space station 13 jokes

[bandit]

As clown last round I actually got people to come to the theater just by telling jokes over comms, which proves that the bar for clowns is so low that literally all they have to do to get approval and stand out is tell terrible jokes

in that spirit: post your jokes itt so other clowns can steal the fuck out of them

[Rhisereld]

Are you the black void of space? Because you take my breath away.

[Comrade Leo]

Is that a revolver in your pocket or did you bring me to the dorms to erp?

[Remie Richards]

Honk.

[youngbuckliontiger]

yomama so fat, clowns mistook her for clown planet.

[AnonymousNow]

Why should you avoid attacking monkeys?

Spoiler:

Because they're usually equipped with tasers.

[youngbuckliontiger]

How would you open a locked monkey cube?

Spoiler:

You use a Mon-key.

[youngbuckliontiger]

Have you met the girl who recently joined security?

She was stunning for sure!

[BangingDonk]

The CMO is a Head

[AnonymousNow]

The CMO is a Head

And the Head of Security is important for game progression.

[Fragnostic]

Why did the officer holding two eguns cross the hallway?

Spoiler:

to get disarmed by assistants

[PKPenguin321]

what do you get when you cross erp with a braindead person

Spoiler:

banned

what do you call the theater when there's both a clown and a mime

Spoiler:

a murder scene

what do you call a wizard when he's friendly

Spoiler:

valid :^]

what do you do when the hop leaves his door open

Spoiler:

put ian in the washing machine :^]

an assistant and a cargo tech walk into the bar
the barman asks what they'll be having when the assistant and the cargo tech ask for the same drink
the barman sighs as he serves another bahama mama and starts making another while he contemplates suicide
the cargo tech snatches it and drinks it before the assistant can get it, so the assistant tables him and hits him thirty seven consecutive times in the head with a toolbox

Spoiler:

[Common] Jim McHasTheDisk says, "HELP BEING KILLED BY NUKE OPS"