who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with

confused rock · Sun May 24, 2020 9:37 pm

had mild bruises out in the hallway, ask a doc who is with the cmo for help. they give me instabitulari, I call them out on it being poison and it does fucking poison me, they say it isn't poison but it just poisoned me for some reason. I say I'm just being a bit rude about it I just hope they can fix the toxins, but it turns out this doctor carries nothing for toxin damage! Then I say "ok, you're a bad doctor then" and he shoves me, takes my shotgun (we were dealing with a fucking space dragon which is why I was injured) and I shoot with the first gun I can pull out since he's stealing a fucking lethal weapon from security. I stop shootin for a sec to give him a chance to drop it, not sure what i was thinking but he uses the chance to shoot me twice in the face. anyways long story short it's all damage focused on the head so the cmo could fix it in 15 seconds with a suture, but he drags me allllll the way to medbay to do a painfully slow tend wound surgery. even after it's done I have to buy my own anti toxin from the vending machine since the cmo didn't fix that. That took about 10 fucking minutes when I should be fighting a dragon, and if I had just self healed myself it would've taken literally 15 seconds, 5 seconds total if I had prepared beforehand by stuffing a sprinkly donut in my bag.

trollbreeder · Mon May 25, 2020 9:19 am

if you have shitty doctors you might as well not have medbay at all

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Tue May 26, 2020 7:24 am #562829

everyone has 50 shitty medbay stories, tell me what I don't know

Tue May 26, 2020 11:26 am

wesoda25 wrote:everyone has 50 shitty medbay stories, tell me what I don't know

if i told you that then you'd know

Sweets · Post by **Sweets** » Tue May 26, 2020 1:12 pm #562853

Soothes-the-Wound :^)

Jack7D1 · Post by **Jack7D1** » Tue May 26, 2020 4:47 pm #562875

Swanni/Chewing-te-rats is my favorite paramedic

trollbreeder · Tue May 26, 2020 7:42 pm

Jack7D1 wrote:Swanni/Chewing-te-rats is my favorite paramedic

Wrong thread, this is for the WORST medical players, NOT the BEST

Super Aggro Crag · Tue May 26, 2020 8:33 pm

trollbreeder wrote:
Jack7D1 wrote:Swanni/Chewing-te-rats is my favorite paramedic
Wrong thread, this is for the WORST medical players, NOT the BEST

a paramedic is just a horrible MD

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Tue May 26, 2020 9:31 pm #562893

Coconutwarrior97 wrote:
wesoda25 wrote:everyone has 50 shitty medbay stories, tell me what I don't know
if i told you that then you'd know

Stop it the awkward phrasing on that is actually a reference to something related to my pfp that no one will get

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Wed May 27, 2020 6:49 am #562928

hubbies

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