>chemist
>you are the traitor
>assassinate illillious, the roboticist
>make some spacewalking patches
>buy support holoparasite
>we try to set his bluespace pad in space but it doesn't work
>no murderboner
>create my meme mix again because it worked so well last round
>buy an agent card and start wandering maint
>suddenly schlomo gaskin
>officer
>"Freeze!"
>he's dragging beepsky
>he's walking toward me
>whirl around and pop a syringe at him
>he stumbles toward me for a sec and then goes down
>slap on some cablecuffs
>strip him
>drag him to a maintenance closet and choke him to death while my holoparasite slaps him over and over
>ayy loot pinata
>scan his id with my agent card, take some of his stun weapons and his cuffs
>stuff the rest of him into a locker (along with the smashed remains of Beepsky) and throw it into space
>snag some metal and build a floor tile in space where my holoparasite puts his platform
>ayy
>gotta find my target
>head to arrivals
>he's walking around with a secborg behind him
>notsuspicious.jpg
>consult my holoparasite and we agree it might be double agent
>shadow him
>he meets up with another secborg
>i hear syndicate radio chat
>not sure how - maybe he gave a key to his borge - but he's clearly a traitor
>duck into maintenance, buy EMP kit, and form a plan
>i'll run out and use my EMP implant on the borgs
>my parasite teleports the borgs away and i pop ill with a syringe
>easy
>run out and trigger my implant
>i go biind and become confused
>ill recovers and drags the non-teleported borg away
>fuck
>head south and recover
>wait a while and head back up
>illillious is chatting with thomas laser
>fuck it
>jump out and syringe ill
>pull him after me into arrivals maint
>thomas gives chase with nothing
>SUDDENLY
>A HOLOPARASITE APPEARS FROM THOMAS
>the holoparasites start dueling each other
>quickly slap cuffs on ill and continue dragging him
>lure thomas into a one-tile corridor as the holoparasites fight
>NOW'S MY CHANCE
>whip out my syringe gun and fire another syringe at thomas
>he gets hit and goes down
>harmbaton his ass to death and his holoparasite dies
>quickly drag them both to a locker to search them
>ill has an emag but that's about it
>open thomas laser's backpack
>FIVE TANK TRANSFER VALVES AND A SIGNALLER
>relay this to my holoparasite, who agrees that we hit the motherlode
>drag all the bombs onto the bodies and retreat to a safe distance
>"CHICK CHICKY BOOM"
>press the button
>server lags
>multiple explosions
>take this time to actually catch up on what's going on
>ai is going apeshit about norton antivirus
>shuttle has 3 minutes left on the clock
>ok time to take a sec pod
>head back a little and find a dazed secborg
>emp it with my emp flashlight and harmbaton it
>collect its components and start on another exoskeleton
>mmi asks where we're going
>i tell it narnia and it shuts up
>head to security through a broken window because all the doors are shocked
>finish my borg
>name it "BEEP BOOP I'M EMAGGED"
>create it
>emag it
>head into the armory with my emag and armor up
>riot helmet, ablative best, autorifle on my belt because i'm out of syringes
>tell the borg to go murderbone at escape
>it heads off
>me and my holoparasite board the sec pod
>around 50 seconds left
>suddenly a carp appears in front of the window
>badmins pls
>starts smashing the window
>keep welding the window and yelling at the carp to think of its family
>screams over radio about an emagged secborg
>shuttle launches
>turn on the intercom and my holoparasite starts making shitty jokes
>shuttle arrives
>
G R E E N T E X T
>oh and it was double agent
