Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

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Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby Reece1995 » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:09 pm #486091

Simple title is simple, which would you choose to be in Real Life and why, I've added some conditions to make them workable in Real life and roll redundant things together.

Traitor/Nuke Ops.
You get an uplink code to your phone that lets you buy any traitor item, and you get 30TC a day to spend, as well as a mars base and a remote control to call the shuttle to you.

Changeling.
You are a changeling. Any children you have will also be changelings and you can talk to them via hivemind link.

Wizard.
You are a wizard, each day you have to reselect your spells. Items remain forever and effects such as Lichdom also remain forever. Things such as give guns/spells and changes to events will only affect a 100Km radius around you.

Bloodcult
You start off as a Bloodcultist, it only takes one of you to convert someone else rather than the normal number. Nar Nar can only be summoned when more than 90% of the world has been converted.

Hivemind.
You are a hive-mind. In order to one mind you will have to convert at least half the population of the nation you were born in (good luck if you're American, have fun if you're from the Republic of Dave Pop: 6)

Blob
You are a blob, if you manage to cover the entire planet then you can shoot off spores of yourself to infest other planets.

Abductor.
Aliens come down and alter you, turning you into an Ayyyy LMAO, you will work with them for five years doing weird shit to earthlings, then go back to the Ayyy planet to have weird mind sex with other genderless Ayyys.

Spider.
You are a giant sentient spider that naturally forms hives, you can lay clusters of three eggs every time you have a meal which will hatch into other sentient spiders. Your children will be just as smart as you, and you can all use tools with your weird spider legs.

Nightmare.
You are an edgy Boi.

Sentient Disease.
You are a sentient disease, you have all your faculties (somehow). If you manage to infect the entire planet then you can freely control them as your puppets.

Revolutionary.
Any small light object that can be turned off can be used to brainwash people into your revolution. Click a flashlight on towards someones eyes and they're now your comrade in arms. Cyka.

Personally I'd pick either wizard or Changeling for that sweet immortality.



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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby Shadowflame909 » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:20 pm #486095

I choose changeling.

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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby JusticeGoat » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:31 pm #486097

Hmmm live forever and have the ability to adapt to my environment, change my face when something bad happens, changeling would be the best if nobody knew about them except me.

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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby Farquaar » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:49 pm #486100

Everybody here will be a wizard eventually

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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby NoxVS » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:56 pm #486102

I am thinking changeling considering you would be pretty much unkillable due to the extreme circumstances to kill you. Your family would also be immortal with you. But if the other antags are also present I would have to go for wizard in order to fight off the others like blood cult and other wizards who can be serious threats to changelings
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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:33 am #486106

traitor

never have to buy soap at the store again
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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby Reece1995 » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:37 am #486107

Super Aggro Crag wrote:traitor

never have to buy soap at the store again

But what happens when a cop smells the fresh tator tot smell on you and valids you?

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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby somerandomguy » Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:41 am #486113

Wizard if you get 10 spell points per day, buy a ton of items, then spells once I have everything I want
Otherwise probably traitor because of the regenerating tc and large amount of cool stuff, could also probably do things with the mars base and (if nukeop items are included) reverse engineering a borg

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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby Docprofsmith » Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:12 am #486117

Wizard.
Every day I'd max out rodform and play with traffic
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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby datorangebottle » Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:34 am #486120

Traitor/newcop makes you infinitely wealthy with no risk. Wizard makes you infinitely powerful with no risk. Changeling makes you infinitely weird with no risk.

I'd still pick the MotherFuckin Wizaaaard.

I'd lichdom myself to something buried in a bunker somewhere, and make the world my oyster.

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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:37 am #486121

Reece1995 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:traitor

never have to buy soap at the store again

But what happens when a cop smells the fresh tator tot smell on you and valids you?

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Re: Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.

Postby confused rock » Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:04 am #486124

ling for immortality, lichzard would work too I guess but ling is ling and I doubt wizard comes with magic mirror
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