/tg/Station 13

by **confused rock** » Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:30 pm #440159

flyswatter new rev meta

by **Farquaar** » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:49 pm #440924

This a real comfy bar screenshot taken during a post-rescue celebration. The four of us were chatting and drinking, all having a good time thanks to the crazy chef who tried to kidnap us and throw us on meathooks.

Whoever you were chef,
Thanks.

by **confused rock** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:41 pm #441019

Before it crashed, had a fun basil round where everyone went to MIIIINE DIIIIAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS in the nether. I wasn't there cuz the hop killed me and shoved me in a locker but I can imagine it was a really good time for everyone there.

by **DrWoofington** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:43 pm #441020

Obsidian that caused both the ender dragon and herobrine

by **wesoda25** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:11 pm #441025

confused rock wrote:Before it crashed, had a fun basil round where everyone went to MIIIINE DIIIIAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS in the nether. I wasn't there cuz the hop killed me and shoved me in a locker but I can imagine it was a really good time for everyone there.

I was cap, it was a great round. Start of it was pretty funny too, I asked centcomm for two buckets of lava, they made the floor lava, then we got them a diamond pick. Never found out, was Nabski or imsxz behind it?

by **DrWoofington** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:26 pm #441036

wesoda25 wrote:
confused rock wrote:Before it crashed, had a fun basil round where everyone went to MIIIINE DIIIIAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS in the nether. I wasn't there cuz the hop killed me and shoved me in a locker but I can imagine it was a really good time for everyone there.

I was cap, it was a great round. Start of it was pretty funny too, I asked centcomm for two buckets of lava, they made the floor lava, then we got them a diamond pick. Never found out, was Nabski or imsxz behind it?

It was imsxz, i asked him to turn me into an obsidian block since you wanted obsidian and gave him the 32x32 obsidian block sprite to turn me into and he did it the absolute madlad
then all of the things happened

by **confused rock** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:42 pm #441044

Why I think overthrow is broken and uninteresting

by **gum disease** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 10:56 pm #441053

these spook the fuck out of me

i hate how they move when they fly away

by **wesoda25** » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:07 pm #442191

Daily reminder that people who like singulo better because it deletes everything are fucking dweebs. Even one tesla is better than 50 singulos. Now 100 teslas?

by **PKPenguin321** » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:09 pm #442193

jesus christ how much energy did you feed it

by **Dr_bee** » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:15 pm #442201

PKPenguin321 wrote:jesus christ how much energy did you feed it

Orbiting was bugged so each energy ball it produced went off in a random direction like some sort of tesla ball shotgun.

by **wesoda25** » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:15 pm #442203

PKPenguin321 wrote:jesus christ how much energy did you feed it

normal amount (btw wasn't me). something about teslas dropping energy balls now

admins post your zoomed out pics

by **confused rock** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:17 pm #442710

When ash walkers threatened to attack the station and I found a jacob's ladder, I knew what had to be done...
I moved them to a nature preserve!

by **wesoda25** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:24 am #443959

I got an instakill rifle during an HOS round. The hulked, shield toting, shoeless clown thought he was soooooo tough. Pew pew.

also

Stress reliever

by **Steelpoint** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:31 am #444669

An interesting event of the HoS (for some reason) being forceborged, only to immediately attack and space the Moth Warden that did it when he was borged.

by **Ayy Lemoh** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:09 pm #445076

crawling in ss13 is the best way to play the game. period.
edit: more pics

rp the fucking fireman carry

by **Anonmare** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:06 pm #445272

by **confused rock** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:38 am #446257

Now I can say I...

by **PKPenguin321** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:00 am #446261

that sec officer was completely in the right tbvh

by **Anonmare** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:27 am #447522

Credit to Josie Summy for helping me fulfill my dream of making a Trauma Team HQ, even if we never got to save anyone

by **bman** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:44 pm #447563

i became Urist Steeltomes, and constructed a great chapel of gold and silver for Armok, God of Blood, and then smeared blood on its floors

i'd bring corpses, pray to Armok, and they'd be instantly gibbed for their blood to be released across the floors, once people saw me performing these miracles they became believers

Armok soon blessed me with a BLOOD DIAMOND

later in the round plasma burned the chapel down, i chose to stay and burn with it.

by **Floiven** » Sun Oct 21, 2018 4:34 pm #448010

by **wesoda25** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:37 pm #448798

Today on Mythbusters
I found out that sadly, no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power.

Even the power of 10 cats nuzzling a statue didn't raise the rad level above 30.

by **DemonFiren** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:00 am #448823

coders hate fun, who would have thought

by **Swindly** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:19 am #449113

wesoda25 wrote: no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power.

Use a uranium airlock.

by **wesoda25** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:26 am #449127

Swindly wrote:
wesoda25 wrote: no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power.

Use a uranium airlock.

If by that you mean a uranium door, I did and it doesn’t even emit radiation (if it does, its far too slow of a rate to even register on geiger counters. If you don’t mean a door; what the fuck are you on cuz airlocks don’t exist.

by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:32 am #449131

wesoda25 wrote:
Swindly wrote:
wesoda25 wrote: no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power.

Use a uranium airlock.

If by that you mean a uranium door, I did and it doesn’t even emit radiation (if it does, its far too slow of a rate to even register on geiger counters. If you don’t mean a door; what the fuck are you on cuz airlocks don’t exist.

not a door
an airlock frame that's been finished with uranium instead of metal or glass

by **wesoda25** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:34 am #449132

DemonFiren wrote:
wesoda25 wrote:
Swindly wrote:
wesoda25 wrote: no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power.

Use a uranium airlock.

If by that you mean a uranium door, I did and it doesn’t even emit radiation (if it does, its far too slow of a rate to even register on geiger counters. If you don’t mean a door; what the fuck are you on cuz airlocks don’t exist.

not a door
an airlock frame that's been finished with uranium instead of metal or glass

Welp guess its time for part 2

by **Anonmare** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:57 am #449135

>He doesn't know how to make mineral airlocks

OOF

by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:43 am #449194

because you can't powergame with mineral airlocks

by **Dr_bee** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:09 am #449197

If I remember correctly the changes to the radiation system awhile back broke uranium stuff giving off rads and it was never fixed. even before that rad collectors didnt work with uranium because of shitty snowflake code.

by **Deitus** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:01 am #449954

bunch of shots i've been meaning to upload:
disco-ball tesla

the admins reveal their true nature:

boomer captain:

HE'S IN:

some weird abomination admemes spawned:

did the grug meme as captain inspired by crag's hutpost from a while ago:

boomer station (unfortunately not *SIP*pable)

average tesla definitely not anally raping our state-of-the-art servers:

by **Grazyn** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:05 am #449970

holy shit

by **DemonFiren** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:21 am #449973

are you for fucking real

by **Farquaar** » Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:32 am #450079

Anonmare wrote:Credit to Josie Summy for helping me fulfill my dream of making a Trauma Team HQ, even if we never got to save anyone
-snip-

That's actually a really cool setup

by **confused rock** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:59 am #452513

Managed to find and, using an experiment cloner, revive Hilbert Deltarune of hotel fame.

by **Pridit** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:05 am #452720

considering it was a round rampant with shitsec I'm not even upset over how I went out

by **Ayy Lemoh** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:10 pm #453839

Everyone is Ayy Lmao station.

Spoiler:

by **Ayy Lemoh** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:50 am #454550

It's the real [dumb fucking name], guys!

Spoiler:

Also I did a Tech Priest meme with Snake Plissken

Spoiler:

by **Ayy Lemoh** » Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:19 am #455643

by **Mickyan** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:51 am #455808

by **CreationPro** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:09 am #455811

I laughed at that, nice one!

by **DemonFiren** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 9:42 am #455855

How vile.

by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:22 pm #459647

mythical rare toolbox spotted on late-night bagil

i dont even know what the fuck was going on here but im disgusted anyway

holoparasite renamed

by **Anonmare** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:48 am #459714

Those pipes make me moist

by **bman** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:41 am #459785

the chance of that toolbox appearing is around 1/1000

by **zxaber** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:40 am #460114

Oh neat, pipeworks! I suspect the idea is that they're pulling two gasses out of the source (O2 and N2, probably) and pushing the rest to waste. In this case, source and filter output link together, and so it's being used to keep only the filtered items and dump the rest. It was likely put in place to remove all contaminates from the distro after a plasma or CO2 flood, and it looks like they used two identical setups to double the filtering speed. Most people usually just volume-pump distro directly to waste until empty, and then refill with the normal mix, but to each their own.

Pipe shenanigans is always super fun, and I gotta say I enjoy the new layer manifold sprite.

by **Actionb** » Sat Dec 08, 2018 8:21 pm #460488

When the captain's party gets slightly out of control.

by **Xeroxemnas** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 3:37 am #460579

Actionb wrote:When the captain's party gets slightly out of control.

That was an amazing round. Cult got utterly shit on in a mass charge by the crew into their summoning area.