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Shit that flew under my radar

Post by srifenbyxp » #85415

I recently started to play spess man more often and I have questions seeing how alot of shit's been added in and wiki is severely outdated.

1- What is this revenant I hear of? I see people accuse retards of this, im assuming it's a new antag like that summon shadowlings do where the guy goes around laughing mind fucking everybody.

2- The balls is an abductor?

3- Why the absolute fuck is Double E-Swords block rate no longer 100%? Taking that away isn't worth that 1 less hit to kill someone if you can still get RNG fucked over by energy base weapons.

4- Why is it super heated plasma constantly increase pressure and eventually starts to leaks out of the container, Is there some manner of preventing this?

5- While implanted after being converted by a shadowling does other players with huds still see your implant "works", similar to if a cultist gets a implant- it doesnt deconvert it just shows theyre implanted.

6- Not new but in the case I blow up the micro wave, how can I get a new one? I know in the past I fucked up once trying to make a kebab and the metal rod did something bad.
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Post by Stickymayhem » #85416

Revenant is an invisible murderbone antag that is currently being retooled into a poltergeist that uses environment to kill people. Not brilliant, wonderful thing though and huge potential from hero coder Xhuis

Abductors are a new antag that spawn in a pair. Scientist can teleport to and from their special UFO and an agent can disguise as people. They teleport in, put someone to sleep, take them back to the ufo to shove cool alien surgery things in them to give them good or bad random powers.

Didn't notice the block being changed but hulk double esword was pretty bad

no idea about plasma

5- dunno

6- You can repair them or order a board from robotics I believe. They are no buildable machines.
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Post by Alex Crimson » #85420

There is a wiki page for both Revenant and Abductor. Revenants are gonna be disabled when the server next updates, and Abductors can currently only be forced/spawned by admins. same with Shadowling(which has nothing to do with Revenant).
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #85439

1-3. already answered above
4. because that's how laws of gas properties work in real life, pressure scales with temperature
5. not sure, might test it later and come back here to tell you
6. microwaves can malfunction and there are multiple ways to fix them depending on the malfunction. i suggested they make this easier to fix and more clear on how to fix it ages ago, never got done. if it gets blood spatters on it, you need to use a sprayer of space cleaner on it. if it blows up or whatever, some combo of tools fixes it (maybe screwdriver-welder, can't remember, just try every tool)
microwaves can also be deconstructed, rebuilt, and upgraded like every other machine
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Post by bandit » #85459

srifenbyxp wrote:I recently started to play spess man more often and I have questions seeing how alot of shit's been added in and wiki is severely outdated.
if only anybody could edit a wiki

if only there was a forum dedicated solely to wiki update requests
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Post by whodaloo » #85527

Sticky, you can get a microwave board from Science and build a microwave with a laser and a console screen.
In regards to number 5, thralling someone doesn't remove their implant from Sechuds, if that's what you're asking.
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Post by Kot » #85532

What is Chrono Legionnaire.
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Post by DemonFiren » #85540

Not-quite-ninja, is what it is. Attempted revamp, for all I know.
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Post by Xhuis » #85548

Kot wrote:What is Chrono Legionnaire.
A new antagonist that carries around a TED, or Time Eradication Device, and a suit that allows phasing. They can shoot people with the TED to immobilize them and, after a short time, erase them from time.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #85554

afaik Chrono guys can't enter the round unless adminspawned yet
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #85645

If your microwave just goes brown and gross, clean it with soap or space cleaner
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Post by Erbbu » #85655

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:If your microwave just goes brown and gross, clean it with soap or space cleaner
Neither of which are available in your kitchen for god knows why.
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Kot wrote:What is Chrono Legionnaire.
A new antagonist that carries around a TED, or Time Eradication Device, and a suit that allows phasing. They can shoot people with the TED to immobilize them and, after a short time, erase them from time.
Does that mean they can erase their target from everyone's memories? Because that would be neat as fuck.
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Post by DemonFiren » #85657

That would require arpee. No one arpees when it comes at a mechanical disatvantage :^)
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Post by Ricotez » #85667

we could introduce a big red text whenever someone is erased that says "You suddenly feel a hole in your memory. It looks like you can no longer remember [Name Here]... Who?"

it would help with RP but not with meta
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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
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Post by Erbbu » #85810

Ricotez wrote:we could introduce a big red text whenever someone is erased that says "You suddenly feel a hole in your memory. It looks like you can no longer remember [Name Here]... Who?"

it would help with RP but not with meta
Sounds good if you add their job title in there as well.
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Post by bandit » #85813

Kind of defeats the purpose of an antag, though, when all their actions are broadcast to the entire crew. And as much as it sucks, you KNOW people will take advantage of it.
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Post by Scones » #85828

I don't think we even have a button to spawn them.

Talk about incomplete.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #85929

Ricotez wrote:we could introduce a big red text whenever someone is erased that says "You suddenly feel a hole in your memory. It looks like you can no longer remember [Name Here]... Who?"

it would help with RP but not with meta
Would it be possible for a global wordfilter to replace the erased person's name with "...um, you know" or something like that?
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Post by Ricotez » #85938

Probably. Would cut back on the meta too, since people can use a telecomms script to achieve the same result.

Unfortunately, it also has its issues:

1. What happens when multiple people with the same name are on the station? The probability is slim (unless a geneticists mass-produces UEs), but it is a possibility.
2. People usually address each other with only their first or last name.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #85939

Ricotez wrote:Probably. Would cut back on the meta too, since people can use a telecomms script to achieve the same result.

Unfortunately, it also has its issues:

1. What happens when multiple people with the same name are on the station? The probability is slim (unless a geneticists mass-produces UEs), but it is a possibility.
2. People usually address each other with only their first or last name.
The second one just includes separate entries for the last name. Wouldn't work for first names, but people would go "Hey, have you seen John.. uh, whatsisname", etc.

The first one is hopefully rare enough to not have happen often, but you know if it was implemented you'd have some jackass doing that just to fuck things up.
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Re: Shit that flew under my radar

Post by oranges » #85953

sechuds are well bugged because when a users changes their ic identity during round, i.e ling change, mask etc it doesn't actually recalculate the details of what it shows to the security guys on their huds.

Very abusable.
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