What would you do if you woke up as your TG character?

NoahGoldFox · Post by **NoahGoldFox** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:10 pm #128325

And you were on the station

Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:19 pm

that would actually be fucking terrifying

EndgamerAzari · Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:20 pm

Probably die.

TheNightingale · Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:21 pm

Immediately head for the first escape pod, block off the door with something heavy, and pray to RNGesus not to meteor me.

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:21 pm #128330

Lock myself in the CMO office away from everyone else and just pet Runtime, telebaton ready for whenever someone came to check on me

Post by **oranges** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:21 pm #128331

adminhelp to become a deathsquad member

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:41 pm #128337

Get to the asteroid and suit up as soon as possible, cram as many air tanks as I can in my bag and live out on one of the asteroid outposts. Maybe fortify it up a bit; maybe actually mine a bit on the easy side of the roof and send some stuff back every now and then until I ran out of food.

AnonymousNow · Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:28 pm

Immediately run to the CMO office in order to get away from everyone else, then probably run into Lotsu and likely have an argument over who sits in the chair, angrily waving batons at each other.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:36 pm #128351

Steal all the red jumpsuits from the locker room, go to SW Solar maint, shout out "REDSUITS" on the radio and hide in the locker to laugh at people

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:41 pm #128355

firmly grab my stun baton and run away crying

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:43 pm #128356

Get scanned in cloning. Get my revolver and nice suit. Get a cigarette. Get detecting. You slackers

DaemonBomb · Post by **DaemonBomb** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:09 pm #128362

Stare at the singularity for hours.
Stare at space for hours.
Play with Poly.
Draw a dick on the blueprints.

Remie Richards · Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:17 pm

Shaps wrote:Lock myself in the CMO office away from everyone else and just pet Runtime, telebaton ready for whenever someone came to check on me

This but HoP and Ian.
Shutters are down, no access changes today.

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:31 pm #128370

Be RD, get augmented and acquire HONK immediately. Then proceed to go full autism mode and repair the derelict station. It's the only way to survive.

asskek · Post by **asskek** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:47 pm #128375

Get banned

DrPillzRedux · Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:52 pm

Join the thousand mile high club.

Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:58 pm

AnonymousNow wrote:Immediately run to the CMO office in order to get away from everyone else, then probably run into Lotsu and likely have an argument over who sits in the chair, angrily waving batons at each other.

We'd come up with an excellent system where whenever someone comes to one of us with something, we send them to the other and then avoid them so we wouldn't have any responsability

"Hey Dr. Lotsu, when you get a sec can you stop by genetics? We're trying to clone the Head of Security, but there's a few genes that the DNA scanner isn't picking up, and we need you to plot them out"
"Oh, uh, go ask Dr. Cobb about it, I'm busy filling out paperwork for getting a new chem dispenser"
"Huh? Dr. Cobb told me that he was handling the paperwork for that when I asked him for help with this an hour ago"
"Oh, well his forms were shit and I have to redo them. Go ask him again"

Repeat ad infinitum

confused rock · Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:00 am

Get a fuck ton of donk pockets and an air canister, stuff for botany if I am in the position to get it, and then teleport to the abandoned teleporter, meta my way to the white ship, use it to get to the derelict, and meta my way to the dj station.

Ahammer18 · Post by **Ahammer18** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:46 am #128402

Team up with Phoob and take down Phoebe for shits and giggles.

Also, where would you go when you get banned?

Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:24 am

Ahammer18 wrote:Team up with Phoob and take down Phoebe for shits and giggles.

Also, where would you go when you get banned?

hell

Incoming · Post by **Incoming** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:32 am #128413

Look up and answer once and for all if there's a ceiling there

Edit: also make a safe assumption that the round was extended if I had enough time and fucks to give to actually sleep somewhere.

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:27 am

if i'm the one i last played as, i masturbate. i'd gain insight into the female orgasm and get banned for erp which would presumably put my consciousness back into my earthly body or i dunno teleport my consciousness to IRC so I can call the admins faggets

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:48 am #128431

it'd depend on what job i have, but if i had knowledge about what kind of shit usually goes down like i assume we are assuming ITT i would grab what i could and hide as best i can before locking myself in a pod.

Pascal123 · Post by **Pascal123** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 4:01 am #128433

I wouldn't do half the shit my character does.
That's for sure.

ShadowDimentio · Thu Oct 22, 2015 4:58 am

I would become a god of xenobiology. Changeling guards would ensure my safety, and my legions of slimes/golems/spiders would conquer the station. If anyone pissed me off, I'd throw them in the dungeon to be eaten by xenos.

Nah but really I'd just hide in a locker at escape until the shuttle came.

Jazaen · Post by **Jazaen** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:16 am #128451

Fortify genetics, pray it's not rev, gang or malf, find a vic... I mean, an assistant, try to get some mutations, stare through wall at people in CMO office.

Besides, to some interpretations, SS13 IS hell. With a few hours repeating for years, you could say it's a groundhog day loop (unless it's simply NT being dicks and rebuilding the same flawed design, or the "first day")

callanrockslol · Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:38 am

Get backed up in genetics, begin building a cargo fort, fill maint with autocloners.

imblyings · Post by **imblyings** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:41 am #128456

>be centcom commander
>request planetside posting immediately
>occasionally send deathsquads and ert to stations

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:59 am #128462

Start honking.

420weedscopes · Thu Oct 22, 2015 11:57 am

do
my fucking
job

the library is sacred

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 4:27 pm #128524

I'd do what any sane person would do: Whine in OOC.

JustAnotherNerd · Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:29 pm

So easy.
Run around with a toolbox bashing people until God decides "fuck it" and tries to smite me, with which I reply with...
"FUCK YOU GOD, I DO WHAT I WANT."
'Nuff said.
Okay, and molest Pascal, but we all know that was going to happen anyways.

AnonymousNow · Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:31 pm

Shaps wrote:That

Yes.

Ahammer18 wrote:Team up with Phoob and take down Phoebe for shits and giggles.

Would probably be involved by proximity. Medbay buzzes like an angry hornets' nest, devours intruders, continues to argue amongst itself.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:47 pm #128569

If assistant, gear up and slip/strip.

If not, probably die horribly.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:03 pm #128572

Search for mai waifu.

Get dunked for guncargo.

CPTANT · Post by **CPTANT** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:26 pm #128575

Murder the captain and escape the station alive without being in custody on a shuttle or pod.

Kangaraptor · Post by **Kangaraptor** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:30 am #128659

Suicide so I can roll for antag.

:^)

asskek · Post by **asskek** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:34 am #128661

Kangaraptor wrote:Suicide so I can roll for antag.

:^)

I want the succ from your avatar

Sweaterkittens · Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:35 am

Be ecstatic, because being a medic in-game is vastly more successful and rewarding than it is in real life, and be amazed that I can now defibrillate the dead to somehow bring them back to life despite Asystole being an unshockable rhythm. Also, no one breaks bones or gets organ damage, surgery can be performed by the simplest of people, no one has heart conditions, diseases are healed by widely available ingredients, and I get a headset that lets me see a person's general wellness level at a glance. Death is suddenly a transient thing, because even if your magic Defibrillator doesn't work, cloning is a simple five-minute process after which a short cryo stint and some Mannitol has you back in action.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:51 am #128726

Continue the anti-human racism content in the knowledge I am doing the Lord's work.

capi duffman · Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:32 pm

Cook so much peo- food that my kitchen will look like a free buffet (what it actually is)
Also I will visit the morgue to get drunk and be a massive cigar chomper.

Davidchan · Post by **Davidchan** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 7:34 am #128952

Given that Buries is a miner who prefers to operate and exosuit, probably die of boredom the robotcisist is too dumb to program laws into the borgs and winds up getting murdered by a rogue borg.

Otherwise mine shit, scream at medical for more bandages and patches, scream at science for mining charges and better gear, builf up a cargo fort and wind up making my own ripley or murder mech for cleansing the asteroid of wildlife.

Post by **oranges** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 12:03 pm #128975

Incoming wrote:Look up and answer once and for all if there's a ceiling there

Edit: also make a safe assumption that the round was extended if I had enough time and fucks to give to actually sleep somewhere.

You'd see a bunch of sweaty neckbeards looking down, one or two probably furiously fapping to a lizard ERp session.

Probably best to not look up for your own sanity's sake.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 12:08 pm #128976

Oranges got it right once again, better look at the lizards fucking instead of those who make them do so.

Stickymayhem · Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm

Immediately steal the spare id.

peoplearestrange · Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:43 am

Remie Richards wrote:
Shaps wrote:Lock myself in the CMO office away from everyone else and just pet Runtime, telebaton ready for whenever someone came to check on me
This but HoP and Ian.
Shutters are down, no access changes today.

Pretty much this. If I was Ramona, maybe lock the shutters down in meeting room as well and move everything and Ian in there. Take a station bounced radio and hope I can live long enough to see the emergency shuttle dock. Pet Ian to calm my nerves.

If I was Nomi, then fuck, I dunno, sec is pretty much a death wish. Grab as much gear as I can without the warden coming down on me, move to the medbay or sciences security outpost.

I'd also look up, I'd like to actually see what the ceiling looks like.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:15 pm #130010

I always imagined the ceiling looks like the base plating below the floortiles

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:58 pm #130034

Shit, I should have posted "accepting your death, part 1 of 3" here.

asskek · Post by **asskek** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 7:32 pm #130051

Get banned

peoplearestrange · Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:18 am

For everyone posting "get banned" I don't think you grasp the idea of reality.

Unless getting banned from life is simply death, then yes, that would probably happen.