Notes for knaive: [+]
17-Dec-2013 | One of the server's most popular players according to
http://www.ss13.eu/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2520 ~ikarrus [-]
17-Dec-2013 | Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked... Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/ First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. ~ikarrus [-]
02-Apr-2014 | Banned for 0 minutes -
http://puu.sh/7TgmJ.png -- (TL;DR requested perma. Anyone should lift this if asked) ~pandarsenic [-]
Notes for isane: [+]
18-Apr-2013 | Random cutting of wires as a non antag- has been warned against doing this again as a non antag role and told next time a ban will be applied (wires were random wires in maint power grid) ~hbk2006 [-]
29-May-2013 | Known to metafriend with Sonia Aronkoth ~brotemis [-]
29-May-2013 | Griefed the HOP and attempted to break into his office, then stunned and cuffed the HOP when he left his office and left him bucklecuffed in arrivals. ~brotemis [-]
30-May-2013 | Warned to cut back on metagaming/powergaming as HOP. This is the second time. First time was for using codewords as a nontraitor hop to try and out other traitors. ~brotemis [-]
30-May-2013 | Appearance banned - Giving Sonia Aronkoth(ReploidGodX) access they shouldn't have at roundstart over the course of many, many rounds without a single word or PDA message being shared between the two. ~pickleinspector [-]
01-Jun-2013 | Executed about three people when stun weaponry was available. Toes the line between valid hunting, powergaming, bannable metafriending, and being a dick. ~pickleinspector [-]
05-Jun-2013 | Banned - Ic in ooc ~tsaricide [-]
07-Jun-2013 | Warned Isane about sending disposals to places that people would die and not be able to escape. next time its a bann ~tsaricide [-]
10-Jun-2013 | Banned - ic in ooc ~tsaricide [-]
11-Jun-2013 | Banned - Killed and spaced Scotty for shooting her once with a laser after she whipped him. ~pickleinspector [-]
12-Jun-2013 | IC in OOC ~pickleinspector [-]
26-Jun-2013 | Banned from Quartermaster - Stole guns as a cargo tech, attacked/aided in murdering an officer when he permad them for harboring a traitor/stealing guns. ~cdb [-]
26-Jun-2013 | Banned from Cargo Technician - Stole guns as a cargo tech, attacked/aided in murdering an officer when he permad them for harboring a traitor/stealing guns ~cdb [-]
01-Jul-2013 | 26-May-2013 | Last time I'm putting a note before a jobban. More powergaming as HOP, yellow gloves, rushing the AI upload apparently. ~brotemis ~pickleinspector [-]
Notes for alzam: [+]
27-May-2014 | Warned about abusing shitty byond mechanics: stacked a huge pile of ambrosia and robbed people when they right clicked it. They were traitor, however. ~creationpro [-]
Notes for nexendia: [+]
06-Nov-2013 | Banned from pAI, AI, Cyborg - Used lethal lasers on a Wizard as an Asimov AI. ~subtlegraces [-]
13-Nov-2013 | Banned from cultist - Gave up the other cultists to the captain because he doesn't like playing as cult. ~intigracy [-]
13-Nov-2013 | Banned for 1440 minutes - Gave up the other cultists to the captain because he doesn't like playing as cult. ~intigracy [-]
24-Nov-2013 | Shitter. Uses IED'S to break into atmos and then hacks in, just to steal the hardsuit. Seeks out the syndie shuttle during nuke as well ~brotemis [-]
25-Jan-2014 | [REDACTED]
Notes for rg4ordr: [+]
16-Feb-2014 | Doesn't know how to listen to admins ~hornygranny [-]
28-Feb-2014 | Warned for use of excessive force that resulted in a murder. ~laharlmontgommery [-]
02-Mar-2014 | Banned for 15 minutes - IC In OOC ~rockdtben [-]
09-Mar-2014 | Banned for 1440 minutes - OOC: RG4ORDR: Malf and emags what the fuck is this bullshit ~ikarrus [-]
16-Mar-2014 | Banned from Captain, Head of Personnel, Head of Security, Chief Engineer, Research Director, Chief Medical Officer - Logged out at roundstart as RD. Please explain yourself on the forums to lift this ban. ~jordie0608 [-]
25-Mar-2014 | Warned for lasering a person because he thought he was a revolutionary, later reviving him in the permabrig. ~nerolat [-]
24-Jun-2014 | Banned for 1 minutes - rekt ~mrstonedone [-]
24-Jun-2014 | Warned for breaking windows in escape and ahelping when arrested by sec ~jordie0608 [-]
25-Jun-2014 | Suicided 3 seconds after roundstart as HoP. Remained on the server until questioned, then abruptly logged off after a single reply. UNBANNED AND WARNED. ~stickymayhem [-]
29-Jun-2014 | Banned from Research Director, Scientist, Geneticist, Roboticist - Assaulted Cargo with a Durand as the RD because one of the cargo techs was making threats over the request console. Multiple people died. ~exalted12 [-]
29-Jun-2014 | Banned for 1440 minutes - Assaulted Cargo with a Durand as the RD because one of the cargo techs was making threats over the request console. Multiple people died ~exalted12 [-]
02-Jul-2014 | Banned for 30 minutes - Infected himself as a shaft miner and began breaking maintenance windows to give the larva a good spot to grow. Was warned and then immediately continued smashing windows into space. ~stickymayhem [-]
Notes for cassord: [+]
20-Aug-2013 | Shooting people with Space Drugs ~mrglasses91 [-]
20-Aug-2013 | Banned from Chemist - Shooting people with syringes full of mutagen as a non-antag. ~mrglasses91 [-]
20-Aug-2013 | The above ban is a slap on the wrist, the reason for shooting people was: "I was bored". ~mrglasses91 [-]
06-Jun-2014 | Warned for killing a chemist that was spacewalking without taking damage, because he thought them to be a changeling. ~leibniz [-]
Notes for bigjamminjim: [+]
12-Feb-2013 | Observed - making endless disposal loops as a nonantag CE. ~alien219 [-]
30-Jan-2014 | Made another endless loop thing in atmos as nonantag atmos tech. ~gamarr [-]
13-Apr-2014 | Banned for 2880 minutes - Murdered crew with a floortile launching disposals loop during Nuke; "To kill the operatives" ~subtlegraces [-]
13-Apr-2014 | Banned from Chief Engineer, Station Engineer, Atmospheric Technician - Building dangerous disposal loops, again. ~subtlegraces [-]
27-May-2014 | Has one free any antag token. ~bluespace [-]
Notes for thanatosra: [+]
Clean