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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby newfren » Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:24 pm #154631

TheNightingale wrote:Adding sneezing to it just irks me. Sure, it increases the spread, but not everyone actually wants a virus for some reason; forcing it on them is pretty bad. That, and you can fit another good symptom in instead of sneezing.

Toxic filter/toxin compensation/self-respiration/ocular restoration/stimulant/weight even is what I usually go for.

There's actually a 7th good symptom now (DNA Restoration) so you can't fit all the symptoms you want on 1 disease but that doesn't actually matter because if you've made one disease there's very little work involved in continuing on to make the full three - and the healing from them stacks.

I generally try and give every disease Sneezing, Toxic Compensation, and Toxic Filter. After that as long as each symptom is on any one of my diseases it doesn't matter. I should probably prioritise getting DAR onto each strain as well given it looks like the brain damage and radiation treatment effects might stack but they're such minor things that it doesn't matter.

The only time I bother to get rid of sneezing is when I'm converted in a gang round early by a CMO or whatever so I can give only my gang the regeneration memes.



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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PKPenguin321 » Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:51 am #154654

TheNightingale wrote:Adding sneezing to it just irks me. Sure, it increases the spread, but not everyone actually wants a virus for some reason; forcing it on them is pretty bad. That, and you can fit another good symptom in instead of sneezing.

Toxic filter/toxin compensation/self-respiration/ocular restoration/stimulant/weight even is what I usually go for.

>what if they don't want the virus
they can just drink some salt if they're that upset about emoting a sneeze now and then
besides, what're they gonna do, beat me up? i'm fucking immortal
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Postby IcePacks » Wed Feb 17, 2016 3:59 am #154692

virology sucks
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Postby Buggy » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:13 am #154694

IcePacks wrote:virology sucks

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Postby ShadowDimentio » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:23 am #154699

Real talk, virology releasing a virus is literally the worst thing. Literally breaks combat because neither side can get the other to hold still long enough to shoot or melee them unless you're slipping floors or shitting flashbangs.

At least one of my murderboners has gone limp because I straight couldn't kill any of the demigods on the station
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Postby AngryTurnip » Thu Feb 18, 2016 5:13 pm #155023

Being a ghost and watching a Xenobiologist breeding slimes manually instead of using the consoles is probably my biggest pet peeve. It doesn't happen often but when it does I feel like screaming at my screen.

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Postby Drynwyn » Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:16 pm #155100

When I'm a cyborg and the captain or whoever declares "Law 2 AI, X causes human harm." No, fuck you, a thousand times, that's not how laws work.
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Postby Screemonster » Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:26 pm #155252

Drynwyn wrote:When I'm a cyborg and the captain or whoever declares "Law 2 AI, X causes human harm." No, fuck you, a thousand times, that's not how laws work.

Anything of the format "law 2, (declarative statement)"

"law 2 door" isn't even a complete sentence.

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Postby Cheimon » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:43 am #155355

People that, instead of making a request, just say "AI" and then wait, then keep repeating it. I've got stuff to do: tell me what you want, don't expect me to try and worm out an order from you. It's even less of an order than "door AI" (though even that can be too vague occasionally).

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Postby Anonmare » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:53 am #155361

On that note, people who try to play "Gotcha!" with the AI by trying all sorts of things to convinve everyone else the AI is breaking it's laws/rogue/coerce it into doing anything they want.

I.E. Self-harm based coercion, "Tasers are HARM!", claiming they're Human when they're evidently not (see Hulks, Slimepeople and the occasional Lizardperson), telling me to leak N2O to "harmlessly pacify a criminal", claiming their orders are more important because of rank, repeatedly calling out a door that's either unaccessable to me or restricted (See Armoury in a non-existential threat situation) and my absoloute favourite:- "AI law 2 kill yourself." "Unable to comply." "AI ROUGE BLOW THE BORGS HALP AI KILLING ME."
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:32 am #155376

Anonmare wrote:On that note, people who try to play "Gotcha!" with the AI by trying all sorts of things to convinve everyone else the AI is breaking it's laws/rogue/coerce it into doing anything they want.

I.E. Self-harm based coercion, "Tasers are HARM!", claiming they're Human when they're evidently not (see Hulks, Slimepeople and the occasional Lizardperson), telling me to leak N2O to "harmlessly pacify a criminal", claiming their orders are more important because of rank, repeatedly calling out a door that's either unaccessable to me or restricted (See Armoury in a non-existential threat situation) and my absoloute favourite:- "AI law 2 kill yourself." "Unable to comply." "AI ROUGE BLOW THE BORGS HALP AI KILLING ME."

as a mirror to this, i hate it when i call to an AI to open a maint door that i'm behind and describe in painful detail which one it is, but because i'm in maint and they can't track me to get to the door faster they just give up and pretend law two doesn't exist. (i mean the doors that lead to maint directly from a department, the ones that the AI can still see)
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Postby Cuboos » Thu Feb 25, 2016 1:43 am #156892

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:On that note, people who try to play "Gotcha!" with the AI by trying all sorts of things to convinve everyone else the AI is breaking it's laws/rogue/coerce it into doing anything they want.

I.E. Self-harm based coercion, "Tasers are HARM!", claiming they're Human when they're evidently not (see Hulks, Slimepeople and the occasional Lizardperson), telling me to leak N2O to "harmlessly pacify a criminal", claiming their orders are more important because of rank, repeatedly calling out a door that's either unaccessable to me or restricted (See Armoury in a non-existential threat situation) and my absoloute favourite:- "AI law 2 kill yourself." "Unable to comply." "AI ROUGE BLOW THE BORGS HALP AI KILLING ME."

as a mirror to this, i hate it when i call to an AI to open a maint door that i'm behind and describe in painful detail which one it is, but because i'm in maint and they can't track me to get to the door faster they just give up and pretend law two doesn't exist. (i mean the doors that lead to maint directly from a department, the ones that the AI can still see)


On another similar note, being an AI on a server your not familiar with. I know just about every door on box, so an assistant can scream " AI open *this area maint* door ", and I know exactly where that is, but on meta and especially on anything else, is confusing as hell
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PKPenguin321 » Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:38 am #156908

Cuboos wrote:
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On another similar note, being an AI on a server your not familiar with. I know just about every door on box, so an assistant can scream " AI open *this area maint* door ", and I know exactly where that is, but on meta and especially on anything else, is confusing as hell

that's understandable, just shout out something like "I'm not familiar with this station, give me a bit to find you" or something so I at least know what's going through your head
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Thu Feb 25, 2016 7:47 pm #157138

"You need two heads to go into the AI core"
No, no you do not. Your laws are Asimovs laws, and they don't mention needing two humans at all, this shit isn't mentioned fucking anywhere.

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Postby DemonFiren » Thu Feb 25, 2016 7:53 pm #157143

Reece wrote:"You need two heads to go into the AI core"
No, no you do not. Your laws are Asimovs laws, and they don't mention needing two humans at all, this shit isn't mentioned fucking anywhere.

It's a relic from Bay, I believe.
I know there was a rule like that on Bay.
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Postby Screemonster » Thu Feb 25, 2016 7:54 pm #157144

Reece wrote:"You need two heads to go into the AI core"
No, no you do not. Your laws are Asimovs laws, and they don't mention needing two humans at all, this shit isn't mentioned fucking anywhere.


This is a symptom of a larger problem. Namely, "fuckwits who act like the way things are done on one server means that's how they're done on other servers".
The two-heads thing is Baystation IIRC.

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Postby Reece » Thu Feb 25, 2016 8:27 pm #157156

It's insane that's what it is! The level of long sightedness you need in order to assume that the mere possibility of the person uploading harmful laws would also by that merit allow the AI to do whatever the fuck it wants via justifying it with 'well that could lead to harm through...' and then making whatever shit it wants up. The entire point of Asimov's laws was that they were stupid.

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Postby Anonmare » Thu Feb 25, 2016 8:30 pm #157157

Silicon Policy does say that an AI can ask there to be a head of staff to go in the Upload if the person is not the RD or the Captain (I forget the proper wording), even if they are a Head of Staff themself. But if it's satisfied and you're not wielding a weapon/covered in blood or otherwise have done anything harmful; the AI has no business denying you access and MUST let you in.
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Postby Reece » Thu Feb 25, 2016 8:39 pm #157161

Actually just checked the silicon policy. Turns out that you can in fact demand it.
Any silicon under Asimov can deny orders to allow access to the upload at any time under Law 1 given probable cause to believe that human harm is the intent of the person giving the order (Referred to for the remainder of 2.1.6 simply as "probable cause").
Probable cause includes presence of confirmed traitors, cultists/tomes, nuclear operatives, or any other human acting against the station in general; the person not having upload access for their job; the presence of blood or an openly carried lethal-capable or lethal-only weapon on the requester; or anything else beyond cross-round character, player, or metagame patterns that indicates the person seeking access intends redefinition of humans that would impede likelihood of or ability to follow current laws as-written.
If you lack at least one element of probable cause and you deny upload access, you are liable to receive a warning or a silicon ban.
You are allowed, but not obligated, to deny upload access given probable cause.
You are obligated to disallow an individual you know to be harmful (Head of Security who just executed someone, etc.) from accessing your upload.
In the absence of probable cause, you can still demand someone seeking upload access be accompanied by another trustworthy human or a cyborg.
That's bloody annoying.

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Postby TheNightingale » Thu Feb 25, 2016 8:54 pm #157166

It's in place so your average crewmember can't just go "Law 2, let me upload a law" and then the AI gets OneHumaned. If they don't have a good reason to be uploading laws, they're not getting in without being accompanied by someone who does. And "AI, let me in, I'm going to RoboCop you so you can kill the traitors" isn't a good reason.

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Postby Reece » Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:05 pm #157168

That seems like it would be covered by the law 1 thing. Only RD and captain have access to upload IIRC. it seems silly to have to ask another person without access to enter an area which you have access to without the AI screeching like a nutjob and having the detective run in and beat you to a pulp.

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Postby TheNightingale » Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:42 pm #157185

Worst is Captains who try and PALADIN/RoboCop/freeform "enemies of NanoTrasen are not human, the Captain decides who the enemies are" at roundstart (often before I even remember to bolt the upload). The AI is a neutral third-party who wants to minimise harm, and giving it validhunting laws without justification is awful. Back when NTSL was around, you could set Beepsky to detain mode and mute them from comms, but not any more.

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Postby Super Aggro Crag » Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:19 pm #157189

people who scream "TRAITOR KILLING ME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP" 200 times over comms when you disable them when they've been charging you for 20 minutes trying to kill you. if you strip their comms off they scream even more and then people believe them.
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Postby IcePacks » Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:23 pm #157204

as a general rule i feel more compelled to kill people who shriek about how you're going to kill them when you're really not
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Postby TechnoAlchemist » Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:39 pm #157210

You can perma people for that fun fact

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Postby TheNightingale » Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:44 pm #157216

I've always heard it as; if someone says you're doing something that you're not, you're then allowed to do that thing. So if they go "HELP SEC IS BEATING ME" when you stunbaton them, get in a few good whacks while you're at it; if they shout ";S-S-SEC ROUGE HOS KILLING ME HALP MAINT", take their headset then send their body to Robotics.

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Postby Cheimon » Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:53 am #157279

Faint-hearted revolutionaries who baulk at the idea of killing the Chief Medical Officer.

The CMO is the epitome of what is wrong with Nanotrasen: they are a worthless bureaucrat, existing only to promote licentiousness and decay, they ignore their staff, they have no real tasks of their own, they dress in fine clothing and pretend that this makes them better. They are a glorified doctor with no reason to exist. At least the Head of Personnel must be there to give out access, and the Research Director must exist to destroy the false silicons, but the CMO does nothing unique or worthwhile. All they do is lord it over the common people! In a revolution, it must be such aristocrats whose heads adorn revolutionary spears, first and foremost! If you're not getting rid of the people that hoarded resources without contributing themselves, then the revolution has failed. Even a security officer deserves some pity as you cut him down: he serves because he is brainwashed. The CMOs of this world do their self-righteous persecution of their own free will, and should not be allowed a comfortable exile.

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Postby Xhuis » Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:29 am #157293

Cheimon wrote:anarchy

To be honest, the CMO is a bit of a joke anyway. In my experience, any Medbay personnel that don't feel like doing their jobs won't ever do them no matter what you threaten or promise should they listen to you, and just use their job as a free pass into the Medbay. The only CMO I can even remember by name is Phoebe Lotsu, and even they would immediately forsake their duties for "le catgurl meme im so cute xDDDD".
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Postby newfren » Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:02 am #157319

When I play CMO I just replace any medbay staff that isn't there that shift/fucked off to do something else (hello chemistry).

Generally I also have to make sure all of my doctors actually know how to use the sleepers/cryo/cloning.

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Postby Anonmare » Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:56 am #157334

Most of the time as CMO I have to do everyone else's job because chem fucks off to fuck each other in the ass with space lube and drugs, and the MDs have the troubling disability of not existing.
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Postby kazeespada » Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:09 am #157364

Super Aggro Crag wrote:people who scream "TRAITOR KILLING ME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP" 200 times over comms when you disable them when they've been charging you for 20 minutes trying to kill you. if you strip their comms off they scream even more and then people believe them.

I was a traitor, so.... It worked.
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Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:20 am #157380

kazeespada wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:people who scream "TRAITOR KILLING ME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP" 200 times over comms when you disable them when they've been charging you for 20 minutes trying to kill you. if you strip their comms off they scream even more and then people believe them.

I was a traitor, so.... It worked.

if by worked you mean got you beaten to death, soul shared, and cremated by me then yes it did work.
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Postby Zilenan91 » Sat Feb 27, 2016 1:04 am #157531

Had this engineer walking into the bar a while ago on Meta. I went to AFK in my backroom to use the bathroom irl, and when I came back the fucker had deconstructed my tables. I tell him to knock that shit off and kick him out of the bar, also leaving myself to go look for some plasteel to repair my tables. When I get back, not finding any plasteel, I see that the fucker had used all of my plasteel on making a fucking laser reflector, so I bottlesmash him into crit. The entire time he's screaming "HELP HANZL EONID KILLING ME BAR HELP" while I'm telling everyone else he's being super shitty while sec grabs him and leaves, not bothering me at all. Eventually he comes back and starts throwing metal rods at me (lol Hippie player) and I shoot him to death with buckshot I'd printed while he was getting healed. He then comes back AGAIN to try to build more fucking reflectors so I bottle smash him to death, strip him in escape, and am just about to space him when I got PM'd by Shaps. Apparently the mongoloid had ahelped this, so I explain it to Shaps, Shaps says he was really shitty, and I go on my way, leaving his corpse a few tiles outside of escape and I never see him alive again.
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Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:19 am #157577

are metal rods super robust on hippie or something?
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Postby Zilenan91 » Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:23 am #157579

Yeah they embed and do like 12 throwing damage, so taking a stack and throwing them kills basically everybody, especially since multiple items can embed on the same limb unlike here, where only one can embed in every limb, meaning that they'll bleed like a motherfucker.
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Postby Malkevin » Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:09 pm #157636

I remember when metal rods on here were still robust, floor tiles too.
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Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:58 pm #157650

i miss acid being robust
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Sat Feb 27, 2016 3:04 pm #157651

Does acid even work anymore? I tried using it on a guy with a cursed mask and it did jack shit for fifteen minutes.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:25 pm #157708

Malkevin wrote:I remember when metal rods on here were still robust, floor tiles too.

floor tiles still are, especially against simple mobs like constructs or zombies
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Anonmare » Sat Feb 27, 2016 11:13 pm #157786

Acid is basically piss water now tbh
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Sat Feb 27, 2016 11:19 pm #157788

Anonmare wrote:Acid is basically piss water now tbh

If you want to kill someone in an amusing way as a chemist, then simply make one needle full of 2/3rds the materials for the expanding fireball, and another with one 1/3 and morphine, then tag them and yakety around them until they drop, shoot them with the other one and they're ash inside a minute.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Miauw » Sun Feb 28, 2016 6:22 pm #158061

Luke Cox wrote:HoSes who do lame ass executions instead of making public spectacles out of it. If you're going to kill somebody, make it fun for people to watch. The courtroom is the best place for this, all you need to to is make a meat rack and slap them on it. If the AI isn't asimov, announce this to the station. Then, the fun can begin. If you're in a hurry, smash them with the wine bottle in your office and burn them alive. If you have more time, kill them via unstable mutagen IV drip. If it's a traitor, using items they had on them is ideal. Executions should always be ironic if possible.


oh man this

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Malkevin » Sun Feb 28, 2016 6:55 pm #158071

Too bad the AI will soon be back to its moaning self.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Jazaen » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:16 pm #158091

Perma them, don't talk about the execution on sec channel, get RD over PDA to change AIs laws, ahelp if it doesn't let the head (possibly with another head as a guarantor) into the upload. Then execute.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby TheNightingale » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:30 pm #158093

If you really have to execute someone with an Asimov AI around, distract the AI (have an Officer go "Hey, AI, track {person}"), then shoot them five times with a laser and bodybag them. Or just don't execute people, which is another good option.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Screemonster » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:46 pm #158102

put them into literally any room without a camera and strip them except for internals set to 0kPa. do it on the gulag and say they suicided/went braindead.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Shaps-cloud » Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:32 pm #158531

Xhuis wrote:
Cheimon wrote:anarchy

To be honest, the CMO is a bit of a joke anyway. In my experience, any Medbay personnel that don't feel like doing their jobs won't ever do them no matter what you threaten or promise should they listen to you, and just use their job as a free pass into the Medbay. The only CMO I can even remember by name is Phoebe Lotsu, and even they would immediately forsake their duties for "le catgurl meme im so cute xDDDD".

Lmfao you can go fuck yourself xhuis, I'm one of the most consistent CMO's and players there are, just the other day I singlehandedly cured a rogue viro disease and fungal TB while dodging nuke ops and keeping people alive and healthy in the meantime. If you're going to shittalk people to fit with your slanted viewpoint of whatever you're trying to push, actually make sure you've got the right person
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PKPenguin321 » Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:02 pm #158608

Shaps wrote:
Xhuis wrote:
Cheimon wrote:anarchy

To be honest, the CMO is a bit of a joke anyway. In my experience, any Medbay personnel that don't feel like doing their jobs won't ever do them no matter what you threaten or promise should they listen to you, and just use their job as a free pass into the Medbay. The only CMO I can even remember by name is Phoebe Lotsu, and even they would immediately forsake their duties for "le catgurl meme im so cute xDDDD".

Lmfao you can go fuck yourself xhuis, I'm one of the most consistent CMO's and players there are, just the other day I singlehandedly cured a rogue viro disease and fungal TB while dodging nuke ops and keeping people alive and healthy in the meantime. If you're going to shittalk people to fit with your slanted viewpoint of whatever you're trying to push, actually make sure you've got the right person


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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:35 am #158664

Shaps wrote:
Xhuis wrote:
Cheimon wrote:anarchy

To be honest, the CMO is a bit of a joke anyway. In my experience, any Medbay personnel that don't feel like doing their jobs won't ever do them no matter what you threaten or promise should they listen to you, and just use their job as a free pass into the Medbay. The only CMO I can even remember by name is Phoebe Lotsu, and even they would immediately forsake their duties for "le catgurl meme im so cute xDDDD".

Lmfao you can go fuck yourself xhuis, I'm one of the most consistent CMO's and players there are, just the other day I singlehandedly cured a rogue viro disease and fungal TB while dodging nuke ops and keeping people alive and healthy in the meantime. If you're going to shittalk people to fit with your slanted viewpoint of whatever you're trying to push, actually make sure you've got the right person

i can confirm that this happened as I was playing Hedwig "The Fujoshit That Don't Quit" Algebra and was in a biosuit dragging people through a slip and slide of human vomit to Phoebe "Literally WHO (world health organization)" Lotsu to get cured.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby ShadowDimentio » Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:42 am #158680

Pheobe Slutsu is actually one of the few memorable CMOs, which is a testament to them merely because the CMO is forgettable as hell most rounds.
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