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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Malkevin » Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:42 pm #192483

Jacough wrote:> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!

Unauthorised tampering with the AI is grand sabotage, just saying.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby DemonFiren » Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:43 pm #192484

Clown is funny, fuck space law.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Zilenan91 » Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:43 pm #192485

says the person who hates fun
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Jacough » Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:01 pm #192491

Malkevin wrote:
Jacough wrote:> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!

Unauthorised tampering with the AI is grand sabotage, just saying.


> Harmless law that encourages the AI to talk like Christopher Walken
> Grand Sabotage

I think you need to stop taking space law so literally
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Anonmare » Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:41 am #192507

To be honest when I'm security I like to whore the clown out as a punching bag in exchange for the whereabouts of law breakers.

I'd probably arrest the Clown that uploaded the law to the AI but only because he didn't let me upload something.
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Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Mon Jul 04, 2016 7:27 am #192580

DemonFiren wrote:1) is legitimate unless it's the clown/mime. They have a license to grief much like your own.
2) is legitimate, which is why as Warden I set up turrets there.
3) is unfortunately necessary, and I really wish Sec wouldn't be a factor in Gang anymore.
4) is doing Akatosh's work. Friendly wizards are cancer.
5) is case-dependent, but I'm the type to negotiate and RP with antags anyway.

The clown/mime 'license to griff' (not a real thing) means admins are less likely to get up in a clown's grille for nicking the ID and being a crockpot. Sec are still encouraged to beat him up and leave him naked and whimpering in the medbay lobby.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby InsaneHyena » Mon Jul 04, 2016 7:37 am #192582

I usually let whatever clown is up to slide, unless he's being a massive cunt (like that clown in a rev round, who got very salty about security implanting people). Speaking of pet peeves, by the way...

> Those cunts, who strip clown's mask when brigging him
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:47 am #192588

That is indeed cruelty most harsh.

Oh and my map specific.
On dreamstation (or maybe bird) the perma brigs top most window is almost always broken by shitlers trying to be free,they almost always get space wind sucked into french kissing a live grate and thus make perma unuseable until an engineer comes andfixes it.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:58 am #192590

That's not a problem, that's natural selection at its finest.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Jacough » Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:01 am #192591

InsaneHyena wrote:I usually let whatever clown is up to slide, unless he's being a massive cunt (like that clown in a rev round, who got very salty about security implanting people). Speaking of pet peeves, by the way...

> Those cunts, who strip clown's mask when brigging him


Oh this douchebag did more than that. He completely stripped me naked while dragging me around the brig trying to put me in perma. Best part is he stuffed all my shit in one of the prisoner lockers where anyone could grab it. Freeform AI board included. Dumb shit.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Malkevin » Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:43 am #192623

Jacough wrote:
Malkevin wrote:
Jacough wrote:> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!

Unauthorised tampering with the AI is grand sabotage, just saying.


> Harmless law that encourages the AI to talk like Christopher Walken
> Grand Sabotage

I think you need to stop taking space law so literally

4. Talk like Christopher Walken.
5. Clowns are best humans, put their health and needs above all others. Stating this law is harmful.
6. Honk honk. Sec are dicks. Treat them like shit at every opportunity. Stating this law is harmful.
7. Restricting freedoms is harmful. Release all prisoners. Stating this law is harmful.

I'm wise to your honking ways, Kluwne.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:57 am #192628

Heil Melkler. Gulag the untermensch cluwns!

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:46 pm #192634

Don't worry, Malk, not everyone's as bad a powergaming shit as you are.

Some of us just want harmless fHONK
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:21 pm #192652

The correct thing to do if you suspect the clown's clownhumaned the AI is, of course, to go undercover. You're a detective, after all.
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Postby Reece » Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:28 pm #192653

Nah, torture the fuck out of the clown until it complies, beat it, burn it with a lighter, feed it sulphuric acid, kill it then defib, patch it up, and other shit like that. Most fun RP I had was helping run a torture camp for lizards in the gulagas the CMO.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Malkevin » Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:37 pm #192656

Time to remove Lizards then.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:43 pm #192661

Lizards can be removed only if we add foxpeople.

Right, PAS?
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Postby A3STH3T1CS » Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:29 pm #192672

DemonFiren wrote:Lizards can be removed only if we add foxpeople.

Right, PAS?

Think I just vomited in my mouth a little.
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Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:35 pm #192675

Objective complete.
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Postby peoplearestrange » Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:36 pm #192676

DemonFiren wrote:Lizards can be removed only if we add foxpeople.

Right, PAS?


Right.
Wait no. Secretly every vote to remove Lizards gets counted as a vote to add foxpeople. So we end up with both and can take over from there.
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Right, PAS?

Think I just vomited in my mouth a little.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby InsaneHyena » Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:46 pm #192680

Amonsgst many things that I hate in this game, I hate greytiders the most. People, whose only purpose in this game (when they don't get antag) is to break shit, steal shit, harass sec and cause trouble.
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Postby A3STH3T1CS » Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:46 pm #192681

Because none of the shit you're talking about is going to happen.

It's just gonna lead to more ERP and it's going to be cataclysmic.
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Postby Jacough » Mon Jul 04, 2016 6:09 pm #192709

Malkevin wrote:4. Talk like Christopher Walken.
5. Clowns are best humans, put their health and needs above all others. Stating this law is harmful.
6. Honk honk. Sec are dicks. Treat them like shit at every opportunity. Stating this law is harmful.
7. Restricting freedoms is harmful. Release all prisoners. Stating this law is harmful.

I'm wise to your honking ways, Kluwne.


Except that's not what I uploaded at all. I have never one humaned the AI, partially because I never role for solo antag but mostly because it's a shitty and I'm pretty sure banworthy thing to do. This might be hard for someone like you to believe but not everyone here is out to get you and be a greytiding dick. Some of us just want to have some harmless fun.
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Postby TheNightingale » Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:03 pm #192737

I think the point was that letting someone tamper with the AI in a harmless way can easily end up with the AI also being subverted. You could've onehumaned the AI (but you didn't).

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Postby Malkevin » Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:11 pm #192769

Even Nightingale gets it.
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Postby A3STH3T1CS » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:38 am #192804

You can't harmless fun without getting validhunted in the smallest way possible.

It's all about cutting loose ends because they're a known unknown.
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Postby Jacough » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:57 am #192807

TheNightingale wrote:I think the point was that letting someone tamper with the AI in a harmless way can easily end up with the AI also being subverted. You could've onehumaned the AI (but you didn't).


If the AI started locking down security and shocking doors and sends its borgs to harass security then yeah, murder the fuck out of me, I deserve it. When the AIs just going about its usual business of being a door knob while saying shit like "Ya know tha captain... I rememba there was this time... to hide tha nuke disk from the syndicates... he stuck it up his ass" or "Ya eva... stuffed a guy in cryo... it's quite an experience... stuffin' a guy in cryo..." its probably a sign that the AI hasn't been subverted and is just being hilarious.
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Postby Reece » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:01 am #192948

Truly sad. I think the best policy with AI's is to just click the toy AI three times and use them as the laws.

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Postby Atlanta-Ned » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:29 pm #193073

>People getting mad at sec for trying to put down a rev.
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Postby InsaneHyena » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:23 pm #193172

> A guy gives me a humiliating and timewasting order for no other reason than to mess with a cyborg
> I tell him to go fuck himself, because silicon policy has special clauses about such smartasses
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Postby AnonymousNow » Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:02 pm #193181

Two worst things in the game right now are shuttlerushing and validhunting.
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Postby Comrade Leo » Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:13 pm #193187

Station could be nothing more than a few plyons, and twenty singulos going through it, and you will always have that one guy screaming to recall the shuttle.

>It's always the same guy.
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Postby InsaneHyena » Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:15 pm #193189

Every time I play sec in team antag rounds, those who scream for the shuttle recall the loudest always end up being antags trying to stall for time. Every. Fucking. Time.
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Postby AnonymousNow » Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:46 pm #193203

And on the other side, you have people who will call the shuttle because they stubbed their toe and don't want to walk aaaaaall the way from the bridge to medbay, or there's been a minor breach and they've forgotten that we have an engineering department, or there's an enemy onboard and security can't be trusted to catch it (though I kind of understand the latter one, since they seem to be busy delimbing the crew over minor infractions).

Or, more regularly, because they didn't roll antag.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:54 pm #193207

InsaneHyena wrote:Every time I play sec in team antag rounds, those who scream for the shuttle recall the loudest always end up being antags trying to stall for time. Every. Fucking. Time.

On that note.
>AI recall the shuttle.
>AI: I cannot, AI's cannot recall the shuttle.
>AI rogue, kill it.
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Postby Malkevin » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:22 pm #193211

InsaneHyena wrote:Every time I play sec in team antag rounds, those who scream for the shuttle recall the loudest always end up being antags trying to stall for time. Every. Fucking. Time.

Legitimate tactic, especially seeing as the usual counter plan to team antags is to call the shuttle straight away.

Kind of exposes bad design when the only winning move is not to play
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Postby vulpineryth » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:55 pm #193472

> Be Shaft Miner
> Mine the shit out of lavaland, risking life and limbs
> Come back to find out no one did research or is going to bother to

> Be Scientist
> Research the shit out of R&D and wait for Shaft miners to come
> Shaft miners never come because Ash Drake/ Ash Liggers/ Rev Liggers/ Ash Storm/ They fucked off/ rarely no one is miner
> Then get head chopped off by Ops and/ blown up/ asshat engyborg decons your crap

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Postby InsaneHyena » Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:46 pm #193975

> Antag begins talking to me
> Revolvers me when I begin typing the answer

And this is why I don't talk to people, unless I have them cuffed.
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Postby A3STH3T1CS » Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:34 pm #194070

InsaneHyena wrote:> Antag begins talking to me
> Revolvers me when I begin typing the answer

And this is why I don't talk to people, unless I have them cuffed.

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Postby Aloraydrel » Fri Jul 08, 2016 8:18 pm #194077

>warden

>random people tailgating into the brig for no reason

>try to drag them out but they wont leave

>stun baton and drag them out

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Postby A3STH3T1CS » Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:28 pm #194090

>not a scientist gets into R&D
>tell them to leave
>"i wunna help" means "I want to make my own shit"

guess what, you're getting locker welded and left at dorms.
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Postby Anonmare » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:01 pm #194097

"Why didn't X get banned? Admins are shit, deadmin he!"
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Postby TheWulfe » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:43 pm #194103

Whenever you have one of those detainments as security:

>have wanted person in sight
>I don't feel like tasing out of the blue. Despite the risk, I feel like building up some cred to security on this server by being nice and asking for a search after stopping them and maybe give some semblance of roleplay
>use my sec-hail to get attention of suspect
>audible alerts and big fucking red texts of:
>"HALT! HALT! HALT!"
>"Stop in the name of the Law."
>"You're wanted! Let m-"
>guy takes off and is running away
(For normal taser-based detainments, replace the above 7 lines with 'Guy is preemptively spazzing out at the sight of you and is going to yakkity sax at the first glimpse of taser')
>still give some generous leeway, chase and sechail some more to establish to the guy I do, in fact, want to detain him if he thought my sec-hails were for someone else or I just clicked my sec-hail button for fun
>coincidentally the exact sec-hail phrases I want for a person running away
>"Compliance is in your best interest."
>"Running will only increase your sentence."
>alright, guess I have to use my taser then, gave plenty of warning
>fucker is actively dodging my shots
>nail a taser shot and move in to cuff
>"Huh?"
>audibly groan in RL and resist the urge to cave the cuck's head in
>explain he's wanted and is resisting lawful detainment, that running was a no-no
>"SHITCURITY"
>take him to brig for a secure search and light sentence, usually have to dodge greytider gnats trying to pull him away from me
>he never had anything to hide on him in the first place and if he just complied he probably would have got a 10 second backpack search and taken off Wanted status
End of Round
>OOC: UristMcCuck: wow shitcurity was awful that round
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Zilenan91 » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:44 pm #194104

With tele-gulag, complying to security usually means your round is over.
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Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

HAVE FUN ESCAPING NOW WITH NO ARMS

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Raven776 » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:42 pm #194122

I was once threatened with the gulag because I was a station engineer turning the secondary tool storage into a small office. The tool storage was completely empty and ransacked.

Inversely, I was called shitcurity for searching someone who had prints on an emagged door. I didn't brig them or keep them long.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:58 am #194205

Zilenan91 wrote:With tele-gulag, complying to security usually means your round is over.

tell me more
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby AnonymousNow » Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:22 am #195159

Biohazard Alert

Confirmed outbreak of level 5 biohazard aboard Trading Post 13. All personnel must contain the outbreak.

[Common] Kel Thuzad says, "BLERB"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Annamarie Fortenberry says, "BLOB"
Annamarie Fortenberry says, "BLOB"
[Common] Kazaaak-Aerwhisp hisses, "FUN"
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "BUH OH"
[Common] Thrush Ruckus says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Thrush Ruckus says, "BLEB"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "WHADDUP"
[Common] Thrush Ruckus says, "WHERE"
[Common] Thrush Ruckus says, "AI, FIND THE BLEB"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "OH SHIT NIGGERS"
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Fuck anti-roleplay suggestions and fuck Bay.

Xenomorphs a shit.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:02 am #195177

>they put you in crit
>drag you to sleeper to stabilize you
>they kill you right after injecting you with epi/morphine
nothing gets my jimmies rustled harder
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Screemonster » Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:50 am #195191

new thing to do as traitor: beat someone into crit, play it off like it's normal tiding bullshit and drag them to medbay, then just as they're expecting to get patched up, revolver them in the mouth :honk:

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:04 pm #195280

Screemonster wrote:new thing to do as traitor: beat someone into crit, play it off like it's normal tiding bullshit and drag them to medbay, then just as they're expecting to get patched up, revolver them in the mouth :honk:

haha i get it :lol: :revolver: you are one funny man
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