Voice Analyzer Bomb Quotes

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Sofo
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Voice Analyzer Bomb Quotes

Post by Sofo » #80283

In the not too long of time that I have been on SS13. I have shortly came across the Voice Analyzer Bomb. I have had some pretty great quotes. But I have heard some really good ones recently and wanted to see the other great ones people had.

So I'll start off with these ones

(Its not a bomb quote but we were on the topic of bombs)
http://gyazo.com/d6e7cc4fc40810d293b5421a0ad4a29d

(Blast Hardcheese made a bomb capped bomb that same round)
http://gyazo.com/a7e98066640ce4738b7e44c665eba404

Other great ones I have heard are...

"What I learned in boating school IS...!"

"Hey mekhi spell emagrewop backwards" Which spells Powergame\


And my all time favorite:
"Liggers made me do this"
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Ricotez
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Re: Voice Analyzer Bomb Quotes

Post by Ricotez » #80332

I think doing a QI style bomb would be fun. You ask the crew a question, and although the most obvious answer is not the right one, it does set off the bomb.
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Gamarr
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Re: Voice Analyzer Bomb Quotes

Post by Gamarr » #81339

Not so much a quote since this happened months ago now and going purely off memory but...

Once, there was an Op team, that seemed to have it together and was discussing a plan in the shuttle. Meanwhile, some guy wasn't listening and fastening a voice analyzer to his bomb in the shuttles engineering section. Without saying what the word was to the rest of us. During the main groups talk right outside those glass doors, the word 'boom' or something simple came up. Took this Op not a minute get killed before shuttle left the base, leaving us with naught but a bombed room and his bloody gibs, the rest of us wondering what it was he'd exactly done to fuck that up.
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Re: Voice Analyzer Bomb Quotes

Post by Malkevin » #81356

What happened to all the other posts in this thread?
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