best HoP/my favorite HoP because he recognizes me and always gives me all access, and if Butte Buddi is the HoS even better, because he'll let me stroll into the armory and suit up without forcing me to be implanted!"

10/10 command staff guize

Do you actually play here anymore or do you just stay to stir shit up

[Timbrewolf]

Do you actually play here anymore or do you just stay to stir shit up

Son that's been a legitimate criticism of this playerbase since before you ever begged your mom for a BYOND gold account.

[Atticat]

Millian MacTavish - HOS
Phoebe Lotsu - CMO
Caroline Prevatt - HOP
Orlando Faust - CE
Magni Bronzebeard - RD
Emily Ranger - Bodyguard

[DemonFiren]

Millian's the fat one, right?

[Atticat]

Millian is the cutest BBW on board

[DemonFiren]

Well, that's a narrow superlative.