Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

[PKPenguin321]

Bottom post of the previous page:

it's not about winning, it's about fun!

[D&B]

>Traitor Miner
>Don't feel like killing
>Tell the other miners I plan on bringing a drake on station and that they should stay away
>Also buy them stuff from my uplink to buy their silence
>Memes happen, manage to get the drake into the shuttle but fail to get it onto station
>Meanwhile, someone planted shadowshrooms
>An engineer is called to repair cargo
>They get the drake on station
>Cue the station being darker than Kenya and a man eating dragon running around
>Literally jumped out of the shadows onto people
>Deadchat going wild
>It gets on the shuttle
>Last four crewmen survive by hiding in the shuttle bathroom
>Drake stuck on station as some kind of freaky lizard anglerfish, lighting people to their death.

Arguably the only good experience I've had with shadowshrooms.

[Slignerd]

> me and Klara go mining
> ash drake right outside
> we fight it together
> unfortunately I die in the process
> she kills it afterwards
> gets spectral blade
> at the time I'm the only ghost, so Klara goas about with the spirit of a fallen companiom
> she returns to the station with my head, goes to medbay in an attempt to me human again
> instead I say fuck it, lost all my gear anyway
> as a ghost still, point her to Robotics and an MMI
> once in an MMI, I ask if she wants me as ghost buddy, MMI buddy or mining cyborg buddy
> ended up staying as an MMI
> I make a side comment about how the MMI wastes her inventory space
> she comes up with an idea and asks the roboticist for a cavity implant
> spend the rest of the round inside Klara's chest

[Jarek]

>Roll traitor
>Kill medical man, Die glorious death
>Check discounts
>Syndie bomb 2tc's for some reason
>Formulate plan
>During plan, Draw B letter in medbay and collect a wrench
>Dress up as a terrorist, Name myself "Terrorist" with an agent ID
>Buy stretchkin too, Because glock
>Activate bomb in escape and drag it yelling "RUSH B!!"
>Enter medbay and plant bomb with a wrench on the B sign
>Shoot anyone that comes close and yell about defending the bomb
>Bomb explodes and kills me
>Target was not in medbay and doesnt die in the blast, but dies later on due to other traitors
>Terrorists win
Shitty CSGO meme is shit but it was still funny damnit.

[ShadowDimentio]

>Viroguy
>Traitor
>Crack knuckles, lets fucking do this
>Have done the pandemic gimmick several times
>Have worked out the kinks so now it's a solid gold strat
>Ask to trade for unstable uranium gel
>Not today champ
>Review my previously logged custom viruses
>Get an idea
>One virus is too quickly defeated as the crew just powergames the cure, but two...
>Whip up two robust
>Gear up the standard infiltrator array: Agent ID, noslips, x4 bomb bag, dart gun, adrenal for emergencies
>Set out into the station
>Infect like crazy, they know someone's shooting darts but not who
>The two viruses take hold of the crew
>One virus is fast-spreading necrosis, not terribly deadly but it scares the crew to flock to medbay
>The other virus is slow-spreading but progresses fast and packs a punch, and much more importantly is nigh impossible to cure
>The crew nearly all die out
>Accidentally get infected by the first infected crewmember who stubbornly refused to die
>Break into the vault and chug all the gold
>That'll learn 'em
>Shuttle docks
>Like five people on, including myself
>One emags and we launch early
>They fight among each other about who did it
>Quietly plant an X4 in the middle of the shuttle
>Flee to the space suit storage area and kick my feet up
>Another bomb goes off, clearing the shuttle for everyone except me
>GREENTEXTU

>Next round
>Chappy
>Traitor
>Ask to trade for a shell
>Denied
>Meh I'll just buy an autistic toolbox then
>Do it
>Kill four people
>Next guy is on the ropes
>Autistic toolbox turns on you!
>Die
>He dies too
>Two other passersby die too
>Borg tries to get a guard to handle the toolbox
>Guard picks it up, walks ten feet, slips, drops it, wanders off
>Autistic toolbox wakes up again!
>In the middle of an average wet patch from janitor cleaning is a sentient toolbox slaughtering everyone that slips
>Five fucking people die
>Borg finally gets the sec guy to destroy the corpse
>11 corpses total
>My fucking face when slips are the most dangerous weapon

[cedarbridge]

>Viroguy
>Infect like crazy, they know someone's shooting darts but not who

Fuck diamond syringes tbh

[ShadowDimentio]

>Be Cedarbridge
>Doctor
>Everyone is dying to a virus
>Break in and don the CMO hardsuit to prevent infection
>That'll show that syringe gun faggot who's boss, I'll fuck him up if I see him syringe anyone
>Heal some people
>Taking some guy out of medbay
>Suddenly get shot out of nowhere with a syringe
>Don't know who did it
>Feel sick
>FUCK MY COUNTERPLAY WAS COUNTERPLAYED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Die probably
>Cry

R&D getting piercing syringes is the fucking best, at the point where the robust crew have grabbed protection from the virus and my darts I just break in R&D, which is usually totally vacant 'cause the guy doing it died, and make piercing syringes. They never see it coming.

[IcePacks]

admin-bothering

leave it to you to ruin an otherwise great story with tales of begging admins

[ShadowDimentio]

Unstable uranium gel and artificer chaplain are both spicy traitor gimmicks worthy of a trade, please don't bully me.

[IcePacks]

why don't you ask an admin to get me to stop

[cedarbridge]

>Be Cedarbridge
>Doctor
>Everyone is dying to a virus
>Break in and don the CMO hardsuit to prevent infection
>That'll show that syringe gun faggot who's boss, I'll fuck him up if I see him syringe anyone
>Heal some people
>Taking some guy out of medbay
>Suddenly get shot out of nowhere with a syringe
>Don't know who did it
>Feel sick
>FUCK MY COUNTERPLAY WAS COUNTERPLAYED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Die probably
>Cry

R&D getting piercing syringes is the fucking best, at the point where the robust crew have grabbed protection from the virus and my darts I just break in R&D, which is usually totally vacant 'cause the guy doing it died, and make piercing syringes. They never see it coming.

I actually had no idea about the syringe gunning until I got hit by one and saw a notice that it went through my suit. I just grabbed the suit to protect myself from the 900 other dudes I'd cured of the first disease since I couldn't even see the second one on scanners and MDs don't have access to the viro NEET cave. CMO's office was already smashed open ages ago so meh, free suit. Still survived to round end but I couldn't keep the last patient I had alive that long. I'm not complaining about the viruses themselves other than that they work way too fast for something produced in a room that contains the only machine capable of fixing the problem and that room is behind several doors where only 3 IDs on the station can open them. It was nice enough having an actual medical emergency to handle I guess.

[ShadowDimentio]

Yeah the first disease was laughably easy to cure, the second though...

So did you get infected with necrosis or immolation? Immolation was effectively incurable. I didn't know which, because I didn't label them well.

Also joke's on you, I blew up the console and the virus had stealth 4 regardless.

[cedarbridge]

Yeah the first disease was laughably easy to cure, the second though...

So did you get infected with necrosis or immolation? Immolation was effectively incurable. I didn't know which, because I didn't label them well.

I ended up with necrosis at the end but I'd already given everyone else I could grab all of the starkist out of the arrivals vendor and cured probably a dozen people of it before getting infected and crawling into the pod. I slapped myself with some brute healing chems to keep myself lucid and slipped into crit just as I got to the recovery ship.

[Armhulen]

Yeah the first disease was laughably easy to cure, the second though...

So did you get infected with necrosis or immolation? Immolation was effectively incurable. I didn't know which, because I didn't label them well.

I ended up with necrosis at the end but I'd already given everyone else I could grab all of the starkist out of the arrivals vendor and cured probably a dozen people of it before getting infected and crawling into the pod. I slapped myself with some brute healing chems to keep myself lucid and slipped into crit just as I got to the recovery ship.

IT WAS THAT ROUND, HOLY SHIT THAT STARKIST SAVED MY LIFE.

[ShadowDimentio]

>Be mime
>Silent hero gimmick
>Get hacking tools
>HoP goes braindead
>Steal all access and return the ID
>Nothing really happening
>Screams about nukers in the armory
>Welp
>Run over, everyone is dying
>Salvage a taser and laser from the wreckage
>One of the ops has a shieldsuit
>Need a shotgun, can't find one
>Remember the warden spawns with one
>Grab it as the shieldsuit walks into frame
>Gat him down
>Realize it's rubbershot
>Lase him dead
>Grab the cap's corpse and run to get on the shuttle
>Print out 2 more cap IDs for early launch
>Shuttle docks
>Try to launch early
>Only able to use one of the two IDs
>DELTA TRIGGERED
>GRAB THE CAP'S ID OFF HIS CORPSE
>LAUNCH IT, SAVING EVERYONE

MVP BAYBEEEE

[IcePacks]

early launching validhunter mime with delusions of heroism

nuclear fire is a kindness

[ShadowDimentio]

early launching validhunter mime with delusions of heroism

nuclear fire is a kindness

>Two minutes and 13 seconds till shuttle leaves
>Everyone would have died if I didn't

Cease

[leibniz]

>build a simple RAGE CAGE in the bar
>make disposal chutes so people can enter
>make bridge announcement that the cage fight winner is going to get confiscated syndicate items

twist:

Spoiler:

[OtherDalfite]

>build a simple RAGE CAGE in the bar
>make disposal chutes so people can enter
>make bridge announcement that the cage fight winner is going to get confiscated syndicate items

twist:

Spoiler:

Oh that's evil. Excellent job.

[XDTM]

Where do you all find the time to make these before shuttle call

[Screemonster]

>build a simple RAGE CAGE in the bar
>make disposal chutes so people can enter
>make bridge announcement that the cage fight winner is going to get confiscated syndicate items

twist:

Spoiler:

Outstanding.

[leibniz]

Where do you all find the time to make these before shuttle call

Well yeah, I needed the stars to align to make this happen:
1. be on box so it doesnt take 30 minutes to redirect ALL disposals into engineering (box is kinda rare on bagil)
2. get CE
3. get antag
4. hope others who get antag dont memesword everyone to death or dont bomb the station to shit in 20 minutes, even minor explosions can fuck up disposals

[confused rock]

Least unoriginal gimmick of the month award goes to you

[cedarbridge]

>10pop Sybil up way later than I should be
>Non-antag RD
>We got a miner in those 10. Nice.
>He went braindead where he spawned. Not nice.
>crank out the levels, push as far as I can without mining mats
>no captain or other responsible heads so I guess I step up as interim captain
>some nerd stole the ID because of course they did
>warden shows up with guns and we tase them and take the access back
>take my new access to mining, takes longer to put my gear on than it takes to get the required materials though the amounts are a little lacking
>run home, print an autocloner, print guns, toys all around
>upgrade everything on the station too I guess
>HoP runs straight past me into my office and starts pilfering my locker
>disabler beam the cunt for the cheek
>throws a fit while I drag him across the station
>cap/warden apparently let him loose
>suddenly he's in my office again hiding in the locker to jump me this time
>dodge that shit
>Warden nearby while I'm threatening to space the HoP for trying to lift my shit
>HoP saxes into maint and we give chase
>pull out my new shiny adv. eguns
>nothing happens
>get hit by a disabler bolt and I'm pretty sure that's it
>dodge back to the office swearing that I forgot the pins
>the pins in a box in my bag
>swear the whole way back to the fight
>warden lost him but they're ok, warden's a good dude and knows what's up at least
>HoP saxed with my armor, what a dick. Oh well, I'll just call the shuttle to end this super long round and use the shuttle call to bait out the HoP
>CE just arrived and instantly recalls the shuttle
>call it again after telling the CE why it was called
>captain recalls the shuttle
>run around doing some errands and scouring maint for the HoP thief
>CMO messages me some encouragement in my quest. Medbay lizard is ok.
>We find somebody in a gas mask playing with the HoP's console. Could have sworn the HoP already gave himself access but I'm not passing up a chance for valids to nab the jerk
>disablers to the face and as soon as cuffs go on the CMO points out that it was the captain hiding his face for some idiotic reason
>take the cuffs off while he screams up and down about "treason" or something.
>Take off back onto my quest.
>Warden messaging me on PDA that the captain has started a manhunt for me and is arming the traitor HoP. As expected, frankly.
>CE jumps me in maint with an egun about this point. Tase and cuff his ass while he screams bloody murder about being kiled.
>Murderers regularly take the time to tell everyone that they've captured somebody and they also take the time to make sure their victim is properly wearing their internals
>Inform him if he doesn't stop calling for a lynch mob on my location I'm going to throw him into space.
>"Oh god help he says he's going to kill me"
>thinking.jpg
>Drag the CE into space (with properly activated internals) and meet up with Wardenbro on the other side of sci maint.
>Explain why the CE is a moron and we both agree that the captain's completely off his rocker.
>manage to call the shuttle and board without incident
>right before the shuttle takes off the Captain dives on board, traitor HoP nowhere to be seen
>captain proceeds to throw soap around the shuttle trying to trip me

Spoiler:

with magboots on

and eats fire from the warden and myself combined
>half the windows on the shuttle explode and I'm shocked on the ground
>its a fuckin griff goast
>cap wasn't shocked and charges me with his sword
>stand up and lase the nerd
>CMO informed me about the time the CE attacked that the HoP was caught and had their race changed. Never quite understood what they meant
>random lizard in medbay clothes starts lasing the Warden
>dunk him too before rushing the Warden to a sleeper on the edge of crit
>Rev is still blasting the shuttle but fucks off when it eats a few las shots
>heal warden and get healed back
>crash into Centcomm to a neutralized captain and a dead traitor HoP

Something really satisfying about playing the good guy turned fugitive and coming out on top in the end. Even got a bit of arr pee around the occasional gun fight.

[Not-Dorsidarf]

Good guy warden right fucking there.
It can be rare to find wardens who are both competent and not lickspittle bootlickers to nutjob captains because it lets them get their kill on.

[cedarbridge]

Yeah, the Warden and CMO were both solid. I'd actually thought he was the HoS until I bought a pair of night vision sec huds for the two of us and saw his icon.

[Qbopper]

snip

initially I was >warden leaving the brig, but what a fuckin' tale

Always nice when you beat out the shitters tbh

[BeeSting12]

>HoP, traitor
>don't read objectives
>some guy comes to my office with an oxygen tank
>laser him to death, no suiciding in MY line
>start giving away all access
>HoP announcement: Come to my office for extreme memes!
>by now like ten people have all access so I fuck off to the AI upload
>antimov both AIs
>steal insuls and tools in case one decides to hate me
>buy emag, syndicate bomb, three C4s
>run around emagging every door dragging a syndie bomb
>ditch the bomb at five seconds, BANG, teleporter and courtroom gone
>start systematically emagging every door
>C4 EVA for fun
>get bored and start doing toxins, literally noone has given a shit about my activities the whole time
>start up toxins
>while waiting for plasma to heat up call the shuttle complete with a full confession of my activities
>C4 the consoles
>go back to toxins and complete my bomb
>attach a voice analyzer to it
>wait out shuttle call by taking myself off arrest
>the note says "might have an emag" like nigga ive been emagging everything and i MIGHT have an emag?
>get on the shuttle, wait about a minute and emag
>buckle to bed (Forgot to mention- I bought "Oh, hi Daniel" earlier)
>shuttle launches
>step out of the """""cockpit"""""
>see the HoS coming at me with a stunbaton
>"The memes end here."
>HoS: "FINALLY CAUGHT YOU! YOU HAVE AN EMAG!"
>shuttle explodes
>it wasnt a win but it felt like one

[D&B]

>Delta
>Miner
>Fight off two legion tendrils that spawned too close for comfort.
>Get a ranged holoparasite, suhweet
>Revs are called over the radio, tell cargo officer to order implants
>Science bitches about minerals, successfully shut them up.
>Reports of ops come in radio near cargo, arrivals and escape
>Get upgrades from science and buy a jetpack set for the hardsuit the qm gave me.
> Go into arrivals and tell my holoparasite to scan for syndicats
>It finds a room with emeralds
>Focus on sindicats gosh darn it
>We're doing a round the station when we find the pussy wagon and they keys nearby
>It does recon and finds the shuttle
>Fly close to it to see if any ops are coming back to shoot them
>Leave the z level and coming back moved me into their ship
>OK.webm
>Decide to take the nuke while my Holo plants a beacon to know if they come back
> Find an uplink with 25 TCS in it
>Buy two syndicate bombs and rig them with C4
>Die anyways because my holoparasite flew too close to the turrets and got shot
>Crew major victory

Also my holoparasite wanted me to tell you guys some medic was a slut but I forgot their name

[Armhulen]

>Delta
>Miner
>Fight off two legion tendrils that spawned too close for comfort.
>Get a ranged holoparasite, suhweet
>Revs are called over the radio, tell cargo officer to order implants
>Science bitches about minerals, successfully shut them up.
>Reports of ops come in radio near cargo, arrivals and escape
>Get upgrades from science and buy a jetpack set for the hardsuit the qm gave me.
> Go into arrivals and tell my holoparasite to scan for syndicats
>It finds a room with emeralds
>Focus on sindicats gosh darn it
>We're doing a round the station when we find the pussy wagon and they keys nearby
>It does recon and finds the shuttle
>Fly close to it to see if any ops are coming back to shoot them
>Leave the z level and coming back moved me into their ship
>OK.webm
>Decide to take the nuke while my Holo plants a beacon to know if they come back
> Find an uplink with 25 TCS in it
>Buy two syndicate bombs and rig them with C4
>Die anyways because my holoparasite flew too close to the turrets and got shot
>Crew major victory

Also my holoparasite wanted me to tell you guys some medic was a slut but I forgot their name

I didn't BITCH about mats...

[killerx09]

I present to you - a Revolutionary Story - The Geneticist edition.

Spoiler:

Also, we had a Rave party in the Captain's quarters.

[MercuryArrow]

>Start as miner
>YOU ARE THE CHANGELING
> :^)
>befriend other miner, ashwalkers really close to mining already, get his 'help' raiding their base
>kill some lizards
>he's badly wounded
>take him to sleeper, pump him full of heals and morphine
>feels great, until the morphine kicks in and he passes out
>stab stab nom
>now i am stronger changeling with more shit, take tentacle
>begin terrorising the ashwalker tribe
>stand on the edges of their vision, staring
>shriek from the darkness when they can't see me
>steal corpses they left a moment ago when they went the other way, looking for the figure in the shadows
>play dead and let them drag me to their hideout, only to arise, fuck some shit up and retreat once more, waiting for the next brood to be born
>become tribal boogeyman
>finally lead my assault after picking off the ones foolish enough to investigate
>two in the base
>blind sting the first lizard, start spearing his companion and shrieking
>SPEAR-SHANKING SUCCESSFUL
>grab other lizard, struggle with him a bit, but manage to shove him out into the ash storm that's just whipping up
>he has a choice, come in and fight me or stay out there and die a painful death from burning
>stand in doorway, holding a spear in both hands
>stare him down, daring him to come face me
>he paces back and forth a bit, then just falls over
>destroy the nest, PURGE THE LIZARD TRIBE
>DEE-N-EUS VULT

[cedarbridge]

snip

I mean, congrats on robusting a bunch of naked dudes with spears as ankillable space monster I guess?

[Armhulen]

snip

I mean, congrats on robusting a bunch of naked dudes with spears as ankillable space monster I guess?

to be fair they all have spears and can permakill the changeling with the tendril

[MercuryArrow]

snip

I mean, congrats on robusting a bunch of naked dudes with spears as ankillable space monster I guess?

to be fair they all have spears and can permakill the changeling with the tendril

I actually got dragged right up to the tendril at least once and had to take a while still to revive, the bugs and tendril didn't really do anything. Not sure if good luck or some kind of bug/conflict.

[BeeSting12]

>latejoin
>traitor
>borg comes up asking for a voice module reset
>i say sure and give it to him with the code "Edward Sloan is sexy"
>he buckles me to him and drags me into the upload
>he shouts "EDWARD SLOAN BREAKING INTO THE UPLOAD"
>gulagged for 800 4noraisins
>manage to cuck an officer with prisonerbro
>borg comes back to save me like he promises
>i was standing on the shuttle dock during this
>three people gibbed
>ask to trade TCs for griff goast
>admin gives it to me
>plasma is flooded, so i find a suicide and absorb him
>get light overload
>find lone sec officer in a room full of plasma
>send sparks everywhere
>officer is locked in, watch as he accepts his death
>take his soul too
>go to the brig, where the warden is
>set the warden on fire
>he puts himself out and gets a hardsuit
>he walks out, i set him on fire again
>because of the hardsuit trapping in heat, he dies
>take his soul too
>proceed to fuck with others for the remainder of the round, get three or four kills total this way
>go to shuttle and sit on cockpit, by now I've bought blight and machine overload
>shuttle launches, traitor is in recovery airlock, HoS in the cockpit. (meta shuttle)
>shock the HoS
>traitor kills him
>traitor kills four more
>i absorb all the souls
>revenant greentext

[rumblystubble]

I was that traitor and it was pretty awesome. Less awesome was getting cucked out of my greentext by a welderbombed hole in the shuttle. More hilarious maybe, but less awesome.

[Plunderphonics]

I'm never gonna forget the one time me and Percy Oppenheimer dunked an entire gang of atmos assholes who RCD walled half the station off and turned the bar into a freon harvester. That was very fun.

[Qbopper]

I'm never gonna forget the one time me and Percy Oppenheimer dunked an entire gang of atmos assholes who RCD walled half the station off and turned the bar into a freon harvester. That was very fun.

holy shit that was great, damn shame it was when I wasn't an admin yet, I found out they were non-antag and I was livid

I don't often like to kill people but after the events of that round it was incredibly satisfying to empty a shotgun into them

[cedarbridge]

>lowpop rev
>whole station is flashed except for the (obviously) dead CMO, implanted clown, and the blind RD
>clown can't find a safe way to heal the RD's eyes when the whole station is hostile
>they hole up in the execution chamber
>RD contemplates suicide
>Clown raises morale with a plan
>Klara the eternal meme-girl has outed herself as the headrev
>Clown convinces the RD to start talking shit and taunting Klara
>Fight me 1 v 1, don't bring your friends, etc
>Clown has constructed a couple walls and an electric chair at the door to the room
>pda on the floor in place and lights smashed
>Revs gather around and start smashing down the door to get to the RD
>4 revs slip through the door at the foot of the chair including the headrev
>clown springs into action
>zap
>zap
>round end

I almost died myself laughing watching from deadchat.

[Qbopper]

that's genius, damn

[Wyzack]

That is fucking brilliant

[confused rock]

how did they acquire blind

[cedarbridge]

how did they acquire blind

I want to say it was a screwdriver, but I can't really remember.

[IcePacks]

>assistant, twenty minutes before work
>discover lone mariachi playing the guitar
>menace him generically
>someone else is being aggressive towards him as well
>they draw a gun while i'm chasing the mariachi
>get shot
>still standing
>decide to flop on the ground and roleplay the gunshot as crippling
>captain runs up
>PAX DOWN
>I REPEAT PAX DOWN
>INJECTING STIM
>politely ask what the stim was
>oh you know
>romerolololol
>oh sheesh
>die
>come back
>find the captain just hanging with the mariachi
>run up, drag the mariachi to the ground, and murder him in maint
>bon nuit runs off with the corpse
>get disabled by the captain because stamina damage is balanced
>stunlocked to death
>captain cuts off my arms
>fuck
>parley with the captain
>just kidding grab and throw him at a glass table somehow, stunning him
>get straightjacketed
>talk some more
>die again
>in the meantime the zombie mariachi has caused an outbreak
>eventually get carted off to medbay for medical research
>discover fascinating things about zombie anatomy
>get my arms reattached
>go to work as shitborg resolutely declares "it shall be spaced" in regards to me shortly before getting duffed in the face

[confused rock]

>gay degenerate snowflake lizard bartender shoots me and another dude for throwing each other in bar
>wait till they leave the bar to do something
>upturn every chair, break drink machine, throw glasses everywhere
>thwy get so triggered that next round they name themself triggers-the-rock

[DemonFiren]

don't you hate on gay degenerate lizards

[confused rock]

its a gay degenerate SNOWFLAKE lizard

[Hzb91881]

>be xenobiologist
>make light-pink and golden slimes
>spawn some spiders that are able to lay eggs
>miner comes with consciousness transfer potion and asks for spider
>sure you can have it what could POSSIBLY go wrong
>he runs away
>make another one sentient with potion and give him order to not harm humans and to order his offsprings not to do it as well
>so I am clear if they begin to do shit
>they multiply exponentially and do shit
>they kill entire station except roboticist in phazon
>deadsquad gets called, spawn as deadsquad soldier
>genocide HUNDREDS OF FUCKING SPIDERS IS THERE NO END FOR THEM?
>run out of ammo in pulse rifle
>hold out with energy sword as much as I can
>get overwhelmed by spiders and die
Here is the results
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[ShadowDimentio]

>Be clown
>Slip people all shift
>Having a grand old time
>Slip a chemist at robotics
>Something blows the fuck up
>The chemist was holding a grenade and somehow it went off
>Me, the chemist, and a passerby all die to his hellfire
>Top 10 pranks that went horribly wrong

[D&B]

>Assistant
>Walk towards medbay to see what's up
>Someone turns me into a slime
>Fug
>See lesser ash Drake killing people
>Jump on him
>Mfw 10 ton giant dragon got killed by 15 pound slime