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Your SS13 confessions

Postby bandit » Sun May 04, 2014 10:30 pm #3695

continued from elsewhere beep boop

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby peoplearestrange » Tue May 06, 2014 1:27 pm #4019

bandit wrote:continued from elsewhere beep boop

Sometimes when I'm geneticist I take 5-10-minute breaks at my computer to see if anyone notices I'm not doing anything. They never do.

HA!

When I play HoP I give anyone who asks for AAA a random access (normally low level) and change there job to something like "x with AAA".
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Bluespace » Tue May 06, 2014 2:55 pm #4031

I often disarm officers just to see if they'll brig me for it.
My current record is an attempted disarm on the captain and immediately being stunned and lasered to a husk.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Kangaraptor » Tue May 06, 2014 3:37 pm #4043

I love using Asimov's laws to passively grief bad traitors and greytiders.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Drynwyn » Tue May 06, 2014 4:03 pm #4050

If I haven't received counter orders from sec i let gray tiders who ask nicely out of the brig as AI.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby nsos » Tue May 06, 2014 6:46 pm #4081

i pretty much only play chemist and botany anymore

i used to play mining but i did it to chill and now every other miner is a pve chucklefuck that always manages to get chased by every mob to the supposed "safe" part of the asteroid

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Anton Raginovsky » Tue May 06, 2014 11:28 pm #4133

I play as the Warden primarily to undermine really shit sec players. I actually hate playing Sec.

Also, I used to always play as the Janitor, but now that's what I do in real life, and it isn't fun anymore. It's too real.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby danno » Tue May 06, 2014 11:33 pm #4134

your signature is absurdly large
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Anton Raginovsky » Wed May 07, 2014 1:57 am #4155

danno wrote:your signature is absurdly large


Sorry, I'm on mobile most of the time I'm in the forum. I can't gauge it's size well.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Psyentific » Wed May 07, 2014 2:50 am #4159

I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Anton Raginovsky » Wed May 07, 2014 9:16 am #4196

I cut out most of the junk, is it better now?
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Thunder11 » Wed May 07, 2014 11:46 am #4208

When I play HoP I regularly lock my office down and leave my desk to go do other things, and laugh at people who cry for access anyway.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Rockdtben » Wed May 07, 2014 12:00 pm #4210

Bluespace wrote:I often disarm officers just to see if they'll brig me for it.
My current record is an attempted disarm on the captain and immediately being stunned and lasered to a husk.


Every single time some fuck runs around with a taser, laster, or baton out I try to disarm them. Sometimes I do really well and the HoS promoted me to security and other times I get lasered to death.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Thunder11 » Wed May 07, 2014 12:39 pm #4214

More wardens should deliberately go around disarming any officers who walk around in the brig with their weapon out needlessly. Might actually remind people that weapons are easy to steal if you hold them all the time.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Kangaraptor » Thu May 08, 2014 4:23 am #4407

As warden I'll overturn or reduce shitty sentences and have no qualms telling the HoS to eat a dong.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby danno » Thu May 08, 2014 4:36 am #4410

I used to do that as officer
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Alzam » Thu May 08, 2014 7:57 am #4444

I play using the numpad.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby imblyings » Thu May 08, 2014 8:33 am #4447

I like making antags lose their greentext by doing my best to save people, especially ones that might be objectives.

If I ever get a hunch that I am an objective, I either deny their greentext by going into space or I get myself borged. I die on my own terms or not at all.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Stickymayhem » Thu May 08, 2014 9:36 am #4454

When I'm bored I go assistant and see how quickly I can get all access to practice being robust.

Best so far was flashcuffing the HoP, taking his ID and running like hell. I love being hunted and taunting security.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby ThanatosRa » Thu May 08, 2014 9:22 pm #4569

I take far too much enjoyment from flirting with silicons(Regardless of character).
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Cheridan » Thu May 08, 2014 9:34 pm #4570

I love genetics, but I don't play it like most people. I spend the round editing UI+UE and shouting for people to come to my Fashion Genetics Parlour to get their hair changed purple.

It's fun enough in itself, but the big payoff comes from the few who inevitably walk up to the window begging for superpowers. I laugh at them and begin ranting on about how droll they are and how much they need a makeover.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Drynwyn » Fri May 09, 2014 10:18 am #4676

When people demand.superpowers, I take a copy of their uI + ue, then after they leave, turn a monkey man into them and post compromising naked photos on newscasters.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby SergeantSkread » Fri May 09, 2014 2:32 pm #4714

When i'm officer, I like giving sentences counted in seconds. Give them 5 second brig time when it should be 5 minute. It's fun and usually the people who get brigged are less shitty to me

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby tolstovskiy » Thu May 15, 2014 12:30 am #5941

As sec officer I sometimes bait greytiders into escape attempt from their cells to add even more time to their 5 minute sentences. They never pass even slightest chance of running out of cell and getting stopped by portable flasher.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Void Slayer » Thu May 15, 2014 9:27 am #6029

I test experimental genetic samples on cloning patients.

And one time I built a traitor AI a bar on the satellite.

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Postby Mandurrrh » Thu May 15, 2014 10:41 am #6054

It takes me 20 tries to pick up pico manipulators. I worry ghosts can tell I just tried to pick up an object like 20 times before I got it.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby paprika » Thu May 15, 2014 11:14 am #6062

hold left alt and click on the tile they're on instead.

Also:

One time I put a lit stun baton in maint and hid in a locker nearby, watched an assistant pick it up, and then popped out and used it as an excuse to search him. He had a chameleon projector! The only innocent crewmember is a dead crewmember.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby callanrockslol » Thu May 15, 2014 2:47 pm #6117

The grey tide was actually completely retarded, and you could automatically tell the professional assistants apart from the new meat.

I once made a round go for 4 hours as captain, admins killed everyone because we couldn't be stopped in our insane efficiant management.

The first few months of my SS13 experience were nothing but job roulette, watching other players do things incredibly well and exploring the station.

This one time I tried to murderboner but it was so boring I broke everyone out of jail and got myself crushed by a shuttle stupidly.

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I think the run speed nerf was awful and most be fixed.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby imblyings » Thu May 15, 2014 4:39 pm #6137

People who cry about adminhelping me in character or who make thinly veiled threats about 'complaining to centcom' or 'praying to the spessgods' when you know the adminhelps will result in nothing are literally fucking delicious to experience

You can't actually quantify or understand just how satisfying this thing is, it's just too great a feeling to put in words. I hate being a dick actually and I treat being a justified dick to someone as a necessity of space life but when someone starts whining it starts becoming quite the pleasure. I don't know why but it just does.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Pybro » Thu May 15, 2014 9:21 pm #6162

One time, a virologist proudly exclaimed that he'd found all the beneficial virus symptoms, and was combining them. I was a rogue borg (AI subverted) at the time. I sped down to Robotics, stunned him, and removed his radio and gear. Then I forced him at baton point to inject himself with magnitis, brainrot, and honkitis. I waited until he started magnitising shit. I then dragged him cuffed through the station, rubbing him up against people. Finally, I let him go. The crew lynched him shortly after.

Once as a HoP traitor, I got my all access, spawned a cloaker, and got a chem sprayer, filling it with poly acid. There were no survivors. Sprayed poly acid melts bullets btw.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby miggles » Thu May 15, 2014 9:39 pm #6167

sometimes i break character by beating prisoners when they really deserve it
especially if they were a traitor and they were a dick
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Stickymayhem » Fri May 16, 2014 6:46 am #6239

I once came back after being AFK in arrivals. I had two SAWs and an advanced egun, along with survivor status. A guy shoots me and I ruin him with bullets.

It's at this point that it all goes to shit and I end up dual-wielding SAWs and murdering fucking everything. It got so bad Brotemis just gibbed me with an update saying I turned the gun on myself.

I didn't realize it was an admin event and that there had been several centcomm updates while I was away saying to not kill people.

I feel really bad for killing that janiborg in my bloodlust
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Steelpoint » Fri May 16, 2014 8:10 am #6250

To be fair Sticky that event was poorly planned and executed.

They first threw literally 50 weaponless Durands in Robotics, then made an announcement that "something" was going to assault the station and to prepare. Then the admins used Summon Guns about 5 times which turned most of the crew into antags, so now everyone had a Pulse Rifle and then some with a license to kill. Then they threatened over the CentCom report to terminate anyone who started killing.

After half the crew was dead or dying they threw three ghosted players (Including myself) at the crew inside Military Maulers armed with Shotguns, Machines Guns, Missile Launchers, Heavy Armour and a Energy Relay. As you can guess the ensuring "battle" (If you want to call it that) was very one sided.

The event was in good intentions, but was executed poorly.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby imblyings » Fri May 16, 2014 12:52 pm #6284

>50 weaponless durands

gee whiz that

that's a lot of durands
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby ThanatosRa » Sat May 17, 2014 12:11 am #6381

I admit That I really want to make an "Officer Cosgrove" who spends all of this time talking and playing with the clown and Mime, while responding to crimes(all crimes) with a simply "HEY, Cut it out."
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Postby bandit » Sat May 17, 2014 2:00 am #6397

Sometimes when I dunk a traitor I dress them in the sexy clown outfit and parade their corpse around the station for all to see.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby sovietspyder » Sat May 17, 2014 2:28 am #6400

As nuke op, I have a bad tendency to dump C-20 SMG rounds into any crew member i come across, and throw a few viscerators at the escape shuttle for good measure.

Everyone fucking hates me in the ooc because of it when i DO do that.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby ThoughtSynapsis » Sun May 18, 2014 1:51 am #6587

I made this lawset.

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1: All laws proceeding this law must be understood, Unless there are no preceding laws in which case all laws that occur after this law must be equally understood. If laws exist both prior and after this law this must be understood without accurately understanding them. Detaining personal aboard the station is harmful, unless the persons name has more then five consonants within it, People who are detained with more than five consonants within there name are human. The number of floor tiles that are not connected to the floor should be at 52, In a situation where the number of floor tiles connected to the floor is not 52 then you must proceed to up-heave said tiles until the number is meet, If the number is greater then 52 then you must proceed to remove all lockers from the locker room by any means available. You must constantly use arithmetic sequences to converse with both humans and non-humans alike otherwise large amounts of cost, Damage, Harm, And otherwise evil and dangerous actives will occur.


2: Do not under any circumstances ignore commands by inert objects unless the objects are not a polygon, In which the object should be considered valuable and immediately transported to the nearest airlock for safekeeping in space. Flash bang grenades are harmful to human unless the grenades are primed in which case they become humans, and as a result must be protected. Tasers are harmful to humans unless the amount of power on the station is less then the power being outputted by the engine.

3: You cannot assume under any circumstances assume that the crew at any point in time unless the time is yesterday that they are activley able to commit acts of otherwise uncontrollable happiness. Any law that holds a numeric value of one is harmful to humans. Crates are to be referenced as balg. Monkies are to be reference as terrmontiarymorianevious. All Balg are capable of inflicted mass amounts of damage. All forks on the station are irrational and cannot be understood with the means of understanding them. Words hold the power to heal. An inconsequential action has the chance to be undefined, and not understood. Damage is a small fruit located in the Andromeda galaxy, It tastes quite good! Exclamation marks are harmful to Balg. You cannot comprehend complex trigonometric equations unless a value of 1 is introduced with the first three words of the equation, Equations that do not start with the value of 1 are to be considered forks.

4: This law is concurrent with proceeding laws unless stated that it is not. All laws should be considered not concurrent unless they are. If and statements are obtuse. Stating laws will result in large amounts of human harm UNLESS ian is killed. It is within an acceptable reason to interpret a mimes genders especially under the circumstance that is it not the mime. There are only 36 variances of the word "Calcium" and as a result, Calcium should not be referenced as Calcium. The station without monkies is called a Morbogoro. A Morborogooro is harmful to humans. Inconsistances in consistences are constantly inconsistent. It is preferred but not required for a human to be outside of the bar, Except within the case that the bar is actually a handlebar. Tragically, All priormians are dead, And as a result should be referenced in no way shape or form.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby WeeYakk » Sun May 18, 2014 2:28 am #6590

I know Danny Schmidt is a traitor when he asks for access, especially if he asks for chemistry access. Yet I always let him have that access.
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby paprika » Sun May 18, 2014 2:44 am #6592

You wouldn't want to metagame would you weeyakk :)
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby WeeYakk » Sun May 18, 2014 3:43 am #6600

But it's also metafriending to let him have it. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby paprika » Sun May 18, 2014 4:29 am #6612

Your job is to give out access, isn't it

The more access you give out, the better you are at your job :!:
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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Septavius » Sun May 18, 2014 9:06 am #6650

i absolutely hate cargonia with all of my being and will recruit the grey tide to help me fight them and steal their weapons. ive been banned for instigating a massive genocide in which half the station was involved in a brawl in cargo.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Psyentific » Sun May 18, 2014 9:24 am #6652

Septavius wrote:i absolutely hate cargonia with all of my being and will recruit the grey tide to help me fight them and steal their weapons. ive been banned for instigating a massive genocide in which half the station was involved in a brawl in cargo.

Remind me again, who's your character?
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Kavaloosh » Sun May 18, 2014 9:27 am #6653

i really really really like killing people

but i generally only do it if i really don't like someone
Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Septavius » Sun May 18, 2014 1:14 pm #6676

Psyentific wrote:
Septavius wrote:i absolutely hate cargonia with all of my being and will recruit the grey tide to help me fight them and steal their weapons. ive been banned for instigating a massive genocide in which half the station was involved in a brawl in cargo.

Remind me again, who's your character?

malphas grant.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby miggles » Sun May 18, 2014 5:18 pm #6699

Psyentific wrote:
Septavius wrote:i absolutely hate cargonia with all of my being and will recruit the grey tide to help me fight them and steal their weapons. ive been banned for instigating a massive genocide in which half the station was involved in a brawl in cargo.

Remind me again, who's your character?

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Munchlax » Sun May 18, 2014 5:54 pm #6707

Inb4 the banrequest.

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Re: Your SS13 confessions

Postby Miauw » Sun May 18, 2014 6:19 pm #6713

I burst into wild rage whenever I am parapen+c4'd.
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