Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Firebat1234 · Post by **Firebat1234** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:20 pm #211936

Bottom post of the previous page:

Cuboos wrote:Sure, i only put up one wet floor sign when i should have put up two... but does that call for SPACING MY FUCKING JANICART?

Oh god do I hate this.
Listen: I get pleasure out of cleaning up all the shit the crew poops on the station.
And sure, I can use my backpack, but I know Chemistry is never going to refill it.
And yeah, it's real easy to take the cart 'cause I got my booties on and I'm slow.
So if you think its real funny to space my fucking cart I'm gonna snap your leg in a bear trap and beat the shit out'a you.
And clean up the mess afterwords.

Attachable pull-cord on Janitcart when?

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:11 pm #212055

HoPs using the Captain's announcement. Anyone but the Captain using the Captain's announcement for that matter. HoP's ability to give literally Captain-level access is kind of bullshit.

HoPs are terrible to begin with. They are mostly handy when you need to get extra access or to change your assignment, but when they do anything but that, they might end up being no better than an assistant with all access. I'd trust security more with that power. There is some code of conduct expected from security. While the HoP is entirely free to disobey Captain's orders, open 20 Clown slots and then fuck off after giving the existing Clown all-access.

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:02 pm #212843

For the love of all that is decent stop using the communications console to announce shitty memes I am legitimately hoping for bluespace artillery to strike us all dead for wasting company time and resources when it happens. In fact, stop meming in character in general there is no plausible way some important scientist or doctor in the 26th century is going to know or care what a Pepe is. Kek at security telling you to cooperate again one more time, fucker, see how fast I brig you. Why oh why would you screech into a headset, why are you reeing, are you being stabbed? No? Stop then.

jaxy15 · Post by **jaxy15** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:31 pm #212858

aranamor wrote:For the love of all that is decent stop using the communications console to announce shitty memes I am legitimately hoping for bluespace artillery to strike us all dead for wasting company time and resources when it happens. In fact, stop meming in character in general there is no plausible way some important scientist or doctor in the 26th century is going to know or care what a Pepe is. Kek at security telling you to cooperate again one more time, fucker, see how fast I brig you. Why oh why would you screech into a headset, why are you reeing, are you being stabbed? No? Stop then.

Excuse me, I am roleplaying as a MEME HISTORIAN.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:20 pm #212904

erp activists are gathering on singulo

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:13 am #214570

When you've been having a job and wanting to play SS13 but you can't get into it because you're super tired so you just shitpost on the forums and when you've been having a job and wanting to play SS13 but you can't get into it because you're super tired so you just shitpost on the forums and when you've been having a job and wanting to play SS13 but you can't get into it because you're super tired so you just shitpost on the forums and when.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:10 am #222818

Less of a peeve and more of a WHY is the fact that it's no longer possible to get syndicate tech to 3 without traitor items.
Cucked me out of clowning efficiently.

confused rock · Tue Nov 01, 2016 6:58 pm

isn't the xray syndie 2

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:22 pm #222957

Not anymore.
X-ray, cyborg unlock module, TYRANT board are all level 1 now.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 6:12 am #223021

Does anyone actually ever upload the TYRANT law set?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 6:55 am #223025

I want to, but I never roll potato these days.
And when I do, it's in a job that isn't expected to do science and that department is fully staffed.

Isane · Post by **Isane** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:56 am #223215

>Security brigging me for some minor crime/clowning around. Only two minutes so I don't mind
>Officer decides this requires him stripping me completely, including headset, so he can put me in a prison jumpsuit

Jesus Christ, by the time you finish that, two minutes are up. And removing my headset when I'm cooperating fully will only get me to scream "HELP, HEADSET" over comms the second I see the removal message.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:54 am #223264

Far worse, however, is mimecurity.
Real mimes or just silent officers.
TALK, YOU FUCKERS. TALK TO ME. TELL ME WHAT I DID. LET ME FUCKING DEFEND MYSELF.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:26 am #223271

Dying early in the round. Dying is not so bad after I've had enough time to have some fun, but if it's only been five minutes and suddenly I get murderboned or valid'd, it's not fun.

Onule · Post by **Onule** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 12:59 am #223425

Cuboos wrote:Dying early in the round. Dying is not so bad after I've had enough time to have some fun, but if it's only been five minutes and suddenly I get murderboned or valid'd, it's not fun.

And then there's no ghost role other than space hotel.

People turning all the tower cap logs into planks without turning one into seeds.

Okand37 · Post by **Okand37** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:10 am #223429

Space hotel can be a lot of fun with a staff.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:10 am #223445

let's dig deeper

Slettal · Post by **Slettal** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:05 am #223465

All space hotel sleepers are empty but still nobody there

Onule · Post by **Onule** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:26 pm #231472

Ash walkers who kill a legion tendril right outside the nest
You fucking knobheads stop killing what gave birth to you for a SORD

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:28 am #232089

When you try to be play your antagonist roll with some class and be different from wordlessly murdering; and sheer idiocy blows you over like a tsunami.

Sign up with Security through the HoP under pretense of getting slipped by the clown and ID stolen, and that you wanted a job anyway. They agree. Don't rush immediately to security. Chill by the cigarette machine. Order up some ciggs, engage in small talk with a uniformed officer about cigarette brands. Head to Security. Don't rush immediately for equipment lockers. Go to introduce myself to the Warden to get integrated properly. Happen to be standing next to an officer who is processing some greytider. He assumes I'm also there for processing. Get tasered, cuffed, stripped and tossed in a cell without a timer. No one believes my story about being assigned to security because I'm in a cell and therefore obviously guilty.

Didn't even have anything incriminating on me ;__;

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:58 am #232099

Miners or anyone that ventures into lavaland without a GPS needs to fuck off if they complain about staying dead because nobody can find them.

Also I fucking L O A T H E people that go golem just to piggy back on the RnD I make and just build a teleporter to get back to the station as soon as possible instead of staying in lavaland and expand.

Post by **Armhulen** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:04 am #232101

D&B wrote:Miners or anyone that ventures into lavaland without a GPS needs to fuck off if they complain about staying dead because nobody can find them.

Also I fucking L O A T H E people that go golem just to piggy back on the RnD I make and just build a teleporter to get back to the station as soon as possible instead of staying in lavaland and expand.

>they only build iron golems

(ps please fix your signature it hurts my insides)

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:20 am #232106

Armhulen wrote:(ps please fix your signature it hurts my insides)

F♂U♂C♂K

Y♂O♂U

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:02 am #236012

Hitting myself with thrown items if I happen to be moving while I throw it. Especially fun if it's a syndicate minibomb or bolas. I LOVE that moment of tension where I hope my original target doesn't realise the bolas was for them while I stand there and undo myself or have to fight them with the handicap I wanted to give them.

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:57 am #237391

D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:(ps please fix your signature it hurts my insides)
F♂U♂C♂K

Y♂O♂U

i think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down

see:F U CK

Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:59 am

Get outta that, uh, jabroni outfit

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:04 am #237393

PKPenguin321 wrote:Get outta that, uh, jabroni outfit

Yeah... Smart ass

MrAlphonzo · Post by **MrAlphonzo** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:12 pm #237484

When the HoP makes Captain announcements when the real Captain isn't looking.

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:26 pm #237555

hop roundstart gives himself all access and arrests the captain in a mutiny

just the little things really just augh

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:47 pm #237589

When I'm HoP and there's no Cap, I like to assign the spare ID to myself, paint my PDA gold, wear the Captain's spare clothes, get myself implanted and act like I've always been the captain.

It really confuses security when the actual captain shows up.

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:32 am #237681

Command that rushes the hotel to loot the Eshotgun. Worst type of people.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:32 am #237768

These faggots are literally the only reason I ever go hotel security.

InsaneHyena · Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:05 am

> I kick your ass
> Drag you to medbay and personally heal you.
> First thing you do is start attacking me again
Reeeee

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:07 am #240564

The e-shotgun should have an unremovable exile firing pin tbh. Or have it explode if someone tries to fire it off the hotel z-level, or just nuke disk it and have it refuse to leave the z-level it's assigned to.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:18 am #240569

please stop trying to clone/defib me when i am a plasmaman they do not clone/defib unless it is under a very strict set of circumstances that are not possible on some maps okay

Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:34 am

>lighting up a cig with a regular ol lighter
>see HoS stumble out the door next to me and pass out
>go to help him up
>forget to switch hands and singe him with the lighter

worst feeling

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:58 am #244170

Security that sit on their thumbs. Nevermind muh valids/muh immurshuns. If you're gonna brig them. Brig them, execute them, shoot them then and there. Nothing more annoying than being carted around for 8 minutes simply because the officer can't be arsed to make a decision or put you somewhere. Bonus points if you're an MMI and the officer leaves you in their backpack.

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:17 am #244171

Murderboning in conversion modes.

Kjolstet · Post by **Kjolstet** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:18 am #244443

people who go atmos tech, dont try and set up or optimize atmos, steal the fire axe and hardsuit and then just fuck off for the rest of the round without doing anything

and to a certain extent when people dont use the multitool in atmos to break open the fire axe cabinet and they try to fucking break it with a wrench

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:15 pm #244539

Oh yes, this triggers me so fucking much.
JESUS FUCK BEHAVE LIKE THE MORE AUTISTIC ENGINEERS YOU ARE

Cw3040 · Post by **Cw3040** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:33 pm #244560

When lizardman players' autism flares up

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:40 am #246796

AIs that are physically incapable of multitasking. Yes, you can stop watching the clown for a full second to open that door. Yes you can talk to command and track somebody security asks you to track. If you can't walk and chew gum, play a job that doesn't require you to be in more than one place at once. And no, watching somebody die is not going to stop that human from dying.

Weepo · Post by **Weepo** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:08 am #246800

My big one is when someone takes over a job or task and than does everything fucking wrong and stupid. Like swooping in and grabbing a critical patient out of my hands to drag them to the cloner, physically playing keep-away as I desperately try and explain that NO, THEY'RE STILL FUCKING ALIVE DESPITE YOUR BEST EFFORTS. As an RD this can be especially egregious since I know how to do most research related tasks (toxins isn't real research, its bomb-making and does very little to advance the cause of science) but when you get a robticist who immediately starts making regular ripleys till they're out of metal than bitches to me for more while the research and development team sits with their thumbs up their ass googling for a guide after ten solid minutes of no progress and the xenobiologist is busily making industrial amounts of gold slime and ONLY gold slime I tend to get enraged.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:11 am #246801

Kjolstet wrote:and to a certain extent when people dont use the multitool in atmos to break open the fire axe cabinet and they try to fucking break it with a wrench

I've never actually played atmos tech so huh, holy shit, you open that with a multitool, NEATO

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:08 am #246809

The Ai and the cyborgs can also open the fire axe cabinet just by clicking on it, even from a distance.

It irritates me to no end that people smash the fireaxe cabinet instead of just using the multitool or just asking the AI if you need it legitimately.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:46 am #246818

You can relock it yeah. It's easy as piss and quicker than breaking it with a wrench or something.

tbh I don't care if you have an axe as an AI because it's not explicitly a weapon of harm, it's a tool.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:47 am #246819

Qbopper wrote:
Kjolstet wrote:and to a certain extent when people dont use the multitool in atmos to break open the fire axe cabinet and they try to fucking break it with a wrench
I've never actually played atmos tech so huh, holy shit, you open that with a multitool, NEATO

You can repair it with glass anyway so its not a huge deal.

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:51 pm #247269

People who do xenobiology manually. I'm waiting for that sweet green slime juice and they've barely got metal while being abused by monkeys. WHY WOULD YOU EVER NOT USE THE MACHINE THAT TELEPORTS SLIMES AND MONKEYS AROUND

Bolien · Post by **Bolien** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:42 pm #247296

XDTM wrote:People who do xenobiology manually. I'm waiting for that sweet green slime juice and they've barely got metal while being abused by monkeys. WHY WOULD YOU EVER NOT USE THE MACHINE THAT TELEPORTS SLIMES AND MONKEYS AROUND

Wait that happens...?

Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:40 pm

Bolien wrote:
XDTM wrote:People who do xenobiology manually. I'm waiting for that sweet green slime juice and they've barely got metal while being abused by monkeys. WHY WOULD YOU EVER NOT USE THE MACHINE THAT TELEPORTS SLIMES AND MONKEYS AROUND

Wait that happens...?

The console isn't on the old wiki, and some of the other codebases don't have them so a new player who clicks the wrong one won't know about them.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:28 pm #247328

When a lizard gets uppity.