Fun things to do as traitor thread

[Fonedsky]

traitors are versatile and have lots of shit to work with
so because of that there are l ots of things you can do as one
here you can post fun things traitors can do or something

[Hornygranny]

emag the crusher and reroute disposals to go directly to it

[Zilenan91]

Get a holoprojector and an emag. Cut all the cameras in the dorms. Emag the holodeck and weld down walls so you can walk through the dorms and holodeck without opening doors or taking off your disguise. Once done, spam holocarp, drawing their aggro to move them out into the main hallways so they kill people. Once they go after somebody and leave simply repeat forever until you fuck up and get ate.

[ShadowDimentio]

emag the crusher and reroute disposals to go directly to it

You're a terrible person

[PKPenguin321]

emag the crusher and reroute disposals to go directly to it

one time i did this on metastation then made one of the hallway disposal bins into a chute, then put water on the floor and used an ebow on passerby to put them in it. i think there were only like 4 people on the shuttle at the end.

[Reece]

Be a supervillain.
Until emagging the nanofrost launcher lets you freeze people to death the best way to do this is via gas grenades and RP'ing the joker.

[lumipharon]

Once I lined the escape corridor with 3 crushers, and emagged shut the other ways into escape.
I then broke most of the lights and lubed the corridor, and quietly sat in R&D as people, drones and even borgs ran straight to their deaths as the escape shuttle arrived.

I also once put a crusher under the right maint door in the corridor leading to the brig. Broke a few lights, and waited on the other side of the corridor with thermals + prod + emp flashlight.
HoS walks along, jump out, stun and emp, throw straight into the now revealed crusher and shut the door, hiding all evidence. Poor guy didn't knw what hit him.


One other amusing thin that comes to mind, is when a fellow traitor I had been working with got captured. I was unable to rescue him before security took him to robotics to be borged. I had another plan, however...
The borg being a non cuck and realising that outing me as a traitor would most likely get me killed and borged like himself kept quiet about me, and I was later able to trap and emag him.
I got him to steal a defib from medbay and bring it to main surgery.
After that, I wandered around a bit until I found some poor chef chilling near arrivals. He had all of 2 seconds to scream before he was emp'd, stunned and cuffed, and whisked away to maint surgery.
I deconstructed my borg bro, debrained the poor chef and popped the traitor's brain into his body.
I then defibbed him and healed him with the handy sleeper that spawns there, and BAM traitor bro was reborn, in a fresh meatsuit.

I would have put the chef into the borg body, but the cuck had ghosted out, but still, was pretty funny.

[Anonmare]

I like using Mulligan + Chamo clothing + Agent ID to impersonate people/Centcom Officials/Abductors. Makes people extremely paranoid of one another and also makes infiltrating a department actually a viable tactic. It's especially good if you're the HoP since you can forge crew records to make your disguise even more foolproof.

[confused rock]

Be a supervillain.
Until emagging the nanofrost launcher lets you freeze people to death the best way to do this is via gas grenades and RP'ing the joker.

how do you gas grenades

[ShadowDimentio]

Releasing the singularity and having it cut the station in half

Getting a holoparasite and ONE MAN ARMYing the entire station

Sabotage

[Zilenan91]

Everything but the last one aren't particularly interesting or fun for anyone else though

[ShadowDimentio]

I'm not a terribly creative person when it comes to traitor stuff

[Venticular]

I've never ACTUALLY done this, but I've had an idea

>traitor scientist
>make a buncha bombs with different frequencies in smuggler satchels across the station
>blow up one in sec
>send to centcomm: I'M HOLDING THIS STATION FOR RANSOM. EVERY FIVE (BYOND) MINUTES I DON'T GET BLUESPACED A RANSOM, A BOMB GOES OFF
>commence admin memes

[Incomptinence]

Fill your box with carp plushies (remember to hug em all!). Your target is in the next room optimally just dump them all on the floor with drag click and extinguish and open the door or whatever.

Basically no civilian role can withstand that many carp in ambush.

[Zilenan91]

I love spamming carp if I didn't do anything else with my traitor round. They get quickly cleaned up but it's funny to watch their initial rampage.

[Screemonster]

build a second AI in a maint-hole, subvert it, and order it to doorslam people until the main AI is lynched for being rogue.

[Anonmare]

Oh having a ghost AI is a fun thing to do. It's always fun when people either accuse the main AI (if there is one) for the equipment malfunctions or start ahelping and demand an end to "admin shenanigans".
Overlooked thing for AIs to do is pour as much potassium and water as they possibly can into a chem beaker. People will usually dismiss it as chemist incompetence.

[Zilenan91]

Can't the other AI just look through cameras and instantly see the new Ai

[CPTANT]

emag the crusher and reroute disposals to go directly to it

Rerouting into the singularity is my personal favorite.

[Zilenan91]

If I remember right I think it was Bluespace who got banned for rerouting disposals into the singularity. So much shit went through into the sing that it caused the sing to get loose and eat the station.

[1g88a]

Mail bombs to security.

[Anonmare]

Can't the other AI just look through cameras and instantly see the new Ai

Not if you hide the second AI in maintenance/cut cameras around it. It's usually best to give your slaved AI it's own hidden room. Just make sure to cut the AI wire on the APC it's hooked up to if the main AI wises up and starts turning off maintenance APCs to flush it out.

[Zilenan91]

AIs have built-in cameras though so other AIs can find them no matter where they are

[Anonmare]

Don't think so, that got removed way back I think. I've checked AI contents and I've never seen a camera in there before.

[Zilenan91]

I remember them being in one of the last few malf mode rounds, an AI was playing hide & seek in a maint hole and they got found out by someone building another AI.

[Reece]

Be a supervillain.
Until emagging the nanofrost launcher lets you freeze people to death the best way to do this is via gas grenades and RP'ing the joker.

how do you gas grenades

Smoke works as a short range stand in, but you can turn ground plasma into plasma gas via smoke grenades, I don't think there's a way to do it for anything else though like N2O.
For freeze grenades you'll need to co-operate with a xenobiologist, or maybe use the chem that lowers temprature?

[lumipharon]

get frost oil from botany via botany, and mix it with that chem that hurts you at low temp. Put em both in a smoke nade and honk profusely.

[Super Aggro Crag]

go afk for 2 hours because the captain refuses to leave when half the station has been destroyed and 85 percent of the crew are dead or ghosted from boredom, then board the shuttle and get your greentext cuz your target suicided at the start of the round

[Screemonster]

Fill the entirety of escape with welded lockers.
One of the lockers contains a proximity-triggered maxcap.

[Xhuis]

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On a serious note, do this. Get a bomb suit, make a canister bomb, then when you're about to trigger it, equip a multitool and wirecutters. When it blows and inevitably kills you, the bomb suit will preserve your body and the tools will make it seem like a heroic effort to disarm what they might presume was a Syndicate bomb. I think canisters are completely destroyed past a certain explosion point rather than leaving behind a canister that would inevitably damn you.

[PKPenguin321]

Everything but the last one aren't particularly interesting or fun for anyone else though

singulo destruction can be fun. survivor situations where the game turns into "WHO DIE RAST?"/"RACE TO THE SHUTTLE!" can be some of the most interesting, especially when there are traitors among the survivors.

[PKPenguin321]

oh also doubleposting but i like taking noslips-soap-esword-dehydrated carp. drag around your carp as your backup buddy. slip a dude and begin eswording. carp either helps you kill the dude or fends off oncoming sec officers. it's like having an AI driven, weaker holoparasite who's also your bestest most loyal buddy.

if it dies you can give it a proper burial by gibbing it with the esword and spacing the remains.

[Screemonster]

Build a small room with a containment field running through it. Redirect disposals into it.

Print a shitload of signalers and attach them to the shock wire of every door you can find.

Hide a proximity-igniter under every weldertank in maintenance and wrench those bad boys open.

Steal a suicide's PDA and send messages to security claiming to be a DA. Name a completely random person as your target.

[Reece]

Ammending my previous post about playing as Mr Freeze.
You can in fact kill people with the nanofrost on sybil.

[PKPenguin321]

oh and also just so you guys know we have a very old thread that was almost exactly like this one: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1994

[duncathan]

cyberbullying your target to death

[DemonFiren]

I want to build up a cargo militia again.

[oranges]

Spawn as a wizard
Name your self [popular player online right now]'s mom
press summon guns, magic and increased events
head for the station and try to deliver a pumpkin pie to your child

[CPTANT]

Order the AI to kill all liggers on board because they are a threat.

[Venticular]

Ammending my previous post about playing as Mr Freeze.
You can in fact kill people with the nanofrost on sybil.

The game mechanics would work the same on both servers.

Nanofrost can kill people on Sybil and Basil

[Cuboos]

Rerout desposals into hop's office

[Luke Cox]

As a CE or other job with telcom access, you can forge PDA messages. "Accidentally" PDA the HoS telling them that you have the bombs planted, then pretend that you misclicked.

[Anonmare]

As a roboticist, when a Cyborg comes in for an upgrade. Attach a signaller to the lockdown wire, it's very unlikely the cyborg will think it suspicious so long as you don't emag it. Good for remotely locking down a cyborg without needing to interface with the RD's console. Bonus points for disabling the AI's view of the console.

[ShadowDimentio]

Play xenobio, release the spider/ling/golem/zombie/all of the above tide on the station

Play R&D, print a billion guns and kill anyone who resists joining Space America

Play toxins and plant bombs all over the station in smugglers satchels and threaten to BLOW IT ALL TO HELL if NT doesn't pay you a million spacebucks.

[Laz0rgrunt]

This one takes lots of prep.
Use my TC's to max out research and get an emag, implant and fully augment myself, start abducting people for ghetto borging and upgrade them with vtecs, ion thrusters, self repair, and bluespace batteries. Make a fuckton of guns and gear from rnd, then disable it. Storm the brig with my leigon of cyborg assholes and space the ion. Proceed to foreborg the entire crew and have a leigon of killer robots. Of course this realistically will never happen

[Jazaen]

Well, your army would have one critical weakness. If you can print all of those upgrades, R&D is most likely done, and someone could mix 300u Uranium and Iron in bluespace grenade to EMP your day. Besides, sec is the most flash-heavy force on-station.

For me, eh, I guess replacing people that come to cloning comes to mind. Or, if not that, at least finding a dead scientist, taking their jumpsuit, coat and PDA, and getting an UI+UE injector of them. After doing something traitorous, going to maint and turning into them, then getting into genetics and using timed UI+UE for permament.

[kevinz000]

High speed telescience lock
Grab people with that and telescience them into 1x1 singulo-fieldgen cells FOR FUNSIES
As changeling , systematically transformation sting the entire crew, switching everyone over by one

[kevinz000]

High speed telescience lock
Grab people with that and telescience them into 1x1 singulo-fieldgen cells FOR FUNSIES
As changeling , systematically transformation sting the entire crew, switching everyone over by one

[ShadowDimentio]

If you managed to grab someone (a feat in and of itself) and teleport them into a singu before they scream then I applaud you

[bandit]

As traitor geneticist:

- Kill people
- Drag them to be "cloned"
- Get their UI + UE, give them to a monkeyman
- Release the monkeymen back into the station
- Repeat
- Crew slowly replaced with mindless mankeymen