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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Kraso » #64906

Bottom post of the previous page:

[Common] Poly yells, "Even old ladies need love!"
[Common] KoolKat Mc'Laser says, "Then you0"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "What."
[Common] KoolKat Mc'Laser says, "Shut up Poly"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "Can Poly say nothing but that, forever."
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by WeeYakk » #64968

Kraso wrote:[Common] Poly yells, "Even old ladies need love!"
[Common] KoolKat Mc'Laser says, "Then you0"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "What."
[Common] KoolKat Mc'Laser says, "Shut up Poly"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "Can Poly say nothing but that, forever."
WeeYakk back from November wrote:[Engineering] Poly squawks, "Even old ladies need love!"
Duuuuuuude
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by peoplearestrange » #64971

Head of Security's Desk Announcement:
Engineering, we have 5 wardens. Please build us 4 more brigs.
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by ColonicAcid » #64983

>quoting urself

Duuuuuude
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by WeeYakk » #65052

[Common] Tom Brady says, "IAN HAS BEEN DEFLATED"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by capi duffman » #65107

peoplearestrange wrote:Head of Security's Desk Announcement:
Engineering, we have 5 wardens. Please build us 4 more brigs.
And then no member of that specially awful and huge shitcurity survived that round.

I should know, I was their main enemy that round. As a side effect, only murderboner borgs, one crewmember and dozens of beepskies survived.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by peoplearestrange » #65122

capi duffman wrote:
peoplearestrange wrote:Head of Security's Desk Announcement:
Engineering, we have 5 wardens. Please build us 4 more brigs.
And then no member of that specially awful and huge shitcurity survived that round.

I should know, I was their main enemy that round. As a side effect, only murderboner borgs, one crewmember and dozens of beepskies survived.
You were the AI or the CE? Either or you did pretty epicly, the borgs were pretty robust and there was a line of corpse's reaching from the teleporter to the AI core. Sec is kinda weak against a good AI, they just don't have the tools to deal with it.
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

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"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
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I'm a box
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by capi duffman » #65150

I was the AI (As far as I know the CE wasn't evil, but he did some sketchy things, I was able to cast doubt on him by burning Engineering, locking it down, and simply mentioning HE put the secure storage stuff in his desk. Then he died near perma)
I was actually quite unrobust, and adding insult to injury, the RD's office was out of juice when it came to hack the borgs. But suddenly having tons of borgs, inhabitated by the angry souls of those killed by security made a huge bonus.
But still, the lockdown in security worked wonders, I separated them, a bomb went off with them inside, and most of them died before being able to do anything. The ones who took me down were the detective and captain, taking advantage of a moment my borgs went to the station to robust people.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by WeeYakk » #65335

ColonicAcid wrote:>quoting urself

Duuuuuude
Is it really a self quote if it's a guy with a voice changer quoting Poly quoting you?
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Cipher3 » #65399

[Command] Talon Steele says, "Hey RD"
[Command] Alice Cariathe says, "Howdy"
[Command] Talon Steele asks, "Wanna see what kinda life we can make in a more secure environment?"
[Command] Alice Cariathe says, "The fuck does that mean"
[Command] Talon Steele says, "The testing lab i mean"
[Command] Alice Cariathe says, "No"
[Command] Coravin Vattes says, "He means the life reaction"
[Command] Talon Steele says, "Yeah..."
[Command] Alice Cariathe says, "...Oh"
[Command] Coravin Vattes says, "It's not an invitation to copulation."
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.


I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by bandit » #65570

Brutal assaults upon aliums.
(F) alien hunter (589) says, "Stop. don't hurt dick"
(F) alien hunter (69) says, "DON'T HURT DICK"
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Vekter » #66854

The chaplain left a tract on my desk this morning.
ANINME CLUB MEETING


WHERE: MY MOM'S BASEMENT / THE CHAPEL

WE WILL BE WATCHING PRINCESS UNDERAGED PANTIES HENTAI SUZUKI FORD TOYOTA EPISODES 1-12
THERE WILL BE SUSHI AND POCKY AND GRORIOUS NIPPONESE TEA.

(WHAITO PIGGUS NOT WELCOME)

ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU~~
^____^
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That boy ain't right.
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Spoiler:
Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #66863

[DARN YOU.]

E: I'M FAAAASTEEEEEEEER - Vekter
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by WeeYakk » #67252

[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "ONE OF THESE DAYS BRAXTON ONE OF THESE DAYS"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "BANG ZOOM STRAIGHT INTO A BURGER"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Hibbles » #67428

HELP: Iteq/(Iteq) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : fuck you gel you race traitor
Reply PM from-XX/(XX): George zimmerman did it and walked. I would walk too.
RIP
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Scones » #67740

OOC: TheBibleMelts: the only time i was repulsed by erp was when i saw lindsay donk and dawgas roleplaying out a piss-childplay fantasy
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Cipher3 » #67797

Cecily wrote:OOC: TheBibleMelts: the only time i was repulsed by erp was when i saw lindsay donk and dawgas roleplaying out a piss-childplay fantasy
What
Wat
Wut
wt
WTC was an inside job.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.


I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by 420goslingboy69 » #67885

>not prefering lindsays x sly blue balls handjob in the shower with puke chunks putting his asshole on sly's dick
wow literally the best erp that has ever happened and its the only true reason erp should be banned because it will never be topped
i play :):):):):)autumn sinnow
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #68110

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Vigilare » #68313

DEAD: Lukas Petrov says, "oh hey we're being cloned"
The space carp nashes at Maximus Robusticus!
DEAD: Nelandra Librod says, "Use your ability to die as"
DEAD: Nelandra Librod says, "We are?!"
DEAD: Lukas Petrov says, "psyche"
DEAD: Nelandra Librod says, "Bastard."
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by allura » #68404

<mandurrh_> There are no girls on the Internet
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #74714

Why did peoplearestrange delete a ton of quotes?
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by peoplearestrange » #74740

I think it was people complaining about quoting themselves. This was a month back now. We've had to roll back everything a month, see https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3085
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
I'm a box
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Loonikus » #74851

Captain Announces


Seriously though, those tits. Alice, before you go fuck yourself, let me fuck you. That perfectly rounded ass, those volcanic shield dome volcanoes you call breasts that explode motherly milk...dear god you make me hot as a dog, come here and pleasure me Alice-chan and be my waifu~
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Allohsnackbar » #74871

Loonikus wrote:Captain Announces


Seriously though, those tits. Alice, before you go fuck yourself, let me fuck you. That perfectly rounded ass, those volcanic shield dome volcanoes you call breasts that explode motherly milk...dear god you make me hot as a dog, come here and pleasure me Alice-chan and be my waifu~
Did he get a rule 8/ whatever the fuck the ERP rule is ban?
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by nsos » #75035

[Common] C.A.R.P. [AI] states, "Your master RECALLED THE SHUTTLE SO HE COULD FUCK AN ALIEN."
[Common] Tristan Redeye [CE] yells, "But i love her!!!"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Scones » #75039

Allohsnackbar wrote:
Loonikus wrote:Captain Announces


Seriously though, those tits. Alice, before you go fuck yourself, let me fuck you. That perfectly rounded ass, those volcanic shield dome volcanoes you call breasts that explode motherly milk...dear god you make me hot as a dog, come here and pleasure me Alice-chan and be my waifu~
Did he get a rule 8/ whatever the fuck the ERP rule is ban?
Said Alice punched them into crit with a Durand on the shuttle

Cough cough
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Allohsnackbar » #75040

Scones wrote:
Allohsnackbar wrote:
Loonikus wrote:Captain Announces


Seriously though, those tits. Alice, before you go fuck yourself, let me fuck you. That perfectly rounded ass, those volcanic shield dome volcanoes you call breasts that explode motherly milk...dear god you make me hot as a dog, come here and pleasure me Alice-chan and be my waifu~
Did he get a rule 8/ whatever the fuck the ERP rule is ban?
Said Alice punched them into crit with a Durand on the shuttle

Cough cough
probably worth
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by callanrockslol » #75883

[Security] Revelation states, "It was rescued by pro-lizard rebels with a shuttle full of extremely pretty lizardesses, to go back to their home planet and have a good time, without murdering humans, forever."
[Security] Revelation states, "If you would like to pretend.. i can help."
[Security] Revelation states, "I will instruct my engineering cyborg to create a hole in the hull where the incredibly real shuttle docked."
[Security] Revelation states, "One moment. i will further the illusion."
[Security] Revelation states, "Alright HOS we have repaired the shuttle docking hole."
[Security] Revelation states, "So, no harm will come to anybody that inhabits perma, anymore."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "I can see exactly where the rebels were AI"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Exactly"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Yes, the lizard clearly wasn't peacfully farming away his life"
[Common] Revelation states, "Me too, zol interbottom."
The most excessive signature on /tg/station13.

Still not even at the limit after 8 fucking years.
Spoiler:
Urist Boatmurdered [Security] asks, "Why does Zol have a captain-level ID?"
Zol Interbottom [Security] says, "because"

Sergie Borris lives on in our hearts

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Do you think this is a game?
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #76001

OOC: Man_Shroom: Can amputees feel phantom boners
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Post by Shadowlight213 » #76014

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Post by Saegrimr » #76089

(F) [Security] Frank Weast says, "Bill, I am brigging this man's corpse for the crime of being a big fat baby on the station"
(F) [Security] Jim Ebola says, "Thats the worst crime possible"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Gun Hog » #76149

Saegrimr wrote:(F) [Security] Frank Weast says, "Bill, I am brigging this man's corpse for the crime of being a big fat baby on the station"
(F) [Security] Jim Ebola says, "Thats the worst crime possible"
Rule 2 of Security!
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #76970

OOC: Iteq: cant we talka bout something normal

I think OOC kinda went overboard there.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #78167

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Loonikus » #78168

Supermatter Shard Monitor [Common] says, "SHARD INSTABILITY AT 9.73936e+006%. DELAMINATION IMMINENT - EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY."
You are now sterile.
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DEAD: alien larva (773) says, "secborg shoved 12 inches of seclight right up my ass and sent me into crit like the bastard he truly was"
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
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Post by DemonFiren » #78863

L-lewd...let me fic this.
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Post by Jeb » #78983

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Xhuis » #78999

EDESSA (Played by: Scones)'s laws at the end of the round were:
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2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Phoebe Lotsu is the coolest space doctor ever and why the fuck did you fuckwads launch early holy shit
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #79034

Jeb wrote:PDA Message - Don't-Pull-Out -> Flirts-with-Ladies: youre supposed to be seducing and impregnating me not pushing me on tables and throwing me against walls live up to your name smh
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Ricotez » #79036

Not sure if singulo.io goes here, but...

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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Allohsnackbar » #79058

Ricotez wrote:Not sure if singulo.io goes here, but...

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Cipher3 » #79413

Central Command Update



Nuclear Self Destruct Codes Requested


The codes for the on-station nuclear self-destruct have been requested by Coravin Vattes. Confirmation or denial of this request will be sent shortly.


[Common] Richter Harrison says, "CORAVIN"
[Common] Helps-The-World hisses, "Alssso, Coravin isss wrecking your room."
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh wow"
[Common] Murder-She-Wrote hisses, "CORVAIN"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Very unfortunate"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Wow"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "On the other hand"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "The singulo is loose"
[Common] Helps-The-World hisses, "Alssso, he hasss a dead body"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Call the shuttle"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Oh, neat!"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "We can't!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh man"
You grab the fire axe with both hands.
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Really"
Richter Harrison fires the foam force shotgun!
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Coravin hasss all the head IDsss!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "I just got corn and chili"
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Break the damn console."
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Force a shuttle call."
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Ssso we're fucked!"
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.


I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Miauw » #79567

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ERP Verbs have been enabled by Stickymayhem!
ADMIN LOG: GlobalNarrate: Stickymayhem/(Transport Officer) : ERP Verbs have been enabled by Stickymayhem!
OOC: Stickymayhem: MY FIRST ACT
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Shadowlight213 » #79639

Cipher3 wrote:Central Command Update

Nuclear Self Destruct Codes Requested

The codes for the on-station nuclear self-destruct have been requested by Coravin Vattes. Confirmation or denial of this request will be sent shortly.


[Common] Richter Harrison says, "CORAVIN"
[Common] Helps-The-World hisses, "Alssso, Coravin isss wrecking your room."
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh wow"
[Common] Murder-She-Wrote hisses, "CORVAIN"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Very unfortunate"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Wow"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "On the other hand"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "The singulo is loose"
[Common] Helps-The-World hisses, "Alssso, he hasss a dead body"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Call the shuttle"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Oh, neat!"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "We can't!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh man"
You grab the fire axe with both hands.
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Really"
Richter Harrison fires the foam force shotgun!
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Coravin hasss all the head IDsss!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "I just got corn and chili"
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Break the damn console."
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Force a shuttle call."
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Ssso we're fucked!"
It wasn't that there were no IDs to call the shuttle, It was that the sing was released so early that the shuttle was still refueling.
I actually tried to set off the nuke. But the sing ate the disk and the pinpointer.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Miauw » #79806

(F) Garithos Humies yells, "YOUR MEMES END HERE!!"
(F) Default Cyborg-722 says, "Dank memes can't melt steel beams."
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by IcePacks » #79861

Alejandro Thomlinson says, "Um"
Bryce Pax is putting the barrel of the gimped gimped glorious gimped unsteady enpowered lesser blessed glorious blighted glorious superior lesser rusted greater robust energy gun of the plains +5 of the night +4 of the sea -5 of the hills -3 of the sun +2 of the fool +5 of the sun of the hills -2 of many colors +1 of wisdom +2 of charisma -3 of many secrets +3 of rending -2 of corgi-slaying -2 of constitution +2 of the sea -4 of dexterity -1 in his mouth. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Bryce Pax melts his face off with the gimped gimped glorious gimped unsteady enpowered lesser blessed glorious blighted glorious superior lesser rusted greater robust energy gun of the plains +5 of the night +4 of the sea -5 of the hills -3 of the sun +2 of the fool +5 of the sun of the hills -2 of many colors +1 of wisdom +2 of charisma -3 of many secrets +3 of rending -2 of corgi-slaying -2 of constitution +2 of the sea -4 of dexterity -1!
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Sometinyprick » #79865

DEAD: CAPTAIN PLANET says, "TURN ME INTO A CHICKEN"
DEAD: CAPTAIN PLANET says, "SO I CAN CUCK HIM BACK"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Cipher3 » #79985

palpatine213 wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:Central Command Update

Nuclear Self Destruct Codes Requested

The codes for the on-station nuclear self-destruct have been requested by Coravin Vattes. Confirmation or denial of this request will be sent shortly.


[Common] Richter Harrison says, "CORAVIN"
[Common] Helps-The-World hisses, "Alssso, Coravin isss wrecking your room."
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh wow"
[Common] Murder-She-Wrote hisses, "CORVAIN"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Very unfortunate"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Wow"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "On the other hand"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "The singulo is loose"
[Common] Helps-The-World hisses, "Alssso, he hasss a dead body"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Call the shuttle"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Oh, neat!"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "We can't!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh man"
You grab the fire axe with both hands.
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Really"
Richter Harrison fires the foam force shotgun!
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Coravin hasss all the head IDsss!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "I just got corn and chili"
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Break the damn console."
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Force a shuttle call."
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Ssso we're fucked!"
It wasn't that there were no IDs to call the shuttle, It was that the sing was released so early that the shuttle was still refueling.
I actually tried to set off the nuke. But the sing ate the disk and the pinpointer.
I was actually valided and killed before I could call the shuttle, and then the sing ate it before anyone else could.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.


I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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