Summer Woes
- Scones
- Joined: Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:46 am
- Byond Username: Scones
- Location: cooler than thou
Summer Woes
"Summer isn't that bad"
Stories of the amazingly hilarious summer new players go here. I'll start:
>CMO
>Revenant memeing the Captain
>decides to harass me instead
>spamming mindspike
>pack head and move on
>keeps doing it
>in morgue processing bodies
>hp very low
>lizard hop standing there
>get dropped into blinking HP
>"BRUISE PACK MY HEAD"
>he is holding a medkit
>"PACK MY HEAD NOW"
>"NOW"
>Revenant uncloaks, starts essence drain
>"FUCKING SHOOT IT"
>he's got his gun out
>he shoots me once
>die to drain
>he shoots at a wall a few times
>bruise packs my head once
>drops medkit and leaves me in the morgue
You'd think he was an antagonist playing the incompetent or something.
Stories of the amazingly hilarious summer new players go here. I'll start:
>CMO
>Revenant memeing the Captain
>decides to harass me instead
>spamming mindspike
>pack head and move on
>keeps doing it
>in morgue processing bodies
>hp very low
>lizard hop standing there
>get dropped into blinking HP
>"BRUISE PACK MY HEAD"
>he is holding a medkit
>"PACK MY HEAD NOW"
>"NOW"
>Revenant uncloaks, starts essence drain
>"FUCKING SHOOT IT"
>he's got his gun out
>he shoots me once
>die to drain
>he shoots at a wall a few times
>bruise packs my head once
>drops medkit and leaves me in the morgue
You'd think he was an antagonist playing the incompetent or something.
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
- CandyClown
- Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2015 8:42 pm
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Re: Summer Woes
I'm getting an elitist tone from this post. Perhaps you forgot that people require time and practice to be good at something?
- Skyglazer
- Joined: Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:34 am
- Byond Username: Skyglazer
Re: Summer Woes
Why not just eat a brute patch or two so you can not die if you can't depend on the guy?Scones wrote:blaming your on the epic summer meme : the thread
- Anonmare
- Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:59 pm
- Byond Username: Anonmare
Re: Summer Woes
Come on man, we were all new once.
Though a new player should not be playing Head of Personnel. Command stuff should be played by people who have a handle on what they're doing and, ideally, should be one of themost experienced people in a department.
Though a new player should not be playing Head of Personnel. Command stuff should be played by people who have a handle on what they're doing and, ideally, should be one of themost experienced people in a department.
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- Joined: Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:07 pm
- Byond Username: TheNightingale
Re: Summer Woes
They can't have been a roundstart HoP, if they were a lizard. Maybe promoted?
- Fiz Bump
- Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:00 pm
- Byond Username: Dennyb
Re: Summer Woes
>Spawn in as fluke ops
>Half the team obviously has no idea what they are doing
>After many minutes of trying to explain the standard plan of 'Bomb tcomms, kill AI, bomb armory', we head out.
>I always bomb tcomms, so I'm off doing that with one other flop
>We plan to coordinate our armory and tcomms blasts for max confusion
>This means using the big red button
>I C4 my way into tcomms, summon my bomb, start to walk away
>Suddenly, the bomb blows up out of nowhere
>I am sent into crit, eventually die when singulo eats me after being dragged around maint for five minutes by my buddy
>Find out later that one of the other ops had no idea what the button did and was just spamming it on the shuttle as we placed our bomb
>Half the team obviously has no idea what they are doing
>After many minutes of trying to explain the standard plan of 'Bomb tcomms, kill AI, bomb armory', we head out.
>I always bomb tcomms, so I'm off doing that with one other flop
>We plan to coordinate our armory and tcomms blasts for max confusion
>This means using the big red button
>I C4 my way into tcomms, summon my bomb, start to walk away
>Suddenly, the bomb blows up out of nowhere
>I am sent into crit, eventually die when singulo eats me after being dragged around maint for five minutes by my buddy
>Find out later that one of the other ops had no idea what the button did and was just spamming it on the shuttle as we placed our bomb
I play Fiz Bump.
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- dionysus24779
- Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:03 pm
- Byond Username: Dionysus24779
Re: Summer Woes
That's funny and awesome. Newbie Nuke Op playing around with a shiny big red button, just classic.Fiz Bump wrote:>Find out later that one of the other ops had no idea what the button did and was just spamming it on the shuttle as we placed our bomb
- Ricotez
- Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
- Byond Username: Ricotez
- Location: The Netherlands
Re: Summer Woes
what does this thing do?
*press press press*
hey dude what does this thing do?
*press press distant explosion*
dude I dont think this thing does anything at all
*press press press*
*press press press*
hey dude what does this thing do?
*press press distant explosion*
dude I dont think this thing does anything at all
*press press press*
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
- DrunkenMatey
- Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:21 pm
- Byond Username: DrunkenMatey
Re: Summer Woes
Exactly. And this is also why lizards aren't allowed to start head roles. We all know they are inferior to human beings; of course he failed to save you or kill the revenant.TheNightingale wrote:They can't have been a roundstart HoP, if they were a lizard. Maybe promoted?
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