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I actually for the life of me can't remember which server that was on.Might've been Bay.
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I actually for the life of me can't remember which server that was on.i am actually having the most difficult time imagining that roleplay of this depth actually happenedLovecraft wrote:This is a non-/tg/ story, to preface this.
>Start off as Head of Personnel, August Finster
>Traitor! Assassinate the Captain!
>Captain roleplays as an extremely old man, says he's bedridden and sick
>Has us hold a staff meeting around his bed as the CMO treats his imaginary disease (fatal but slow acting)
>Through wheezes and coughs explains that I'll be leading the charge while he commands in between naps
>I dismiss the heads except for the RD, who slipped some keywords during our meeting
>Agree to kill the other heads so long as he provides me an AI upload
>Work the good old Finster charm on each character, have a lowlit dinner with each before shooting them with my revolver
>Have the bodies dumped by some assistants whom I pay, and get the upload
>Standard insurance lawset, hail Finster, only do this simply to have the AI under my control
>Invite the RD for wine and victory steak, stab him with my parapen as we clink glasses
>The Captain, who was getting worse without his Medical aid, becones me in
>Wash up and attend his bedside, after saving some rounds for him
>"August...the time has come...come closer...."
>lean in
>"Closer...."
>lean in
>"August...I...thought you were smarter..."
>He rises and stabs me with a parapen
>Walks into the bathroom, walks out bald and in a new Cencom Uniform
>Cuffs me and explains as I wake how he's an undercover Centcom agent investigating my corruption
>Pieces together my murders
>Suddenly both eaten by Singulo
My only regret was not being able to finish the fucking round, it was 10/10 to that point.
Uhh, Yah ya do.Braindude wrote:you really really don't need to act like a cool kid by proclaiming you're high every time you are420goslingboy69 wrote:pax that was a really good story to read high and i want you to knowIcePacks wrote: Words
fuck
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
yeah this story checks out.IcePacks wrote: >shantae "give pax a sex change" bitchface shows up
>my gun is empty
>disarm her like a total badass
>shoot her with her own gun
>toss her in lum's infernal death machine
>DOUBLE KILL.
...
>go down to the brig to give shantae a sex change
>give shantae a sex change
i could've mentioned i spaced her newly-penis-having corpse but i didn'tPreamble wrote:yeah this story checks out.IcePacks wrote: >shantae "give pax a sex change" bitchface shows up
>my gun is empty
>disarm her like a total badass
>shoot her with her own gun
>toss her in lum's infernal death machine
>DOUBLE KILL.
...
>go down to the brig to give shantae a sex change
>give shantae a sex change
Wow that was a pretty dickish Borg right there... Not excusing your earlier behaviour though.allura wrote: >this whole time there's been an engi borg who's been a fucking shitler the whole game, calling me an idiot, etc
>roboticist takes me, asks me what i wanna be named, i say Lolita because my human name is Dolores Haze and it makes sense
>they're super friendly, they brain me and everything
>the fucking borg walks in and starts beating me with a fire extinguisher nonstop and when i ask it to stop it says "brains arent human"
>roboticist joins in and wont stop either
>roboticist puts me in body and names me Shitdick Assfuck
A human brain isn't a human, its a brain, in an MMI its a brain that can communicate, its basically incapable of being harmed from a game standpoint without applying acid/bombs/singularity/oven to it.peoplearestrange wrote:Wow that was a pretty dickish Borg right there... Not excusing your earlier behaviour though.allura wrote: >this whole time there's been an engi borg who's been a fucking shitler the whole game, calling me an idiot, etc
>roboticist takes me, asks me what i wanna be named, i say Lolita because my human name is Dolores Haze and it makes sense
>they're super friendly, they brain me and everything
>the fucking borg walks in and starts beating me with a fire extinguisher nonstop and when i ask it to stop it says "brains arent human"
>roboticist joins in and wont stop either
>roboticist puts me in body and names me Shitdick Assfuck
Still I would say a brain is still a Human Brain therefore human. Only not human once shoved in a borg.
i dont see what was wrong with my behaviorpeoplearestrange wrote:Wow that was a pretty dickish Borg right there... Not excusing your earlier behaviour though.allura wrote: >this whole time there's been an engi borg who's been a fucking shitler the whole game, calling me an idiot, etc
>roboticist takes me, asks me what i wanna be named, i say Lolita because my human name is Dolores Haze and it makes sense
>they're super friendly, they brain me and everything
>the fucking borg walks in and starts beating me with a fire extinguisher nonstop and when i ask it to stop it says "brains arent human"
>roboticist joins in and wont stop either
>roboticist puts me in body and names me Shitdick Assfuck
Still I would say a brain is still a Human Brain therefore human. Only not human once shoved in a borg.
?dionysus24779 wrote:(...)
> Don't have the name of the ling who killed me anymore
(...)
> Rest of the shift the green light silently illuminates the room... a player waiting to be cloned, having the name of the ling who murdered him.
(...)
Yes, you're right I forgot to mention that, I managed to get someone to lend me their PDA to look up the proper name of the ling. (my own PDA was stolen of course.)Kot wrote:?dionysus24779 wrote:(...)
> Don't have the name of the ling who killed me anymore
(...)
> Rest of the shift the green light silently illuminates the room... a player waiting to be cloned, having the name of the ling who murdered him.
(...)
That whole story is basically why I stopped playing CMO and why I started playing almost exclusively borgs. Meatbags a shit.dionysus24779 wrote:Yes, you're right I forgot to mention that, I managed to get someone to lend me their PDA to look up the proper name of the ling. (my own PDA was stolen of course.)Kot wrote:?dionysus24779 wrote:(...)
> Don't have the name of the ling who killed me anymore
(...)
> Rest of the shift the green light silently illuminates the room... a player waiting to be cloned, having the name of the ling who murdered him.
(...)
fuck youbandit wrote: >Roll something I don't want
>Fuck this, suicide
I wonder who has a bigger notes section you or meIcePacks wrote: >admins: that was fucking stupid
>me: i agree
>ban
Even the most well behaved players will have a wall of notes to be used against them after a year or so. Notes never get cleared.Lovecraft wrote:I wonder who has a bigger notes section you or meIcePacks wrote: >admins: that was fucking stupid
>me: i agree
>ban
I've had mine's sized used against me before
Call the security next time.Swagile wrote:>spawn as MD
>don my usual gear
>setup cryo
>botanist broke into chemistry
>"im a chemist :^)"
>examine him, no he is not
>spam all the walls outside of chemistry
>bottom left wall is a false wall
>manage to disarm push him and then table him
>take his botanist id
>starts toolboxing me over it
>run to medbay, comms are down so i can't call for help
>keep getting toolboxed till I extinguish him back a few times
>ko's me in one lucky hit, RNG hated me that time
>proceeds to crit me and then drags me to escape
>md saves me
>md decides to, while im in crit, steal my backpack and everything in my pocket to search for botanist id
>finally revives me only to put me in a straightjacket
>drags me to sec instead of listening to me
>detective thinks i deserved crit
>finally convince them to let me go
>the wizard has failed!
my entire round.
i regret giving that botanist a chance.
Wesdo wrote:Call the security next time.Swagile wrote:>spawn as MD
>don my usual gear
>setup cryo
>botanist broke into chemistry
>"im a chemist :^)"
>examine him, no he is not
>spam all the walls outside of chemistry
>bottom left wall is a false wall
>manage to disarm push him and then table him
>take his botanist id
>starts toolboxing me over it
>run to medbay, comms are down so i can't call for help
>keep getting toolboxed till I extinguish him back a few times
>ko's me in one lucky hit, RNG hated me that time
>proceeds to crit me and then drags me to escape
>md saves me
>md decides to, while im in crit, steal my backpack and everything in my pocket to search for botanist id
>finally revives me only to put me in a straightjacket
>drags me to sec instead of listening to me
>detective thinks i deserved crit
>finally convince them to let me go
>the wizard has failed!
my entire round.
i regret giving that botanist a chance.
Lesson learned?
read first please.>run to medbay, comms are down so i can't call for help
I don't know what it is but the recent crop of roboticists have been really really terrible. Like, "Imma go fight the wizard in MY RIPLEY" terrible. If I had an antag token for every time a roboticist stabbed me with a screw driver to change my battery at roundstart, I'd never be a non-antag again.dionysus24779 wrote:snip
This is true, I dunno if we have like an influx of new players I'm not aware of or something, but competence seems to be at an all time low.cedarbridge wrote:I don't know what it is but the recent crop of roboticists have been really really terrible. Like, "Imma go fight the wizard in MY RIPLEY" terrible. If I had an antag token for every time a roboticist stabbed me with a screw driver to change my battery at roundstart, I'd never be a non-antag again.dionysus24779 wrote:snip
You call that NSFW? Huehuehuehuehuelooping wrote:>On Artyom
>Been enjoying some p'cool rounds
>Round about to end, population is dying down now
>OOC suddenly goes active
>OOC: C4g: okay i just spent a couple hours making this and i already regret it http://i.imgur.com/gtxB8Me.jpg
>Open up link and it's heretical nsfw xenos
>Innocence dead, close artyom, vow to never go on it again
>>OOC: C4g: also its cross eyed 3d so you can make it come out of the screen at you
>>>OOC: C4g: for realism
>>>>>>Post here
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I now have nightmares about people in xenosuits erping in the dorms while playing ss13
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sjw artyom erp serber
Unfortunately a lot of players have the mindset that's Borgs aren't important so they overlook them. On top of that you'd be amazed how many people don't know how to revive a Borg or even decon. You just sometimes have days with people who aren't good at their job. That being said I logged into Sybil the other day as robo and my computer restarted while I was naming an MMIs Borg for him. I felt awful but shit happens. There are a lot of amazing roboticists on our server however.dionysus24779 wrote:It was a busy day so I only had the chance to play 2 rounds from like 0:30 to 2:00 or whatever, so I was sacrificing sleep to play a bit of spessman...
First round:
> Latejoin
> Walk to Robotics
> Get debrained...
> Robo goes braindead...
> Be stuck on table out of sight for like 15 minutes...
> Eventually HoP shows up, I get borged
> No AI or other borgs, nobody able to tell me what the fuck is going on
> Be Borg
> Be Secborg
> Get abused by Assistants with silly Law 2 Orders
> Finally get called away to be backup
> Traitor has flash and esword, kills me
> Get dragged back to Robotics
...
> Wait...
> Wait some more...
> Wait...
> Wait...
> Eventually Roboticist borgs someone else first...
> Wait...
> Wait...
> Eventually Roboticist goes braindead...
> Wait...
> Wait...
> Wait...
> Eventually RD borgs someone else first...
> Wait...
> Wait...
> Wait...
> Wait...
> Eventually RD builds a Mech...
> Wait...
> Wait...
> Wait...
> WAIT...
> WAIT.............
> AFTER OVER 40 FUCKING MINUTES I'M FED UP AND WRITE AN A-HELP ABOUT IT... and no I'm not exaggerating, I wish I was...
> Get no answer... of fucking course... 3 Admins on...
> WAIT....
> WAIT...
> Wait...
> WRITE ANOTHER FUCKING AHELP
> OF FUCKKKKKIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGG COURSE NO ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Waiting for nearly an hour by now for the RD or someone to take the 10 seconds it would take to revive me...
> WAIT FUCKING MORE
> WAIT MORE
> WAIT MORE
> WRITE THE FUCK FUCKERY FUCKING THIRD AHELP
> Finally get an answer about how it's "discussed how to bring me back"... 70 minutes at this point, but who's seriously counting anymore. Also funny how I can think of a dozen ways instantly to bring me back... like... bringing me back.
> WAIT MORE...
> WAIT MORE...
> After over an hour I finally do get revived, and instantly emagged.
> So sad RD is braindead by now
> Master orders me to help sec subdue some prisoners that riot... dunno why...
> By this point it's like 2:03 in my country and I'm sleepy and sloppy and reveal my laser by accident
> Get promptly killed sadly...
> Eventually get revived again tho.
> Eventually get killed again because I'm fucking tired and borgs have such exploitable weaknesses.
> Just... way too tired to even care anymore.
At least I got to have some antag action, though waiting for over an hour to get revived when your borg body sits in the Roboticist office with Roboticists and RD fucking around giving everything a higher priority then taking a few seconds to print the damn board, weld the shell a bit and plug it in?... if I had a say here I would jobban these people.
ExplosiveCrate wrote:Ripleys are completely useless for mining, though. You'd be better off trying to convince cargo and security to order shotguns for the miners.
Kind should expect the mining hard suit to add that protection.Steelpoint wrote:Your better off asking the HoS/Sec for a Security Jumpsuit for the Miners and one of the Riot Shotguns. The added 10% Brute protection the Sec Jumpsuit gives goes a long way in helping a miner survive the initial encounters.
He said "jumpsuit" not "hardsuit"peoplearestrange wrote:Kind should expect the mining hard suit to add that protection.Steelpoint wrote:Your better off asking the HoS/Sec for a Security Jumpsuit for the Miners and one of the Riot Shotguns. The added 10% Brute protection the Sec Jumpsuit gives goes a long way in helping a miner survive the initial encounters.
But personally, currently I don't think mining is balanced well.
Sure I realise that, but as miners always wear a hardsuit when mining, surely a buff to brute resistance could be added to the hardsuit to act in place of going through the hassle of trying to get a sec jumpsuit?cedarbridge wrote:He said "jumpsuit" not "hardsuit"peoplearestrange wrote:Kind should expect the mining hard suit to add that protection.Steelpoint wrote:Your better off asking the HoS/Sec for a Security Jumpsuit for the Miners and one of the Riot Shotguns. The added 10% Brute protection the Sec Jumpsuit gives goes a long way in helping a miner survive the initial encounters.
But personally, currently I don't think mining is balanced well.
But even if the hardsuits got a buff, miners would still probably go do that because it's more brute resistance.peoplearestrange wrote:Sure I realise that, but as miners always wear a hardsuit when mining, surely a buff to brute resistance could be added to the hardsuit to act in place of going through the hassle of trying to get a sec jumpsuit?cedarbridge wrote:He said "jumpsuit" not "hardsuit"peoplearestrange wrote:Kind should expect the mining hard suit to add that protection.Steelpoint wrote:Your better off asking the HoS/Sec for a Security Jumpsuit for the Miners and one of the Riot Shotguns. The added 10% Brute protection the Sec Jumpsuit gives goes a long way in helping a miner survive the initial encounters.
But personally, currently I don't think mining is balanced well.
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