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King of Goats 2k14

Post by Timbrewolf » #36494

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It's time again for that most sacred of combat rites

That time when the proud, robust space goats of our community lock horns to determine who among with them will stand atop Goat Tower.

Our last tournament was fraught with a lot of absences and late retractions as unworthy goats panicked and ran for their goat burrows.

In the time since independent challengers have risen to assault the then King, and the crown seems to have been lost amidst confusion and contention over who the proper owner is.

It's time to set the record straight.
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by ColonicAcid » #36524

Give up, it's already over, I am the king goat.
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by QuartzCrystal » #36570

Wat.
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by Cheridan » #36584

you just wanted an excuse to post that picture didn't you
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by Timbrewolf » #36604

ColonicAcid wrote:Give up, it's already over, I am the king goat.
I don't think you ever even touched the crown git gud
QuartzCrystal wrote:Wat.
Thunderdome + 1v1 Goats + tournament bracket = king of click spam = fun
Violaceus wrote:Iz this Napoleon?
No it's Alexander the Goat
Cheridan wrote:you just wanted an excuse to post that picture didn't you
No it's been too long since we had noble goat combat and we need to settle this.
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by Ricotez » #36699

This thread really gets my goat.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by oranges » #36711

But I just nerfed clickspam on mobs! :roll:
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by callanrockslol » #36755

GOAT KING has nothing on Robustman.

It was very poorly planned.
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by oranges » #140267

anon it's 2015 when is the next king of goats?
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by NikNakFlak » #140268

ew this necro make a new thread jesus
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by oranges » #140273

why would I do that when there was a perfectly good one available?
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by DemonFiren » #140275

>it's 2015
>king of goats

Urge to Asgorepost is rising...
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by Ricotez » #140373

DemonFiren wrote:Urge to Asgorepost is rising...
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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by Anonmare » #140399

oranges wrote:anon it's 2015 when is the next king of goats?
Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by IcePacks » #140733

i have no idea what's going on here but i'm pretty sure i'm the superlative of /tg/
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Re: King of Goats 2k14

Post by oranges » #140734

Thunderdome + 1v1 Goats + tournament bracket = king of click spam = fun
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