I'm ban evading!!

[Fourthwallbroken]

Conrad's only been here five months.
Dendy is a delusional woman.
Timberpoes is a hypocrite.
Vekter is cringe!!!
I've been playing under a pseudonym for 48 hours already using a FREE VPN. AND getting myself banned under even newer accounts, for understandable mistakes in my ban evasion technique I might actually have to pay for it.
If a neanderthal like me can ban evade and use cheats, it makes me wonder exactly how many other people have been flying under my, and your, radar for years. People who had a motive to do the exact things I accused them of. Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
Fuck the police!!!!!

[Rohen_Tahir]

gay sex

[MrStonedOne]

"Notice me Senpai"

I saw (and deleted) the email you sent me from your personal email account.

Since that didn't work, I guess you you thought you'd come here looking for attention?

[Justice12354]

Hello ban evading!!!
I'm Justice

[Bawhoppennn]

Hey I got a suspicious PM from them that presumably links to Chinese spyware

[blackdav123]

Hey I got a suspicious PM from them that presumably links to Chinese spyware

rude way of saying you wont play valorant with them but okay

[conrad]

Conrad's only been here five months.

WELL YEAH PAL YOU'VE BEEN HERE TWO DAYS SO HOW BOUT THAT HUHHHHH

[oranges]

if they're flying under the radar they are not breaking the rules, which means we already won

[Timberpoes]

Fuck the police. Fight the power. Reject the system.

[Vekter]

We already knew he was evading and already banned the account he was evading on. It's not hard to figure out who this was, just think for five seconds about who would post shit like this

[Bawhoppennn]

Hey I got a suspicious PM from them that presumably links to Chinese spyware

rude way of saying you wont play valorant with them but okay

did I stutter??? I said I was not using a program that reports directly to CCP high command

[EmpressMaia]

I should Uninstall Valorant but my friend plays it

[kinnebian]

snorepilled post

[Turbonerd]

I have only witnessed like two ban evaders that had any noticeable presence on the game in my ~2440 hours of playtime. One was making a death disease in a lowpop round and got jumped by a bunch of stealthmins when they attempted to release it, and the other used an invincibility exploit, but people nuggeted him so he couldn't really do anything. Neither evader I have personally witnessed had an actual impact on the round.

Despite that, evaders fill up like 99% of the permanent bans. Seems like they're just wasting their own time having 0 impact on anyone's rounds before getting banned.

[Pepper]

Hi yobi.

[Kendrickorium]

i like to use the scrubby to look up particularly annoying people, evaders are pretty easy to spot tbh

yobi felt it was necessary to tell me he was ban evading on discord for some reason
like duh dude, the idiot making the death virus with 1 hour playtime is probably an easy catch?

[dendydoom]

i would post a rebuttal but you haven't said anything inaccurate about me so now i'm questioning if we were ever right to doubt you in the first place

[Super Aggro Crag]

who's this dummy

[datorangebottle]

2beard? is that you?

[oranges]

you are not very good at this

[stairmaster]

wow!! gay sex!!

[kayozz]

Get a job.
A real job.

[kayozz]

who's this dummy

I've narrowed it down. It's not me nor is it you. I hope this helps.

[Jonathan Gupta]

more gay sex!!!

[Rohen_Tahir]

GAY SEX

[celularLAmp]

^ How OP feels

[iksde]

thats crazy on god