Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

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Post by Tlaltecuhtli » #554092

Bottom post of the previous page:

cacogen wrote: a
>sex reassignment surgery and people being kidnapped to have it performed on them against their will

still possible, you can use dna machine to edit hair/skin/eye color and gender
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Post by cacogen » #554111

yeah but you can't cut off their dick so it's not the same. you could even botch the surgery and make them intersex. itsac mcfluff the somewhat infamous griefmime got banned for kidnapping people and performing this surgery on them

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Post by peoplearestrange » #554112

- You will NEVER experience a simple screwdriver stopping doors from functioning, so badly in fact, that many lockers were changed to include a screwdrivers.
- you will never experience failing to do one single step in a long process and the singularity being released around the 5 minute mark. (you forgot to turn on the radiation collector? or you forgot to fill up the plasma canisters? or you forgot to wrench down the emitters? or you turned on the emitters too early so it drained the APC before the singulo started? etc)
Lumbermancer wrote:You will never experience 100% human crew.
Na even when I joined in 2013 there would be lizard janitors spawned by admins (sure they were re-sprites).
Thunder11 wrote:You will never use old TK to look through a camera console and toolbox someone on the other side of the station
HA! this was such a brilliantly overpowered move, it Loved it.
Whatever
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oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
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callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
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Post by cacogen » #554114

the lizard janitor was jon riker played by the admin mario90900
the amy + jon graffiti is a reference to this guy and amy lessen

once i spaced his mop bucket because he was mopping while people were dying and his admin friends weren't happy. that's the story
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Post by Lumbermancer » #554128

peoplearestrange wrote:Na even when I joined in 2013 there would be lizard janitors spawned by admins (sure they were re-sprites).
That was still a fairly rare occurence, I think. In fact, if you remember (but you don't) my argument against lizards as a starting race was that they should remain admin-only. How quaint does it seem now.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #554166

Discovering words as the cult.
Spending ten minutes making talismans somewhere
Tome being superior in every way to the edgy dagger
Nuclear operative cult that no one liked
Bring back papercult.

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Post by MMMiracles » #554213

trek chems pre-nerf when chloral hydrate instantly knocked you unconscious and any self-respecting CMO immediately filled their hypo with it
parapen+c4 as the ultimate traitor "fuck you" with zero counter-play
old changeling with sting verbs that let you stack up multiple stings to rapid fire into someone
carrying a dexalin pill+coffee because of the above
going to tool storage 3 minutes into the round to pick up any corpses from the usual roundstart assistant rumble for the static spawn insuls, toolbelt, and coin for vendor insuls
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Post by EagleWiz » #554260

Testmerges
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Post by Qbmax32 » #554289

YOU LOOK AT YOUR ARM AND SIGH
my admin feedback thread


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datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
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Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
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Post by TWATICUS » #554293

Yenwodyah wrote:Being able to steal the spare without breaking a locker open
remove hugbox locker spare bring back table spare :x :x
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #554299

Being able to build a space pod and getting into a space chase with sec as you hold a hostage on your cruiser and sec is trying to shoot you down with space ship lasers to get the hostage.

(Yeah that's a paradise feature, but it was temporarily testmerged here.)
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Post by cacogen » #554316

sounds amazing i missed that
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Post by Vekter » #554875

Experiencing the feel of the rhumba beat.
OOC losing its goddamn MIND every time someone set off a bomb because it lagged the server so hard.
Someone already said it but METROIDS
Space lube slides into space from escape
Cargonia back before it was (mostly) bannable
The sheer goddamn TERROR that was seeing someone with a gas mask and no ID in maint
Being Geneticist traitor and grabbing your target from cloning, telling him you're fixing his mutations, then turning him into a monkey and eating him
Banana slip being long enough of a stun to steal someone's shoes
Toxins being good for more than just the 50k
Uhangi AND HE BOUGHT A CLOAKER
FUCKING CLOAKERS
Ebow being so heinously overpowered that it and a sword almost guaranteed you 10 kills
Safe Sex Corgi (okay this one is possible now but like no one ERPs any more)
Raiding the entirety of the armory with telesci
Drone tism projects
"AI, open up EVA? I need some metal."
Spending time on making 3 maxcaps to kill the AI with on malf and some asshole signalling the default
Toxins being a raging inferno every round
Traitor Cook being "para pen, strip, gib"
Lynching the Janitor because he refuses to use space cleaner
Gibbing the AI

Also apparently Brodyquest which I THINK I made a meme holy shit you guys remember that?!
AliasTakuto wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:11 pm As for the ear replacing stuff, you can ask Anne but I don't think this is what I was banned for. If I was all I can say is "Sorry for being hilarious"...
Omega_DarkPotato wrote:This sucks, dude.
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Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you
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Post by MMMiracles » #554919

Vekter wrote: OOC losing its goddamn MIND every time someone set off a bomb because it lagged the server so hard.
There were some truly magical moments in the rare occasion a server-halting set of explosives went off but server chat kept up, so you could be in the epicenter of a blast with a few folks in this freeze frame moment but still able to talk to each other while waiting for the server to catch up and turn all of your into gibs.
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The best way to get a girl/boy friend is to click on them say "hi" then push enter
then say "your cute" then push enter,wait until they say somthing back if they
don't go for another.
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Post by angelstarri » #554940

you will never be a chef and see all of your hard work instantly erased by a shitter with a poly acid sprayer
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I strongly suspected the borgs were one humaned by the Captain because of their increasingly strange behavior throughout the round after the Captain had entered their upload and seemingly changed the laws. I had asked twice if I could blow the borgs to no response (because there was no admin online apparently). They were constantly complimenting the Captain and calling her pretty and essentially threatening people who called the Captain ugly - Pepper Oni.
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Post by angelstarri » #554942

shitters pulsing 145.9 code 30 when a bomb test is announced
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I strongly suspected the borgs were one humaned by the Captain because of their increasingly strange behavior throughout the round after the Captain had entered their upload and seemingly changed the laws. I had asked twice if I could blow the borgs to no response (because there was no admin online apparently). They were constantly complimenting the Captain and calling her pretty and essentially threatening people who called the Captain ugly - Pepper Oni.
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Post by angelstarri » #554943

slipping people with soap to stun them then throwing them into disposals
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I strongly suspected the borgs were one humaned by the Captain because of their increasingly strange behavior throughout the round after the Captain had entered their upload and seemingly changed the laws. I had asked twice if I could blow the borgs to no response (because there was no admin online apparently). They were constantly complimenting the Captain and calling her pretty and essentially threatening people who called the Captain ugly - Pepper Oni.
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Post by angelstarri » #554944

old lasers that worked like phaser lasers instead of concentrated energy blasts
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I strongly suspected the borgs were one humaned by the Captain because of their increasingly strange behavior throughout the round after the Captain had entered their upload and seemingly changed the laws. I had asked twice if I could blow the borgs to no response (because there was no admin online apparently). They were constantly complimenting the Captain and calling her pretty and essentially threatening people who called the Captain ugly - Pepper Oni.
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no antialiasing
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I strongly suspected the borgs were one humaned by the Captain because of their increasingly strange behavior throughout the round after the Captain had entered their upload and seemingly changed the laws. I had asked twice if I could blow the borgs to no response (because there was no admin online apparently). They were constantly complimenting the Captain and calling her pretty and essentially threatening people who called the Captain ugly - Pepper Oni.
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Post by angelstarri » #554946

metroids
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I strongly suspected the borgs were one humaned by the Captain because of their increasingly strange behavior throughout the round after the Captain had entered their upload and seemingly changed the laws. I had asked twice if I could blow the borgs to no response (because there was no admin online apparently). They were constantly complimenting the Captain and calling her pretty and essentially threatening people who called the Captain ugly - Pepper Oni.
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Post by oranges » #554964

Hornygranny wrote:>You will never be one hit crit by someone with a polytrinic acid spray
the bible melts
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Post by oranges » #554965

Janet doing carguns
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Post by oranges » #554966

boom boom shake the room
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Post by terranaut » #554967

oranges wrote:
Hornygranny wrote:>You will never be one hit crit by someone with a polytrinic acid spray
the bible melts
ancient
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Post by InsaneHyena » #554974

shitters pulsing 145.9 code 30
That's gone? Hugbox.
Bring back papercult.

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Post by deedubya » #555221

Most of the shit I remember's already been posted, but here's a funny one from like a year ago:

>You will never experience going on a space adventure with the tator clown's spacewalking clown car
Galatians 4:16 "Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth?"
hey imma teegee admeme compliment me on my appearance here

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oranges wrote:honestly holy shit deedubs you're a dent head
wesoda25 wrote:deedub is one of the people that makes me wish i could block users on forums
IkeTG wrote:every post from deedubya is worrying behavior
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you're a poo head!!!!!
TheMythicGhost wrote:You're a moron, but that's really nothing new since you're Deedubya, and really at this point I'm just playing an instrument by speaking since your head is so goddamn empty these words are resonating as they pass through.
Lazengann wrote:What's interesting about deedubya is the guy has no reading skills or comprehension and his ADHD is so severe he can't read through a single thread but he shows up to argue anyway
annoyinggreencatgirl wrote:you really are almost superhumanly retarded dude, holy smokes.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #555232

>ywn instakill the blob because they spawned as a job that didnt have maint access and bursted in a hallway
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by Lumbermancer » #555534

InsaneHyena wrote:That's gone? Hugbox.
You don't even need to top up your emergency oxygen tank and set release pressure for maximum performance anymore, so I learned today.
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Post by cacogen » #555536

i found it odd they changed that but i'm not exactly complaining, shit like that is a pain to do every round (e.g. putting your ID in your PDA)
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Post by vcordie » #555550

oranges wrote:Janet doing carguns
Janet writing philosophical papers on the morality of doing carguns
uhhh hey guys its me Kor Phaerooin
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Post by Shaps-cloud » #555574

I miss the singulo so fucking much guys
P.S. Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it.
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Post by oranges » #555581

just overload the SM
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Post by deedubya » #555617

Shaps-cloud wrote:I miss the singulo so fucking much guys
just buy the engine parts using the engineering budg-

okay, I'm starting to see the issue
Galatians 4:16 "Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth?"
hey imma teegee admeme compliment me on my appearance here

flattering compliments people have given me:
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oranges wrote:honestly holy shit deedubs you're a dent head
wesoda25 wrote:deedub is one of the people that makes me wish i could block users on forums
IkeTG wrote:every post from deedubya is worrying behavior
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you're a poo head!!!!!
TheMythicGhost wrote:You're a moron, but that's really nothing new since you're Deedubya, and really at this point I'm just playing an instrument by speaking since your head is so goddamn empty these words are resonating as they pass through.
Lazengann wrote:What's interesting about deedubya is the guy has no reading skills or comprehension and his ADHD is so severe he can't read through a single thread but he shows up to argue anyway
annoyinggreencatgirl wrote:you really are almost superhumanly retarded dude, holy smokes.
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Post by Shaps-cloud » #555628

oranges wrote:just overload the SM
I prefer interacting with people not playing engineering silly
P.S. Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it.
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Post by Tarchonvaagh » #555644

deedubya wrote:
Shaps-cloud wrote:I miss the singulo so fucking much guys
just buy the engine parts using the engineering budg-

okay, I'm starting to see the issue
OH ARE YOU?
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #555767

oranges wrote:just overload the SM
>WARNING WARNING IM FUCKING EXPLODING alarm for 15 minutes while it delams
>half the fucking crew drop on you and shut it down
evrtim
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by angelstarri » #555768

"i do not know any of the many ways to speed kill the sm" pkp penguin
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I strongly suspected the borgs were one humaned by the Captain because of their increasingly strange behavior throughout the round after the Captain had entered their upload and seemingly changed the laws. I had asked twice if I could blow the borgs to no response (because there was no admin online apparently). They were constantly complimenting the Captain and calling her pretty and essentially threatening people who called the Captain ugly - Pepper Oni.
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Post by Vekter » #555826

I miss the singularity beacon actually being worth a damn.
AliasTakuto wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:11 pm As for the ear replacing stuff, you can ask Anne but I don't think this is what I was banned for. If I was all I can say is "Sorry for being hilarious"...
Omega_DarkPotato wrote:This sucks, dude.
Spoiler:
Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #555834

Working hard to conceal illicit activity and immediately eating 4 slugs from the detective's revolver because he spawned with thermal goggles
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by trollbreeder » #555846

angelstarri wrote:"i do not know any of the many ways to speed kill the sm" pkp penguin
oh the SM tried to match the chief engineer with the Big Iron on his hip (big iron on his hiiiip)
I'm a dumb feature coder, also a bad (but not terrible) coderspriter and a semi-good mapper and an enforcer of standards.
you can find me playing when i'm not coding or playing csgo as cleans-the-house on event hall, sybil or manuel

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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by oranges » #555921

Killing an injured player so you could clone them
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by Jack7D1 » #555930

round ID 123456 worst round in history
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by bandit » #557561

Your muscles begin to painfully tighten.
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

admin feedback pls
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by saprasam » #561534

>you will never be able to make methbombs that destroy large chunks of the map
>you will never be able to hardstun people with soap and stunbatons
>you will never be killed by old carp
>you will never have to manually get materials from the ORM

that's about all i remember, i didnt care much for the rest and by proxy i forgot all of it
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by bandit » #561543

>you will never be able to use the smelter on the mining station
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

admin feedback pls
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by pugie » #562025

Rushing compact combat and trashbag belt full of slugs to paint the station with war op blood.
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by Jack7D1 » #562030

Powergamers with shotgun shells ruined janitors lives
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by Flatulent » #562073

having felinids as a snowflake species that most new players can’t use
Mothblocks, winter 2020, “successfully” preventing bagil death with relevant data wrote:You seem to be under the fallacy that reinforcing that Bagil is a TDM shithole where you must carry bolas and spears on you at all times, while looking for the next valid to hunt down is a positive change to the server. I don't. The data suggests other people don't.
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cacogen wrote:i asked oranges how often he plays and he deleted the post
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Vekter wrote:I jerk off Nist a bit too much but he's honestly one of the best silicon players on the server. B.O.R.G.O. is also pretty good.
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Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

Post by Domitius » #562126

Dabbing
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