Your SS13 confessions
- bandit
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Your SS13 confessions
continued from elsewhere beep boop
Sometimes when I'm geneticist I take 5-10-minute breaks at my computer to see if anyone notices I'm not doing anything. They never do.
Sometimes when I'm geneticist I take 5-10-minute breaks at my computer to see if anyone notices I'm not doing anything. They never do.
- peoplearestrange
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- Location: old
Re: Your SS13 confessions
HA!bandit wrote:continued from elsewhere beep boop
Sometimes when I'm geneticist I take 5-10-minute breaks at my computer to see if anyone notices I'm not doing anything. They never do.
When I play HoP I give anyone who asks for AAA a random access (normally low level) and change there job to something like "x with AAA".
Whatever
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- Bluespace
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:04 pm
- Byond Username: Bluespace
- Location: UK
Re: Your SS13 confessions
I often disarm officers just to see if they'll brig me for it.
My current record is an attempted disarm on the captain and immediately being stunned and lasered to a husk.
My current record is an attempted disarm on the captain and immediately being stunned and lasered to a husk.
- Kangaraptor
- Joined: Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:33 am
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- Location: dank memes
Re: Your SS13 confessions
I love using Asimov's laws to passively grief bad traitors and greytiders.
- Drynwyn
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:09 pm
- Byond Username: Drynwyn
Re: Your SS13 confessions
If I haven't received counter orders from sec i let gray tiders who ask nicely out of the brig as AI.
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
i pretty much only play chemist and botany anymore
i used to play mining but i did it to chill and now every other miner is a pve chucklefuck that always manages to get chased by every mob to the supposed "safe" part of the asteroid
i used to play mining but i did it to chill and now every other miner is a pve chucklefuck that always manages to get chased by every mob to the supposed "safe" part of the asteroid
- Anton Raginovsky
- Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:40 am
- Location: MOTHERFUCKIN' KANSAS, SON
Re: Your SS13 confessions
I play as the Warden primarily to undermine really shit sec players. I actually hate playing Sec.
Also, I used to always play as the Janitor, but now that's what I do in real life, and it isn't fun anymore. It's too real.
Also, I used to always play as the Janitor, but now that's what I do in real life, and it isn't fun anymore. It's too real.
- danno
- Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:07 pm
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- Location: e-mail me if you want a pizza roll
Re: Your SS13 confessions
your signature is absurdly large
- Anton Raginovsky
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Sorry, I'm on mobile most of the time I'm in the forum. I can't gauge it's size well.danno wrote:your signature is absurdly large
- Psyentific
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- Anton Raginovsky
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- Thunder11
- In-Game Admin
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:55 pm
- Byond Username: Thunder12345
- Github Username: Thunder12345
- Location: Scotland, UK
Re: Your SS13 confessions
When I play HoP I regularly lock my office down and leave my desk to go do other things, and laugh at people who cry for access anyway.
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- Rockdtben
- Site Admin
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
Every single time some fuck runs around with a taser, laster, or baton out I try to disarm them. Sometimes I do really well and the HoS promoted me to security and other times I get lasered to death.Bluespace wrote:I often disarm officers just to see if they'll brig me for it.
My current record is an attempted disarm on the captain and immediately being stunned and lasered to a husk.
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- Thunder11
- In-Game Admin
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- Byond Username: Thunder12345
- Github Username: Thunder12345
- Location: Scotland, UK
Re: Your SS13 confessions
More wardens should deliberately go around disarming any officers who walk around in the brig with their weapon out needlessly. Might actually remind people that weapons are easy to steal if you hold them all the time.
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- Kangaraptor
- Joined: Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:33 am
- Byond Username: Kangaraptor
- Location: dank memes
Re: Your SS13 confessions
As warden I'll overturn or reduce shitty sentences and have no qualms telling the HoS to eat a dong.
- danno
- Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:07 pm
- Byond Username: Dannno
- Location: e-mail me if you want a pizza roll
Re: Your SS13 confessions
I used to do that as officer
- Alzam
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- imblyings
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:42 pm
- Byond Username: Ausops
- Location: >using suit sensors
Re: Your SS13 confessions
I like making antags lose their greentext by doing my best to save people, especially ones that might be objectives.
If I ever get a hunch that I am an objective, I either deny their greentext by going into space or I get myself borged. I die on my own terms or not at all.
If I ever get a hunch that I am an objective, I either deny their greentext by going into space or I get myself borged. I die on my own terms or not at all.
The patched, dusty, trimmed, feathered mantle of evil +13.
- Stickymayhem
- Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:13 pm
- Byond Username: Stickymayhem
Re: Your SS13 confessions
When I'm bored I go assistant and see how quickly I can get all access to practice being robust.
Best so far was flashcuffing the HoP, taking his ID and running like hell. I love being hunted and taunting security.
Best so far was flashcuffing the HoP, taking his ID and running like hell. I love being hunted and taunting security.
Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
- ThanatosRa
- Rarely plays
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- Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, USA
Re: Your SS13 confessions
I take far too much enjoyment from flirting with silicons(Regardless of character).
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
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gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
- Cheridan
- Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:04 am
- Byond Username: Cheridan
Re: Your SS13 confessions
I love genetics, but I don't play it like most people. I spend the round editing UI+UE and shouting for people to come to my Fashion Genetics Parlour to get their hair changed purple.
It's fun enough in itself, but the big payoff comes from the few who inevitably walk up to the window begging for superpowers. I laugh at them and begin ranting on about how droll they are and how much they need a makeover.
It's the genetic version of the QM's denied stamp.
It's fun enough in itself, but the big payoff comes from the few who inevitably walk up to the window begging for superpowers. I laugh at them and begin ranting on about how droll they are and how much they need a makeover.
It's the genetic version of the QM's denied stamp.
- Drynwyn
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:09 pm
- Byond Username: Drynwyn
Re: Your SS13 confessions
When people demand.superpowers, I take a copy of their uI + ue, then after they leave, turn a monkey man into them and post compromising naked photos on newscasters.
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
- SergeantSkread
- Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:58 pm
- Byond Username: SergeantSkread
- Location: chiraq
Re: Your SS13 confessions
When i'm officer, I like giving sentences counted in seconds. Give them 5 second brig time when it should be 5 minute. It's fun and usually the people who get brigged are less shitty to me
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
As sec officer I sometimes bait greytiders into escape attempt from their cells to add even more time to their 5 minute sentences. They never pass even slightest chance of running out of cell and getting stopped by portable flasher.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
I test experimental genetic samples on cloning patients.
And one time I built a traitor AI a bar on the satellite.
And one time I built a traitor AI a bar on the satellite.
Re: Your SS13 confessions
It takes me 20 tries to pick up pico manipulators. I worry ghosts can tell I just tried to pick up an object like 20 times before I got it.
- paprika
- Rarely plays
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:20 pm
- Byond Username: Paprka
- Location: in down bad
Re: Your SS13 confessions
hold left alt and click on the tile they're on instead.
Also:
One time I put a lit stun baton in maint and hid in a locker nearby, watched an assistant pick it up, and then popped out and used it as an excuse to search him. He had a chameleon projector! The only innocent crewmember is a dead crewmember.
Shitcurity: 1
Syndicate: 0
I'm not proud of myself for that
Also:
One time I put a lit stun baton in maint and hid in a locker nearby, watched an assistant pick it up, and then popped out and used it as an excuse to search him. He had a chameleon projector! The only innocent crewmember is a dead crewmember.
Shitcurity: 1
Syndicate: 0
I'm not proud of myself for that
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
The grey tide was actually completely retarded, and you could automatically tell the professional assistants apart from the new meat.
I once made a round go for 4 hours as captain, admins killed everyone because we couldn't be stopped in our insane efficiant management.
The first few months of my SS13 experience were nothing but job roulette, watching other players do things incredibly well and exploring the station.
This one time I tried to murderboner but it was so boring I broke everyone out of jail and got myself crushed by a shuttle stupidly.
I have seen two captains spawn at the exact same time in a round.
I think the run speed nerf was awful and most be fixed.
I lazered two corgis to death once, felt awful.
I once made a round go for 4 hours as captain, admins killed everyone because we couldn't be stopped in our insane efficiant management.
The first few months of my SS13 experience were nothing but job roulette, watching other players do things incredibly well and exploring the station.
This one time I tried to murderboner but it was so boring I broke everyone out of jail and got myself crushed by a shuttle stupidly.
I have seen two captains spawn at the exact same time in a round.
I think the run speed nerf was awful and most be fixed.
I lazered two corgis to death once, felt awful.
The most excessive signature on /tg/station13.
Still not even at the limit after 8 fucking years.
The evil holoparasite user I can't believe its not DIO and his holoparasite I can't believe its not Skub have been defeated by the Spacedust Crusaders, but what has been taken from the station can never be returned.
OOC: TheGel: Literally a guy in a suit with a shuttle full of xenos. That's a doozy
Still not even at the limit after 8 fucking years.
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OOC: TheGel: Literally a guy in a suit with a shuttle full of xenos. That's a doozy
- imblyings
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:42 pm
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- Location: >using suit sensors
Re: Your SS13 confessions
People who cry about adminhelping me in character or who make thinly veiled threats about 'complaining to centcom' or 'praying to the spessgods' when you know the adminhelps will result in nothing are literally fucking delicious to experience
You can't actually quantify or understand just how satisfying this thing is, it's just too great a feeling to put in words. I hate being a dick actually and I treat being a justified dick to someone as a necessity of space life but when someone starts whining it starts becoming quite the pleasure. I don't know why but it just does.
You can't actually quantify or understand just how satisfying this thing is, it's just too great a feeling to put in words. I hate being a dick actually and I treat being a justified dick to someone as a necessity of space life but when someone starts whining it starts becoming quite the pleasure. I don't know why but it just does.
The patched, dusty, trimmed, feathered mantle of evil +13.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
One time, a virologist proudly exclaimed that he'd found all the beneficial virus symptoms, and was combining them. I was a rogue borg (AI subverted) at the time. I sped down to Robotics, stunned him, and removed his radio and gear. Then I forced him at baton point to inject himself with magnitis, brainrot, and honkitis. I waited until he started magnitising shit. I then dragged him cuffed through the station, rubbing him up against people. Finally, I let him go. The crew lynched him shortly after.
Once as a HoP traitor, I got my all access, spawned a cloaker, and got a chem sprayer, filling it with poly acid. There were no survivors. Sprayed poly acid melts bullets btw.
Once as a HoP traitor, I got my all access, spawned a cloaker, and got a chem sprayer, filling it with poly acid. There were no survivors. Sprayed poly acid melts bullets btw.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
sometimes i break character by beating prisoners when they really deserve it
especially if they were a traitor and they were a dick
especially if they were a traitor and they were a dick
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
- Stickymayhem
- Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:13 pm
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
I once came back after being AFK in arrivals. I had two SAWs and an advanced egun, along with survivor status. A guy shoots me and I ruin him with bullets.
It's at this point that it all goes to shit and I end up dual-wielding SAWs and murdering fucking everything. It got so bad Brotemis just gibbed me with an update saying I turned the gun on myself.
I didn't realize it was an admin event and that there had been several centcomm updates while I was away saying to not kill people.
I feel really bad for killing that janiborg in my bloodlust
It's at this point that it all goes to shit and I end up dual-wielding SAWs and murdering fucking everything. It got so bad Brotemis just gibbed me with an update saying I turned the gun on myself.
I didn't realize it was an admin event and that there had been several centcomm updates while I was away saying to not kill people.
I feel really bad for killing that janiborg in my bloodlust
Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
- Steelpoint
- Github User
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- Github Username: Steelpoint
- Location: The Armoury
Re: Your SS13 confessions
To be fair Sticky that event was poorly planned and executed.
They first threw literally 50 weaponless Durands in Robotics, then made an announcement that "something" was going to assault the station and to prepare. Then the admins used Summon Guns about 5 times which turned most of the crew into antags, so now everyone had a Pulse Rifle and then some with a license to kill. Then they threatened over the CentCom report to terminate anyone who started killing.
After half the crew was dead or dying they threw three ghosted players (Including myself) at the crew inside Military Maulers armed with Shotguns, Machines Guns, Missile Launchers, Heavy Armour and a Energy Relay. As you can guess the ensuring "battle" (If you want to call it that) was very one sided.
The event was in good intentions, but was executed poorly.
They first threw literally 50 weaponless Durands in Robotics, then made an announcement that "something" was going to assault the station and to prepare. Then the admins used Summon Guns about 5 times which turned most of the crew into antags, so now everyone had a Pulse Rifle and then some with a license to kill. Then they threatened over the CentCom report to terminate anyone who started killing.
After half the crew was dead or dying they threw three ghosted players (Including myself) at the crew inside Military Maulers armed with Shotguns, Machines Guns, Missile Launchers, Heavy Armour and a Energy Relay. As you can guess the ensuring "battle" (If you want to call it that) was very one sided.
The event was in good intentions, but was executed poorly.
- imblyings
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:42 pm
- Byond Username: Ausops
- Location: >using suit sensors
Re: Your SS13 confessions
>50 weaponless durands
gee whiz that
that's a lot of durands
gee whiz that
that's a lot of durands
The patched, dusty, trimmed, feathered mantle of evil +13.
- ThanatosRa
- Rarely plays
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:07 pm
- Byond Username: ThanatosRa
- Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, USA
Re: Your SS13 confessions
I admit That I really want to make an "Officer Cosgrove" who spends all of this time talking and playing with the clown and Mime, while responding to crimes(all crimes) with a simply "HEY, Cut it out."
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
- bandit
- Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:35 pm
- Byond Username: Bgobandit
Re: Your SS13 confessions
Sometimes when I dunk a traitor I dress them in the sexy clown outfit and parade their corpse around the station for all to see.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
As nuke op, I have a bad tendency to dump C-20 SMG rounds into any crew member i come across, and throw a few viscerators at the escape shuttle for good measure.
Everyone fucking hates me in the ooc because of it when i DO do that.
Everyone fucking hates me in the ooc because of it when i DO do that.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
I made this lawset.
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- WeeYakk
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:33 am
- Byond Username: Yakk
Re: Your SS13 confessions
I know Danny Schmidt is a traitor when he asks for access, especially if he asks for chemistry access. Yet I always let him have that access.
- paprika
- Rarely plays
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- Location: in down bad
Re: Your SS13 confessions
You wouldn't want to metagame would you weeyakk
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
- WeeYakk
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- paprika
- Rarely plays
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:20 pm
- Byond Username: Paprka
- Location: in down bad
Re: Your SS13 confessions
Your job is to give out access, isn't it
The more access you give out, the better you are at your job
The more access you give out, the better you are at your job
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
Re: Your SS13 confessions
i absolutely hate cargonia with all of my being and will recruit the grey tide to help me fight them and steal their weapons. ive been banned for instigating a massive genocide in which half the station was involved in a brawl in cargo.
- Psyentific
- Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:44 am
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
Remind me again, who's your character?Septavius wrote:i absolutely hate cargonia with all of my being and will recruit the grey tide to help me fight them and steal their weapons. ive been banned for instigating a massive genocide in which half the station was involved in a brawl in cargo.
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
i really really really like killing people
but i generally only do it if i really don't like someone
but i generally only do it if i really don't like someone
Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.
Re: Your SS13 confessions
malphas grant.Psyentific wrote:Remind me again, who's your character?Septavius wrote:i absolutely hate cargonia with all of my being and will recruit the grey tide to help me fight them and steal their weapons. ive been banned for instigating a massive genocide in which half the station was involved in a brawl in cargo.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
metagrudge formedPsyentific wrote:Remind me again, who's your character?Septavius wrote:i absolutely hate cargonia with all of my being and will recruit the grey tide to help me fight them and steal their weapons. ive been banned for instigating a massive genocide in which half the station was involved in a brawl in cargo.
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
Inb4 the banrequest.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions
I burst into wild rage whenever I am parapen+c4'd.
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
- paprika
- Rarely plays
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:20 pm
- Byond Username: Paprka
- Location: in down bad
Re: Your SS13 confessions
See signature. I confess it was funny as hell but it's like using an AWP in counter strike if anything. Stupidly overpowered but still in the game because ______
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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