Stories of rage, tears and regret

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by MahoganyWoods » #144352

Bottom post of the previous page:

[quote="MahoganyWoods"]> Hack into EVA, take suit, go to leave.
>THE DOOR BOLTS HAVE FALLEN!
>Play games with the ai pulsing wires until i manage to get the door back open. Detective right there when i step out.
YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE.
>Tased immediately, cuffed and drug to brig.
>Three lizards getting gulaged on my way in.
>"Broke into eva and stole a suit and mag boots. What do you think you're doing?"
>Put on my cool face.
>"Im trying to make America Great Again."
>Detective says "ahhhhh! Yeah! You get it!" Lets me go Scot free with all the gear I filched. Walk out past three lizards that probably did nothing wrong.
>Buy mini bomb and blow hole in armory. Fucking place is empty aside from the vest.
>Whole station is so busy persecuting Lizards that no one notices the armory was broken into.[/
This whole section of the round in a nutshell.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by RedMcCloud » #144456

The unloved rock wrote:>captain on meta
>only other head is cmo
>turns out its gang
>make warden acting hos
>implant people like the cmo
>shitters hacked into my office
>neither of them were even gang
>implant one of them
>guy with ioned defib downs 2 officers
>implant him
>warden throws him out for no reason
>I scold him
>the shitter from my office I implanted is BREAKING INTO BRIG
>warden throws robust guy out again
>i scold him and punch him
>WARDEN THROWS HIM OUT 5 MORE TIMES
>I threaten to fire him
>WARDEN TELLS ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF
>I try to fire him, ce objects
>eventually get his ass, this time on the execution bed
>WARDEN AHELPS THE EXECUTION
>escape from overrun brig
>explain to admins
>they understand and say they will talk to him
>escape to shuttle, with nothing but my jetpack, hardsuit, telebaton, disk, and 2 eguns
>in command pod with 2 other guys, ce and someone in syndie armor
>diablo gang doms in armory
>get a plan to break in from space
>meet up there
>start welding in
>get fucking wrecked by hulk+cold res spear wielding psychos, with backup guys with eguns and switchblades
>in deadchat
>warden wasnt banned
>insults me and has no idea what he did wrong
I was the lawyer. The fact that you and the brain damaged warden were CONSTANTLY duking it out amused me as it allowed the gang to go do a shit load of stuff while sec was being slaughtered, and I'd run in to shake the warden back up to his feet whenever you telebatonned him.
Shit was so cash.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Zilenan91 » #144476

I was the guy in the xeno suit with the EMP'd defib. I didn't actually kill those two officers, I just disarm defibbed one of them and ran away after I followed one of them into maint, the other one was there so I wouldn't have been able to do my heart attack combo. I think they got killed by gangsters or something because I fucked off pretty quickly.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by confused rock » #144541

>captain on normal shuttle with revenant
>windows are breaking
>most people are running around
>me and RD swipe for quick launch when we see a BOMB
>hos refuses to bomb despite my extremely loud radio explaining the shit out of it to him
>try to taze him and do it myself
>too big a clusterfuck
>bomb goes off and half the people die
THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU BENJI
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by confused rock » #144565

>nuke op round(keep this in mind the whole time) as cap
>just barely grab my zipties as cap before i hear a shit breaking into my office for no reason
>disable the shitter assistant maisa, ziptie
>muhammad ai-is-nis the lawyer says "technically, they didnt do nothing" and runs off with them
>try to gun them down, but run out of ammo
>eventually get into a bloodbath in tool storage, barely get out with my empty gun intact and baton
>havent even gotten disk or hand tele at this point
>maisa is dying, eventually gets thrown in gulag where she suicides
>same happens to muhammad after I talk for a minute on what should happen to him and who is going to take him to brig
>head back to office
>turns out another assistant attempted to finish the job on that Reinforced wall, and broke it till you could see through
>Fllpz yells out about how I forgot to grab the disk and I'm retarded
>everyone buys it, including in ooc after the round
>recently Fllpz was a nuke op on my team who bought some stealth gear without saying, and was punished by not being able to buy any more unneeded shit after we pooled tcs and only had 20 per op and was REALLY salty about it
>have to get back to brig after nabbing the disk and tele, as well as the glasses in order to use as a shuriken if I need more lethals
>get taser with light, riot shotgun (by this point I think its gangs or rev, and recently suspected a lawyer of being a revhead because they were really shifty when dealling with muhammad ai-is-nis and i saw them in a random hall with a pen) and the new grenades that launch sec barriers
>wall off my office with the barriers
>get called out in ooc for blocking the hallway after the round
>people have made disposals units that shoot you into various places by now because they are shits
>red alert
>make a giant salt announcement
>call the shuttle after waiting the minutes needed with another rant
>realize the console is broken, as a poorly placed drop pods turret shot it
>escape and use the one on bridge without the rant
>fall into one of the retarded disposals chutes that leads me to the cmos office
>insult whoever the fuck made these disposals routes using the cmos requests console
>shuttle is coming soon because of the red alert from when I thought there were revs
>everyone hates me
>single op wrecks me and he isn't even good at it
>bwoink muhammad and maisa
>everyone gets nuked
>salt is so loud ooc gets disabled
>fllpz mc grudge convinces everyone I am horrible at my job

the beginning of the round felt more like the middle of rev with fluke ops spawned in
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Bruce_Banner » #144570

>Fllpz yells out about how I forgot to grab the disk and I'm retarded
>recently Fllpz was a nuke op on my team who bought some stealth gear without saying, and was punished by not being able to buy any more unneeded shit after we pooled tcs and only had 20 per op and was REALLY salty about it
>fllpz mc grudge convinces everyone I am horrible at my job
Ok. For reals. This needs to be settled. I didn't even know your name before you posted this shit in OOC last round.

I didn't spend the TC

I didn't care that you punished me for it.

I didn't have a grudge against you.

I do now.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by confused rock » #144572

Bruce_Banner wrote:
>Fllpz yells out about how I forgot to grab the disk and I'm retarded
>recently Fllpz was a nuke op on my team who bought some stealth gear without saying, and was punished by not being able to buy any more unneeded shit after we pooled tcs and only had 20 per op and was REALLY salty about it
>fllpz mc grudge convinces everyone I am horrible at my job
Ok. For reals. This needs to be settled. I didn't even know your name before you posted this shit in OOC last round.

I didn't spend the TC

I didn't care that you punished me for it.

I didn't have a grudge against you.

I do now.
I'm not even going to try to argue with you, just going to repeat what I have said to others many times. you sure as hell didn't seem happy about it during that round, and unless stealth gear now spawns on the op base, then you must have bought it.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Actionb » #145353

>Roboticist
>do research because everyone else is running around like headless chicken
>'Must be teamantag' going through my head
>get gangster penned in the lab right infront of an officer
>officer books it
>whatever, research first
>some time later ask for spray can, get spray can
>literally 20 seconds later security raids science and focuses all effort on me
>can in pocket gives me away
>get implanted once and thrown back out into the bronx
>my old gang mates aren't too happy to see me
>rerecruited but not before almost being killed by my colleagues
>that's life as a gangster
>miner brings silver and uranium - that's why you upgrade the ORM even in team antag
>casually get my preciousss metals in cargo while an officer is watching
>stand in the cargo office for literally a minute juggling my inventory
>without warning officer charges me with disabler shots
>not again!
>be bad at dodging, gangleader tries to shoot the officer but gets roflstomped
>gangleader gets dragged off to god knows where while the officer cuffs me
>random crusader bro pushes over the officer - fuck yes, I'm free!
>haul my precioussss back to robotics
>AI's being a shit, shocking everything in science, siphoning air
>run into shocked doors 30 times over the course of the next few minutes while cutting cameras and hacking APCs
>people are probably thinking me and the medibot are having a sexual relationship by now, my kingdom for some insulateds
>finally get all the upgrades and shit together to begin working on durand
>almost done, oh boy, getting hard
>last LT of my gang gets picked off in science by a guerilla fighter just as I was typing 'LT your durand is ready'
>drill through half the station in my durand to find any of my gang heads
>everyone ignores the random mech plowing its way through walls and airlocks
>finally find a dead LT in perma, leave mech and haul him back to science
>begin construction of a cloner
>guerilla fighter comes back to the lab, yakety it out of science because I'm the only person on the station with no weapons
>grab my durand, scare away the fucking vultures out of science
>dominator of another gang goes down in cargo, but I keep on building the cloner so the LT can begin cloning
>missing ONE console screen to finish it
>one fucking console screen
>dom timer down to 150 seconds, grab durand, head to cargo
>they can't touch me, kill the dom
>my head is empty at this point, I just want to get -something- done without being disturbed
>back in science, finally have all the parts for the cloner
>hand holding the screwdriver to complete the construction is shaking like crazy
>is this it?
>can I finally finish something?
>SUPRISE CAPTAIN comes in and tazes me
>cry
>captain is a real bro, strikes a deal with me although I have the LT's device in my backpack and let's me go
>begin cloning the LT a minute before shuttle docks
>hear nothing of him, probably braindead
>ride to centcomm
>after round OOC My-gang-LT: Durand robo, why did you just leave me after cloning, we could have dominated
>no.
>just no.

One of those rounds where you simply cannot get anything done because life hates you.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #145362

>be traitor
>do this shit and stay alive 'till the end
>do that shit
>also: fuck up the station and force a shuttle call
>chill in a pod that's crashed into the asteroid
>wait for end of round
>decide to suicide to taunt my foes
>suicide too early
>redtext

a classic tale of hubris
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by InsaneHyena » #145368

>Roboticist
>do research because everyone else is running around like headless chicken
>'Must be teamantag' going through my head
>get gangster penned in the lab right infront of an officer
Same round.

> Be Rodrik Svenson, engineer extraordinare.
> Played SS13 for almost a year now, still don't know how to set up singulo. Grab a hardsuit, decide to wire the solars like usual.
> After wiring them for a while, head back to station. Apparently, it's gangs - decide to wander the halls for a bit, trying to figure out who are the leaders. Hildegarde Haas is acting pretty fucking suspicious, if you ask me.
> Also, literally see a scientist converting someone in RnD and telling him to spray. When he sees me, he closes the shutters. Whatever.
> Get slipped by the clown, someone pens me and runs away. I am now in the Waffle gang. Who the fuck names his gang a Waffle gang?
> Try to search for my gang leader, because this lazy ass jerk gave me neither a shiv, nor a spray.
> Search for him.
> Apparently, someone gassed the entire sec with plasma. Good news, for a change!
> Search some more.
> Find a broken Beepsky and his stun baton just lying on the ground. Apparently, some people don't know that if you add a power cell to a depowered baton, it begins functioning again. Pick it up.
> Begin suspecting he's dead already.
> "Clown, have you seen our boss?" "Nope."
> Eventually randomly run into him in the maints. He asks me to let him out, refuse to do so until he gives me a fucking spray can.
> Grab my hardsuit, grab an air tank, jetpack around the station like crazy, tagging everything. Consider raiding armory, but decide that at this point it's probably already raided, and I don't feel like checking.
> I did not go to the armory, so the armory went to me. I find a spaced body of a sec officer, who has a taser and three whooping batons in her bag. Loot it all, space her body a bit more thoroughly.
> Our boss hasn't been heard from for a while (again), and I barely see our gangsters on the station. Meanwhile, Gib tags start appearing fucking everywhere.
> Consider suiciding, because our gang is just so utterly fucked.
> Hell no, I'm not some dipshit, who'll chicken out in the sight of danger. I will fight as long I live!
> Make a false wall in engineering sec outpost, so I'll be able to recharge my taser easily.
> Engineering is full of gib tags, and those guys are setting up defenses. Wait until I have alone time with one of the engineers, shoot him, cuff him, go to outer space.
> He screams that I don't have evidence of him being a gangster.
> I don't need your stinking evidence.
> After spacing his body, enter the station again by escape airlocks. See an enemy gang leader giving out gear to his underling in the open.
> Tase both, cuff the gang leader, take him to outer space. While he's suffocating, explain how my gang leaders are dead, and now I'm on a war path.
> He begs for mercy and promises to convert me to his gang if I let him live.
> Show no mercy and expect none, that's the way of the real gangster. Search his stuff, find three pens (!), but nothing that useful to me, except for HoP's pda. Try to figure out why does he have it and what are the implications, until I realize that he most likely had an all-access ID. At this point, I've spaced the body already.
> Well, shit.
> Science was a hive of scum and villainy right at the roundstart, so I decide to direct my bloody vengeance there next.
> Enter the station again by science maint. AI is robocop and decides that protecting the innocent actually means being shit, so he bolted and shocked every maint door.
> Whatever, I'm an engineer.
> Find a scientist, tase him, cuff him, space him. Don't strip his headset, so he announces my location all the way to the airlock. On my way back, I meet another guy with a stetchkin, but he goes into outer space too.
> On his way out, he complains about his comrades not rescuing him over the radio. Huh, he still has comrades!
> Suddenly, an announcement from our gang's lieutenant - apparently, she's alive, in medbay and even trying to convert some guys. She asks us not to kill anybody, and I even consider it, but it's really pointless at this point. We're too ridiculously outnumbered and outgunned to show mercy.
> Go deeper into science, find enemy lieutenant. He's armed, but ranged stun is just so ridiculously op in this game, that he just doesn't stand a chance.
> Too late I notice that he's not alone - RD's in his office, and that asshole has a stethckin too. Which he uses to shoot me.
> Thank god cuffing and pulling is so ridiculously OP too - while I tase RD and beat him to death with my trusty stun baton, my second opponent can't move or do anything.
> After I finish murdering them both, I notice that I'm heavily wounded and bleeding.
> Head back to the maint and hear mech noises. Could be Ripley... Or could be Durand. Nope the fuck out.
> Head to medbay - suddenly, see that my gang is actually not all dead. That janitor lieutenant I mentioned earlier is actually still alive - and she even has an assistant and the mime helping.
> Bandage myself, break into chemistry for brute patches, then build a false wall in another sec outpost for taser recharging.
> Suddenly, a guy with a chainsaw arm bursts into the outpost and starts slashing me.
> Uh, okay.
> After I finish looting his body (I admit that the rest of my gang might have helped, but I would be fine without them), I discover that he was an enemy gang lieutenant.
> What a senseless waste of life. Gang war, what is it good for?
> Head back to engineering. It's a real fortress now, where an engineer and the clown have taken refuge. They declared it a neutral ground, safe from gang war. Shrug it off - if they're really not Gib gangers, I don't care.
> Leave.
> Head back to science maint, find our gangster cuffed by an enemy. Said enemy has a taser ready.
> Whip out mine.
> We both successfully graduated from stormtrooper marksmanship academy, so we manage to repeatedly miss each other in a maint that's about two tiles wide. Finally, I come on top, cuff the bastard, uncuff my homie, then space our enemy like usual.
> Go to robotics again, remembering that I didn't space the bodies of the gangsters I've killed - they might be cloned at this point, because I don't think our gangs controls medbay anymore.
> They're still there, lying on the ground.
> See a roboticist in RnD.
> Hello there.
> Miss him three times in a row, decide to conserve remaining shots. Grab a stun baton, try to rush him.
> I need to kill fast, and engineering hardsuit too slow.
> He yaketies away, but randomly stops in the hall to look at me.
> Consider making a shot with a taser, but hesitate for too long, so he runs away.
> I'm sure this won't bite me in the ass in any way possible.
> Wander the station again. Janitor has been quiet for some long ass time, so I suspect she's dead. At least the mime is still alive, but it doesn't seem like he's actually doing anything.
> Gib gang places the dominator in cargo.
> Try to rally our gang (all two of them) to cargo. WAR BOYS, TODAY WE RIDE TO VALHALLA.
> Come to cargo, there's a shitload of armed people there, mime's running around like a headless chicken, while the second gangster didn't show up at all.
> Mech noises.
> Suddenly, Durand.
> NOPE
> Well, at least we had a good run. Those gib pretenders might have won, but...
> Delta alert finished, dominator is destroyed.
> Wut.
> Wander the station, eventually come back to heavily fortified engineering. Clown and false CE are still there.
> Wait a fucking minute, wasn't clown one of us?
> Ask him about it, he answers that he was implanted. Scoff at the traitor, try to exit engineering by CE's office, bump into gibbering clonesick assistant holding an ion rifle. He claims that he's not from Gib gang, that his gang was destroyed, and he came here seeking refuge.
> Might be from the science gang that I've clashed with.
> Try to decide if I'm going to try and talk him into giving his rifle to me so I can destroy the Durand, or just shoot him, murder him and take his stuff like usual.
> Before I make my decision, wild HoS appearts.
> It's Melody Shrew, and apparently she's somehow escaped the Great Gassing of Sec.
> Shoot her first, cuff, to the airlock she goes.
> ...no, I stop halflway.
> Explain the situation, ask her if she implanted the clown. Apparently, the clown - and a couple of other my homies - came to her themselves and asked to be implanted. What a bunch of cowards, I need to kill them later.
> Tell her that she has two choices - either she goes out of the airlock, or she gives her word that she will work for me. She chooses the second option, and I decide to take the risk and uncuff her.
> She does not immediately backstab me. In fact, she actually honors our agreement.
> Okay, the plan is simple - we find our ganghead (the one that is not retarded, the janitor) and clone her.
> Before we even exit the maint, shuttle arrives. Apparently, the drawn out ping-pong that was going on for almost fucking centuries has finally come to an end.
> There goes the cloning plan!
> We head to the sec pods - and two security officers heading to them. Melody notices that they're not implanted and asks if they're from my gang. They're not.
> We rush to the pods, a gunfights ensues, in which we end up victorious. After stepping over the dead bodies of the traitors, we sit down and talk.
> I finally get to describe the first lieutenant of my gang - suddenly, Melody remembers executing her. I answer that I will honor our alliance and not murder her after this revealation.
> We talk some more about death, blood and traitors, until the pod arrives to Centcom.
> Sec lost, gangs lost, the crew lost, everybody lost.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Zilenan91 » #145380

If they were gangsters and they literally asked to be implanted throw up a ban request because that's not allowed.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by InsaneHyena » #145789

> Be Rodrik Svenson, engineer extraordinare.
> Get converted to rev.
> Those fuckers literally let singulo AND telsa loose during first two minutes of the game.
> Whatever, grab a hardsuit, fly away.
> Spot a security guard near the escape pods
> Stun prod her
> HoP runs out of the pods and tases me.
> They decide to space me.
> In my hardsuit.
> With my internals on.
> Without suits of their own.
> Security officer literally spaces herself while dragging me, then dies in space.
> Uncuff myself.
> Find CE flying around in his hardsuit.
> Stun, cablecuff, remove his hardsuit, he dies.
> Dress in his hardsuit, go to pods.
> HoP set an elaborate trap with two lockers - one with soap, one with him (holding a taser).
> Upon seeing "CE", he lowers his guard.
> Stun, cuff, space until he's dead.
> Go to the brig.
> Folks there somehow know I'm not CE.
> They shoot me.
> Run away
> At this point, majority of the station was eaten by singulo.
> Literally run into Tesla.
> Fuck.
> Don't die. Huh, CE's hardsuit makes me immune?
> Have an idea.
> Rush back into brig, stun the captain.
> Shit, I've thought I had more cablecuffs
> Fuck.
> Whatever, pull him to tesla anyway.
> It's been literally a minute, and tesla fucked over somewhere.
> Fuck.
> Captain lasers me to death.
> The last surviving revhead is a talking mime.
> Fuck.
> Sec kills him.
> gg
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Deitus » #145804

InsaneHyena wrote:> Be Rodrik Svenson, engineer extraordinare.
> Get converted to rev.
> Those fuckers literally let singulo AND telsa loose during first two minutes of the game.
> Whatever, grab a hardsuit, fly away.
> Spot a security guard near the escape pods
> Stun prod her
> HoP runs out of the pods and tases me.
> They decide to space me.
> In my hardsuit.
> With my internals on.
> Without suits of their own.
> Security officer literally spaces herself while dragging me, then dies in space.
> Uncuff myself.
> Find CE flying around in his hardsuit.
> Stun, cablecuff, remove his hardsuit, he dies.
> Dress in his hardsuit, go to pods.
> HoP set an elaborate trap with two lockers - one with soap, one with him (holding a taser).
> Upon seeing "CE", he lowers his guard.
> Stun, cuff, space until he's dead.
> Go to the brig.
> Folks there somehow know I'm not CE.
> They shoot me.
> Run away
> At this point, majority of the station was eaten by singulo.
> Literally run into Tesla.
> Fuck.
> Don't die. Huh, CE's hardsuit makes me immune?
> Have an idea.
> Rush back into brig, stun the captain.
> Shit, I've thought I had more cablecuffs
> Fuck.
> Whatever, pull him to tesla anyway.
> It's been literally a minute, and tesla fucked over somewhere.
> Fuck.
> Captain lasers me to death.
> The last surviving revhead is a talking mime.
> Fuck.
> Sec kills him.
> gg
i was the ce that loosed the engines, when i was doing containment a field went through the middle; i ahelped it and they were like "yeah that's a glitch" but then somehow containment got turned off and somehow both got loose when the pa was active for all of not even 10s? pretty much a fuck everything round, i deserved to die even though i dindu nuffin
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by PKPenguin321 » #145827

how the fuck do you fuck up so badly that not only do you not remove one of the engine generators before firing the PA, but also fuck the fields AND magically enable the PA while still outside in space

that's even worse than the time the CE trapped himself in the field while the singulo got outside
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Zilenan91 » #145829

It was a BYond bug
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by bandit » #145835

>Play round
>Another badmin has made the entire station blue
>I DEDICATE MYSELF TO THE FORCES OF BLUE
>Don a blue jumpsuit and blue gloves
>Spray paint all the windows blue, use an airlock painter to turn the airlocks blue
>Someone is tearing up all the blue tiles and un-blueing them
>THIS WILL NOT STAND
>Pray to the gods for blue paint
>Gods are silent
>Take matters into my own blue hands
>Break into xenobiology
>Stick myself with mutation extract to prepare my body for b l u e
>Scientist black slimed herself, drops an ID that I take
>Painstakingly raise a silver slime from gray so it can mutate into pyrite, which gives paint
>Shuttle called, all pens full
>>THIS STILL SHALL NOT STAND
>Use the xeno pen to breed the silver slime
>Run down to fetch a monkey
>Scientist: "We don't need silver slimes."
>Check to see if the slime's fed yet
>Scientist killed my slime with the meme console
>my work was for nothing
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Post by kevinz000 » #145845

>Rev round
>HoS
>didn't know there was a rev
>Realized it was rev after killing three "traitors" after shuttle failed to depart
>Implant ppl
>kill revs
>ayylmao haha no one will stop me now
>Standing on bridge with TEDWARD
>zap
>tesla engine appears
>Shocked with gloves on about 20 times
>Instantly drop dead with Richard Aultman staring
>Honk honk that was funny kekhi
>rip
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Post by Kel » #145881

InsaneHyena wrote: revolution memes
>Be Random Job Warden in this round
>Sit in my office, no HoS
>Suddenly screams of revs instantly
>HoP storms into brig, grabs some shit and fucks off never to be seen again
>Rally the troops to save a downed officer in medbay
>they are never seen again
>Be alone with detective in brig
>Captain storms in, swaps to a security hardsuit, tells me to wear her shit
>become the martyr I was forced to be
>Detective and I detain Moppy the rev ligger who was "begging for air" from security after she broke in
>Implant them and give them a gun
>Gather up more revs until we're out of implants
>Vague memories of someone on sec comms screaming about a fake CE as the CE shows up
>Chase that motherfucker
>Stunpods me in the Advanced Darkness that wasnt lit by my gunlight or PDA for some reason
>Drags me off into space, spamming stunpods
>Little did he know I was merely a decoy
>Apperently he forgot his cuffs at home
>Stand up, tase'n'lase with the HoS's egun
>Return to brig, grab my dropped egun
>Group of vigilantes hunts down the mime and kills him within seconds
>Round won, still have no fucking clue what happened to the captain
>Moppy yells at me in ooc for implanting her after she broke into sec during a revround

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Wyzack » #145883

>Play fun round before bed
>look at internet
>David Bowie is kill

Ruined my night
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Reece » #146051

> Cargto tech on bagil.
> YOU ARE THE TATOR! STEAL BLUEPRING, STEAL MULTIPHASE LASOR!
>nah, fuck dat too much effort.
>ordered syndicate bundle, toxins kit, bomb beacon, C4, stetchkin, soap voice changer, encyrptian key.
>No one else got the key, fucking dammit.
> Server crashes for three hours.
> rejoin, still there, everything fine, everyone swearing into the comms.
> grab C4, grab mining hardsuit, blow open HOS locker after breaking in through space.Get dat gun.
> find warden, inject her with ten of every toxin, steal all her shit.
> pretend to be warden with voice changer.
> Lizard harrassing me about killing 'reece' says that he saw me with all of Reec's stuff and PDA, wants to know what I did with him.
> try to deflect, he doesn't bite, assistant PI lizard man on the case.
> Gets bored when I won't leave cargo.
> I find the CE in the hallway, strip, pull out my stetchkin, no one else around, go to execute when shuttle it called. CBA.
> Go to engineering and steal the blueprints.
> Order sec rifles and ammo from cargo, crack open with warden gear, plant the bomb in random maint area for shits and giggles.
> SHUTTLE HAS DOCKED!
> board it, watch captain and random asisstant who has looted half the armoury beat the fuck out of the HOP for some reason.
> Run into cockpit.
> shuttle lunch.
> Wait around, watch HOP get shitstomped some more.
> shuttle lands, drop my duffle with stolen shit in it.
> TATOR HAS FAILED, WE KILLED HIS DOG, RAPED HIS CAT, FUCK HIM FOR DROPPING THE IMPORTANT SHIT!
> godammit, try and redeem myself by killing lootmaster assistant, he disabled me and lasers me to death before I get half a mag of rifle ammo off.
> must commit seppuku.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #146083

Exactly that happened to me as Traitordective back in the Artyom days.

I shoulda worn that ablative.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by capi duffman » #146537

Just happened

>Librarian
>Welp, what can I do with...
>Traitor too, I gotta steal the hand teleporter and the captain's jetpack.
>No gimmick trade, as usual, I should stop bothering asking.
>I wait up a bit with a nice assistant writing up some good literature.
>Ok, time to get on with it, I shall change my job first.
>The HoP has a hitler gimmick, and gives me full access, sweet.
>After I have an excuse, I go to the cap's quarters... and get spotted.
>Captain's cool with it and goes away, sadly, he took the jetpack and the teleporter, damn it.
>I get a holoparasite, support, after I attack the captain I'll need to disappear and lay low.
>The very moment the holoparasite has, it appears... in the middle of the HoP's desk, with Mekhi looking.
>GREAT, now I cannot grab guns in the armory, I guess.
>I play nice, since it's that, or getting killed, they still allow me to live, nice of them!
>The Holoparasite not only won't heal me, but will even hit itself at some point.
>No sense in whining, and the admins ignore me, so I gotta man up, and grab the gear, so I can kill the cap and loot him.
>The moment I enter the brig, the holoparasite appears again, I almost get killed on the spot, but I still got gravely wounded, and sick, with whatever another traitor did.
>I grab some guns, but I'm quite wounded, and the holoparasite won't heal me, I need to go to medbay.
>Most of medbay is fucked, but cryo is still functional, maybe I can get healed in there....
>A monkey c4's cryo with me inside, I die a VERY slow death, ignored by everyone.

Maybe I should stop playing SS13 for a while, I shouldn't be so salty about some round, and at some point I got quite mad.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Zilenan91 » #146539

Ask admins who that holo was, because he needs an antag ban for disgusting incompetence. People should hit no to something like that if they don't know how to use their hands.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Reece » #146540

You're a stronger man than I, I'd have flipped my lid the moment the holo started fucking about.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by onleavedontatme » #146541

Yeah, name please. Gotta protect my pet project from griffons.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by capi duffman » #146545

Kor wrote:Yeah, name please. Gotta protect my pet project from griffons.
Shaps was looking into it, but I'll check the logs tomorrow, just in case
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Reece » #147222

> birdstation.
> expermentator ignites within the first two minutes,
> I catch fire, run out the room shouting help
> stop drop and roll
> lucas runs in to look at me.
> does nothing.
> runs into the on fire room.
> I die
> lucas looks at my body.
> nothing.
> leaves.
> more people look.
> nothing
> ten minutes later Verana walks in.
> starts borging me.
> become so enraged I actually developed a real life migraine.
> start angrily screaming as soon as I'm in the MMI.
> Lucas ignores me and verana, walks away.
> verena takes my body to medical with the brain.
> No one doing their job, shitting up medical.
> breaks into cloning.
> spends five minutes looking at console before pressing clone.
>cloning takes shit loads of time.
> finally done.
> cryo doesn't work for another five minutes.
> when it's done I get my ID and PDA
>right, time to go back to science and tator this shit up.
> walk into xeno.
> zombie.
> It gets my collegue, she opens the door for it and runs out into the station, claws me.
> no
> yep.
> zombied.
> lucas runs up, claws me down.
> runs away.
> I get up.
> see lucas, he runs up and claws me down again.
>world rebooting.

So in short, burnt to death because lucas is a physically retarded individual and then my round was progressively shat all over by him and other people refusing to even contemplate doing their jobs. Ugh. Basil sometimes, fucking sometimes.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Wyzack » #147223

Yup, watching a brand spanking new pubby wordlessly fucking things up can be madenning
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Reece » #147228

Indeed, and I despise just breaking character and ruining shit at the best of time, so seeing someone not even trying, to the point where they just watch me burn to death and then leave science to go do bum fuck all (why not just join as assistant?) wandering around the hell that is birdstation is mind breakingly rage inducing. It's like he's not even trying.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #147309

Wyzack wrote:Yup, watching a brand spanking new pubby wordlessly fucking things up can be madenning
this isn't goon, we're all pubbies here
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #147322

IcePacks wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Yup, watching a brand spanking new pubby wordlessly fucking things up can be madenning
this isn't goon, we're all pubbies here
the bad guys are called "hubbies" now
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #147349

there you go

xenophoiba as per normal folks nothing else to see here
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Wyzack » #147357

Packs you cannot deny that going on the hub has caused a massive influx of near total newbies who have no idea how to play the game. Or maybe you can because you don't even play there :^).
I mean they need to be coached rather than berated, but it can still be infuriating
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #147358

SaG vs IcePacks
two aggressive oldfags duke it out over who isn't and isn't retarded (hint: they both are!)
don't miss the online fight of the century!
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #147374

Wyzack wrote:Packs you cannot deny that going on the hub has caused a massive influx of near total newbies who have no idea how to play the game. Or maybe you can because you don't even play there :^).
I mean they need to be coached rather than berated, but it can still be infuriating
the only thing i've noticed is an influx of angry, grudge-pressing security, which may very well be normal for all i know
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Zilenan91 » #147376

Yeah I got perma'd on basil for just walking into the brig to clean it as a janitor. When asked why I was being perma'd the Warden just told me to "shut the fuck up hubby"
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Wyzack » #147377

God damn what was his name out of morbid curiosity
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Zilenan91 » #147378

Ranger something
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Deitus » #147380

Zilenan91 wrote:Ranger something
was that today on meta with a few suicides in the brig?
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Post by Zilenan91 » #147382

It was earlier last week.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Demonbane » #147384

I say "hubbie" not "hubby" so don't you fucking dare.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #147406

PKPenguin321 wrote:SaG vs IcePacks
two aggressive oldfags duke it out over who isn't and isn't retarded (hint: they both are!)
don't miss the online fight of the century!
me and packs are chums dummy
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Post by Reece » #147432

>Bagil.
> captain
> low pop.
>Engine set up
> woot, lets experiment with low pop.
> supermatter time!
> drag crate from cargo.
> open it to scare lizard doctor.
> Shard won't go back into the crate!
> WHAT!
> Make a pun whilst shitting bricks.
> start typing a warning.
> Atmos tech charges into it.
>NOOO- PPZZZTTT.
>Hit the deck from the radiation.
> Barely crawl to cryo, dragging another downed man with me.
> Hardsuited atmos tech runs in, starts beating me down.
> *sigh
> He runs off.
> Admin PM: Hey you got a ninute.
> *sigh. Gonna get banned.
> Admin chews me out for being a goon, get a formal warning
> 'how you gonna get the guy you ghosted back into play?
> posibrain?
> plasma ib the air from psychomatter shard.
> Posibrain lives
> try to commit suicide with laser gun in penance.
> Lizard scientist robusts it out my hand.
>Run to armoury, use the stetchkin instead.

I just wanted to experiment! I regret it so much :(
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Anonmare » #147456

Reece wrote:-snip-
Supermatter is always a bitch to set up, my advice is to get backed up in cloning and use the arrivals expansion area to build a containment room. Someone ought to put a Supermatter guide on the /tg/ wiki to reduce accidents, I never considered using N2O as a heat dampener for a long while.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #147459

What are its advantages over straight nitro?
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Post by Anonmare » #147461

DemonFiren wrote:What are its advantages over straight nitro?
I'm not an atmos autist but I think it has better heat capacity(?). I remember some sagely type telling me that N2O kills fires dead and keeps SM cooler than a cucumber Fonzi.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #147463

Testing time.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Zilenan91 » #147464

order a SM shard a non-antag do it faggot
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #147468

I had some S&M twice on Basil, and it didn't blow either time.

Well, once someone thought of "improving" it and I had to eject, but nothing went wrong.

Until the shard looped around, bounced off and hit exactly the airlock I was hiding in. Which was next to the shard chamber.
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Post by Malkevin » #147469

Funfact: The gas with the highest heat capacity is actually plasma.

As long as your chamber has no O2 it's perfectly non flammable.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Zilenan91 » #147471

Yeah we had some hot shard action yesterday on Sybil. Admins made the PA not work, so all of engineering went on strike and cargo ordered a shard. Shortly before the CE, who was Goofball, was fired out of the mass driver by an ERT, the SM shard blew up in the abandoned bar below mining and irradiated everyone.
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