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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by AnonymousNow » #334800

Bottom post of the previous page:

>Get to play as a Nightmare
>Get assigned to spread darkness and horror
>I do this by randomly popping up in places and knocking out all the lights in maintenance
>Wordless validhunter type, a warden out of his brig,
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(why do people call for clowns with alternate shoes and mimes who speak in dire situations to be lynched, but not wardens out of their brigs pretending to be real officers?)
has been hunting me all this time
>Decide I'm finally going to stop him
>I see his light going down the corridor
>Get ready to approach

>Game shits itself harder than a fucking elephant on a ton of laxatives
>It lasts two seconds, but that's enough
>By the time it finishes, I've teleported halfway up the corridor directly into the lightsource held by the warden, disorientated
>Immediately step back to get back into the darkness and jaunt, but the warden was already holding his taser
>I get stunned, in the light, and he immediately whips out a compact combat shotgun with lethal ammunition (why did this leave the brig?)
>It feels like the stun is lasting a yawningly aching chasm of time as he calmly shoots me twice
>Takes me to the chapel, declares me to be a changeling (?) and has me incinerated on his own authority (???)
>Continues to prowl the areas I made dark, as if I'm going to appear again for some reason

MC had been bricking itself all night, and I'd been fighting lagspikes like that for every round - but I really didn't expect it to happen then, and I lost my first, and probably last for a loooooooong time, chance of playing this interesting role.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #334809

hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by CPTANT » #334819

DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms
Only on Highpop, on lowpop there is a good chance you are the only security anyway.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by cedarbridge » #335464

DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms
If I check contents on a warden and find a shotgun with lethals I can be 100% its a shitty warden.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by BeeSting12 » #335465

cedarbridge wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms
If I check contents on a warden and find a shotgun with lethals I can be 100% its a shitty warden.
wardens spawn with a shotgun loaded with lethals
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #335496

DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens are cancer
FTFY

pretty sure we've had more warden complaints/jobbans/everything than everything else combined
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by AnonymousNow » #336380

>Bubblegum can't be mind-transferred to
>Ash drakes can't be mind-transferred to
>Chaplain can't make anything out of runed metal
>In fact, no non-cultist can make anything out of runed metal
>Shades die in one laser shot
>Found all this out in one non-round

:|
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Slignerd » #336884

>Be a drone
>Set up a triple pod autocloner in Medbay lobby, chem dispenser in Botany and Chemistry, upgrade machinery, regularly clean the entire station with space cleaner and collect trash.
>But then, after a long time of being pretty much maxed, R&D goes down in a fire
>Go through effort to collect the boards and make a new one
>Salvage a couple of mineral floors from a single hallway to get minerals for the new R&D, as the old minerals were lost in the fire
>That's enough reason for worthless tin can of a borg and ligger warden to blow all drones and actively blow all new ones.
>Was never able to make the shuttle autocloner like I planned.

Why does security and silicons attract the worst scum? They made what would otherwise be one of my best drone rounds into one of the worst.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by calzilla1 » #336928

You mean slilicon and lizards.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by bandit » #338144

[21:16:03]ACCESS: Mob Login: Bgobandit/(Bgobandit) was assigned to a /mob/dead/new_player
[21:17:03]ATTACK: Sid Schaefer(ihatebeingpoor) shot Clown(bgobandit) with The electrode (NEWHP: 100) (126,129,2)
Arrested by shitcurity literally one minute after joining the round -- not even leaving the arrivals shuttle, joining the round. This is the entirety of my interactions with this officer before arrest, yet they said I disarmed them, and arrested me over that.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Screemonster » #338251

bandit wrote:
[21:16:03]ACCESS: Mob Login: Bgobandit/(Bgobandit) was assigned to a /mob/dead/new_player
[21:17:03]ATTACK: Sid Schaefer(ihatebeingpoor) shot Clown(bgobandit) with The electrode (NEWHP: 100) (126,129,2)
Arrested by shitcurity literally one minute after joining the round -- not even leaving the arrivals shuttle, joining the round. This is the entirety of my interactions with this officer before arrest, yet they said I disarmed them, and arrested me over that.
secban when
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by MrAlphonzo » #339807

>Chaplain
>Do chaplain things
>Cult gets called out really early
>Suit up at the brig and get some deconversions in
>Look through every single nook and cranny of maintenance
>Find a base in engineering
>Get in a fight with four cultists
>Lose them, call for back up, start kicking ass again
>Fight starts up again
>Back up arrives, the HoS and one officer
>Four cultists running around fully clad in brass armor
>They arrest me
>The chaplain
>There are literally cultists fully clad in bronze armor standing right next to them while I'm being arrested
>The cultists freeze up in shock, as this is a prime opportunity for the cult to guarantee victory, but the retardation is just so overwhelming they can't help but stare for a moment
>HOS and the officer go down, I escape handcuffed
>A fucking hulk smashes his way into the station and frees me from my restraints
>Grab my null rod and get back to fighting with seemingly the only competent officer
>Seemingly
>One of the cultists is very robust, robust meaning "smart enough to use the stun immunity spell", and the fight is actually entertaining for all of the 5 seconds that it lasted
>The other officer shot a welding tank
>I blow up, am knocked unconcious and set on fire

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by AnonymousNow » #340009

Security: Antagonists in Every Round.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Paul » #340365

>be me
>playing as a scientist building bombs in toxins
>too lazy to put on a remote signaler with a new frequency
>added timer, set it to ten seconds
>went over to the launch room
>started timer
>went over to the mass driver to place it down
>slipped because of pressure differences
>blew up
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by CitrusGender » #340409

>late at night
>greytiding
>break into captain's office with JAN MICHAEL VINCENT as captain
>captain finds out, don't think much of it. Just messing around with him
>escape capture a few times, captain is persistent though
>keep getting spotted, captain keeps coming after me
>captain finally gets me
>"CONGRADULATIONS"
>captain takes me to brig, takes a sharp turn towards execution
>oh no
>oh god no
>this isn't death, this is a fate worse than death
>captain cuts off all my limbs
>unable to move, he leaves me as the little stump I am
>mime friend comes by, fixes me up like the bro he is and gives me limbs
>owe the mime my life
>just get out of surgery, attempting to gather stuff to get back at captain
>captain sees me leaving virology, too slow due to hunger and virosuit I used as a disguise
>get captured
>get only my legs chopped off this time
>captain is persistent, makes a law saying "GIVING IAN SMITH LEGS IS CONSIDERED HUMAN HARM"
>borg almost puts my legs on but then stops due to that law
>jesus FUCK
>have to do this underground
>mimebro finds me again, takes me to the theater
>walk him through ghetto surgery, long ass process takes awhile but we manage to get it done in the back of maitenance
>FINALLY GET SOME NEW LEGS
>extremely hungry with damaged legs, need mime to walk me around
>attempt to get new identity, captain finds me but doesn't know it's me since I changed my hair style and I have a mask on
>become new greytide
>gear up, get aids syringe to get captain
>by now an hour has passed and the captain seems to have lost interest with me
>geared up, ready to attack captain
>round ends before I can kill him
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #340414

stupid game
stupid prize
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by CitrusGender » #340416

DemonFiren wrote:stupid game
stupid prize
oh yeah everything that was done to me was justified

I'm just mad I couldn't get revenge
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Qbmax32 » #340461

>be assistant
>get fucked
>cry












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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by huehuehue » #341078

>be HoP
>have my ID stolen almost every single time because i'm unrobust and they move fast and i leave it in there when processing ids because i have a custom id loaded
>wonder why the fuck they don't change their access instead of outright stealing my id
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Reece » #341084

huehuehue wrote:>be HoP
>have my ID stolen almost every single time because i'm unrobust and they move fast and i leave it in there when processing ids because i have a custom id loaded
>wonder why the fuck they don't change their access instead of outright stealing my id
Because Harold is a fuck that should be roundstart valid.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Qbopper » #341085

huehuehue wrote:>be HoP
>have my ID stolen almost every single time because i'm unrobust and they move fast and i leave it in there when processing ids because i have a custom id loaded
>wonder why the fuck they don't change their access instead of outright stealing my id
faster to take an id out, grab it, and open the door than it is to take their id out, slot it in, press captain, and then take their id out and leave
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by AnonymousNow » #341107

Qbopper wrote:
huehuehue wrote:>be HoP
>have my ID stolen almost every single time because i'm unrobust and they move fast and i leave it in there when processing ids because i have a custom id loaded
>wonder why the fuck they don't change their access instead of outright stealing my id
faster to take an id out, grab it, and open the door than it is to take their id out, slot it in, press captain, and then take their id out and leave
And speed means life; if the HoP catches you and you can't sax out, you could very easily be dead.

EDIT: Got me a story.

>Observe to do some writing for next campaign
>Xenobiology is making things sentient, so why not
>Land a Magicarp
>WITH HEALING BOLTS
>Heal the whole station
>Go for a walk outside
>Run into a grille which is somehow connected to power (?)
>Die in one shot.
>Graphical glitch means I still look alive.
>Will never be found by chaos magicarp brother who could revive me
>Wouldn't think to heal me, anyway.

Damn it.

EDIT EDIT: Another.

>Have a round as a traitor
>Hijack the shuttle objective
>In xenobiology
>Amass a massive collection of active golem shells. 30, easily
>And 300 golem mutation toxin tablets for rerolling material type
>Literally two golems spawn.
>Deadchat is buzzing when I get killed.

Why do people not like golems?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by huehuehue » #343101

i got another one
>assistant
>suddenly clown invasion
>beat up multiple clowns, get critted once and then revived to beat up some more honkers
>is scouring the station for more clowns
>EGGS DEE BLOOSPAEC BNNANN XD
>stuck in wall
>goes into space between ai upload chamber
>puts on mask and connects tank
>doesn't die from space chill for whatever reason
>k, that's weird, now to get back in
>begins breaking window
>another dude comes along and tries to help
>EGGS DEE SHOCC DMAGE
>move on to another window
>sec officer passes by
>sees me
>opens fire
>after i say something else, he changes his mind
>opens up the window
>suction pulls items in
>EGGS DEE NUTHER BLOOSPAEC BNNAN
>pops into ai upload chamber
>endless stun from turrets
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by AnonymousNow » #344028

>Observe round
>Admin is doing some things, asking someone if they want to be a crab
>Jokingly say that I'd like to be a lightgeist
>Come back after five minutes away to find that I DID get turned into a lightgeist
>Say thanks in a prayer
>You hear a voice in your head... i remember your forum post, enjoy
>Get immediately killed
>[Common] Jake Northey says, "I killed the fucker"
>This guy had only been on my radar for the last few hours, at all, but he'd been a pain in the arse every round
>Crappy captain trying to pick fights with the RD over nonexistent slights
>Shuttlerushing when the engine blew because we didn't have power (spoilers: we had power)
>Greytiding
>Now this.

I got another go at it, since I lived for all of two minutes the first time, and I did see Jake through a window in security desperately scrabbling to valid me. He got arrested for something - don't know what - but he immediately went braindead. That kind of player. Worked out okay in the end as I got a second crack at it, but I do wonder where people like that came from.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #344029

they come from a lack of saegrimr
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DiamondSentinel » #344053

AnonymousNow wrote:>Crappy captain trying to pick fights with the RD over nonexistent slights
So you mean every round ever? :lol:
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by BeeSting12 » #344057

AnonymousNow wrote:>Observe round
>Admin is doing some things, asking someone if they want to be a crab
>Jokingly say that I'd like to be a lightgeist
>Come back after five minutes away to find that I DID get turned into a lightgeist
>Say thanks in a prayer
>You hear a voice in your head... i remember your forum post, enjoy
>Get immediately killed
>[Common] Jake Northey says, "I killed the fucker"
>This guy had only been on my radar for the last few hours, at all, but he'd been a pain in the arse every round
>Crappy captain trying to pick fights with the RD over nonexistent slights
>Shuttlerushing when the engine blew because we didn't have power (spoilers: we had power)
>Greytiding
>Now this.

I got another go at it, since I lived for all of two minutes the first time, and I did see Jake through a window in security desperately scrabbling to valid me. He got arrested for something - don't know what - but he immediately went braindead. That kind of player. Worked out okay in the end as I got a second crack at it, but I do wonder where people like that came from.
funny story, first time i played colonial marines this guy was in the attachments line as a doctor. (for reference attachments are super important for marines but NOT DOCTORS)

anyways so he keeps shoving people and pushing in line so i beat the crap out of him with rods. (baymed so he was pretty bad off) MP comes up and asks what the heck happened and the whole line backs me up and says i dindu nuffin, he got arrested and i never saw him again as i got brutally murdered planetside.

he did the exact same thing next round
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #344172

you're an admin
fucking rule 1 this guy
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by huehuehue » #344188

DemonFiren wrote:you're an admin
fucking rule 1 this guy
an admin on tg
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #344208

as a non-hostile admin-spawned entity isnt it rule 1 griefing to kill you with that recent policy?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #344246

i'm gonna find out the addresses of all /tg/ admins
and i'm gonna send each and every one of them a "what would saegrimr do" bracelet
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by BeeSting12 » #344249

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:as a non-hostile admin-spawned entity isnt it rule 1 griefing to kill you with that recent policy?
Yeah, if I see him do that I'd ban him.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Neuroplasty » #345494

>Be golem (Thanks Dr. Cobb)
>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
>Some weirdo in a bunny suit runs in and opens up the experimentation chamber
>Spams gold slime + blood reactions but doesn't close the doors or turn on the forcefield
>Stampede of mobs every few minutes smashing windows and letting loose 9+ starving slimes per cage ruined
>Tell weirdo to fuck off but they don't seem to know how to hear or speak
>go down to the forcefield as they're about to make another batch of anal torture
>sentient headslug is dancing around in ecstasy of winning the ghost role lottery
>He runs into the forcefield right as I turn it on
>Gibbed
>Tfw I have no face

Also the headslug came back as a golem and called me various unique versions of "Cock Eater" in a blind rage and after five minutes of refused apologies I gave up and told him to cry me a river as he left
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by huehuehue » #345503

Neuroplasty wrote:>Be golem (Thanks Dr. Cobb)
>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
>Some weirdo in a bunny suit runs in and opens up the experimentation chamber
>Spams gold slime + blood reactions but doesn't close the doors or turn on the forcefield
>Stampede of mobs every few minutes smashing windows and letting loose 9+ starving slimes per cage ruined
>Tell weirdo to fuck off but they don't seem to know how to hear or speak
>go down to the forcefield as they're about to make another batch of anal torture
>sentient headslug is dancing around in ecstasy of winning the ghost role lottery
>He runs into the forcefield right as I turn it on
>Gibbed
>Tfw I have no face

Also the headslug came back as a golem and called me various unique versions of "Cock Eater" in a blind rage and after five minutes of refused apologies I gave up and told him to cry me a river as he left
Neuroplasty wrote:>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
Neuroplasty wrote:since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DiamondSentinel » #345510

Neuroplasty wrote:>Be golem (Thanks Dr. Cobb)
>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
>Some weirdo in a bunny suit runs in and opens up the experimentation chamber
>Spams gold slime + blood reactions but doesn't close the doors or turn on the forcefield
>Stampede of mobs every few minutes smashing windows and letting loose 9+ starving slimes per cage ruined
>Tell weirdo to fuck off but they don't seem to know how to hear or speak
>go down to the forcefield as they're about to make another batch of anal torture
>sentient headslug is dancing around in ecstasy of winning the ghost role lottery
>He runs into the forcefield right as I turn it on
>Gibbed
>Tfw I have no face

Also the headslug came back as a golem and called me various unique versions of "Cock Eater" in a blind rage and after five minutes of refused apologies I gave up and told him to cry me a river as he left
I love how golems can become lings with headslugs and rainbow slimes. I had no idea that was an actual thing until last night when I made a whole bunch of golems (naturally the spectators chose the Uranium ones that nearly killed me) and tested it there.

But yeah, that sucks.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by AnonymousNow » #345524

huehuehue wrote:
Neuroplasty wrote:>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
Neuroplasty wrote:since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
:thinking:
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by killerx09 » #345970

Yogstation server.

"An extremely expansionistic species of vine. These are vine eating flowering CO2 consuming thorny flowering toxic CO2 consuming vine eating aggressive spreading hardened nitrogen consuming fire proof oxygen consuming explosive vines."

Whilst practicing in the seed vault, I decided to practice making max potential kudzu on lavaland. The conclusion? It spreaded everywhere, crashed the server requiring a hard-restart from the Host, and now we're in the process of removing Kudzu planting entirely from our codebase.

Aw, fuck.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by huehuehue » #345973

killerx09 wrote:Yogstation server.

"An extremely expansionistic species of vine. These are vine eating flowering CO2 consuming thorny flowering toxic CO2 consuming vine eating aggressive spreading hardened nitrogen consuming fire proof oxygen consuming explosive vines."

Whilst practicing in the seed vault, I decided to practice making max potential kudzu on lavaland. The conclusion? It spreaded everywhere, crashed the server requiring a hard-restart from the Host, and now we're in the process of removing Kudzu planting entirely from our codebase.

Aw, fuck.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by huehuehue » #347018

heres a sad story




i almost never become an antag or something special at roundstart
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Deitus » #347753

technically these went in my favor but goddamn if this guy doesnt piss me off

>in hydro
>were early calls of cult but were quickly disproved with mime having a stando
>shitface mcscientist comes up
>breaks into hydro through window
>"WENEEDHOLYMELONSTODEALWITHTHECULT"
>dude its not even cult, get out
>"WHAT ARE YOU CULT?!!"
>no, there is no cult
>"THEN WHY WONT YOU MAKE MELONS YOU'RE CULT"
>starts attacking me
>slip n' cuffs
>toss him down disposals while he screams over comms about how i'm "FOR SURE CULT SEC TO HYDRO"

different round

>spend another round chillin in hydro
>get chem access for some dank mutagen
>shitface mcscientist at the door yelling at chemists that he needs mutagen
>chemist gives him a large beakerful while i make a bunch of bottles of it myself
>NOT EVEN 20 seconds later he's back and asking for more
>chemist is confused but gives it to him
>again, literally not even 20 seconds later and he's back with the empty beaker asking for more
>chemist is getting pissed
>i leave with my chem bag full of mutagen bottles and head over to hydro while chemist gives another refill
>as i set up here comes shitface mcscientist charging in
>rapid-fire dumps the entire beaker on one ambrosia
>like not even pausing AT ALL
>spots my stack of mutagen and starts grabbing a bunch to dump
>dude you're not even doing it right, get your own mutagen
>"I NEED IT FOR AMBROSIA FUCK OFF"
>continues taking my mutagen
>slip n' cuffs
>start to warn him again not to take my shit
>"JONATHAN TALIST KIDNAPPING ME HYDRO SEC TO HYDRO"
>if you take my shit again you're going down disposals
>uncuff
>shoves me and takes more mutagen to dump
>slip n' cuffs
>disposals
>"JONATHAN TALIST IS FOR SURE ANTAG SEC TO HYDRO"
>flussssh
>start making shit in peace
>oh boy he's back
>wordlessly whips out an egun and starts trying to lethal me
>his aim sucks
>slip n' cuff
>tired of your shit
>"SEC TO HYDRO JONATHAN TALIST IS LING KILLING ME"
>damn straight im gonna kill you
>drag him out to secluded maint and welder his ass dead
>strip and hide body in separate location
>go back to work in peace

i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Armhulen » #347758

Deitus wrote:technically these went in my favor but goddamn if this guy doesnt piss me off

>in hydro
>were early calls of cult but were quickly disproved with mime having a stando
>shitface mcscientist comes up
>breaks into hydro through window
>"WENEEDHOLYMELONSTODEALWITHTHECULT"
>dude its not even cult, get out
>"WHAT ARE YOU CULT?!!"
>no, there is no cult
>"THEN WHY WONT YOU MAKE MELONS YOU'RE CULT"
>starts attacking me
>slip n' cuffs
>toss him down disposals while he screams over comms about how i'm "FOR SURE CULT SEC TO HYDRO"

different round

>spend another round chillin in hydro
>get chem access for some dank mutagen
>shitface mcscientist at the door yelling at chemists that he needs mutagen
>chemist gives him a large beakerful while i make a bunch of bottles of it myself
>NOT EVEN 20 seconds later he's back and asking for more
>chemist is confused but gives it to him
>again, literally not even 20 seconds later and he's back with the empty beaker asking for more
>chemist is getting pissed
>i leave with my chem bag full of mutagen bottles and head over to hydro while chemist gives another refill
>as i set up here comes shitface mcscientist charging in
>rapid-fire dumps the entire beaker on one ambrosia
>like not even pausing AT ALL
>spots my stack of mutagen and starts grabbing a bunch to dump
>dude you're not even doing it right, get your own mutagen
>"I NEED IT FOR AMBROSIA FUCK OFF"
>continues taking my mutagen
>slip n' cuffs
>start to warn him again not to take my shit
>"JONATHAN TALIST KIDNAPPING ME HYDRO SEC TO HYDRO"
>if you take my shit again you're going down disposals
>uncuff
>shoves me and takes more mutagen to dump
>slip n' cuffs
>disposals
>"JONATHAN TALIST IS FOR SURE ANTAG SEC TO HYDRO"
>flussssh
>start making shit in peace
>oh boy he's back
>wordlessly whips out an egun and starts trying to lethal me
>his aim sucks
>slip n' cuff
>tired of your shit
>"SEC TO HYDRO JONATHAN TALIST IS LING KILLING ME"
>damn straight im gonna kill you
>drag him out to secluded maint and welder his ass dead
>strip and hide body in separate location
>go back to work in peace

i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Lazengann » #347760

Spamming mutagen is a valid strategy
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by huehuehue » #347761

Deitus wrote:technically these went in my favor but goddamn if this guy doesnt piss me off

>in hydro
>were early calls of cult but were quickly disproved with mime having a stando
>shitface mcscientist comes up
>breaks into hydro through window
>"WENEEDHOLYMELONSTODEALWITHTHECULT"
>dude its not even cult, get out
>"WHAT ARE YOU CULT?!!"
>no, there is no cult
>"THEN WHY WONT YOU MAKE MELONS YOU'RE CULT"
>starts attacking me
>slip n' cuffs
>toss him down disposals while he screams over comms about how i'm "FOR SURE CULT SEC TO HYDRO"

different round

>spend another round chillin in hydro
>get chem access for some dank mutagen
>shitface mcscientist at the door yelling at chemists that he needs mutagen
>chemist gives him a large beakerful while i make a bunch of bottles of it myself
>NOT EVEN 20 seconds later he's back and asking for more
>chemist is confused but gives it to him
>again, literally not even 20 seconds later and he's back with the empty beaker asking for more
>chemist is getting pissed
>i leave with my chem bag full of mutagen bottles and head over to hydro while chemist gives another refill
>as i set up here comes shitface mcscientist charging in
>rapid-fire dumps the entire beaker on one ambrosia
>like not even pausing AT ALL
>spots my stack of mutagen and starts grabbing a bunch to dump
>dude you're not even doing it right, get your own mutagen
>"I NEED IT FOR AMBROSIA FUCK OFF"
>continues taking my mutagen
>slip n' cuffs
>start to warn him again not to take my shit
>"JONATHAN TALIST KIDNAPPING ME HYDRO SEC TO HYDRO"
>if you take my shit again you're going down disposals
>uncuff
>shoves me and takes more mutagen to dump
>slip n' cuffs
>disposals
>"JONATHAN TALIST IS FOR SURE ANTAG SEC TO HYDRO"
>flussssh
>start making shit in peace
>oh boy he's back
>wordlessly whips out an egun and starts trying to lethal me
>his aim sucks
>slip n' cuff
>tired of your shit
>"SEC TO HYDRO JONATHAN TALIST IS LING KILLING ME"
>damn straight im gonna kill you
>drag him out to secluded maint and welder his ass dead
>strip and hide body in separate location
>go back to work in peace

i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.
how old do you estimate he is
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by LifeReign » #347814

Spamming mutagen doesn't work. They made it so that gaia can now mutate back into deus. Also, if he was really using so much, he was probably using 10u at a time instead of 5u because newer players don't know that using a container in your hand changes the transfer amount. Also all that ick in ooc hurts.

Besides, after all the botany nerfs, it takes too long to get any decent holy water production going.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Dr_bee » #347824

huehuehue wrote:
Deitus wrote:*snip*
i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.
how old do you estimate he is
If he is actually using the word "antag" outside of OOC then he may need a serious talking to.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by huehuehue » #347826

Dr_bee wrote:
huehuehue wrote:
Deitus wrote:*snip*
i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.
how old do you estimate he is
If he is actually using the word "antag" outside of OOC then he may need a serious talking to.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Qbopper » #347993

I have a couple of specific stories but they all suck

ever since I became an admin

literally

EVERY

round I try to deadmin and play normally I get insta fucked by conversion or something

I'm unrobust so half the time it's my fault which just makes me sigh, but the other half it's entirely out of my control (eg. lagspikes) and it makes me so fuckin' mad

when I wasn't admin for that month or two this NEVER happened

armhulenn can confirm that this isn't just salt, it happens EVERY TIME
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Okand37 » #348000

Qbopper wrote:I have a couple of specific stories but they all suck

ever since I became an admin

literally

EVERY

round I try to deadmin and play normally I get insta fucked by conversion or something

I'm unrobust so half the time it's my fault which just makes me sigh, but the other half it's entirely out of my control (eg. lagspikes) and it makes me so fuckin' mad

when I wasn't admin for that month or two this NEVER happened

armhulenn can confirm that this isn't just salt, it happens EVERY TIME
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Armhulen » #348024

It's very tragic
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Hathkar » #348105

Finally get to do traitor sci. Make some maxcaps, head to medbay for cloning. A miner who will be unnamed, but who only plays the game when he gets to be traitor and otherwise just goes afk or does his job far less than minimum effort if he doesnt, asks if I have some bombs for mining. I say yeah, hand him one because I'm not not allowed to metagame the fact he's a total shitbag who does the above things. Head to mining with him to see the bomb and how good it is anway, get murdered on the shuttle while saying codewords to possibly stop him from murdering me.

Yes I mad.

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