making stunprods for no reason

Super Aggro Crag · Tue Sep 06, 2016 12:58 am

Bottom post of the previous page:

Stun prods more like funprods

I like bolas more tbh but that's cuz I idead them up

ShadowDimentio · Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:01 am

But Kor you don't understand you can't let inconvenient truths get in the way of your rampant conjecture about what will make the game good

Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:10 am

rampant conjecture more like wild coincidence
that or the guy i keep catching with a stunprod for no reason happens to be the same guy

Screemonster · Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:40 am

to be fair you're more likely to notice the shitter with a stunprod every round than you are to notice a round go by that doesn't have stunprod-armed shitters.

Like people lament greytiders stealing the spare at roundstart every shift, it only takes one guy to do it in most of the shifts they play to make it seem like it's some problem that's endemic to the entire playerbase because lo and behold the spare is gone half the time

420goslingboy69 · Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:14 pm

It's more like others let it happen. I just have been killing people for shitty things when I'm non-authority, non-security for the past 2 weeks (or put them in crit and then leave them for someone else to handle.

Supermichael777 · Wed Oct 05, 2016 3:14 pm

Backprod has sucsefuly killed stunprod.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 3:15 pm

I foresaw this.

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:10 pm #215876

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Stun prods more like funprods

I like bolas more tbh but that's cuz I idead them up

Bolas and spears. Oonga boonga I love murder

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:21 pm #215878

aww the valid hunters are too scared to show it publicly

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:24 pm

I'm not scared to have my dick shown out in the open like that, I'm scared to have literally only the pockets and belt for inventory space because my back is occupied by a weapon.

I can't imagine the coders thought of that though, because when do they ever think things through? Gotta ruin the game fast and work too slow

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:42 pm #215883

You're a stuck up little prissy bitch that cries like a whore every time something doesn't go your way. Go fail to suck dicks hoping someone will care about your garbage opinions elsewhere.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:48 pm

Jesus christ Goof have I hit a nerve here or what? Sorry babe I'll try to not stick my dick so far in next time.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:49 pm #215885

> ShadowDimentio is upset
A sign of a good, positive change that should stay in the code.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:51 pm

My ideas are good and to deny them is to deny quality itself

Fucking hatefags REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:56 pm #215888

iamgoofball wrote:You're a stuck up little prissy bitch that cries like a whore every time something doesn't go your way. Go fail to suck dicks hoping someone will care about your garbage opinions elsewhere.

Iammeanball more like it

Spoiler:

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:58 pm

Goof doesn't deserve to go to the shed, the shed is for those who have been cucked by the community, and he's only in a semi-state of cucking at the moment. Once the cycle is complete only then weill Seven Seals: TO THE SHED activate.

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:59 pm #215890

calzilla1 wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:You're a stuck up little prissy bitch that cries like a whore every time something doesn't go your way. Go fail to suck dicks hoping someone will care about your garbage opinions elsewhere.
Iammeanball more like it
Spoiler:
read signature

Says the guy with a racist as fuck avatar and a description approving the mentally ill right wing. You're equally cancer.

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:01 pm #215891

ShadowDimentio wrote:Jesus christ Goof have I hit a nerve here or what? Sorry babe I'll try to not stick my dick so far in next time.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:02 pm

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Meatball more like Goofball

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:18 pm

Seriously though this has been a bad change. If you wanted to remove prods just out and do it, don't reach around and go oh no we're not removing it we're BALANCING it and have the "balance" be completely lopsided. Make it so prods are still bulky but can be stored on your belt as well as your back and everything would be roses. No more stealthprods, but you could still have most of your inventory.

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:19 pm #215896

You'll whine like a bitch regardless so what's the difference? There's no point.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:21 pm

I'm plenty reasonable man. And wouldn't this change I just suggested make everyone happy? You still get to have a backpack, but you lose the belt slot and people can see you have a prod via your sprite and examine text so no more completely unforeseeable dunkings. A win-win.

TheColdTurtle · Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:29 pm

Is goof triggered?

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:35 pm

Shh don't provoke the Goof I'm trying to calm him down with reason

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:45 pm #215903

iamgoofball wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:You're a stuck up little prissy bitch that cries like a whore every time something doesn't go your way. Go fail to suck dicks hoping someone will care about your garbage opinions elsewhere.
Iammeanball more like it
Spoiler:
read signature

Says the guy with a racist as fuck avatar and a description approving the mentally ill right wing. You're equally cancer.

Its from a Web comic called rosalina rabbit also W E W
Goof make some more meme prs that always makes you happy

TechnoAlchemist · Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:18 pm

fun tip: stunprods fit in exosuit armor slots still, so if you really want to be a vigilante steal some armor

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:42 pm

Easier said than done, it usually takes me all round and at minimum three acts of heroism to get sec to give me a belt as greytribe.

TechnoAlchemist · Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:52 pm

armor != belt

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:05 pm

Yeah, it's even worse.

TechnoAlchemist · Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:44 pm

You Are Wrong

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:13 am #216063

ShadowDimentio wrote:I'm not scared to have my dick shown out in the open like that, I'm scared to have literally only the pockets and belt for inventory space because my back is occupied by a weapon.

I can't imagine the coders thought of that though, because when do they ever think things through? Gotta ruin the game fast and work too slow

Fight with your fists like a real man

J_Madison · Post by **J_Madison** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:02 am #216074

Eat shit David, next time I see you as HOS I'm quitting my job. And if I catch you greytiding I'll gulag you for double time.

ShadowDimentio · Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:25 am

Now That's What I Call Metagrudge: Volume 3

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 1:21 pm #216122

Geez, announced metagrudging.
What kind of punishment is dealt out for that, again?

J_Madison · Post by **J_Madison** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:10 pm #216140

DemonFiren wrote:What kind of punishment is dealt out for that, again?

none as long as it wasn't fnr. it's up to the victim to change his IC name and avoid mistreatment due to IC relationships.

Professor Hangar · Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:14 pm

Davidchan wrote:Changing stun prods to not fit in bags isn't going to fix it, it's just going to make people carry disassembled prods. Flashes or a new ghetto taser that only gets one stun before falling apart and needs to be reassembled with a recharged powercell might be better.

Ghetto taser seems like it should have a chance of self-electrocution if used without gloves. That may be a bad idea, but funny.

ShadowDimentio · Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:55 pm

You don't even know who I play. Nobody does. THE PERFECT RUSE

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:35 am #216555

What if you could put it in your belt but if you did there was a 10% chance you'd accidentally stab yourself in the calf with it every step.

ShadowDimentio · Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:37 am

Worst idea I've ever heard.

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:40 am #216557

I think it's pretty good myself

Danowar · Post by **Danowar** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:39 am #222795

Remember when stun gloves were a thing? And literally everyone had them?

I figured they would have been mentioned more in a thread like this.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:47 am #222797

Remember when tasers had way more ammo and unlimited range?
Remember when eguns could tase?
That was fun.

Danowar · Post by **Danowar** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 5:18 pm #222858

I honestly didn't mind the old tazers. Movement speed in general was much faster back then, so zigzagging around shots wasn't too hard.

I miss going fast.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:51 am

DemonFiren wrote:Remember when tasers had way more ammo and unlimited range?
Remember when eguns could tase?
That was fun.

Tasers have an acceptable amount of shots now but eguns need to tase again and the range needs to increase.

Remove disablers 2016